New Weapons for Wonderland

by nikkilittle

A collection of excerpts from American McGee's Alice fanfictions from multiple authors showing the use of an original weapon which did not appear in the first Alice game.

7. Chapter 7

Cat Piss: From Nikki Little's "Not American McGee's Alice" Chapter 29

One Gnome looked at me and laughed.

"I didn't think you could run that fast with a caboose that big!"

I searched for Cheshire. I had to ask what he had done to the Red Queen.

"I peed in her eyes. Blinds Chess Pieces immediately. Maybe other Wonderland creatures, as well."

I fell backwards on my caboose. Cheshire laughed.

"Comfy landing, I presume?

"Oh, yes. Very comfy."

"Only Caterpillar and Humpty knew about cat piss as a weapon. And me, of course!"