I started chanting "hail lord zenu" wile walking around new dad and then Jesus appeared and said "do you want to go to hell"? "Yes I saed and he said "climb in" and pulled up his toga to see there was a cage tied around his penis balls. He said "its good excersie for your glutes" I climbed into jesus's cage tied around his penis balls. They were sweaty and i culd feel jesus sweat falling on my face and into my mouth"tastes like wine and holy water" said jesus"drink up" I can see jesus penis and it is almost as large and soggy as sonics penis. "Does god lov sonic more thane you jesus?' Jesuses buttwhole started sucking up the cage i was in tied to jesuses balles. "Are you sure that you can handle hell? Asked jesus" "Ive been inside worse places" I said and befrere i could tell i was in hell "wow your dad is a genios for hiding hell in a place like this." "but it comes at a price" said jesus and he showed me his jesus penis "its 19.5 inches/centimeters long" I said"yes the price i pay is that having hell in my butthole is that it takes away some of my jesus penis power away but your friend sonic might be the key to restoring my jesus powers. "Are you of refering to sonic? "Yes using his even more powerful penes he can insert it into the entrance tp hell (my butthole) and restore my penis to its true strength."sed jesus "I think you took him to heaven?" i said "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEA!" said jesus"silly jesus" i said to jesus." "I have to go to heaven and take sonic to my chambers okay bye." And in a flash of light jesus was gone now its just mea and hell. "I need to look for satan he can help me" i said so i started making my way to a giant statue of brarack obamer "i guess hes is the satan I need to find him before its to late!." Then i saw the building devil barack obamea had to live in. the black house. When i was waking to the black house i noticed something strange; out of ouridanary if you would say. I saw Jesus and sonic having the oral sex with butthole in the black house!