One Twerk
By O.P. Odacraft
Chapter 2: The Dark Lord's Third Eye
It was night-time and the crew had gone to sleep. They left the anchor up cause of the fear that the boat would be dragged by a fishman into the depth of the ocean for their annual Underwater BBQ (Nami doesn't want to pay extra for the oxygen). Still drifting in the calm stream, the weather began to turn thunderous. Inside Robin's room, she was sleeping. Naked except for a baggy t-shirt, with no sheets to cover her, she was snoring like a Lumberjack on Autopilot. Suddenly, she spread her legs apart, as if in her dream she was begging for the next CP9 cock. In her vagina, there was an orange light that lit from it, to an Eye wreathed in flame. The Eye of Sauron. "Where am i? And where is my army?" he asked himself. He had the voice of Bill Cosby. "Hold on,...it can't be. I, THE DARK LORD, AM STUCK IN SOME HARLOT'S VOMB?" he said furiously, though not enough to wake Robin; that would take a miracle. "Hold on, perhaps she can be of use to me" he said as he tried to control the limbs. He tried and he managed to control the legs. "It's a start" Sauron thought to himself and started to move the legs to get off the bed. He couldn't move the torse or the arms so to an outside observer, robin was sleep-walking with her pussy out on the floor, asking to be fucked.
Sanji was also sleep-walking, high of his balls from cooking weed cookies. He was wearing his rasta outfit he got from grave-robbing Ace but not before pissing on his rotten corpse. And would have the voice Mickey Mouse laughing. He roamed around until he saw Robin on the floor. "Mellon" said Sauron as he tried to get to the toilet, for years of being dead didn't mean he didn't had a massive horde to spew from the black gate. When Sanji spotted Robin, he pulled his trousers down and leapted for her like he had been waiting all day to do that. Sauron looked towards him and was in shock when he saw a 3-inch penis charging it's way in the air towards him like a Troll's club got shot out with a ballista. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Sauron and straight into his eye did he receive the Hairy Potter.
Sanji then humped like a rabbit after a hard winter and Sauron felt every. single. thrust...until he summoned s fireball on his dick to leave him alone...from her pussy. Sanji, holding his roasted balls said "Damn, that's the most painful queef i've ever had. And i've played World of Warcraft". Sanji stood up, brought out a knife and cut of his balls, for they were useless. "I should get breakfast ready. Maybe Luffy would like Roasted Nuts"
Sauron used Robin's right foot to open the door, walked in and closed it behind him. He stared at the toilet bowl and looked at the water. "Perhaps it is here that my forces shall spawn" and used his fire to circle the water. "Spawn me an army, worthy of Mordor" he said and the water turned purple. Suddenly, Chaos Space Marine spawned from the toilet seat and began to flood the bathroom until the door broke down. Luffy felt a disturbance in his nose and so he investigated the sound with the 'Gum Gum Nostrols' power. He spotted the chaos space marines and yelled out "You're not taking my FOOOOOD" and charged at them with all his might.