Hot Damn 6

I thought that chapter 5 was reeeeeaaaaallllllly bad so I tried to make this one better. So try to enjoy and excuse my lack in writing skills.

WARNING: Kanda's hate for Monday mornings, the sun and his foul mouth.

DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura

Six: My offer still stands!

Monday morning. You've all heard about how Yuu Kanda loathes Monday morning so I'll say this once for good measures. Yuu Kanda absolutely loathes Monday mornings. Sunday afternoon was no party either. When Kanda regained consciousness after a good 7 hours of sleep he hoped to NOT hear from Komui or Lenalee.

Kanda wasn't in the mood to go out for coffee and didn't want to deal with Lavi. But then again, he never did. He'd finished his homework ignoring the phone that was ringing under his pillow where he'd shoved it prior to falling into a dead sleep.

It was peaceful until Komui had practically broken into his house and dragged him out to get Lenalee signed back into the school and going on a pointless shopping trip.

So it was now Monday morning. The sun was shining spreading its happy-go-lucky damned ray of sunshine and goodness. Kanda gagged at the thought. He'd left the house early to avoid the two Chinese so he could be grumpy without Lenalee probing him. He walked into his usual coffee shop so he could get his coffee and leave.

"YUU! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE NOT DEAD!" Lavi had run up to Kanda shaking the Japanese crying and calling out obscenities.

"You stupid rabbit, I'm not dead." Kanda frowned shifting past Lavi to the counter where the moyashi was getting his usual order. Allen had been there long enough to know that Kanda got the same thing everyday.



"You're not dead? That's a shame." Allen muttered passing Kanda his coffee.

The Japanese twitched deciding not to make his morning any worse.

"YUU! I TEXT MESSAGED YOU AND CALLED YOU AND VOICE MAILED! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER! I THOUGHT YOU'D DIED!" Lavi cried hysterically.

"…Whatever." Kanda walked past a crying Lavi on the floor and out the door.

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"OH MY GOD! IS THAT LENALEE I SEE?" Lavi beamed having gotten over what happened earlier. It was now before first period and Lavi had just walked in with Allen in tow.

"Hello there Lavi! It's been a while!" Lenalee smiled from her seat in front of Kanda.

"A while? It's been a whole fucking year! How the hell you been?" Lavi pulled up a chair and sat down.

"I'm good." Lenalee giggled.

"When'd you get here?"

"Yesterday. Kanda came to pick Komui and I up from the airport."

"Ah! Now wonder you didn't answer me Yuu! And you could've told me Lenalee was coming for a visit." Lavi pouted.

"Che, whatever." Kanda muttered.

"Anyways, how're you and Komui lately?" Lavi asked cheerfully. He thought Komui was a half decent guy. Even though he did get busted by him for trying to spike the punch one Christmas a couple years back.

"We're good. China is beautiful. Oh! Who's this Lavi?" Lenalee asked pointing at Allen.



"Ah, this little lady is Allen Walker!" Lavi announced proudly.

"Nice to meet you um…" Allen started politely.

"Lenalee Lee." The Chinese smiled.

"Nice to meet you Lenalee." Allen finished smiling.

"Likewise. Kanda you didn't tell me about Allen."

"You asked if anything changed. I didn't consider the moyashi a change worth mentioning." Kanda said smirking.

"Hey!" Allen complained angrily.

"What? Yuu! You should be ashamed of yourself! You lied to her! How could you lie to Lenalee?" Lavi scolded.

"Shut up you stupid rabbit. You're starting to sound like Komui."

"PFFFT! AND MY OFFER STILL STANDS!" Lavi shot in the last part to remind Kanda.

"No." The Japanese deadpanned.

"BRITISH YUU, BRITISH!" Lavi urged.

"HEY! Stop trying to sell me!" Allen shouted.

"Allen, Allen, Allen. I'm trying to set you up. Not sell you!" Lavi corrected with absolutely no shame.

As the three argued Lenalee sat there and laughed.