Hot Damn 3
Yay! Chapter 3 for you! Thanks for the kind reviews guys! I am absolutely thrilled! Kiri-Exorcist92, you made my day with that comment of yours so this chapter is for you! ENJOY
WARNING: Contains Kanda being sour and his bad mouth and Lavi with his poor negotiating skills.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura and blah blah blah.
Three: You prick.
Silence. It was quiet. Too quiet. Kanda was not one to be paranoid but when it came to Lavi you could never be too sure. He could run across the street butt naked like a ninja and nobody would know what happened.
He'd gotten his coffee without problem…unless fighting with the moyashi was a problem. He'd gotten a good whack in the head for calling the boy an immature 10 year old. Anyways the rabbit had yet to appear. Regarding the phone call from Saturday morning, Kanda had a very bad feeling.
He'd arrived to class with no problem and slid into his seat.
Calm before the storm…
"OMG! IT'S KANDA!" A mob of girls who weren't even in his class ran through the door holding 'offerings' as they called it. Twitching Kanda realized it was a few months from the Prom. He sighed heavily drowning out the offers and giving an automatic 'no', the defeated girls left in tears.
"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT LADIES!" boomed Lavi from behind shoving a bunch of girls out of the way ignoring their complaints.
"OKAY LISTEN HERE YUU! I SPENT ALL MORNING THINKING UP REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH ALLEN. I HAVE THE BEST POSSIBLE OFFER FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY REASONS!" Lavi slammed him hand onto the surface in front of Kanda with a triumphant smile.
"…" Kanda stared at the rabbit.
"YOU WILL GET ALLEN WALKER, THE MOST ADORABLE and might I add BRITSH BOY IN THE WORLD BUT! YOU WILL HAVE HIM WITHOUT THE HORRIBLE SMELLING PERFUME, THE UGLY SHADES OF LIP GLOSS, THE GIRLY WHINING AND PMS STAGES-"
"HEY!" all the girls that hadn't left complained shrilly.
"I'M TALKING HERE! Anyways, what do you say Yuu-pon?" Lavi beamed.
"I say shut up, sit down and leave me alone you stupid rabbit." Kanda crossed his arms and glared.
"But YUU!" Lavi whined, "I just made you the best offer for a boyfriend and a date for prom!"
"Does the moyashi even know you're trying to set me up with him?"
"Yes…?" Lavi drawled.
"…"
"No. BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE!" Lavi defended.
"No." Kanda sounded final.
"THIS ISN'T OVER YUU! I WILL SET YOU UP WITH ALLEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" With that Kanda watched the rabbit stomp off.
"Where the fuck do you think you're going? You're in this class you idiot." Kanda growled. NOT that he cared.
Lavi stopped mid-step and automatically turned around and stomped back and sat himself on his seat beside Kanda's.
"You prick." Lavi grumbled. Kanda took it as a compliment and smirked.
And at the same time all the remaining fan girls had nosebleeds and all over the floor.