A/N: I finally have an update…it only took what five months. Since its summer now, I'll be able to write more frequently. Enjoy! And thanks again for all the reviews I have received for this story! You don't know how much they mean to me!

Chapter 26: But Officer, I'm Straight!

Rory backed out and then went speeding down the street. They were having and absolute blast until Rory spotted flashing lights and heard the blare of a siren behind her.

"Uh oh. It's the cops. This is really bad." Rory whispered, starting to worry which she was so good at doing.

"Oh contraire." Finn smiled, leaning his seat back. "Rory darling, welcome to your test."

Rory sobered up quickly, turning to Finn with a frown on her face.

"What the heck, Finn? God, I should never have been driving drunk. This is all your fault. Thanks a lot." Rory pulled over and turned off then engine.

"Well, it's not like I drive drunk, Luv." Finn smirked, leaning his chair back.

"What? Than why did I…"

"Like I said, welcome to your test."

"What you talk'n bout, Willis?"

"Think about it. I'm sure you'll get it right. And besides, I don't know why you're blaming me for all of this. I did tell you to be cautious in making your decision. It's not my fault you were having a bad day and decided to become an alcoholic."

"Hah Hah Hah." Rory scowled. She glanced at her side view mirror and saw two legs briskly walking towards her. Rory hardened, her face turning deathly pale.

"Luv? Are you ok? It's only a copper, hon." Finn asked, getting worried. Maybe this was too much for her.

"Yeah, I'm f-f-fine." She stuttered, taking in a deep breath.

"License and Registration." The cop said, as she approached the car window.

"Oh ok." Rory replied, getting out her license as Finn got the registration from the glove compartment. "Here you go, miss."

The cop took it from her, but continued to look at Rory instead of looking at the papers.

"You know, im sure many people have told you this but, you really are an attractive woman."

Oh Thank you."

Do you model?" She asked, cocking her head to the side.

"No, that's not my kind of thing." Rory smiled

"Well you should. I bet you'd look great in skin tight pants. I'd certainly come see your shows."

Rory bit her lip. If she didn't know any better, she could have sworn that the cop was hitting on her. But she was a woman. Oh my God. She couldn't be, could she? This was the challenge, it had to be. She had to get out of the ticket. But this wasn't fair. She didn't know how to flirt with women. And besides, the LDB couldn't possibly have known which cops were on duty which nights, could they?

"Hello? Are you ok? The cop asked as Rory stared off in her thoughts.

"Huh? Oh sorry. I was just so um captivated by you're uh eyes." She said freaking out mentally. What the heck was she doing? Better yet, why was she doing it?

"Oh thank you. Many women say they remind them of the night sky." The 27 year old cop said, looking at them in the side view mirror.

Rory stared into the woman's dull blue eyes. All she saw was a terrible blizzard. "I can totally see why."

"I'm Laverne, by the way." The woman extended her right hand to the frightened driver.

"Rory." She smiled, shaking it. Underneath she was a mess. Rory had never flirted with another girl before. Heck, a girl had never flirted with her. Well, it couldn't be that hard, right? It's probably just like flirting with a man. Or maybe she needed to pretend to be the man. Wait. She had to pretend to be Logan. Just act like how Logan would handle this situation. Perfect.

"Laverne is such a pretty name, but it doesn't give justice to a gorgeous woman like yourself." Rory said trying to spread the charm thickly. She had to admit though, she was totally lying. The woman was a toad.

"Oh well thank you. "She laughed and slightly bit her lip.

"Anything for you." Rory winked, mentally channeling Logan.

"I bet you say that to all the girls." Laverne smiled, playfully hitting Rory's shoulder.

"Maybe. But I was fibbing with them." Rory made a mental note to burn her shirt when she got home.

"Is that so?" she smiled

You must get hit on all the time. Probably gets pretty annoying at parties." It's working!

"I deal with it. If it's a guy, I just tell him I'm a cop and they run like cattle."

"Very good approach." Rory laughed inwardly at the thought of the guys running, their antlers knocking over the people in their way.

Laverne giggled. "So what do you like to do when your not flattering girls?"

"Ha ha. Well, I make it a personal goal to get pulled over by even prettier ones." Rory smirked. She felt like she really was Logan.

"Well, what are you doing now?" Laverne twirled her red curls.

"I don't know? What am I doing?" Rory said playfully. She had a feeling that Laverne was going to let her leave now. Yes! Score one for Gilmore girls everywhere! Step aside Huntzberger, there's a new flirt in town and her name is Rory Gilmore. If her mom could see her now. Well, on second thought, never mind.

"This." Laverne growled and pushed her lips onto Rory's. Finn, who had been quietly enjoying the two girls' conversation, widened his eyes. His mouth hung open as he watched the kiss, which lasted all of ten seconds, in utter amazement and fascination.

"My God, someone up there loves me!" Finn whispered crossing his hands and silently thanking the universe.

Laverne pulled away smiling, her eyes still closed. Rory, with her eyes bulged out and a terrified look on her face quickly changed it to a more neutral expression. Laverne opened her eyes slowly and met Rory's mock neutral ones.

"You know what? I don't even remember why I pulled you over. It's probably because I saw how beautiful you are and I couldn't help myself. Why don't you go home. And here…" Laverne took Rory's hand and wrote her number. "Call me sometime."

She sauntered back to her car and drove off, winking at Rory as she passed her. As soon as the cop left, Rory's neutral confident face vanished.

"OH MY GOD." Rory freaked out wiping her mouth with her arm.

"I know. That was hot, Luv." Finn growled.

"I can't believe a woman kissed me. Eww. And she licked my mouth. God, I think I'm going to puke." Rory freaked, making gagging noises.

"And Luv, to think I thought you didn't have it in you." Finn smiled gleefully.

Rory paused and looked at the overjoyed Aussie. She narrowed her eyes and grabbed him by the shirt.

"Oh, are you going to kiss me too? Remember that despite my hot appearance, I'm a gentle lover. Oh I have a better idea. Why don't we just call Laverne up and we can have a threesome." Finn joked, clapping his hands.

"I swear Finnegan; if you tell anyone about this I will cut your balls off and sell them on ebay." Rory said and then threw him back into his seat.

"No need to be snippy about it. Can't a guy have his fun?" Finn muttered, straightening out his shirt.

"No. And can I have some Listerine strips? I think she put her tongue in my mouth."

"Why do you tease me?" Finn groaned, taking the strips out of his pocket as Rory turned the car on and started to drive back to the mansion.

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