Since I got the Flu, and have nothing better to do, I've got something for you.
If I shouldn't upload till then, I wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year.

Rule #4

Any attempts at hiding, whatsoever are futile

For several days now, Ichigo noticed an unusual behavior of a certain doll-like Vampire.
Since about three days the raven haired one was wandering through the mansion and occasionally talking to the other inhabitants.
That wasn't so strange, at all.
The real strange thing were the reactions of his partners in the talks.
When Ulquiorra talked to Shinji on the first day, the blonde Vampire blushed as deeply as Ichigo never had seen before and hurried to get away.
On the second day, Grimmjow was the next victim, but he showed an exact opposite reaction from Shinjis.
He punched Ulquiorra and barked something at him, most likely insults.
Now on the third day the raven haired went to Starrk, who just calmly listened and, as it seemed, agreed to whatever the smaller one wanted.
Ichigo, curious as he was, then followed them secretively until they reached the hallway to Ulquiorras rooms, where Ichigo lost sight of them.
He began to wonder where he two had disappeared to, when he heard a small noise come from inside of the ravens rooms.
Without thinking he stormed inside, just to find the two in a rather delicate situation.

Both were sitting naked on Ulquiorras bed, the raven in Starrks lap with his back resting against the others chest.
Despite getting his length stroked by Starrks hand, Ulquiorra spoke unfazed.
"Ichigo-sama. Do you need anything?"
The orangette simply answered.
"No. Just, what is the meaning of this?"
This time Starrk answered him.
"Ulquiorra asked me to help him, since he was curious about how it would feel to experience thislike Shiro and you do. I had no qualms about it so I agreed."

Ichigo looked at Ulquiorra, while listening to Starrks explanation and thinking to himself then.
'He doesn't look very curious to me, or as if he's feeling anything.'

Ulquiorras voice dragged him out of his thoughts, saying.
"Though I must say, I'm rather impressed by you Ichigo-sama."
"What?"
"Yeah. To think that you can keep calm and collected in this kind of situation is really impressive. I'd thought you'd be blushing and stuttering the moment you caught us."
Right then, his brain finally caught up with the situation.
He turned beet red and stammered.
"Sh-shut up. A-and stop stroking him!"
Instead, Starrk increased his pace, feeling that Ulquiorra was getting into it by now and Ichigo just stood there, frozen in his place, unable to run even when he wanted to so fucking badly.
So he stayed there, listening to Ulquiorra begin to silently moan and whisper how close he was, until eventually the raven ejaculated into the brunettes hand.

'He really came.'
Ichigo thought and finally ran for it, while he cried out.
"Oh my god!"

Well, you can't hide anything from him, but sometimes it would be better if he reigned in his curiosity.

End