Why Can't The Gods…
Set in Dragon Ball Super
Summary: After being shown what his life would have been like as a woman, Goku was told that after Buu nothing in the universe changed, He would still have gone to space in kid form, and he would still have gone with Shenron after the attack of the Dark Shenrons. However Ruler of the 12 universes, the Almighty Zeno or Omni-King, appears before him. He grants Goku a second chance in life as a woman, and recreates the universe in a way that will change "Rikku's" life forever.
Chapter 2:Back in Shape
Rikku cradled the baby girl in her arms. Majority of the group had left leaving her to rest and despite the fact she hated hospitals she didn't mind this alone time with her new daughter. The baby was already so full of energy. She was giving the doctors a hard time, mainly because compared to human babies full-blooded Saiyans were larger, heavier, and a little more aware.
Already Bulla was taking in everything, the sights, the sounds, the smells, and making careful judgements. She liked the blankets she was cuddled in, but hated the socks they'd put on her hands to keep her from scratching. She liked the sounds that came from the lil TV box especially the ones with funny pictures, but hated the beeps and whirs from the machines near the bed. She liked the woman who held her the most, who gave her milk and smiles, and reserved judgement on the man who came in now and again to only stare and watch her.
Bulla made a scrunched face when a loud voice boomed from the door.
"Miss Rikku!" Hercule Satan laughed from the doorway, a bushel of flowers in one hand, and a big briefcase in the other.
"Hello, Hercule." Rikku offered a polite smile. The Self Proclaimer savior closed the door and locked it to give them some privacy. He sat at her bedside setting down the case and presenting her with the flowers. "Thank you, they're lovely. Just set them on the dresser there." She watched him fuss a moment with them and then eased back letting Bulla nuzzle into the crook of her arm opposite of him.
"Congratulations on your new baby girl, she's a beauty isn't she." He leaned in laughing and grinning and earned a bop on the face which had him yanking back and holding his nose. The little firecracker had broken it.
"Sorry about that, she's a bit temperamental. She's already given the doctor a couple black eyes for his trouble."
"Strong little tike…" he sniffed and checked for blood. He knew he'd have a big bruise later but considered the damage wasn't too bad, he'll just say it was self inflicted practicing a new move. "Anyway Rikku I wanted to talk to you about some business involving the incident with Majin Buu."
"Okay, how is Buu by the way?"
"Oh he and Bee are doing just fine. I enjoy taking care of him and he's been helping me at the dojo too. Anyway, Rikku, I never got a chance to properly thank you for letting me continue with this silly charade."
"You've thanked me plenty Hercule, and you're actually doing me and my family a favor by taking the bulk of the attention away."
"Still I'm getting rewards and benefits that I just don't feel I deserve. Just the other day I was awarded the World Peace Prize, along with 100 million Zeni as a monetary reward."
"100 million Zeni?!" Rikku shouted, wide eyed and had Bulla wailing from the sudden shout. She shushed and bounced her lowering her voice again. "Wow that's a lot of cash, what are you gonna do with it all?"
"Well I'm glad you asked. I have no real need for it, so I'm giving it to you." He hefts up the case and sets it on the bed beside her. Rikku nearly screamed again and had to choke it down.
" , … I can't accept this. It's too much. You've already given Vegeta and I the house, and you're also taking care of Gohan and Videl."
"Videl is my daughter so naturally. This is a personal thank you from me to you, Rikku. I tried offering it to Vegeta already but he just ignored me."
"Hercule I wouldn't even know what to do with that kind of money…" Rikku started but when Hercule's eyes drifted down to Bulla she followed his gaze. "Bulla?"
"Yes, Chichi would understand the value of this. You've three children now, RIkku, it isn't just Gohan who deserves a bright future and a good education. You need to give each of your children and equal chance to become what they wish, what they dream. If you can't accept the money for yourself, accept it for them."
RIkku thought for a long moment, staring at her baby girl, and thinking about little Goten. Their brother Trunks had Bulma as a mother and she was richer than even Mr. Satan. He would certainly get a good education, fine clothes, and the like. While Goten had never showed any sign of jealousy or discontent she wondered what the little guy thought whenever he visited Capsule Corp and saw Trunks with his big room, all those toys and special things Bulma indulged him with.
"Well… alright. For them. Thank you, Hercule." she accepted the case with a smile.
"No," Hercule clasped her hand over the case his eyes brimming. "Thank you."
~Sometime later~
So Rikku had given in and indulged in spending money for the first real time. She'd taken Goten and Bulla with her to the mall along with Chichi and Rika. It relieved Rikku that Goten wasn't greedy with what she'd offered. He'd eyed toys and books and other things that caught his interest but when she asked if he wanted her to buy them, he merely shook his head and moved on. The boy was a gem, so sweet and innocent and made her want to cuddle him and Bulla together.
Though they'd crammed her tiny car with bags and boxes they hadn't even spent an eighth of the money. Chichi talked her into a new wardrobe but she still snatched up some training clothes in her old size. Though she prized her orange gi, she felt it safer to train in something more sensible and use the Gi for the real match ups. She got all of Bulla's new baby things including a cute little shirt that says "Daddy's Princess" She thought Vegeta would get a kick out of it. She bought Goten some stuff for play and a few things for his studies with Chichi's insistence, Gohan and Videl's wedding gift, and Bulma's upcoming birthday gift.
Chichi helped her get a bank account in order to save parts of the money for Goten and Bulla's future education. It put her at ease when Chichi graciously accepted the 10 million Zeni so Chichi could put something aside for her own daughter's education. For the rest of the way home all the woman could talk about was how her baby girl was gonna be a doctor or Lawyer, someone of great importance.
It kept Chichi off her back awhile and let her and Bulla have some time to just be themselves. Vegeta trained at Bulma's because the gravity machine was convenient there, and easy to repair if he went a little overboard. Rikku didn't mind much since he always came home, but he wished he would participate in some of the social events.
He didn't go to Gohan's wedding. She sat alone with Bulla at the ceremony and though she smiled and enjoyed the party afterward she wished he'd have been there.. Even for a short time.
The day before Bulma's party she started up her training again keeping it simple to sits ups, pull ups, and meditation, but she longed to really stretch her muscles, to push her powers back up. Majin Buu was a powerful opponent, one they weren't expecting and had taken them by surprise. It had caused much grief, and death and nearly the entire obliteration of the Earthling population. Rikku could feel that it wouldn't be the last either.
He must have sensed it too...
Her and Vegeta now knew there were more powerful opponents out there in the galaxy and they were both determined to meet the challenge head on. He worked so hard, and wondered when he would reach Super Saiyan 3… he had to be close, she could sense him now, his power strong and fierce glittering miles away at Capsule Corps. It made her want to work even harder.
Bulla clapped and laughed as Rikku did one finger hand stands. Rikku's mind whirled and wondered how much farther she could push, how much more she could do while having Bulla close by. She could practice her Kamehamehas… but she didn't want to damage her front lawn, and she didn't want to take Bulla out in the hot sun of an abandoned desert. Master Roshi wouldn't even let her practice waves by his beach anymore because she'd nearly sunk his entire island.
"We should go on a trip, Bulla." Flipping rightside up she knelt down grinning. "What do you say to a trip to King Kai's place?"
Bulla gurgled and clapped again.
"I knew you'd be up for it… hmmm gravity may be a little tricky, but if it's too much I'll just take you back home." She took up little Bulla and pressed fingers to her forehead. With her eyes closed she phased and appeared on King Kai's planet. The short little Kai reared his vehicle and swerved to the side to avoid her sudden appearance. Mother and daughter looked on wide eyed and blinking as the car veered right into the tiny house.
"Damn it, Rikku why do you have to pop up out of nowhere? Haven't you any manners to let a Kai know if you're coming?" King Kai ranted and raised a fist.
"Sorry, that was rude. Want me to go and come back after I've-"
"No, you're already here you might as well stay… huh? Is that your daughter you have with you? Why did you bring her here?"
"Well she's still too young for me to just go off without her and I figure Bubbles and Gregory would enjoy looking after her while I'm training."
"You're lucky that your kid is full Saiyan, if you'd attempted to bring a normal Earthling child to this planet you'd have squashed the poor kids cranium. Saiyans on the other hand are built for this type of pressure." He poked the girl's cheek making her laugh and giggle. He snorted in his usual fashion. "You like that huh kid? How about this one?" He turned his back then whirled around making a funny face. "Bleh, bleh bleh!"
Bulla erupted into giggles pointing at his face. King Kai joined her in laughter and Rikku smiled handing her over as the Kai entertained himself. "Do you mind watching her while I train a little?"
"I suppose not, but try and keep this planet in one piece, would yah? I just got it fixed and now I gotta make repairs already."
"Awesome! Thanks King Kai!" With that Rikku got to work. She punched her fist into her open palm in a sign of excitement and immediately started punching the air.
~Lord Beerus~
"Super Saiyan God!" Beerus sneered as he sat cross legged on the plush seats of his home. His eyes narrowed on Whis who peered through his orb to search for this supposed adversary. "If he has god in the name he must be a deity… tch sounds like a pain." He lounged now, his tail twitching.
"Lord Beerus, this Super Saiyan God does not exist."
"Heh? Maybe the Saiyans know something about it… ah wait wasn't the Saiyan's homeland destroyed by Freeza?"
"Didn't you mumble in your sleep saying you'd destroy it yourself?"
"Well that's because those stinking Saiyans pissed me off. Particularly that King Vegeta." He snarled. "Anyway with the Saiyans all dead I-"
"Not true… there are a few still alive. I should mention that the King's son, Prince Vegeta is alive and well."
"Isn't he a lucky one. Whis, draw me a bath will you?"
"At this time of day?"
"Well I did wake up earlier than expected, I should clean up good." He got up and headed to his springs. The water was hot but bearable, easing any tension he had in his bones and muscles and allowing him to relax up against a rock. With his eyes closed he thought of the dream again.
"So where exactly are the Saiyans staying now?"
"Majority of them have resided on a small planet called Earth." Whis pointed out eying the pretty blue planet from his globe. "One two three four five… six I believe is the full total"
"Earth, I think I've been there before. Isn't that where those boorish Dinosaurs lived, and i got annoyed and exterminated them all?"
"Indeed it is, hmmm now this is interesting. Apparently a female Saiyan named Rikku was the one who defeated Freeza." Whis had to avert his eyes when Beerus made a loud howl and stood up naked in the bath staring wide eyed.
"Freeza was defeated?!" He sat down after realizing he was naked. Sinking below the water level he blew bubbles to calm himself then sat upright to speak again. "Freeza was defeated by a Saiyan. So his worse nightmare became truth."
"Yes, her true name is Karat but the Saiyan female goes by the name Rikku … ah it seems that she and Vegeta have becomes mates and now have several children which accounts for the others. Strangely enough she is on North Kai's planet with one of her children."
"A Saiyan on a Kai's planet… how very suspicious." His eyes narrowed. He watched as Whis brought up the images of Rikku and her fight against Freeza on Planet Namek. The blood staining her hands from where she'd held Vegeta. Though tears stained her cheeks, the eyes themselves held such ferocity and intimidation.
"Isn't a Saiyan's hair supposed to be black?" Beerus commented noting the golden blonde hair spiraling over Rikku's back and shoulders.
"Saiyans are capable of multiplying their strength in a transformation they've labeled as a Super Saiyan."
"Not god?"
"No."
"Even more suspicious. It's so close… it must be a clue." He stepped out of the bath wrapping a robe around him. He admired the view from his terrace thinking of the striking blonde haired woman he'd seen. There was strength there… from just one look he could see she wouldn't be an ordinary opponent.
"Whis, how long is it to get to North Kai's planet?"
"About 26 minutes…"
"It's that far!?" He groaned and stretched. "I can watch an entire anime episode in that time. I hate long flights!" Still there was no other way. He had to meet this Rikku and find out more about this Super Saiyan God.
"Whis, prepare our lunches."
"Yes, Lord Beerus."
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