A/N: As promised, here's another chapter! Please Enjoy!
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Chapter 16
What have I done to deserve this odd form of torture?
Legs cramping and back aching, Asami slowly lifted the tiny tea cup to his lips and sipped the hot tea inside of it. He wondered how he had let himself get into this situation; sitting in a tiny plastic chair at a child's play table, surrounded by some of the most dangerous men in the world (And many stuffed animals), sipping tea and eating little heart shaped cookies. Never in his many years of being the most feared and powerful businessman in Japan, did Asami think he would be in this position. Yet here he was, at a little girl's tea party. More like a yakuza tea party…
It had been a little over two weeks since Akihito had come home, and his precious lover was looking better and getting stronger with each day that passed. He hadn't put back on much weight, but Asami was certain that after a few more weeks he would have his enormous appetite back. The three of them were still adapting into the family life, but so far all was going well, at least Asami thought so. If there was any complaints on his end, it was that now he found himself constantly getting teamed up on. Hence the tea party he was forced into. After hours (Minutes. Don't judge) of begging and being given the puppy eyes from a certain little girl, and being nagged at by his lover…he had no choice but to give in.
Asami looked over at Suoh, his body guard sitting awkwardly in the floor because he broke the chair he had been given to sit in. For once he felt envious over the enormous blonde, wondering if he could ditch the chair and sit in the floor as well. It would certainly be more comfortable. Kirishima, Yoh, and Rin looked as awkward as he felt, sitting with their knees up to the chests. Then you had Mayuri and Fei, who somehow looked to be perfectly comfortable and happily sipping away at their tea as though this were the most normal things they've ever done. Bastards. What really made this all the more ridiculous was that they all were wearing some girly headband on their head. Suoh had on a pair of bunny ears, Mayuri and Fei had on tiaras, Kei and the rest of them had on flower crowns. This would have been hilarious had Asami not been wearing a girly pink crown. Asami wished he could run away like the dog had after Kiyomi painted her nails rainbow. Ceska refused to come back into her room after that one.
Akihito is going to be getting that off my dog before work tomorrow. He's the one who gave her the nail polish.
"Daddy! You're not paying attention!" Asami blinked, looking over at his daughter who was currently dressed up as "Princess Hello Kitty."
"Sorry princess, just got distracted."
"Uncle Rin! Will you pass the tea please?" Kiyomi asked from her little chair at the head of the table, reaching out for the tea pot filled with steamy tea that Akihito had just recently refilled for them
"ABSOLUTELY!" The guard passed up the pot, which Asami promptly took from him to pour the tea for his daughter. There was no way he was letting their princess get burned…Akihito would have a come apart.
Hearing snickers from behind him, Asami turned his head and saw Akihito peeking his head in.. "I see you guys are having fun!~ I'm just coming to check if you guys need anything?~"
"More cookies please Mommy!~"
"It'll ruin your dinner, Kiyomi." Asami said disapprovingly, shaking his head. Kiyomi's head snapped over to him, her brown eyes narrowing.
"This is my kingdom, I'm the princess! And I say more cookies!" Everyone around the table besides Asami started laughing. Traitors.
"Little Miss, you might be the princess, but I'm the king. And the King says, no more cookies." Asami watched as her eyes narrowed more, and he could see her little brain working. Then something came to her as she started speaking.
"Well then that makes Mommy the queen, and you said that Mommy rules the house. Which means that this would be her kingdom, so whatever Mommy say's goes. And Mommy says?" Every turned to Akihito.
"LET THERE BE COOKIES!" Asami let out a long sigh while everyone else was losing it laughing.
"…I've been overruled, in my own house," He sighed again before nodding to his daughter, "Fine. More cookies." The crimelord was so defeated.
Akihito grinned, running over and pressing a kiss to his lover's cheek. "Loser." He whispered in ear before turning to run, but not before Asami caught ahold of his wrist and pulled him back down.
"You're going to pay for that later, Kitten." He whispered into Asami's ear, smirking with dark intentions. The things I'm going to do to you tonight….Seeing the shiver that ran down his lover's spine made his smirk grow, and as the photographer stood up and turned Asami smacked him on the ass. Akihito gasped, turning and giving him a dirty look.
"Asami, not in front of the children!" He exclaimed, gesturing over to their daughter and Tao.
"Oh I've seen worse!" Tao said with a shrug, mouth full of cookie. Everyone turned to Fei and Kirishima with an accusing look.
Mayuri giggled, shaking his head. "You two are so messed up!~ Doing dirty things in front of little Tao, shame on you!"
Fei shook his hands out infront of him, looking absolutely disgusted and horrified at the idea. "NO! We would, well…I would never!"
Kirishima looked at the Baise leader, offended. "I'm not even going to justify what you just implied with a comment."
"NO NO NO! THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!" Asami cringed at the obnoxious volume of Rin's voice, "TAO WATCHES IT ON HIS PHONE!"
"RIN! Are you spying on me?!" Tao was quickly turning red in the face. Fei turned to look questioningly at the guard.
"What was he watching?"
"I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT INFRONT OF KIYOMI!"
A gasp was heard from behind them, Akihito covering his mouth to hide his grin. "Tao!"
"Shut up Aki!"
Fei turned to the photographer, eyebrow raised. "Aki, would you mind telling me what you know that I don't?" Aki leaned over and began whispering into Fei's ear. A gasp left the Baishe leader's mouth, the man extending a hand towards Tao. "Give me that phone!"
You know, this is like my own little hell here. I can't feel my ass anymore, my legs are in my armpits, and now we're talking about an eleven year old watching porn. Will this ever end? "Kitten, weren't you getting cookies?"
"Oh yeah! I'll be back in a minute, my king!" Akihito hurried out of the room. Thank god, maybe after cookies this will all be over…
"So what are we doing now?~" Mayuri pipped up, smiling at the little girl.
"Oh right! Thank you for reminding me Uncle Yuri!~" Kiyomi jumped up and ran over to her bed before coming back with sheets of paper. "Mommy and I printed coloring sheets earlier!" Oh god, it got worse.
"I want Rapunzel!~" Fei told the little girl as she started handing them out.
"But of course Uncle Fei!" She cheerily set the piece of paper down before getting over to Asami, "I picked this one out just for you Daddy!" Kiyomi put down a Cinderella coloring sheet in front of him.
"Thank you Sweetheart…" Kill me now.
Kiyomi smiled cheerfully, "If you don't want a princess then I also have unicorn coloring sheets! Would you rather have one of those Daddy?"
Asami shook his head, "No sweetheart, I'm good with this."
"I'll take a unicorn!~" Mayuri waved his hand, beckoning the child over.
It was then that things took a turn for the worse. The lights in the room started flashing and the door to the room slid shut with the emergency locks activating. Asami's eyes widened and immediately he turned to Kirishima.
"Kirishima, explain."
Moments earlier….
Haruka smiled as she placed the cookies on the tray for the "Yakuza tea party" They had moved on from heart shaped cookies and were now making them in the shapes of animals. "Akihito, would you rather I take these upstairs? You look tired."
"No I've got it, but thanks for the offer. I really need to start getting back to normal rather than lay and rest all day. It gets pretty boring honestly. Oh, and I'll start helping you cook starting tonight."
"I would love it if you started cooking with me. It reminds me of when Ryuichi and I would cook for Shinji together."
Akihito giggled as he picked up the tray of cookies. "You know, I didn't know he could cook until my birthday. He really surprises me around every corner."
"There's a lot about Ryuichi that would surprise you. I'm just so happy that he has found someone who can look past all the bad and see his good side. That boy really has a sweet side to him, if you're just willing to look and wait."
This made the photographer smile and he nodded in agreement to what she was saying, knowing how true it was. Asami was something special, and was definitely not the awful person he thought he was back when they first met. He was still a bastard, but not an evil one. Akihito exited the kitchen and started walking towards the stairs with the tray of cookies when he suddenly heard the front door close. As he turned to see who had entered, a sneering voice startled him.
"Asami does have a good taste in beautiful whores, even if you are bald."
He frowned, turning to look at the rude man who had entered his house. "Who are you and what do you want, fuck-face?" Aki spat back at the tall, beady eyed ugly man.
"Don't you have a nasty mouth? I guess Asami hasn't taught you any manners." The intruder grinned.
Akihito laughed at the man's attempt of insulting him. "No, he enjoys this nasty mouth." Aki quipped.
The man's eyebrows rose. "I'm going to enjoy it too, soon." He walked closed.
"Who are you?" Just keep him distracted and away from the kids…
"No need for names, my employer is paying me a lot to steal you away, and after I can play with you all I want. Though I'm sure a whore like yourself will just love that, won't you?" He edged closer, and Aki backed away.
"You really think a lot of yourself, don't you? Do you even know what's going to happen when Asami catches you?"
"We'll be long gone before he gets word of this, and that bastard will be brought to his knees by my employer. You see, he has plans to destroy Asami and his empire." Akihito stepped up the stairs backwards, trying to get some distance as the man continued to grow closer.
"Are you going to come the easy way or are we doing this the hard way?" The man licked his lips, almost trembling with excitement saying the last part.
"You are a sick fuck, no I won't be going anywhere with you!" Akihito slung the tray at him as he took the stairs two at a time. The man was a little jarred from getting hit square in the face with the metal tray, giving Aki just enough time to get to the top of the stairs where the keypad was to send the mansion into lockdown. He speedily typed in the password: 2113CIFNAF and immediately all the doors slammed shut and their security locks were activated. Why the fuck would they put in such a long goddam password for emergencies?! We need to switch to hand scans or some shit like that!
Grinning from ear to ear, the agile young man ran down the hall baiting the kidnapper as he went. I have to protect my family! "Hey you suck fuck, I'm not so easy am I? And is your employer stupid, sending only one goon?"
"Why would we need more than one to capture a stupid photographer? I'm going to have so much fun with you when I catch you." Oh good, there's only one. I can handle one. Just have to get him into that damn playroom. Asami has locked me in there before, there's no way out from inside.
Akihito raced down the hall to their bedroom, quickly punching in that damn code once again to unlock the room.
"Do you know how many times I've heard this whole spill from you dumbasses? Do you all have like the same script or something? Did you all check out "How to Talk like Rapists for Dummies" from your local libraries, shit head?"
He pushed the button on the remote for the secret room and ran inside the pitch black room, feeling his way for the chaise lounge before hiding behind it. The intruder cautiously entered the dark room, drawing his gun.
"Says the dummy who just ran into a room with only one exit. You're just making this too easy." Where Aki was hidden he could see outline of the man and what he was doing because of the light coming in from the bedroom, so he silently moved over to the cabinet. He tried to find anything he could use as a weapon and ended up latching onto something large and heavy. God I don't want to know what this is, but fuck it.
The other man saw a shadow on the far wall and started to head towards it. Little did the intruder know it was a mannequin wearing some kinky leather cat suit that Asami was adamant in getting him into. The photographer silently crawled his way behind the man before standing and throwing the large object at the attacker's head. He grabbed anything in arm's length and started throwing that as well.
Akihito heard the guy crash to the floor, so he took this chance to quickly grab a riding crop that was hanging on the crop rack. The guy tried to raise his gun but Aki was faster, lashing out with the crop and hitting the man's wrist with a loud smack….repeatedly. His gun slid across the floor where the photographer kicked it out the door as he quickly followed behind it, pushing the button to lock the man inside.
The man scrambled to the door as it was closing, panicked. "You really are a dumbass." Aki smiled at him as the door securely shut. I'm so glad I read that binder. Let's see how he's doing in there. Aki turned on the security camera and then the lights.
As the light turned on, Akihito could see the look of shock flood the man's face. Akihito snickered as he watched the man try to break through the door, yelling profanities. I'll give out guest a parting gift before I go get the others. He pressed the button that activated the intercom, and as soon as he started speaking the man looked up.
"That door is six inches of solid steel and its sound proof. There are zero means of escape. Oh, and your plan wouldn't have worked out anyway. Asami took the day off today and is just down the hall. You really need to do your homework before you try something this stupid." The color drained from the man's face as he knew his fate was sealed.
Akihito calmly and cheerfully walked to Kiyomi's room to release a very dangerous group of men who were all overcome with worry and anger. Once the door opened Akihito felt strong arms wrap around him.
"Akihito, are you okay?" The concern was written all over Asami's face.
"I'm okay, but we're going to have a long talk about the security system! I'm sure it looked all fine on paper, but a ten digit password is really inconvenient to have to type in when you have someone chasing you! And who decided to make THAT room the safe room?!"
"A ten digit password is harder to hack into, and "that" room is-" Kirishima was cut off by Asami.
"Rin, Yoh…take the children down stairs and make sure Haruka is okay. Stay down there until I'm sure the situation is handled." The two men quickly hurried off, kids in tow. Asami turned back to Aki. "Kitten, we can have that talk later. Now, what happened?"
"Some dipshit decided to break into our house and kidnap me!" Mayuri face palmed; Asami shook his head, looking pissed.
"Are they just getting dumber by the year? I mean, don't you remember the kidnappers from when we were kids Ryu? They were actually kind of threatening! But now they're just blatantly stupid, breaking into Asami Ryuichi's house with him in it!" For once Mayuri wasn't grinning, he looked angry.
"He thought Asami was at Sion. And they underestimated me! Like I'm some damsel in distress who can't handle myself! Asami's best men couldn't even hold me!"
"We don't speak about that…" Kirishima was glowering over the memories. Fei scoffed and grinned.
"I was able to keep little Akihito captive for weeks!~"
"You kept him in a cage!"
"Hey, I let him out didn't I?!"
"After threatening to sell him!"
Fei turned to Aki. "You told them?!"
"They asked! What was I supposed to do?!"
"EVERYONE QUIET!" Asami's baritone, frightening voice boomed through the hallway, immediately shutting everyone up. "Are you all just a bunch of ferrets? There is an intruder we need to go deal with!"
"Well he's in there! Go knock yourself out!" Akihito snapped, pointing to the bedroom. God he's getting pissy! Asami groaned, but stomped off to the room without another word…and everyone followed behind him.
Asami stood in front of the locked steel door, watching the screen where he saw the maggot freaking out inside room. Hitting the button, the door slid open to reveal the man who quickly dropped to his knees and kneeled on the floor. The crimelord immediately recognized him as once of his newest hired guards.
"Asami-sama, please forgive me! This wasn't my idea! I wouldn't have actually hurt Takaba-Sama, please don't ki-"
"Shut up!" He silenced the disgusting, sniveling man. "Suoh, tie him up and gag him. I don't want to hear his the lies that spout from his mouth." Asami glared at the man on the floor, kicking him in the ribs.
Looking around the room, he quickly saw what all had transpired there while he had been locked in the bedroom. The businessman smirked as he noticed what his cute loved had used to subdue his attacker. "Kitten, come here for a second." Aki obediently complied, "accidently" kicking the restrained man on his walk in.
"Oops, sorry!~" Aki chirped, grinning as he looked over at Asami. "You called, my lord?~" Brat.
Asami pointed down at the "weapons" on the floor. Akihito blushed strawberry pink. "You threw butt plugs at him, kitten?" Asami was laughing so hard.
"Sh-Shut up Bastard! I can't see in the dark and the binder said anything could be used as a weapon!" By this time Fei and Mayuri had joined the group. Mayuri already knew about Asami's "tastes," being one of oldest friends. But Fei looked scandalized.
The Chinese man glared daggers at the crimelord. "How could you do this to our Akihito?!" Before Asami could say anything, Kirishima stepped in.
"I thought we talked about that. I don't like it when you call him that." Kirishima said, raising an eyebrow. Fei immediately blushed, looking much like Aki did.
"Right, I forgot!~ I'm just…not used to…us!~" Fei bit his lower lip as he grinned, anger forgotten
"God, that's disgusting." Asami muttered, unable to look at those two. It was horrifying to see those two together.
"I think it's cute!~" Of course he would think so. Akihito frowned, bending down and poking the giant object he had thrown at the man earlier. It was an enormous buttplug. "Asami, when did you get that?"
He chuckled, bending down and picking it up. "It's a new item. I thought you might like to try it out?" Asami smirked while Aki's eyes bugged staring at the offending football sized object.
"I don't think so mister…that will never fit."
"Would you like to make a bet on that, Kitten?" Akihito moved away quickly, grinning mischievously as a thought seemed to pop into his head. Asami prepared himself for whatever was about to come from his lover's mouth.
"Well, you're the biggest asshole of us all so maybe it'll fit in yours?" Akihito smirked, and Asami looked shocked. Of all things, he hadn't expected that.
"Oh shit Ryu, he's got you there!"" Mayuri giggled and Fei lost his shit, laughing hysterically as he gave the photographer a high five for that quick quip.
"Akihito, I'm going to punish you for that later."
"Promises, promises." Aki winked at his lover confidently before heading out of the room, making sure to kick the tied up man on his way out. "Oops, sorry again fuck-face!~" Everyone started piling out behind him.
"So what are you going to do with that guy?" Akihito asked, glancing back.
The crimelord entered the bedroom, glancing at the man who was being led by Suoh behind them. "I think warehouse five for him, wouldn't you agree?" Asami turned to everyone behind him, who all grinned and nodded. The tied man shrank back in fear.
"Is that like code for something or is there really a warehouse 5?" Asami simply gestured to the terrified man behind them, and the moment Akihito saw his face he knew. "Well, he did this to himself." Akihito decided, before quickening his step, eager to get to their daughter.
Asami looked at the group of men and asked: "Would anyone like to join me?" Everyone was eagerly nodding. We're all sadistic fucks when it comes to someone messing with our Akihito.
"Don't forget dinner will be at six, so don't be late." Was all Akihito said to them, not seeming to mind the idea of the maggot being tortured.
"Wouldn't miss it for the world."