(Script was written by user nobleboivin)
Location: Asgard
Date: Sometime around the 13th century
Loki heads to the Bifrost Bridge to run an errand for Odin. Just a simple errand really. The trickster god notices his half-brother, Sif and the warriors three returning from their latest adventure. The four notice him and start laughing. expect Sif "What is so funny?" Loki says
"Nothing just nothing, Mrs. Horse." Thor snickers.
"Mrs. Horse? Okay you guys are obviously drunk so I m going to go now."
"Now wait just a minute there Lady." says Volstagg
Loki looks at him annoyed, "It s Loki."
"Whatever, I have some questions for you."
Sif looks at Volstagg "Volstagg, don t start with him, it ll just make him mad"
"Make me mad how?" Loki starts getting confused and annoyed.
"How were you able to give birth to a full grown, eight legged horse?" says Volstagg
"What the hel are you talking about?" Asks Loki, The other guys laugh, while Sif just sighs in annoyance. Thor then looks at his brother "The Midgardians came up with a new myth about you. In this myth you turned yourself into a female horse as a prank only it backfired after a male horse got a hold of you. Sometime later you gave birth to a horse." Thor then laughs.
"You got to be kidding me..." Loki snaps.
"I m not. Snorri just wrote it in his Eddas. He gave me a copy." says Thor
"Let me see that" Loki takes a copy of the Edda from Thor and reads what Thor mentioned. He hands it back to Thor, walks over to the side of the bridge and hurls.