As he often does, Majima Kokiri found himself alone in his room surrounded by many empty bottles of various liquids. Despite appearances, not all of them were alcoholic. Nevermind the fact that the time stopper is currently downing a bottle of vodka like it was the waters of life. The thing that separated tonight from the countless nights in the past, however, is that tonight he is surrounded by ungraded papers and tests, seeing as classes have been ongoing for a few weeks now, and Majima forgot that he's responsible for getting these graded. Good thing that Iida boy was around, he was able to remind Majima about everything he was supposed to do. Well, less reminded and more assumed that Majima was already done with everything.

Oh man, some of these students of these are going to be the death of him. Between Izuku breaking himself everytime he said the word "hero", blondie having a front row seat in his class and a degree in annoying the shit out of him, as well as whatever the hell that French guy is doing staring at him every day with those fucking eyes of his- Well, Majima is glad that it's finally the weekend. Now he can just sit back, and grade these papers in peace.

Oh god, what is Ashido's problem? That girl has been a pain in his ass since day one. Not paying attention in his class, poor grades overall, and less-than-stellar performance in his class. The first bit he can understand, his class was just a glorified criminal psychology class and he wasn't the best teacher in the first place. Hell, two of his five lessons were just him sitting at his desk for two hours and telling stories about all of the crimes he's committed in his glory days. True, some of his students had a funny reaction when they realized they were being taught by a criminal, until Iida, bless this poor boy, started going on and on about UA getting someone truly versed in the ways of criminals or whatever.

Oh yeah, he was thinking about Ashido. How the hell was he going to get through to her? To be honest, out of all of his problem students, she's the only one without a visible back-up plan. Jirou seems to have an aggressively firm handle on Kaminari, and Sero, while mostly lacking, would be able to make do with a good study session before every test. But Ashido doesn't seem to have a good study plan, no-one to help her, and the few people she would think to ask are in the lower spectrum along with her. To top it all off, Majima is tired of this teaching bullshit as is, so he's not about to start offering remedial lessons to the girl. He already has his plate full with making sure that Izuku doesn't break his arms again. Seriously, why can't a kid as smart as him figure out that breaking your arms is not a good long term plan?

Wait a minute… Izu-chan is smart, right? Didn't Aizawa say something about 4th in the class on average. He's patient too, and he definitely has the free time to tutor someone. Huh. Alright, coin flip, an- Yep, Jin again, damnit why does he even bother.

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"Midoriya, stay after class for a minute, something I have to ask you." To be fair, calling him out in class would have only made him nervous, so it's best to ask him in private. The boy said something to Iida and that gravity girl before making his way over to Majima's desk. Once the door closed, the time stopper lit a cigarette and said, "If you tell the principal that I'm smoking in front of you, you'll never get that money back."

"Money? What money?" The boy looked confused. Didn't Majima tell him about that? Guess not.

"I guess I forgot to mention, but I've been taking about 500 yen from your wallet every day for the last week or two."

"What?! Why?" He started pulling out his wallet, as if Majima would lie about something like that.

"Nezu is yet to pay me for this shit, and when I budgeted what I had for the month, I didn't have any left over for smokes. Don't worry, I'll get you the money when the rat finally gets me my check, but that's not what I wanted to talk to you about. How about doing me a favor?"

"Uh, w-what did you want me to do?" What's that face for? Kid looks like Majima just asked him to commit a hit. His favors aren't that bad, are they?

"Nothing too big, kid. You can calm down a bit, I just want you to help Ashido study a bit. She's struggling in quite a few classes, and it'd be a shame if she failed this semester. You've got the patience to get through to her." There, he seemed to calm down a bit, but not much. Probably because of the being alone with a girl thing. Should probably remedy that. "If it makes you feel any better, you can study in here while I stick around and actually grade some papers."

"I don't want to inconvenience you, Majima-sensei, you don't have to stick around with us." This kid hangs around Iwata too much, picking up on that blonde idiot's selflessness way too much for his liking.

"Izu-chan, I can stop time, if there's anything that's inconveniencing me, then All MIght should probably look into it." He should probably offer something, right? That's what Jin would do. Oh god he can still hear Aimi nagging at him. "You know what, if you do this for me, I'll give you some extra lessons. I'm not saying that Midnight ain't good at her job, but I don't think that she can tell you about the origin of our hero society quite like I can." Aha, he's got 'im! New hero information is like catnip to this kid. Now to sweeten the deal in a way only he can. "Hell, I'll even tell you all about Japan's very first hero. How's that sound, Izu-chan?"

The kid was nodding his head faster than Iwata could run, all while babbling about something. Majima was just gonna take that as a yes and move on. "Alright kid, you can tell Ashido the good news, I'll hanging out here on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. You two can figure out which of those days work for your studying, and I'll just give you your extra lessons whenever. Now get lost."

Once Izuku left, it took Majima a minute to realize that he'd just made extra work for himself. Damnit. Does he even remember the name of the first hero anymore?! Is was something fire based, wasn't it? White Flare, right? Or was that the name of the quirk, not the hero? Whatever, all he knows for certain is that Jin, bless his poor soul, was one of the first sidekicks. Had a kickass name too. It's a shame he was fired when Akira started up on his bullshit. Aimi was pissed, Jin was upset. Majima was highly amused. Hell, the smug look on Akira's face still made him chuckle.

Alright, well, back to work. He's still has another week of assignments to grade before he gets caught up.

A/N- Let me know if you guys would like a lecture chapter. I can probably put something together. If there are any artists who would be willing to draw a reference picture of Majima, please leave a message in the comments. This is, of course, a paid position.