Hot Damn 11
Hope you guys enjoyed chapter 10! I'm not feeling so great lately cuz I think I have pollen issues. I keep sneezing and I don't have a cold so I'm blaming the pollen. Also because my dear friends are graduating so I don't get to see them anytime soon. So I'm making this one for Parakeet in the Wind (even though she doesn't come to my school, I rarely see her anyways and I don't think she likes my story), Ninjainacan (who is not going to let me live down the whole 'MOM' incident), Jax (whom I doubt has a FF account), 'Auntie' (not my real aunt guys), and Julia (she doesn't even like Fanfics but whatever). Well enjoy the chapter guyz!
NOTE: Since I am incapable in writing longer chapters I am updating more often.
WARNING: Kanda being a sneaky bastard, a scarred Allen, Lavi being perverted and an angry mob of girls.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura
Eleven: It's the 'who done it' that matters
School. NOBODY LIKES IT. That's what Lavi thinks…or HOW he thinks. Whichever works. Moving along, here is Lavi chin resting on his hand, elbow supported upon the counter at his morning job. He seemed in a sulky mood when he came into work and Allen had tried to figure out what was wrong but when he asked Lavi's reply was, "You don't have to worry about anything. Your big bro will take care of everything."
Figuring 'big bro' was Lavi referring to himself he shrugged and left him alone. So Kanda walks in and grabs his coffee expecting to be tackled to the ground by Lavi but no flying Lavi. Just a flying toaster that Lavi picked up out of nowhere and threw ungracefully at Kanda's feet. Seeing as there was a note stuck to said toaster he plucked the sticky note off and read it.
Yuu, I have reason to believe that you have fallen for Allen. I completely support you with your decision on how you'll be screwing the Brit into a wall, bed or table. Lenalee supports you as well. Its 1 month to prom so I suggest you take the boy as your date instead of some cootie filled girl.
Lavi.
P.S Lenalee says hi.
Kanda crinkled the note in his fist now angry and threw it at Lavi hitting him square in the forehead.
With that he left giving a glare at the two behind the counter. Allen could've sworn he felt the murderous intent rolling onto him.
"L-Lavi? What did that note say?" Allen stammered.
"Nothing important. Just some friendly advice." Lavi smiled while rubbing his forehead where the note had hit him.
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"OMG! IT'S KANDA! EEEEEEEEEEEE!" A group of girls were running towards said man with love crazed eyes bearing pink frilly gifts.
"Fucking joy to the world." Kanda grumbled and broke out into a run. He ran around for a while before he ducked into the boys' bathroom. Wanting Kanda as a date or not, no self respecting girl would walk into the bathroom of the opposite gender.
He leaned against the wall sliding down a bit.
"Damned hormone filled crazy girls." He hissed.
He could hear the girls trying to talk him out of the bathroom but then it grew silent. The door flung open and in flew a scared Allen who fell onto the ground in a heap.
"Ugh…I just wanted to get past." Allen whined not noticing the other male in the room.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Kanda asked glaring at the white haired boy who was picking himself up.
"Ah! No wonder all those girls are out there. Hiding out eh?" Allen mocked.
"You better shut the fuck up if you value your life moyashi." The Japanese male threatened.
"Prick, no need to get violent." Allen cringed at the thought of dying because Kanda felt like strangling him.
"Well nice talking to you but I have a life and I'd rather not spend it in the bathroom." The shorter boy started making his way to the door only to be dragged back by the collar of his shirt by Kanda.
"No way in hell are you leaving me in here to be eventually mobbed by a bunch of crazy girls." The older male growled.
"Ah, I'm sorry I thought I made myself clear. I HAVE A LIFE. AND I'M NOT SPENDING IT WITH YOU IN A BATHROOM." Allen said loudly.
"I say we go in!" the voices of the girls outside suggested and it sounded like they agreed.
"Damn." Kanda muttered. He looked down at the moyashi and smirked. Since he was still holding the boy by the collar he pulled so that the white haired boy was looking at him.
"What?" Allen asked pouting since he couldn't get out of Kanda's grip on his collar.
"Since you're here you might as well make yourself useful."
"What are you tal-" Allen lost his voice when Kanda's lips crashed down on his. Time seemed like it slowed down or just dragged to a complete halt.
'This isn't happening. The guy who absolutely hates my guts is NOT kissing me. This is a dream. A horribly bad dream that feels absolutely real. A horrible bad dream that feels good. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. I AM NOT THINKING THAT. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING AND I'LL WAKE UP ANY SECOND NOW. ' Allen thought as he turned red.
By now the girls had opened the door and were gawking at the sight. When Kanda pulled away smirking he dropped the moyashi and all the girls shrieked and ran away.
"Hn. Guess it fucking worked. Nice working with you moyashi." And with that Kanda casually walked out of the bathroom as if nothing happened, leaving a completely frozen Allen on the floor behind him.
"Wh-WHAT THE HELL?" Allen shrieked completely red.
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"Umm…Allen?" Lenalee nudged the white haired boy who had his cheek planted to the cafeteria table fork in hand not moving.
"Something wrong kid?" Lavi asked as he chewed on a fry.
"H-he…and then…t-the h-horror…" Allen stammered completely out of it.
"Who's he Brit? You're going to have to be more specific." Lavi informed the younger boy.
"K-Kanda…he…and…oh GOD." The younger boy shuddered.
"Um…what did Kanda do? Did he hurt you? Because if he did…" Lenalee trailed off.
Allen suddenly straightened up only to slam his forehead onto the table.
"AH. It's Allen's head banging technique." Lavi stated as he shoved a fry into his mouth.
Said boy sighed heavily.
"You want to talk about it?" Lenalee asked concerned.
Allen's head bobbed up and down a couple times with his forehead still stuck to the table. He took a deep breath and started talking.
"W-well I was on my way to the bathroom but there were a bunch of girls in front of the door. W-when they say me…they threw me in a-and Kanda was in there. S-so I was going to leave b-but then he wouldn't let me leave and s-stuff happened…" Allen gulped before continuing shaking a bit.
"T-then…h-he…"
"Yes?" Lavi and Lenalee said in unison leaning toward the younger boy.
"H-he…"
"Ugh, out with it kid. If you won't say it then I will. I planted on one the moyashi." Kanda came out of nowhere joining the three.
Lavi and Lenalee grew still and silent. Allen blushed madly keeping his face down.
"OH…" Lenalee started.
"MY…" Lavi continued.
"GOD." Lenalee finished.
"GOOD JOB YUU! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! I KNEW YOU LIKED THE KID!" Lavi said loudly that drew a few glances.
"OH GOOD FOR YOU ALLEN!" Lenalee congratulated.
"You stupid rabbit I only did it so I could get those girls away from me and so I could leave." Kanda retorted.
Allen had started banging his head onto the table making it shake.
"Cut that out moyashi." The Japanese male growled.
Allen immediately stopped.
"Right." Lavi drawled. "You like him, you like him!"
Allen started to band his forehead onto the poor table once more.
"Ah! Don't tell me…Allen! Was that your first kiss?" Lenalee asked curiously but still excitedly.
"Erm…y-yes?" Allen kept his head down.
"YUU, YOU ARE WONDERFUL. YOU TOOK LITTLE BOY BRIT'S FIRST KISS!" Lavi cried happily his eyes spouting fake tears of joy.
"Well I guess that would explain a whole lot. I mean Allen acting half dead, Kanda trying to murder Lavi right now, and that group of girls over there that have been glaring at Allen for a while now." Lenalee stated as she pointed at the girls.
"Don't make eye contact. They're the ones who're after me." Allen groaned.
"My little Brit has admirers?" Lavi asked slinging an arm around Allen's shoulder.
"No. They're trying to kill me." The younger boy's shoulders slumped.
"Ah, I see. Well it's the 'who done it' that matters. And it was Yuu who made the first move. So Yuu, taking Allen to prom?" Lavi cooed.
Kanda's answer was an empty tray with the word 'NO' scrawled onto it in an angry red letters meeting Lavi's head.
'Bastards' Allen thought to himself.