"Where are we going to find this Oswin Oswald?" I asked, curious.

"The Alaska, no, the library... no..." he muttered something unintelligible under his breath at the TARDIS.

"Oi! Show some respect!" I chastised. "Last TARDIS ever, right? Be kind, or she might leave you."

"Who do you think you are?" he asked incredulously, turning around to face me.

"My name is Jenny, and I speak for the TARDIS!" I said, stroking her railing delicately. "Got a problem with that?" I looked at him with my eyes full of dares.

"Yes! I am The Doctor, and she is my Sexy, so therefor, I speak for her. She's been my best companion for all of these 1200 years!" he looked at me.

"Wow, dad." I said, shaking my head. "You are a bloke. Have you ever settled down, stayed still for an hour? Been to a library? Taken a tour of a pirate boat? Been to Stonehenge? What about the myth Pandora? Have you ever slowed down?" I asked.

"Yes, all of those things." he said quietly.

"What taken a tour of Victorian London? Caves? Manhattan? Have you ever stopped to admire all of New York's statues? They look so-"

"No, and I honestly, never want to go to Manhattan ever ever again. You can never simply admire the statues, they never stay still enough for me to admire." he said darkly. "Now please shut up about the damned New York pedestrians." he finished, turning around again to the consul.

"Allons-y! No... Geronimo!" he cried. "Where are we? Jenny, don't be a Strax and go check to see where we are." he ordered.

I frowned, not getting what he was meaning by that, but did as he asked. "We seem to be in a library." I said, peering carefully out of the door.

All of the color dropped from his face. "What?" he ran to get next to me, and looked out. "Count the shadows, Jenny. If you want to live." he murmured.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked, getting cross.

"It means that-"

"Hello, my sweetie." we heard a voice.

We both saw a woman with space hair look at the Doctor. "River." he breathed.

"Yes. What gave it away?" She asked, her eyes twinkling.

"I know you, River. I know everything there is to know about you." he said, stepping out of the TARDIS towards her with hesitant movements. "Are the vastra nerada here?"

"You know they aren't. That's why I'm still here." River responded. Then, I think The Doctor got too close to her, because he got slapped. "That's for leaving me like a book on a-"

Her voice was cut off with a kiss from The Doctor. When they broke apart, I could see River smiling with tears in her eyes, The Doctor didn't look too different. "How long have you been here, River?"

"Sweetie, do you even know how hard it is to keep track in a library? Of course, the harder, the easier it is for me. I've been here for about one hundred years, my sweet." she looked at him.

"Who are you?" I asked, getting so lost.

She looked at me. "Who are you, my dear?"

"You first." I said stubbornly.

"My name is Professor River Song, or Melody Pond. I'm The Doctor's wife. And you are...?" she asked, inclining me to answer.

"Jenny. My home planet is Messaline, and I am a child of the machine. The Doctor is my father and mother." I said, instead of just saying outright I was his daughter. That would have gotten him slapped, I'm sure, by this woman who claimed to be his wife.

"Oh, okay." she said. "You know, if you'd flat out said you were his daughter he would have been punched again, and woken up in handcuffs again. So what brought you guys here?"

"Oswin Oswald brought us here." The Doctor said. "Jenny has been quoting her."

"So?" River asked, not getting it.

"Oswin died, and now, she's alive again, but I don't know how. I was hoping you could help, well, the TARDIS did. I didn't ask to be taken here, but she knew. She always knows."

She smiled at the TARDIS. "Yes, she does know. But sweetie, I'm sorry, but I can't. I can't tell you. Spoilers." she smiled. "But I do have some information that might help, if you want to hear it?"

The Doctor nodded. "Please."

"Listen carefully, sweetie. I can give you two pieces of information. Write it down, Jenny, because I'm afraid she'll forget it." I nodded, and produced pen and paper magically out of thin air.

"R-Y-C-B-A-R-1-2-3. That's one. R-M-F-W-S-M-A. Now goodbye sweetie. You have to go, I've already told you enough." River pushed him in the TARDIS with one more kiss. "Jenny, you too."

I quickly stepped in after him. "Goodbye, Mum." I shut the door.

A/N- So what does R-M-F-W-S-M-A stand for? Hint- Snowman. Please review. Oh, and you guys have McKenzieAnne for this long chapter! Hope you enjoyed it. As usual, tell me anything I got wrong and so on.