A/N: This is a fun little piece. I went around and around with this one. It's kind of short but the next piece will be longer.

Italics=thoughts

What is the worst thing that you can do to someone that Is there annoys you or rather what is the worst thing that you could do to MAKE someone get annoyed with you. This was one of those moments and its was a good time to be in a situation like this, at least in Vander's option it was.

Vander looked out across the guild, thinking (cough plotting cough) about this fellow guildmates and what entertainment they could provide him since he was bored out of his mind. It should be a crime to be this bored but he didn't have a mission at the moment and had thoroughly satisfied himself and his partners earlier, now he was just plain bored and that spelled trouble for everyone.

At that moment, Laxus happened to walk by and Vander almost cried he was so happy. Laxus was always fun to mess with. Vander with a smirk firmly fixed on his face watched as Laxus got food and then settled at a table. Now what to do that would annoy him and entertain himself. Oh, that would be very very fun and satisfying and maybe it would lead to something more. Vander very much wanted to play with him and maybe this would be his chance.

"Finally conscious huh?". Someone said as Vander tried to open his eyes. It took way more effort than it should have to get them to open and the light was very bright when they did open.

"What happened?". He asked in a weak voice. The hell is wrong with me? Why do I feel like I got ran over by a hundred trains. Why does it hurt to move? Where we attacked?

"Maybe you'll learn you lesson this time, though I somehow doubt it". Cristoff was saying as he sat on the bed beside Vander. "What happened Cris, I feel like shit? Where we attacked?

"No, we were not attacked. I healed you, for the most part but you needed to suffer some so that you would learn to think before acting. And by thinking, I mean of the consequences of your actions and not just how much fun it will be". Vander looked at Cris. He was drawing a blank, all he remembered was seeing Laxus, getting a great idea of a prank and then nothing. It was all a blank.

"What happened?" Vander asked again.

"Laxus shocked the living hell out of you is what happened. He pumped so much electricity into you that your heart stopped twice. He had to actually shock you again to start it back up again". You are a damn idiot, you little shit and had us seriously worried, even Laxus thought he had killed you.

"The fuck". "Why".

Cristoff shook his head at him, placing his hand on his stomach and healing the last the damage done by him being an idiot.

"Because, while he was eating, you popped out of the shadows behind him, and licked him. You might have gotten away but the look on his face had you laughing too hard to do anything"

Vander grinned as Cristoff walked out of the room. "Totally worth it".