Rule #6
Follow any order given
Even if Ichigo had caught Starrk and him in the act, so to say, the orangette continued to treat him the same as always.
Which would be...
"Ulquiorra, would you mind getting these things on the list from the city?"
Ichigo asked holding a sheet of paper, written to the brim with names of products, in front of the male.
Mentioned just took it and said almost under his breath.
"Of course, Ichigo-sama."
Hours later he came back to the mansion, arms packed with bags full of groceries.
"Oh, Ulquiorra, you're back already. Fine then, you can bring these to Shiros and my rooms. Ah, and when you get back fetch some documents from Starrks, ok? The ones with the governmental agreement."
Ichigo told him as soon as he spotted him, without minding to welcome him back at all.
Again the raven just accepted the request and when he came back with the documents he handed then to Ichigo who lounged on the couch in the living hall.
"The documents you asked for, Ichigo-sama."
"Huh? Oh, yeah thanks."
While turning around and attempting to get to his own rooms, Ulquiorras plans get smashed by the orangette once again.
"Ulquiorra, the lawn has gotten too long again. Would you mow it please?"
Ulquiorra kept his stoic mask, where others fuses would most likely have blown already.
"Yes."
Like that he went to mow the lawn, armed with a scythe.
First he shushed the animals who mistook the overly grown lawn for a nature reserve, then he began to cut the lawn with the scythe.
When he eventually finished, it was already evening, the sun had long set and the starry sky risen.
Completely exhausted Ulquiorra returned into the mansion.
On his way to his rooms, to get at least a bit of sleep, he crossed paths with Ichigo.
The orangette was clad in his hunter gowns and his weaponry hung on his hips.
"Great timing, Ulquiorra. I need you to do something for me."
Ulquiorra looked at him expressionless, like always, waiting for Ichigo to continue.
"Go and get these things I forgot to buy."
The orangette said, holding yet another sheet of paper into the ravens field of vision.
Ulquiorra looked at the paper, then at Ichigo, before he turned and continued to go to his rooms, shortly stating with his ever straight face.
"I won't."
He just managed to go a few steps, before suddenly something wrapped around his throat and Ichigo was behind him a mere moment later, with a murderous glint in his eyes and holding his short blade at the ready.
"What 'dya say, bastard?"
The orangette growled into his ear, while pulling the chain around the ravens throat just a tad tighter.
Unfazed by that, at least on the outside it seemed like that, Ulquiorra answered.
"I said I won't get these things."
"And why's that?"
"Because the stores are already closed, so going to town today is meaningless, Ichigo-sama."
As fast as the chains and the knife appeared they were gone again.
"Ah, so. Well then make sure you get them first thing in the morning tomorrow, right?"
Ichigo said with an angels smile on his face, before he left.
"Yes, Ichigo-sama."
Ulquiorra answered.
When the orangette was gone, he took a few deep breaths and tried to calm his raging heartbeat.
'This guy's just too scary.'
He thought to himself, while he finally went to his rooms.
'I better get up before him tomorrow and then hide myself somewhere. Why did I have to mow the lawn? That's the best hiding place. Could he have known that we flee there from him? No that can't be. But what if...No. But when Shiro-sama...'
Well let's say his inner rant didn't get to a halt until he ran right into a wall.
So like that you learned to better obey Ichigos orders without back talking, if you don't want to end up as mince meat, that is.
End