Hot Damn 2
Okay chapter 2! Same dedications blah blah blah.
WARNING: Contains Kanda's bad mouth and Lavi's pervert powers.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura
ON WITH IT!
Two: That British boy
It's been a week since the coffee shop incident on Monday morning. Kanda didn't think he'd have to see the alpine any other time of the day but oh, how wrong he was. Apparently later on that one faithful Monday morning the stupid rabbit had come to class with the alpine. What was the brat's name? Ellen? Allon? What ever. Anyways the rabbit decided to seat the brat beside me and it all went downhill from there.
-AMAZING WORLD OF FLASHBACKS-
"Um…Kanda?" Allen started.
Kanda looked down at him since he was so damned short.
"It is Kanda right?" He asked.
"What about it Moyashi?" He growled.
"Moyashi? My name is Allen!" The white haired boy pouted defending himself.
"And I don't care." Kanda sneered looking away.
He'd officially dubbed the annoying mass of matter known as Allen, Moyashi. And he didn't give a damn what the brat's real name was. He smirked inwardly as the rabbit started teasing the Moyashi with his new nickname.
-AND WE'RE BACK-
Since then whenever they'd meet they'd start throwing insults back and forth. Lavi would be there to supervise since he pretty much stalked the poor boy not that Kanda felt pity for him. The fights would end in the result of Lavi trying to pull the two off each other and him throwing a suggestive comment. Like 'Whoa slow down! Wait until you get into a room!' or 'Remember to practice safe sex!'. And THAT would result in Lavi with a black eye.
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It was now Friday afternoon. Classes had ended and Kanda was currently trying to avoid the mobs of rabid fan girls with their strawberry blonde hair and slutty outfits. Unfortunately for him he was stopped by one of those strawberry blondes. She smiled flirtatiously pulled out and envelope kissed it leaving a mark of disgustingly shaded pink lip gloss and tucked it into Kanda's shirt pocket. He started at it disgusted as the girl skipped away happily.
At that moment a certain Alpine and redhead were watching as the Japanese plucked the envelope out of his pocket with much distaste and dropped into a nearby garbage bin.
"Does that happen to him often?" Allen asked watching as Kanda walked down the hall.
"You wouldn't believe how many girls are after him." Lavi replied laughing slightly.
"Oh…" Allen's heart clenched.
"Why? Don't tell me you like him?" Lavi teased pinching at Allen's cheeks.
"O-of course not! Who'd like that jerk?" And with that remark Allen stomped off.
"I bet you do." Lavi said to himself.
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Saturday. 3:41am.
"What the fuck do you want you stupid rabbit? It's 3:41 in the fucking morning and I want to get some fucking sleep before the fucking sun decides to come out to spread it happy-go-lucking damned rays of sunshine." Kanda growled angrily through his phone.
"Whoa! No need to bite my head off Yuu! I just called to talk about Allen with you!" Lavi replied as awake as he would be during the day.
"…"
"I think he likes you! And I know you like him!"
"…You stupid rabbit what the hell are you on?" Kanda spat.
"I'm not on anything Yuu! And you should give the kid a chance! He's much better than those girls at school!" Lavi whined.
"Give me a list of good reasons why I should."
"If I told you would you give him a chance?"
"No." He deadpanned.
"YUU! But the kid's adorable and he has a great personality! And have you seen his smile? It could kill! Kill! And he's BRITISH! BRITISH YUU! I mean how many cute British boys have you met? None! That's how many!" Lavi cried throught the phone."I just gave you good reasons!"
"…No."
"At least think about it Yuu!"
That was the last thing he heard Lavi say before he hung up on him and threw his phone across the room.