Rule #7
Don't EVER call him THAT Name
This is the only Rule,Ichigo himself actually put up, several weeks after he moved in into the mansion.
After the majority of the Vampire group had gathered in the living hall, Ichigo decided to set some terms.
It would have been great if really everyone was there, but screw the one who was missing, Ichigo didn't have all day to wait for him.
"Listen up,guys."
He addressed them, and when all of them looked his way he continued.
"Now that things have calmed and we can take a breather before going on to new things, I want to tell you something."
Making a short pause before going on, Ichigo bend forward in his seat.
"All of you should never call me that name, if you cherish your health. You got me? I totally hate it, so don't ever say it around me."
Everyone nodded, having completely clueless expressions on their faces.
"So, if you would tell us which name you mean, then we will do as you say, Ichigo-sama."
Ulquiorra told, what everyone was thinking.
Ichigo closed his eyes, clearly fighting with himself, until eventually he grabbed paper and pen and scribbled something.
When he was finished he showed it to them.
'He really must hate it. He doesn't even want to say it out loud himself.'
Starrk thought, before he read the name.
Just like everyone else, his eyes became as large as dinner plates then.
And as fate wished, the missing person came in just about then, asking with his booming voice.
"Hey, anyone of you seen the strawberry - "
As soon as the word left his mouth , he had a furious orangette clawing on him and trying to choke him to death.
"What did you call me, you blueberry headed punk? HUH?! I fucking rip you to shreds! I'ma kill ya fuckin' ass, mothafucka!"
Oblivious to the reason, why he got pounced on, Grimmjow yelled back insults and defended himself as best as he could, until someone came to his rescue.
"Ichigo-sama, calm down. I'll talk some manners into this imbecile. You go clean up in the meanwhile."
With that Ichigo left the scene and Grimmjow was taught about the distaste of Ichigos about the word 'strawberry'.
Shinji and Starrk who were watching from the sidelines thought to themselves.
'He really fucking hates that name. Though he wasn't meant at all, it gets him going in a real bad way. I better never take that word in my mouth, ever.'
So all learned their lesson about it.
Well most of them.
Some won't.
Ever.
Grimmjow was in the kitchen of his rooms, head in the fridge, when Ichigo came to get something from him.
Looking at the orangette, the blunette said.
"Hey, berry-head, you've seen the strawberry -"
Again he was beaten into a pulp, yelled at and additionally sliced open with his own kitchen knife set.
Let's say, if Grimmjow weren't a Vampire, he'd met the worst end ever then.
End
