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5x15 – Glee and The Hangover Remake Part 2
Wedding Chapel – Las Vegas – Saturday Afternoon
"Oh my god! Oh my God... OH MY GOD!" Mercedes cried as she bent over and start taking deep breaths while Rachel looked on not sure what to do while Puck and Brittany continued to look through the photos.
"Mercedes you look so nice in this photo" Brittany gushed, as she flipped through the album not noticing the look of hatred Mercedes sent her way.
"Mercedes take a deep breath. It's gonna be okay" Rachel said, soothingly, as she rubbed Mercedes's back.
"Sam and I got married! Married! And I don't even remember it" Mercedes gasped.
"I have video that you wanted" The manager enthused, waving his had to them all "Come see"
Brittany and Puck moved over to the small monitor to watch the video while Rachel continued to rub Mercedes's back, not sure what else to do when her friend was freaking out this way.
"Oh this is actually really sweet" Brittany noted, glancing back at Mercedes. Mercedes let out a loud groan.
"Brittany stop talking" Rachel snipped, giving Brittany the side eye while still watching over at Mercedes.
"I mean this is Vegas! What did we except from drunk us" Puck reasoned, smiling despite the fact that Mercedes was still freaking out next to them. Some cheesy music started playing and while Rachel couldn't see the video she could hear a very drunk Mercedes and Sam repeating wedding vows.
"Rachel make them stop talking" Mercedes cried, looking at Rachel helplessly.
"Okay why don't we go outside for a minute" Rachel said before quickly ushering Mercedes outside, she pulled her towards a nearby bench and forced Mercedes to sit down. Mercedes was still breathing heavily and was running her hands through her hair.
"Rachel what am I gonna do" Mercedes asked, in pleading tone.
"You gonna talk to Sam and you'll figure out this together" Rachel explained, as calmly as she could "It's not like this is some random person, its Sam. Didn't you guys ever talk about marriage"
"We did, I decided I didn't need it. Look at my first marriage. Sam and I are happy the way we were" Mercedes replied, with a strained expression.
"Then when we get back to New York you can get this annulled and it will be like it never happened but let's not worry about this now. Let's concentrate on finding the others" Rachel reasoned.
"And how are we going to do that. We're adults, this type of thing shouldn't be happening. I shouldn't be making such life changing decisions while intoxicated" Mercedes cried, she threw her head back dramatically then started crying.
"Yes, we're adults but that doesn't mean we can't have fun" Rachel argued, wrapping her arm around Mercedes "Nothing we've done, can't be fixed, even this"
"I'm gonna get those two then we'll go back to the hotel and figure this out okay" Rachel added.
"Okay" Mercedes sighed, distracted. Rachel left Mercedes on the bench then went back into the chapel to get Puck and Brittany. She found them sat in the reception area with a huge box between them.
"Hey, you guys ready to go" Rachel asked.
"Yeah we paid for all these so we're ready" Puck replied, he picked up the box and they walked out of the chapel, to the sound of the manager yelling bye to them and telling them to come again.
"We really ordered all this crap" Rachel wondered, looking at al the plates, cups, and photos in the box in Puck's arms.
"Drunk us is very sentimental. Mercedes okay?" Brittany asked.
"I think she will be once we find the others" Rachel replied.
Puck gave her an unsure look "Yeah and how exactly are we going to do that"
Unknown Location – Las Vegas – Saturday Afternoon
Around the same time, Sam, Santana, Finn, and Quinn were continuing their trek along the deserted road. The farmer who had been giving them a lift back into the city had run out of gas and he'd advised them it would be quicker for them to walk than to wait with him for his cousin to arrive with gas for his truck, Quinn deciding she'd had enough of the farmer had quickly agreed but not without spending the last hour complaining about it.
"I can't believe this is happening. How did we let this happen? We're grown adults we're parents- "
"Speak for yourself" Santana whispered, rolling her eyes. Quinn either didn't hear her or ignored her as she continued her rant.
Quinn threw her hands up, ignoring Santana's comment "- and we got so drunk that we ended up in the middle of the desert with no memory of how we got there. I mean – "
"Should we be concerned we felt that farmer on the side of the road" Sam wondered, looking over at Finn. They two were walking behind the ladies and were doing everything they could to ignore Quinn's rant, they were pretty patient people but after twenty minutes of constant yelling even Sam and Finn were getting annoyed.
"I think he was glad to be rid of us" Finn shrugged.
"- how did we let this happen. Will you please tell me that?" Quinn snapped, turning her head to give a stern look to the others walking behind her.
"God Quinn, you are putting such a downer on this weekend" Santana grumbled, shaking her head.
"Oh I'm sorry that I'm a little cranky, I don't know if you've noticed but we're in the middle of the DESERT" Quinn exclaimed, throwing her arms in frustration.
"Yeah and you constantly pointing that out isn't helping any of us" Santana snipped. Quinn stopped walking and turned back to face her friend.
"I knew I shouldn't have come. I left my babies at home to walk in the desert" Quinn moaned.
"You know I'm starting to wish you hadn't come either. All you've done is complain and be on your phone" Santana argued, glaring at her friend. The girls were staring off at each other as Finn and Sam looked on helplessly.
"I have children Santana" Quinn sighed.
"Oh no, Sam you might wanna stay back" Finn warned him, pulling Sam slightly back.
"Yes I'm well aware you have children but why does that mean that you whole life has to be about them. All I wanted was one weekend of us all together before we separate, and you can't even do that!" Santana argued.
"Look what happened!" Quinn snapped, waving her hands around. She glared at Santana then continued on walking.
"None of us died! You're so dramatic. This is just going to be a fun story to tell" Santana grumbled, before rolling her eyes and following after her. Finn let out a small sigh then continued on with Sam.
"Stop acting like a child!" Quinn snapped, without bothering to look back at the others.
"Pot, kettle there, sister" Santana replied, sarcastically.
"Should we do something" Sam whispered to Finn.
"God no!" Finn replied, shaking his head violently. Finn knew better than any of them to not get involved when the girls got that way.
"You don't know what it's like, you don't have children Santana" Quinn replied, giving Santana a quick 'know it all' look, before turning back the other way.
"You don't see Rachel and Finn attached to their phones, or your husband" Santana pointed out, waving her arm at Finn, either though Quinn couldn't see her. Finn was just praying they didn't drag him into their argument.
"Well I'm sorry that I'm attached to my new born baby and want to make sure he's okay" Quinn snipped.
"Well next time I just won't invite you!" Santana shouted.
"Good!" Quinn shouted back, affectively ending their conversation, the group walked for a few minutes in silence with only the sounds of their feet against the sand and Quinn's grumbling moan every few feet.
"Well this is awkward!" Sam chucked, lamely. He recoiled slightly when all three of them span round to glare at him. The continued walking on silently for a few more metres, when Finn finally noticed something a few miles in front of them.
"Hey, isn't that the Vegas sign" Finn said, pointing in the distance.
Santana threw her head back, relived "Oh thank god!"
Hotel Room – Caesar's Palace – Saturday Afternoon
"Look we'll go back to the room and figure this out… maybe shower again" Rachel suggested as they got off the elevator on their floor. They walked to their room to find the Hotel Manager, Mr Reynolds and two security guards waiting for them.
"Oh hello Mr Reynolds" Brittany said, smiling tamely. She noticed that the security guards had all their bags in their hands and Mr Reynolds was holding a very long bill in his hand.
"We're seen the penthouse, you need to leave immediately" Mr Reynolds replied, shortly. He passed the bill to Brittany and she pocketed it without bothering to look at what she knew would be a huge bill.
"Here's your things" He added, before snapping his fingers. Two security immediately passed them their bags, hitting them in the chest with them before they quickly followed after Mr Reynolds who had already started walking away.
"Okay so what do we do now?" Brittany asked, helplessly.
"Would it be in bad taste to suggest we get a drink" Puck quipped. The others just glared at him before walking away, arms full of bags.
XoXo
"Okay, so to recap. We got kicked out of our hotel, Samcedes is married and we still don't know where our partners are" Puck listed off. The four of them were sat on the pavement outside their hotel, not sure where they should go. People were giving them strange looks as they walked past but none of them noticed.
"And that's just in the last hour" Rachel quipped before taking a long drink of her Red Bull, that she managed to sneak form the hotel before they got kicked out.
"We're awesome" Puck beamed, the others gave him a look "I'm deciding to put a positive spin on everything"
"Look we have nowhere of knowing where the others are. I think we need to find another hotel and then call the police" Brittany reasoned.
"I think you're right" Rachel agreed, she glanced over at Mercedes who had been stunned silent ever since they had left the wedding chapel. She wrapped her arm around her friend, before looking back at Brittany and Puck.
"Hotel first" Puck suggested.
"Where is gonna have rooms available on the busiest weekend of the year" Rachel wondered.
Puck shrugged, half-heartedly "I'm sure there will be something"
XoXo
An hour later, the four of them were stood at the reception desk of the Boulevard Motel, the only place on the Vegas strip that had an available room. It was a world away from the hotel they were in before.
"It's not exactly the penthouse" Puck sighed as she looked around at the broken neon signs and broken chairs that littered the mouldy pool.
"It's the best we could get on such short notice" Brittany replied as they began walking to their room.
"It doesn't matter let's just drop off the bags and then call the police" Rachel cut in. They all lugged their own bags as well as everyone else's to their rooms. Puck turned to Brittany and held out his hand.
"Where are our rooms keys" Puck asked.
"They only had one room left" Brittany grumbled, the other three gaped at her.
"This just keeps getting worse" Puck sighed as they all marched into their shared room.
Las Vegas Sign – Las Vegas – Saturday Afternoon
"Nope that's it, I can't walk anymore, I'm done" Sam proclaimed, loudly as they threw himself onto the ground. Finn glared at him as everyone looked at the blonde man laid on the floor. They had been walking for just over two hours and had been doing it all barefoot.
"Sam, we're nowhere near the hotel" Finn replied, kneeing down to look at Sam, who was shaking his head and glaring at anyone who looked at him.
"I'm not wearing any shoes!" Sam snapped holding up his bare feet to Finn, who looked away disgusted.
"Let's get a cab now we know where we are" Santana suggested as she joined Sam on the pavement.
"And pay for it how?" Finn snipped, as Quinn just grumbled at them all with her arms crossed. She hadn't spoken to any of them in the last hour.
"We'll figure that out once we get back to the hotel" Santana added.
"Fine!" Finn sighed. Santana immediately jumped up and walked out into the middle of the road where the cars were whizzing past her.
"Santana!" Quinn exclaimed, covering her mouth just as cab stopped in front of Santana after slamming on its breaks.
Santana put her hand down on the bonnet "We need a taxi!"
XoXo
The taxi driver took them to their hotel and Finn quickly went in search off the others, so they could pay the driver while the others waited with him, to prove they weren't going to run off without paying. They were waiting by the cab for just five minutes when Finn rushing back outside with a stern look on his face.
"What's wrong?" Quinn demanded.
"Apparently we've been kicked out of the room. The manager said our friends would explain why" Finn explained, shrugging slightly, not sure what else to do.
"What do we do now? We need to pay the guy" Sam screeched, waving his hand dramatically at the driver who was still in the front seat looking at them all with a stern expression.
"Yes, you do!" The cab driver called form the front seat, tapping his hand on the pay meter that already said forty dollars on it.
"The concierge said she helped them find another hotel. We're gonna have to get the taxi driver to take us to this hotel and hope they are there" Finn explained.
"Dude, we've got one more stop to make" Santana sighed as they all got back in the cab.
Boulevard Motel – Las Vegas – Saturday Afternoon
"They've been gone as far as we know for 12 hours" Rachel explained to the police officer as they stood outside their motel, explaining to him the crazy 24 hours they had had, which lead to their missing partners.
"And where was the last place you saw them?" The police officer asked as he noted some things down in his notepad. He didn't seem to concerned and Rachel had to wonder how many of these calls they got in Vegas.
"Right here" Mercedes beamed, pointing in the distance. Rachel turned to see Finn, Quinn, Santana, and Sam crawling their way out of a cab.
"Let me guess that's them" The police officer quipped. He playfully shuck his head as he put his notepad away.
"Finn!" Rachel exclaimed, running straight to her husband.
"Oh thank god!" Finn sighed just as Rachel jumped into his arms and kissed him passionately. Rachel wrapped her arms around her as Finn held her in place. They stayed like that for a few moments while everyone else had their own reunions around them.
"Hey!" Finn smiled at Rachel as they eventually pulled away from each other.
"Where the hell have you been!" Rachel exclaimed, slapping Finn on the arm. Finn just chuckled at her and gave her another quick kiss.
"It's a long story" Finn replied, tiredly.
"Tell me about it later… right now just kiss me" Rachel sighed, happily. Finn happily obliged and wrapped Rachel up in his arms and kissed her soundly for a few moments, slightly swaying on the spot, so wrapped up in each other that they hardly heard the cab driver beeping his horn repeatedly.
"HEY, I STILL NEED PAYING"
Hotel Room – Boulevard Motel – Saturday Afternoon
Half an hour later, the group had sorted everything with the police officer and caught each other up on what they had been through before they decided to find somewhere to try and relax while they figured out what to do next.
"I know it might not be everyone's opinion, but this weekend was awesome" Santana exclaimed as they all sat around a dirty table in the pool area of the Motel, not that the pool was fit to use. It had leaves and dirt floating in it as well as a poster advertising Celine Dion in concert from 2014.
"I have glass in my foot" Sam groaned, holding up his foot that Quinn had managed to bandaged it up for him, with the first aid kit she had in her bag. Santana had teased them both for at least ten minutes.
"My husband has a tattoo of his best friend's name and a mangled face" Quinn added, annoyed, waving her hands at Puck's face that was still sporting two black eyes that Quinn had already rubbed cream on to stop it from swelling.
"It says Quinn" Puck snipped, rolling his eyes.
"I spent thousands of dollars on a room we got kicked out of" Brittany added, giving Santana a pointed look.
"We spent hours wondering the desert" Finn sighed. Santana shook her head at the defeated group.
"Yeah well I spent the morning with a cranky Quinn, but you don't see me moaning" Santana argued. The two women had made up after their fight on the side of the road but that didn't mean neither of them weren't still bitter about being stuck together.
"Yeah that would be pretty bad" Puck agreed, nodding slightly as Quinn glared at them both.
"Hey!"
Hotel Room – Boulevard Motel – Saturday Afternoon
"Hey babies, you having fun with Grandma and Grandad" Rachel asked her children through the iPad screen. While the others were either trying to clean themselves up in their small bathroom or looking for some edible food, Rachell decided to check up on her children as she hadn't spoken to them since the day before.
"Yeah we went to the park, and the arcade and later Grandad said we could watch Incredibles" Rose beamed, as Henry nodded in agreement.
"Wow! That's sounds fun" Rachel gushed.
"Are you having fun Mommy!" Henry asked, Rachel smiled at her children, not sure how to answer that question. From what he could remember they'd had fun the night before, but she didn't think it was worth everything they had done in the morning.
"Mommy can't wait to be home with you guys" Rachel replied, deciding nobody in her family needed to know how she and Finn had spent their day, especially her children and father.
"Us too Mommy!" Henry agreed, nodding his head "Also will you tell Grandad that I'm allowed to have skittles! He said there making me too hyper"
"You can have as many skittles as you want" Rachel smiled.
"I TOLD YOU GRANDPA!" Henry shouted to his grandpa off screen, who Rachel heard let out a loud sigh. Rachel quickly wrapped her phone call before her father could pull her in to what argument was about to happen between grandparents and grandchildren. Rachel shoved her iPad into her bag just as Finn sat down next to her on the small bed.
"Rachel, that's just mean!" Finn chuckled, he'd obviously heard the last part of her conversation.
"After the way we've behaved this weekend, the kids deserve a little fun that we don't have to deal with" Rachel explained, with a slight smirk.
"Like I said, mean!" Finn laughed before pulling Rachel in for a quick kiss.
Hotel Room – Boulevard Motel – Saturday Afternoon
An hour later, after clearing everything up with the police officer and paying the patient cab driver and talking to their children in Rachel and Quinn's case, the group went to their room to relax, which was very hard to do when there was only 2 beds for 8 adults.
"Guys come on, we still have a day left in Vegas. We should be out there enjoying it!" Santana reasoned as she paced around the room looking over all her friends who laid out in various spots around the room.
"I think Vegas has defeated us" Brittany replied from where her head was burrowed underneath a pillow.
"No it hasn't, we still have 24 hours to see the not so drunk side of Vegas" Santana reasoned.
"Does it have a not drunk side" Quinn asked, snarky from where she was cuddled next to Puck on one of the beds with Brittany laid out at the bottom.
"Yes! And I will find it, give me twenty minutes" Santana explained, she picked up her phone and started to leave the room "You all need to take another shower"
"That might take longer than twenty minutes, there's no shower only a sink" Sam replied from the sofa bed where Mercedes was absentmindedly running her hands through his hair.
Quinn threw up her hands, defeated "Okay I'm officially done!"
Hotel Pool – Boulevard Motel – Saturday Afternoon
An hour later, Santana had managed to get them to leave the hotel room. The first stop was to the Oleksandra spa, so they could finally relax after a tense morning. They all got massages and the guys enjoyed the steam room while the girls got manicures and pedicures. Once done at the spa, the girls did some shopping in the many shops in the hotels along the strip, while the guys found a sport bar to watch a basketball game with a bucket of chicken wings.
Once they had finally done they decide to do some gambling at the MGM Grand hotel and having a five-star meal at the Joel Robuchon restaurant. Once they were done for the day they went back to small hotel room to rest for a bit before they went out again to enjoy one last night in Vegas, with out any alcohol.
The group all threw themselves into the room and collapsed onto the two double beds and sofa bed in the room, they hadn't yet decided where everyone was sleeping yet. While everyone relaxed on the beds, Quinn looked around at them all with a smile on her face.
"Okay, I'll admit Vegas wasn't that bad" Quinn smiled. Santana looked up from her where her head was on her pillow to slightly glare at Quinn.
"Quinn be quiet I'm trying to sleep"
Hotel Room – Boulevard Motel – Saturday Night
"This seems wrong, we are sharing this room" Finn said as Rachel walked into their hotel room. They had ditched their friends at the club near their motel so that they could have some alone time together.
"I don't care, Santana said we should have fun in Vegas. This is how we have fun" Rachel argued. She put the do not disturb sign on the door then closed it firmly before striding over to Finn and started undoing his shirt buttons.
"I don't know…" Finn sighed, despite leaning in as Rachel started to kiss up his neck.
"Finn do you want to see me naked or what?" Rachel snipped, giving Finn a firm look. It was an offer Finn had never turned down and he wasn't going to start now.
Finn nodded eagerly "Yes please"
XoXo
"Why are you guy waiting outside?" Santana asked as she and Brittany they approached their room door to find Quinn, Puck, Sam, and Mercedes waiting outside with nervous looks.
"We're pretty sure Finn and Rachel are having sex in there" Quinn sighed, shaking her head slightly with a slight blush to her cheeks.
"On those sheets" Brittany said, with a pinched face.
"So how long do you think this is gonna last" Sam asked looking over at Santana, Quinn, and Mercedes who all gave him a questioning look.
"How should we know?" Santana replied, alarmed.
"Don't you guys talk about everything, I'm sure Finn's stamina has come up before" Sam reasoned, Puck nodded in agreement while the women just gaped at them.
"Don't say Finn and stamina in the same sentence" Quinn groaned, shaking her head disgusted.
"What should we do?" Brittany wondered just as the door opened a tiny bit and Rachel's head popped out. It was clear to all of them that Rachel was naked with just a towel covering her private areas.
"Hey guys, so we're gonna be a while so here's a hundred, go have a few drinks on us" Rachel said, slightly breathless as she handed some notes to Sam who was closest to the door. Santana smirked at her while everyone else averted their eyes. Without another word Rachel closed the door and they all quickly heard the bed starting squeaking again.
"I guess we should go get a drink" Sam reasoned.
"Whatever you say three-minute man" Santana smirked at Sam as they all started making their way out of the motel. Sam turned to Mercedes to glare at her, while everyone snickered at Santana's comment.
"Mercedes!" Sam shrilled.
"Santana!" Mercedes shrilled, glaring at Santana before nipping her in the arm.
Rachel and Finn's House – West Village – Sunday Afternoon
The next afternoon, Rachel, Finn and the kids were walking through the front door of their home. Rachel and Finn had taken a flight to Rochester with Quinn and Puck from Vegas, to pick up their children then had taken the train back to Manhattan.
"Oh its good to be home!" Finn sighed, happily as they walked into the reception area, Finn had all the bags while Rachel pushed Mason pram inside.
"I'm gonna order Chinese" Rachel said. She dropped her handbag onto one of the lounge chairs then walked into the kitchen.
"I'm gonna watch TV" Rose added before skipping into the living room, dropping her own bag on the way.
"NO ROSE IT'S MY TURN" Henry shouted before running after Rose in the living room. from where he was stood Finn could see his two eldest children try to wrestle the remote from each other.
"No it's my turn!"
"ROSE STOP HITTING ME" Henry yelled from the living room, where Finn knew a fight had probably broken out. Finn shook his head as picked up Mason from his pram, as he head something break in the living room.
"Yeah its good to be home" Finn laughed before following after his children to break out their fight.
Mercedes and Sam's Apartment – Greenwich – Sunday Afternoon
"Well that's the Chinese ordered" Sam said as he walked into the living room from the kitchen, where he'd been ordering them some food. They'd gotten back from Vegas three hours ago and all they had done was sit in front of the TV and pig out on snacks.
"You okay Mercedes, you've been quiet all day" Sam asked. If Sam thought about it, Mercedes had been quiet ever since they'd all be reunited and while she had enjoyed the rest of the weekend, he could tell there was something she was hiding.
"Sam, I have to tell you something" Mercedes replied, cautiously as she handed Sam a piece of paper. He took it from her and read it carefully. It was clearly a marriage certificate with both of there names on it, but Sam was looking at like it was a very confusing piece of paper
"What is this" Sam said, slightly alarmed, he threw the paper onto the coffee table and he continued to gape Mercedes.
"It's a marriage certificate. Sam, we got married in Vegas" Mercedes replied, firmly. Sam was stunned into silence, he silently gaped at Mercedes not uttering a word, just stared at her before a few moments before he eventually jumped off the sofa and ran his hands through his hair.
"WHAT!"