"Attenzione: La fine è vicina."
The Episode begins with a view of Chris standing on the dock of shame, right beside the Camp Wawanakwa sign. He looks towards the camera and gives his signature smile before throwing both his arms up in the air and delivering his opening lines.
Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island: Insanity!"
With a flash of the screen, the twenty-two campers are seen looking over the ever so familiar cliff top, most of which look very concerned for their well being.
Chris: "Our campers faced their very first challenge, and while some proved their worth…"
Kelly is seen bravely diving off the cliff top, followed by Haley taking Henry's hand as they smile at each other before leaping over the edge.
Chris: "…Others found themselves quickly on the outs!"
Jonathon and Sarah are both shown declining their tribe's pleas for them to jump. Doug and Josh are also shown fighting once again.
Chris: "While the Screaming Gophers came together in unification…"
Alex and Krystal, Hector and Wyatt, and Henry and Haley are all seen forming friendships in the previous episode.
Chris: "…It was the tensions that formed on the Killer Bass that kept them from their first win, sending them to the first ever dramatic Campfire Ceremony!"
Nourhan and Kimi are seen defending their friends while Noah and Steven are seen plotting against each other.
Chris: "In the end, Steven narrowly escaped elimination by pitting his fellow team mates against Matt!"
Matt is seen sorrowfully walking down the Dock of Shame when Steven receives the final marshmallow, much to Noah and Nourhan's shock."
Chris: "The tables will turn as alliances are both formed and broken, tonight on, Total….Drama…Island….Insanity!"
Total Drama Island: Insanity! Intro.
As the Opening theme begins to play, cameras begin to pop out of strange places, including an underground burrow and a tree. As the last camera comes out, a clapperboard is held in front of the camera and is slammed shut.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine…."
The camera goes past the dock of shame, revealing the Camp Wawanakwa sign. As the scenery continues to be shown, the camera rushes past Chris then continues up the ever so familiar mountain before going over the cliff and through the ring, venturing into the treacherous waters!
"….You guys are on my mind!"
Hector is shown happily swimming in the water before being frightened after seeing a shark and rushing towards the surface.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see…."
As Hector emerges from the surface, Wyatt and a crying Sarah are seen floating past him on an old, gray plank. From behind his back Wyatt pulls out Sarah's teddy bear and holds it towards her, much to her delight. However, just as he does so, a hawk sweeps down and snatches it, sending Sarah back into hysterics.
"I wanna be famous!"
The hawk flies above Steven, who is in the forest surrounded by pumpkins. As snakes begin to make their way out of the pumpkins, Steven screams like the little girl he is deep down, and begins to run. As the camera zooms out Nathalie is seen holding a snake and smiling as Jonathon puts his hands on his hips and raises his left brow at her before the sun's vibrant light overcomes this view.
"I wanna live close to the sun."
As the sunlight retracts and a new scene is revealed, Josh and Doug are seen bickering at each other on a raft before going over a waterfall.
"Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won."
Matt is seen standing on a long and narrow log, with one hand in the air and one hand on his heart, reciting what looks to be a play in a rather over dramatic light.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way."
Kelly swings by on a vine, grabbing Matt by the collar of his shirt and taking him along for the ride. As they rush past parts of the camp she drops Matt into the outhouse which falls over because of this. Courtney tumbles out of the outhouse and walks around slightly dazed before falling over, hitting the ground rather hard.
"I'll get there one day."
The camera pans through the cafeteria window, showing Chef making some kind of disgusting grub before going over to Sam and Eric who are looking at each other dreamily before a spoonful of Chef's food is shoved between them. Looks of disgust are shared between the two before Nourhan and Noah are seen laughing together at a nearby table.
"I wanna be famous!"
As the scene changes to the outdoors, both Kimi and Vittoria are seen admiring Alex who is in the water looking at himself in a small hand mirror.
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na…"
As Alex smiles at himself in the mirror, it shatters into a dozen pieces, much to his dismay.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
The camera pans over to the Dock of Shame where the hawk drops Sarah's teddy bear into Krystal's arm. Krystal grins maniacally at this before pulling a lighter out of her pocket and setting the small girl's bear on fire. As laughter continues to erupt from her mouth, she throws the doll up into the air.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!"
As the burning stuffed animal falls from the sky, the daylight shifts to night. The bear falls down in between Haley and Henry, who are about to kiss when Brooke, whose hair is now on fire, pops up between them. As the camera begins to zoom out, the twenty-two campers are revealed to be sitting at the Bonfire Ceremony. All of them are whistling with the exception of Brooke who is screaming, Krystal who is laughing, and Sarah who is crying hysterically.
Total Drama Island: Insanity!
The Dock of Shame.
As the episode begins, the quiet camp grounds are shown. Little is heard other than the sounds of chirping birds and rushing waves that break against the boulders that are scattered about the beach. A girl with brown, slightly tangled hair is seen quietly slipping out of her cabin and putting on her shoes before jogging quietly to the nearby dock. When Sarah finally reaches the dock she smiles at who she sees.
Wyatt: "Hey! I was starting to get a little worried. I thought you might not show."
Confessional Booth: Sarah.
Sarah: "Ever since I got here, Wyatt has been the only person to make me feel better about being separated from my sister. But since we're on different teams, I can't just talk to him out in the open because everyone would know something is up! That's why late last night we both decided that it'd be best to talk on the Dock of Shame each morning, when everyone is still fast asleep!
Sarah smiles shyly and rubs her arm, looking away from the camera timidly.
The Dock of Shame.
Sarah smiles at Wyatt, dragging her doll behind her. When Wyatt sees this, he tilts his head to the side out of curiosity.
Wyatt: "Why do you always carry that thing around?"
Sarah: "What, this?"
Sarah holds up her doll and shrugs.
Sarah: "I dunno… I've had it ever since I was little! Whenever I had nightmares and had a hard time getting back to sleep, I'd cling onto this thing and it'd make me feel better! It lets me know that I'm never alone, even at the darkest times…."
Wyatt: "Does it have a name?"
After Wyatt says this, Sarah nods happily in reply.
Sarah: "Its' name is Sammy!"
Wyatt: "Oh, cool…"
As he says this the two exchange looks of admiration and share a tender moment. This moment is however ruined by the sound of a bullhorn and an approaching helicopter over head. In the helicopter is Chris who begins to yell as loud as he can in his megaphone.
Chris: "This is your wake up call campers! Your second challenge starts in ten, meet me in the dining hall pronto!"
When Sarah and Wyatt hear this their expressions immediately change as they look at each other worriedly.
Sarah: "Oh no! If we're caught out here together, we could get voted off!"
Wyatt: "Quick, the bathrooms!"
The two dart in separate directions, rushing to hide out in the communal bathrooms.
The Screaming Gophers Cabin: The Male Side.
The campers are all startled when they are woken up. As Doug lifts his head, he quickly slams it against the top bunk and falls to the floor. Josh begins to laugh when this happens, which seemingly annoys a majority of his fellow team mates, with the exclusion of Alex who looks at Josh worriedly.
Henry: "Are you okay, dude?"
Henry jumps down and helps Doug up. Once the two are standing side by side, they glare at Josh angrily, whose laughter has slowly died out.
Doug: "Fine, thanks for asking; clearly my safety wasn't a concern to everyone!"
Henry and Doug leave the cabins and head towards the bathrooms angrily. Josh looks down sadly as the other guys shun him when they leave.
Alex: "It's alright, dude…I thought it was funny…"
Josh ignores Alex and simply walks towards the cabin's door, hitting the wall on his way out due to not being able to see because of the hair in his face. He successfully leaves the cabin on his second attempt.
The Cafeteria.
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The campers pile into the cafeteria, Wyatt and Sarah being the last two to enter. As Henry smiles at Haley, she looks away and blushes.
Chris: "Are you ready, campers, for your second challenge?!"
The sleepy campers simply groan and rub their eyes, sleepily.
Nourhan: "It's four in the morning! Is this necessary!?"
As Nourhan says this, everyone looks at her and gaps loudly, horrified at what they see. Black rings surround her eyes, her hair frazzled and sticks out at random places, and her skin is breaking out in several areas.
Confessional Booth: Nourhan.
She points at her face angrily before beginning to speak in a frustrated tone.
Nourhan: "This is what happens when I don't get my beauty sleep!? Nourhan needs her beauty sleep!"
The Cafeteria.
Noah: "You look beautiful from where I'm standing!"
Noah smiles sweetly at her, a gesture in which she returns when he takes her hand in his and kisses it gently. When Steven sees this, he rolls his eyes angrily.
Steven: "For the love of god, can we get on with the challenge, please!?
Noah: "….Is everything okay, Steven? If you need someone to talk to, I'm a certified counselor, you know!"
When Steven hears this, he shuts his eyes and attempts to stay calm as his entire body shakes with anger, fists clenched shut.
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "What you see isn't really Noah getting the last word… It's Noah thinking he's getting the last word! He's a complete moron for trying to take out a strong player in the first night, timing is everything in this game and if there's one thing he doesn't excel at, it's timing! So I'll let him run his mouth….for now….but just you wait, I'll have the last one when he's the one being sent home!"
The Cafeteria
Chris: "The first part of today's challenge is to run 20 kilometers around the lake!"
Everyone begins groaning in annoyance at what Chris has just said.
Hector: "I have to put fuel in the engine or the engine won't run, you feeling me?"
Hector rubs his stomach as he says this. Chris gives Hector a snide smirk before speaking.
Chris: "Oh, don't you worry about that, Chef is preparing your morning meal as we speak!"
Hector's face lights up when Chris says this.
Chris: "NOW GET A MOVE ON! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!"
Everyone is startled, many falling from their seats at the tables they are sitting at. Haley topples over the edge of the table she was resting her hip on, Henry catching her in his arms, much to both their delights.
The Lake.
The campers are all, slowly but surely, making their way around the lake. Kelly, Jonathon, and Eric all lead the pack. Brooke is also not too far behind who is running on all four with her tongue flailing like a dog's does when it sticks its head out the window on a hot summer's day. Hector is right behind Brooke, attempting to imitate everything she does as she runs. Henry has slowed his pace to keep up with a struggling Haley who is repeatedly apologizing to him for slowing him down, in which he replies "No need." each time. Near the middle of the pack is Josh who has finally stopped jogging and takes a break near a tree, resting his exhausted body against the trunk, breathing heavily. As Doug approaches, he gives a snide grin before running past Josh and knocking him over, into the mud in the process. As Doug's laughter can be heard, Alex spots Josh and comes to a sudden halt before looking at him worriedly.
Alex: "Why do you let the other guys treat you like that!?"
Josh gives a subtle shrug in reply.
Confessional Booth: Alex.
Alex: "Ugh! I've absolutely had it with Doug and his bullying antics! I don't care what the rest of the team says, if we lose, I'm keeping Josh and sending that $$ hole home!
The Lake.
Krystal is running when she sees Alex and Josh at a stop up ahead. When she reaches them, she too comes to a halt.
Krystal: "What happened!?"
As Krystal says this, Alex is helping Josh out of the mud and along with the help of Krystal, cleaning him off.
Alex: "Doug happened!"
Josh shrugs again.
Josh: 'It's really no big deal; I was in the way… I kind of deserved it."
Alex: "No, no, you didn't!"
As Josh attempts to continue on, he stops and falls to the ground once again, groaning in pain.
Josh: "My ankle!"
As Alex and Krystal kneel to the ground in an effort to assure Josh's safety, the remaining contestants flee past them.
Josh: "You guys should continue on without me, I don't want you two to be blamed for losing this one for the team!"
Josh looks down sadly as Krystal stands to her feet, shakes her head, and outstretches her hand.
Krystal: "No man left is ever left behind, not on my watch!"
Josh gives a grim smile before taking Krystal's hand.
The Cafeteria.
With a flash of the screen, the scene changes and a majority of the campers are revealed to have already gathered back in the cafeteria. The Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers are all anticipating their last members to pile in when an exhausted Sarah makes it to the doorway before collapsing on the floor.
Chris: "And with that, the Killer Bass win pa_"
Chris is interrupted when the Killer Bass erupt in cheers.
Nourhan: "We did it! Our first challenge win!"
As Josh is carried into the room by Alex and Krystal, the three receive menacing glares from their team mates. Doug throws his finger in Josh's face and begins to yell.
Doug: "This is all your fault!"
Alex immediately steps in front of Josh when he hears this.
Alex: "Shut up! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't even be in this position in the first place!"
Chris: "Now, now, campers. Settle down, settle down! If you let me finish, both teams would know by now that this was merely part one of the challenge and neither team has actually won or lost at this point in time!"
The cheers quickly hush over on the Killer Bass's side, some glaring angrily at Chris when they hear this and others simply staring at him in shock.
Steven: "What do you mean we didn't win!?"
Chris puts his palm on Steven's face and pushes it out of the camera's view.
Chris: "All will be explained in time, you sassy little brat! But for now, as promised, let's eat!"
Chris steps to the side, revealing a curtain which Chef is standing by. Chef is dressed in a pink dress that is covered in glitter, topping off his look with ruby red lipstick.
Chef: "I don't get paid enough for this…"
After Chef says this, he pulls a rope that is hanging down to the floor. The red curtain rises as he does this and reveals a large ham in the center of a large feast. The food on the table includes curry, mashed potatoes, custards, rolls, endless loafs of breads, macaroni, and much more. The teens all rush to the food in delight, with the exception of Krystal who looks a bit disappointed.
Krystal: "To be honest, I prefer turkey…."
Brooke stands on her hind legs and pounces on the table, ripping apart the ham with her teeth. When Hector see's this, his face lights up and he turns to Wyatt to speak.
Hector: "Isn't she dreamy?"
Wyatt looks back at Brooke who is chanting in a rather raspy voice, then back at Hector.
Wyatt: "Um…. Those wouldn't be my exact words…."
Brooke: "Steak! Steak! Steak!"
While everyone is eating, Nathalie is sitting in the corner of the room, alone and angry. Jonathon notices this and walks over to sit with her.
Jonathon: "Something bothering you? Not enough food to fill you up?"
Nathalie: "Oh, ha ha, very funny! Actually, for your information, there are no vegan dishes on that table so I refuse to eat!"
Jonathon raises his brow at this.
Jonathon: "Oh, do you now?"
Nathalie: "Yes, I do! For all you know, you could be eating fried Penguin as we speak, and I don't know about you but I'm not eating a poor defenseless Penguin!"
Jonathon: "It's…ham actually, so…"
Nathalie stands up angrily after he says this.
Nathalie: "An animal is an animal; they all have the same worth! This is just like you!"
Jonathon: "Just like me to…eat ham?"
Nathalie: "UGH!"
Nathalie storms off angrily as Jonathon giggles silently to himself. As time rolls on, the contestants slowly cease their eating and plop down in various places, exhausted and full. Hector's stomach has expanded and is now popping out of his shirt. He is caressing it and whispering to it in a hushed voice. Brooke walks up to him and gives him a gentle smile and begins mimicking him.
Wyatt: "Dude…. What're you guys doing!?"
Hector puts his finger to his lips and shushes Wyatt.
Hector: "Be quiet, you'll scare the food baby away!"
When Hector says this, everyone exchanges looks of confusion, not sure what to think regarding what he just said. They all slowly step away from him as Chris reproaches them.
Chirs: "I hope you enjoyed your food everyone because it's time for part two of your challenge!"
As Chris says this everyone screams "what?" , excluding Brooke who simply barks.
Eric: "What do you mean part two?! I thought you said eating was the second part!"
Sam: "I'm with Eric, us Texans aren't strung out for all this torture!"
Chris: "Actually I never mentioned what part two of your challenge would entail! Consider the feast to be simply…. how do I put this? An obstacle!"
Jonathon raises his brow at this.
Jonathon: "Other than being forced to listen to Nathalie bitch about animal rights…"
When Jonathon says this, Nathalie puts her hands on her hips angrily, visibly offended by his statement.
Jonathon: "…How is eating an obstacle?"
Chris: "Very good question Jonathon! You see, the real challenge that you all will be competing in today is an Awake-A-Thon!"
Everyone groans when they hear this.
Nourhan: "So like….can I sleep now or…?"
Chris: "You can…but it might end up costing your team the win!"
Nourhan shrugs at Chris when he says this.
Nourhan: "If Jonathon can do it and not receive consequences, than so can I! Later, losers!"
Nourhan says her goodbye jokingly and gives Noah a reassuring wink before heading back to her cabin.
Noah: "So what you're saying is that the twenty kilometer run and the buffet were just things thrown at us to make us more tired?"
Chris: "That's correct, very intuitive of you, Noah!"
Noah: "Thank you Chris, believe it or not I've been told that quite a few times in my short time here on this planet we call Earth!"
Chris: "Wow, now you're giving us an astrology lesson!? Gold star for you!"
Chris happily places a gold star on his forehead, much to his delight as Noah starts clapping at his own achievement. Everyone looks at him in awe once again as Steven simply rolls his eyes.
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "It's probably for the best that everyone strokes Noah's ego so much, it'll blind him with an arrogance that will make plotting his demise much easier! In time, I will have the numbers stacked in my favor, and when he's least expecting it, I'll strike! In time….For now, I need to set my sights on a more suitable target, someone more worthy of my attention, someone who's mentally capable, physically adept, and socially knowledgeable enough to beat me in the end! Qualities that Noah clearly posses none of!
As Steven finishes his confessional he gives a smirk.
By The Campfire.
As a new scene approaches, the Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers icons are shown in the upper right and left hand corners. The Screaming Gophers remain with all eleven players still awake while the Killer Bass have a mere nine. As Haley sits by the currently unlit fire pit, Henry smiles at her before walking over and joining her.
Henry: "This challenge is going to be a tough one!"
Haley: "Yeah, but it's not a total loss…."
Haley smiles at him as she says this.
Henry: "And why is that?"
Haley: "Because I get to spend it with you…"
Haley looks away shyly after she says this. Henry smiles at her and then points at the sky which is covered in a beautiful array of pink clouds.
Henry: "The sunset is beautiful…. You know, I bet it'd make for a great portrait!"
Haley looks back at Henry excitedly when he says this.
Haley: "Hey, that's a great idea! Why don't I teach you to draw, starting with this sunset?"
Haley looks at him happily as he looks away and rubs the back of his head nervously.
Henry: "Are you sure? I was thinking we could start with something, I don't know…a little more mediocre?"
Haley laughs and dismisses this thought with a wave her hand.
Haley: "You'll be fine!"
As she says this she takes out her sketch book and her favorite pencil, getting it ready for Henry's first art lesson.
Haley: "Don't you trust me?"
Haley takes the pencil and puts in his hand, than holds hand, preparing to guide him through the artistic steps. Henry smiles at her when she does this and nods happily. As the two continue to mingle the sun begins to set on the first night. The scene slowly transitions to night and Hector, Wyatt, Brooke, and Sarah are all seen laughing by the campfire.
Wyatt: "It's a total bummer we weren't all put on the same team!"
Wyatt frowns when he says this.
Hector: "I agree! I've never met a girl who knows so much about anime like you, Brooke!"
Brooke laughs at this and nods happily before putting her arm around Sarah.
Brooke: "Don't you two worry now! You have each other to protect, and I'll keep Sarah safe! This way we'll all make merge for sure!"
As Brooke says this, she unknowingly tightens her grip around Sarah, moving up to her neck. As she continues to rant on she begins to choke Sarah whose face has now turned purple.
Wyatt: "Um… Brooke?'
Brooke growls at him angrily, choking Sarah harder in the process. As Sarah continues to be choked , she begins to claw at Brooke's arm who is completely oblivious to the situation.
Brooke: "Shush, I'm talking!"
As Brooke says this, Sarah finally passes out. Brooke finally notices what she has done and drops the girl's head to the ground as the Killer Bass icon shows in the upper right hand corner, going from nine to eight.
Brooke: "…oops, sorry!"
Wyatt rolls his eyes and smiles, placing Sammy right next to Sarah. As the night goes on, Kelly is spotted by several campers, running around the island in what appear to be a vigorous work out.
Confessional Booth: Kelly.
Kelly: "My strategy to excel in today's challenge is to continuously exercise for as long as I need to until the challenge is over and I have emerged victorious over the other campers! My philosophy regarding the whole thing is that as long as I can keep my heart rate up, my body won't desire sleep! This entire thing is just one big game of mind over matter!"
By The Campfire.
As time goes on and night shifts to day, several campers begin to snooze. Sam and Eric are both seen laying side by side near the campfire, wrapped up in the Texas flag and fast asleep. Noah and Doug have also fallen asleep and are both lying on the front porch steps of the cabin. As the campers sit on logs next to the recently put out fire, Steven stands up and walks over to his younger sister.
Steven: "Kimi, we need to talk,"
Kimi: "About?"
Steven: "I was up all night thinking about ways to get us to the final four and just as the sun began to rise, I thought of one…."
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "Although I had the majority vote a couple nights ago, I barely escaped elimination and consider the people I voted with in no way, shape, or form allies of mine! Therefore it only seemed logical to find two other people I could put a smidgen of trust in and pretend to promise them my loyalty!"
The Lake.
Steven is walking to the dock that is surrounded by the camp's lake, followed by Jonathon.
Jonathon: "What is this about?"
Steven: "A man that gets straight to the point, now that's what I like! Which is why I want to offer you to join my new alliance!"
Jonathon stares at Steven with a blank expression before bursting out in laughter.
Jonathon: "You're kidding right?"
Steven looks at Jonathon angrily when he says this.
Jonathon: "Oh…You're serious…. Awkward…"
Confessional Booth: Jonathon.
Jonathon stares into the camera with a blank expression before once again bursting out in fits of laughter.
The Lake.
Jonathon: "And why exactly should I align with you?"
Steven: "Because you're on the bottom of the totem pole and you know it! Lets face it, Jonathon, you need me more than I need you!"
At this, Jonathon immediately becomes much more serious and looks off into space, deep in thought.
Jonathon: "With you, Kimi, and I; we only have three. Three is only one third of this team; the numbers aren't exactly in our favor!"
Steven: "Don't sweat it; I'm having Kimi take care of it!"
Jonathon: "Who's our first tar_"
Steven puts his index finger to Jonathon's lips, gesturing for him to be quiet.
Steven: "All you need to worry about is getting in good graces with Nathalie so you don't have someone gunning after you week after week!"
Jonathon simply sighs and nods, walking off with his head hanging low in sorrow.
By The Campfire.
The sun begins to set on the second day of the challenge as everyone reaches the twenty-four hour mark, which is announced by Chris. Over the course of the day Wyatt, Hector, and Brooke have all fallen asleep, side by side. Krystal takes a lighter out of her back pocket and re ignites the fire pit before taking a seat next to Alex.
Krystal: "Do you think he'll be okay with everything going on?"
Krystal signals towards Josh who is sitting on the other side of the fire pit, alone.
Alex shrugs at her in reply.
Alex: "Don't know… If we lose this one, there's a good chance he's the one going home!"
Krystal looks down gloomily.
Confessional Booth: Krystal.
Krystal looks away from the camera sadly and rubs her forearm as she speaks.
Krystal: "I just feel bad for him... I've been that kid that no one likes based on first impressions so I know what it feels like! I just wish there was a way I could get him to come out of his shell and become more included in all the team work!"
By The Campfire
Alex: "Do you want to go talk to him?"
Krystal's face lights up at this as she nods and the two walk over and sit by him.
Krystal: "Hey… Are you alright?"
Josh remains silent while the small girl talks, continuing to stare off into space.
Alex: "I know the other guys can be jerks but you just gotta give them a taste of their own medicine!"
Josh stands up when Alex says this.
Josh: "I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I don't want to drag you guys down with me…"
As Josh begins to walk away, Krystal runs after him and grabs his wrist, stopping him in the process.
Krystal: "Wait, you can't just walk off like that!"
Josh: "Why are you even talking to me? Nobody else here likes me and it will only hurt you two in the end!"
Krystal: "Because that's what friends do! They stick with each other even when things get rough! They're by your side regardless of the situation and stand up for you even when you're wrong!"
As Krystal says this, she loosens her grip on Josh and sets the boy free.
Josh: "Friends… Do you think we're friends?"
As Josh turns around to face the two, Alex shrugs.
Alex: "Sure, why not?"
Josh shakes his head gloomily.
Josh: "Why would anyone want to be friends with me…?"
Alex: "Well…I thought it was pretty funny when you said you wanted Doug to get eaten by sharks…"
Krystal: "Yeah… Plus, it was hilarious when you went all ghetto on Doug the first day!"
Josh cracks a small smile when Krystal brings up this memory.
Josh: "Remember when you punched Steven in the face? That was pretty awesome…"
Alex, Krystal, and Josh all laugh for a bit before it finally dies down.
Alex: "Hey…. Is Doug already asleep?"
Josh: "Yeah, why?"
Alex: "Because I've always wanted to try something…"
Alex gives a maniacal grin after he says this. As the three continue to bond, Haley is leaning up against Henry in a secluded area. His arm is around her and he is teaching her how to strum his guitar.
Henry: "There, just like that!"
Haley smiles at him and lets out a small laugh.
Haley: "You're a great teacher…."
The two smile at each other before Henry throws his finger towards the sky.
Henry: "Did you see that!? A shooting star!"
Haley quickly looks up and sees a shooting star soaring over them, slowly fading out into the clear night sky.
Haley: "Oh, oh, quick! Make a wish!"
Henry and Haley both shut their eyes and make a wish. As they slowly open them, they are looking into each other's eyes. Henry gives a faint smile at what he sees's before brushing the hair out of her face.
Henry: "Your eyes…they're blue, I never noticed before."
She touches his face very gently as he shuts his eyes very slowly and inches towards her face. Haley's eyes begin darting all over the place as she grows increasingly nervous.
Confessional Booth: Haley.
Haley: "Oh my god… I'm seventeen years old and I've never even kissed a guy before! I don't even know how! I can't just tell him mid kiss either that I have no idea what I'm doing. That's when I knew what I had to do…"
By The Campfire.
As Henry's lips approach Haley's face, she suddenly collapses in his lap and begins to snore obnoxiously loud, much to Henry's confusion.
Confessional Booth: Henry.
Henry rubs the back of his head as he speaks.
Henry: "Oh man did I mess this one up…."
By The Campfire.
As the sun rises, Henry, Josh, Alex, Krystal, Courtney, Jonathon, Nathalie, Kimi, Steven, Vittoria, and Kelly are the only campers still awake. As Vittoria exit's the shower, wrapped in a towel, Kimi pops her head in the bathroom.
Kimi: "We need to talk!"
Vittoria: "What're you doing, I'm naked! …..I mean… Cosa stai facendo, sono nuda!"
Kimi: "Oh, cut the crap, Steven heard you speaking English a few nights ago in the confessional booth!"
Vittoria gasps when she hears this.
Vittoria: "You know!?"
Kimi: "Yup, and I have a feeling our team mates could be very upset with you when they find out….so upset that they might vote you off!"
Vittoria: "I'll do anything you ask of me, just please don't tell anyone!"
Kimi: "That's just what I wanted to hear…"
The camera zooms in on Kimi's face as an evil grin spreads across it.
Confessional Booth: Vittoria.
Vittoria shrugs at the camera.
Vittoria: "What can I say, the girl made a compelling case!"
The Cabins.
Doug lies on the cabin steps, fast asleep. As he snores loudly, Alex, Josh, and Krystal all sneak up to him, concealing their laughter the best they can with quiet snort emitting from their mouths.
Josh: "This better work or I'll be so disappointed!"
Krystal: "Agreed!"
Alex: "Well… here goes nothing!"
Alex gently takes Doug's hand and puts it in a large bucket full of warm water. The three than sit with their fists clenched, anticipating to finally discover whether this myth has any truth to it or not. As the three newfound friends are about to give up hope, a puddle of water begin to form from Doug's crotch. The three immediately flee from the scene in fits of laughter.
By The Campfire.
As the eleven remaining campers, excluding Kelly who is still sprinting around the lake, sit around the campfire, they hear a soothing melody begin to play nearby.
Courtney: "What's that sound?"
As the contestants look over they see Chris standing by Chef who is dressed up like a giant lamb, playing the harp.
Chef: "Like I said earlier, I don't get paid enough for this…"
Jonathon: "Oh C'mon! Was making us run around the lake and fattening us up not enough for you!?"
Chris: "Nope! Play away, Chef!"
As Chef begins to play the harp, several campers look severely drowsy. Courtney watches the flames of the fire as small fairies appear to emerge from them. The fairies dance above Courtney's head, startling her. As the fairies flick their wands, small sparks cover her eyes and she finally gives into the temptation to sleep. The fairies then elude Nathalie's mind. She shakes them off and begins swatting at the air. Jonathon notices this and points it out to Steven and the two begin to laugh at Nathalie's hallucinations. Nathalie sees a fairy land no her face and as it does, she smacks herself, hard. She accidentally knocks herself unconscious in the process. As Chef continues to play the harp, both Kimi and Vittoria fight to stay awake but to no avail! Both fall asleep as the sun begins to rise. Near the end of Chef's song, Krystal appears to be visibly tired, on the verge of sleep.
Josh: "You gotta fight it, Krystal! It's almost sunrise, you got this!"
Krystal: "I….I don…in me…"
Krystal finally succumbs to her urge to sleep and topples over the stump she is sitting on and onto the ground.
Josh: "No!"
Alex: "….Well, this sucks…."
With Krystal and the sun now shining vibrantly in the sky, the music has finally ceased.
Alex and Josh are sitting by the unlit campfire, looking as though they are about to fall asleep any minute. Henry is sitting alone, playing the guitar, putting his ear up against the instrument as if to make it sound as loud as possible. Nearby Steven watches as Jonathon puts his blanket from home on a sleeping Nathalie, winking at him in the process. As Chris approaches these five, Kelly comes running from around the corner.
Chris: "A valiant effort from the final 6!"
Kelly: "Oh my god, I've ran like eighty miles in these past few days! Holy crap do I feel the burn, I'm so pumped right now like you guys have no idea how pumped I am right now! I've never felt this great in my entire life! I'm starting to think I should do this more often, what do you guys think? Do you guys think I should do this more often!?
As Kelly continues to ramble on she begins to jog past an annoyed Josh and Alex. As she does Alex sticks his foot out and trips Kelly who hit's the ground hard.
Kelly: "Ow! That re…really….that rea…..urt…."
As Kelly slowly shuts her eyes and Alex and Josh high five happily, Jonathon and Steven look at them angrily.
Alex: "What? The girl wouldn't shut up…"
Chris: "As I was saying, a valiant effort from you six…now five…but all good things must come to an end!"
Henry runs up to Chris and grabs him by the collar of his shirt.
Henry: "What're you saying, McClean!? Are you saying it's a tie, can we all go to sleep now!?"
Chris laughs at the thought of this.
Chris: "Nope! But you know what it is time for…."
Out of his back pocket, Chris swiftly whips out a book and opens it up, a beaver popping up out of the center in the process.
Chris: "The history of yours truly, Canada! A pop up book, chapter one!"
Henry falls to his knees and begins to sob hysterically as the other contestants all groan.
Jonathon: "Well, its' official, I'm out!"
Jonathon stands up when he says this and puts his hands on Steven's shoulder.
Jonathon: "Good luck Steven, you're all that remains…"
Steven rolls his eyes as Jonathon leaves the campground and heads towards the cabins.
Josh: "How much more time do you think you have in you?"
Alex: "About a day…"
Chris: "The flag of Canada has a leaf on it…"
As Chris turns the page, the Canadian flag pops up.
Chris: "The leaf is red…"
Alex: "Maybe only an hour…"
As Chris continues to read on, Henry's cries slowly come to a stop as he falls asleep, curled up on the ground in a fetal position, sucking his thumb. Josh and Alex begin playing bloody knuckles to keep themselves awake as Steven continuously bangs his head on his stump.
Alex: "Okay Josh, it's your turn!"
Josh: "Are you ready?"
Alex shuts his eyes and takes a deep breath before re opening them.
Alex: "Ready!"
Josh: "Okay, here we go!"
Josh pulls back his fist when Alex lets out a yelp.
Alex: "Wait, n—"
Alex's pleas are too late. As he pulls back his fist, Josh's clenched hand is already mid swing and hits Alex square in the face who topples over, passed out.
Josh: "….Damn."
As time goes on and Chris finishes chapter five, he marks his place and shuts the book.
Chris: "And that concludes the first five chapters!"
Steven: "How many chapters are there!?"
Chris: "Not much longer actually, only twenty-five more!"
Steven and Josh both groan when they hear Chris say this.
Steven: "Can I at least go to the bathroom?!"
Chris: "Knock yourself out, you got five minutes!"
As Steven sleepily walks towards the bathroom he spots a sleeping Sarah. At first glance he thinks nothing of it but as he continues walking he notices her teddy bear, Sammy, resting beside her. Steven puts his finger on his chin and begins to tap it.
Steven: "Hm…"
The Communal Bathrooms.
With a white flash overtaking the scene, five minutes has passed and Chris is seen dragging Josh into the restroom with him.
Josh: "Was it really necessary that I come with?"
Chris nods at this.
Chris: "I have to make sure you don't fall asleep first! Yo, Steve, you in there!?"
As Chris bangs on the stall door and hears no reply, he begins to bang harder until the door is pried open.
Chris: "Oopsies… This was an unfortunate accident…"
As Chris says this he turns to the camera and winks.
Chris: "Now that it's already happened though, might as well take a peak inside!"
Both Chris and Josh poke their heads into the stall and begin laughing at what they see. Steven has fallen, head first into the toilet and is fast asleep. Chris laughs and approaches the toilet before speaking to a sleeping Steven.
Chris: "Wakey, wakey Steven! It's time to announce the results of this week's challenge!"
Steven is awoken to a swirling toilet, the result of Chris's latest inhumane act in which he attempted to flush Steven's head. Steven begins to choke on the spinning toilet water which is muffled out by Chris and Josh's laughter.
By The Campfire.
As the campers slowly become lucid, they begin to notice the camp's surroundings once again. Nourhan exits the cabin, well rested and as beautiful as ever. She throws her arms up in the air and lets out a loud yawn and a big stretch. As she is doing so, Noah joins her on the cabin porch steps.
Noah: "How'd you sleep, beautiful?"
Nourhan: "Just marvelous, and yourself?"
Noah smiles and nods happily. Elsewhere on the campground, Alex and Krystal awaken to the sound of Doug screaming at the top of his lungs. Doug runs into a corner and begins furiously wiping at his crotch in a desperate attempt to get all the stains out of his jeans. As Alex notices this he looks at Krystal, who nods encouragingly, and cups his hands over his mouth and begins to scream to his fellow contenders.
Alex: "Oh, look guys; I think Doug had an accident!"
As the campers begin to gather around the scene, Eric is concealing laughter while Sam's jaw has dropped in shock.
Doug: "I... I don't know how this happened!"
Sam: "Ew!"
When Sam says this, Eric finally lets out a loud and obnoxious laugh that seems like it will never end. Krystal joins in with an over exaggerated fake laugh as if to work her way into the conversation.
Krystal: "I guess for now on we'll have to call you Pee-Pee Douglas!"
Henry nudges Krystal playfully when she says this.
Eric: "Hey, Pee-Pee Douglas! That's pretty good!"
As Henry bursts out in hysterics, Krystal winks at Alex in which he returns.
Confessional Booth: Alex.
Alex: "That'll make Doug think twice before he makes fun of Josh!"
By The Campfire.
Loud laughter is all that can be heard as Chris slowly approaches the camp grounds with Josh by his side. From behind his back Chris pulls out his ever so familiar red megaphone and begins to yell loudly into to it.
Chris: "After several long grueling days, we have our winner!"
As Chris says this, he holds Josh's arm high up into the air just before Josh's body finally gives out and he collapses to the ground.
Chris: "The Screaming Gophers!"
As music, the victory theme begins to play. The Screaming Gophers start to cheer and chant. With the exception of Doug, Hector, and Wyatt, they all run over to Josh's unconscious body and pick it up, raising the boy high to the skies. Alex and Krystal are seen below him with large grins on their faces.
Confessional Booth: Krystal.
Krystal: "There was never a moment I doubted Josh's ability to win it for our tribe! I really do think that this was the day Josh redeemed himself in everyone else's eyes as well. I couldn't be happier for him!"
By The Campfire.
The loud cheers coming from the Gophers continue until they are abruptly interrupted by a young girl's screams and cries. Everyone is suddenly shocked and drops Josh's body, which lands on a squished Courtney. Sam's eyes suddenly become very wide as she turns to her team to speak.
Sam: "What in the hell was that!?"
Krystal: "I think I know…."
Krystal leaves her team and runs towards the familiar cries. As she finally reaches her destination her suspicions are confirmed as she sees a crying Sarah being comforted by Wyatt, Brooke, and Hector.
Krystal: "You better have a good reason for dragging me down here, Sarah!"
Sarah: "My bear, it's gone!"
Krystal gasps in shock when she hears this. She kneels down to her crying sister and gently puts her hands on the young girl's shoulders.
Krystal: "Where did you see it last?"
Sarah continues to cry while she replies to her elder sister.
Sarah: "I don't know!"
Wyatt: "I put right next to her after she fell asleep! It was there when all of us fell asleep; somebody must've taken it over night!"
Krystal: "Is this true?"
Krystal turns to Hector and Brooke to get reassurance regarding what Wyatt has just said and they both nod in confirmation.
Sarah: "Please, Krystal, you have to find it! I can't sleep without her!"
Krystal: "Don't worry, I'll find your stupid bear!"
Krystal gets up off of the ground and leaves the four friends behind as she struts angrily towards the cabins.
The Cabins.
The Killer Bass are all seen standing outside their cabin, looking to be greatly agitated as their personal belongings are being thrown out the window. Noah and Nourhan approach the window and appear to be shocked at what they are witnessing.
Nourhan: "What's going on here!?"
Kelly turns to Nourhan and crosses her arms angrily before gesturing towards the cabin.
Kelly: "Some girl from the other team is rummaging through our stuff because someone stole her sister's stupid doll!"
Krystal walks outside holding a blue pillowcase in her right hand, looking quite smug.
Krystal: "It's a teddy bear, not a doll! And somebody stole it, I know they did!"
Nourhan walks up to Krystal and puts her hand on Krystal's shoulder.
Nourhan: "I'm sure this is just one big misunderstanding, nobody on our team would steal Sarah's teddy bear!"
Kelly rolls her eyes, increasingly annoyed as the conversation goes on.
Kelly: "How do you know it wasn't someone from your team who stole it!?"
Krystal shrugs at Kelly in reply.
Krystal: "Just a hunch…Plus I found this in your pillow case!"
Krystal turns the pillow case over, and out falls… Sarah's teddy bear! The entire team gasps at what they see as an angry Sarah comes running up to the cabins.
Sarah: "So it was you who took Sammy!"
Kelly looks to be in complete shock and confusion as Sarah rips the bear out of Krystal's hands.
Kelly: "What!? I didn't even touch your stupid bear, you probably left it near my bed and somebody thought it was mine or something!"
Sarah takes a step forward and gets in Kelly's face before proceeding to yell at her.
Sarah: "Liar! Wyatt already told me he put it next to me before he fell asleep, and I trust him way more than I trust you!"
Kelly takes a step forward as well, getting angrier at the accusations made against her.
Kelly: "Wyatt!? Why are you talking to Wyatt in the first place!? He's on the other team!"
The Killer Bass, along with Krystal, all gasp at what has just been revealed. Steven is seen in the background, grinning manically at the ruckus that has arisen.
Sarah: "Um… That's not important!"
Noah: "Actually….She kind of has a point; you can't just befriend the opposite team! They're our enemies!"
Kelly gives a nod of satisfaction in Noah's direction which is ended when Sarah throws her finger in Kelly's face.
Sarah: "THIEF!"
Kelly throws her finger in Sarah's face out of retaliation.
Kelly: "TRAITOR!"
At this, both the girls turn around and head their separate ways. Steven leans over and whispers into Kimi's ear.
Steven: "I told you I had a plan…"
Kimi: "But which one are we voting off tonight?"
Steven grins evilly when thinking about the impending Campfire ceremony.
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "It was me who planted Sarah's stupid bear in Kelly's pillow! Either way both of them are expendable in my eyes but both are threats at the same time! Sarah has connections with the other team through Krystal, and come merge time that could be troublesome! Kelly, on the other hand, is intelligent, strong in competitions, and a great social player! It was a tough decision up until about five minutes ago, but now that I know of Sarah's betrayal…It's going to make this vote a whole lot easier…
Confessional Booth: Nourhan.
Nourhan: "Now that we know Sarah is friends with several members from the other side, it's only logical to vote her off tonight!"
Confessional Booth: Nathalie.
Nathalie: "Yeah, the whole teddy bear incident was pretty weird, but what's even weirder is that I found this on me when I woke up…."
Nathalie holds up a blanket with Jonathon's name seamed into it.
Nathalie: "I think Jonathon was possessed by a demon while I was out!"
The Campfire Ceremony.
With a single flash of the camera, the scene has gone from day to night and all ten remaining Killer Bass members are sitting on their respective stumps. Steven pops a marshmallow into his mouth, which he had received earlier in the ceremony. Both Kelly and Sarah are sitting side by side and are glaring at each other as Chris prepares to announce who will be the second camper eliminated from the game.
Chris: "This campers, is the final marshmallow!"
Dramatic music begins to play as Chris runs his hand past the trey as if he was modeling the single marshmallow that sit upon it.
Chris: "The final marshmallow goes to…."
The music begins to speed up as close ups of the girl's face's are shown. Sarah looks as though she is on the verge of tears and Brooke is looking at her worriedly as if scared for her newfound friend. Kelly has a confident grin on her face, clearly feeling very assured of her safety. This assurance is wiped right out from under her as the grin fades immediately when Chris throws the final marshmallow to Sarah and the entire team gasps at what has just happened.
Chris: "Sarah, you are safe!"
Sarah: "Yes!"
Kelly throws her hands up in the air and stands up angrily.
Kelly: "What!? You kept her over me!"
Nourhan and Noah continue to look at Kelly in shock.
Nourhan: "I don't understand, how's this keep happening!?"
Chris: "You know the drill, Kelly. It's Dock of Shame time!"
Kelly nods humbly and waves at the campers as she leaves.
Kelly: "Good game and good luck!"
Noah and Nourhan both clap for the girl as she leaves the Campfire Ceremony, walks across the Dock of Shame, and boards the Boat of Losers. Sarah simply plops the marshmallow in her mouth and waves at the girl tauntingly.
Confessional Booth: Sarah.
She puts her hands on her hips and bobs her head back and forth as she talks.
Sarah: "That's what she gets for taking poor, old, defenseless Sammy hostage while mommy was sleeping!"
Sarah holds her teddy bear to the camera when she's done speaking.
Confessional Booth: Nourhan.
Nourhan: "This is the second time this has happened…Maybe Noah and I aren't as well liked as I thought…"
Nourhan looks away from the camera as she says this and rubs her left arm sadly.
Confessional Booth: Steven.
Steven: "Kelly was just too strong willed to control! Sarah with her betrayal on the other hand…. She'll be easy to blackmail and force her to do whatever I want!"
Steven grins evilly as he slams his clenched fist into his flat palm.
Confessional Booth: Vittoria.
Vittoria: "So Steven and Kimi have successfully blackmailed me into coming over to the dark side. At first I was kind of bummed but now it's just whatever…"
Vittoria shrugs after she says this and pauses a moment before speaking again.
Vittoria: "Now that Steven and Kimi are taking over though….Let this be a warning to the other contestants that the end is near, or as they say in my country: "Attenzione: La fine è vicina."
To Be Continued…..