Hot Damn 12
Welcome! I'm sorry for the delay but this chapter has been bugging me. I wanted to make it fangirl worthy and stuff. I had this written and ready but when I was reading it over for mistakes and such it didn't satisfy me. So I worked on it changing it over and over. 6 days without updating has made me anxious. So now with my finished copy I give you HD chapter 11. And a big thanks to Parakeet in the Wind for giving me ideas! Thank you ReaperofDarkness for you extremely enthusiastic review! A special good luck to Kiri-Exorcist92, I hope you make it out of summer school alive! Enjoy!
NOTE: Long chapters are LONG.
WARNING: Kanda being angst and sneaky, Allen being pouty, Lavi being a ninja with his ninja powers and plus…something extra in which you will discover.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura
Eleven: They're going to thank me someday.
Twitch. That's what Kanda did. Twitch. His shoulders slumped and he looked back at the day before wondering why he was here.
-Okay peoples, FLASHBACK-
"Hey Yuu-pon…do you like the Fair?" Lavi asked slyly. He was currently at Kanda's house, in his room, on his bed, chin perched on his hand, and his legs flailing up and down onto the bed.
"No. You clearly know well what I do and don't like." Kanda replied not looking up from his homework.
"Aww! But Yuu, the Fair is so much fun! The food, rides, games, prizes!" The redhead listed trailing off. "What's not to like?"
"The people, noise, and the unmistakable stench of barf." The Japanese replied setting down his pencil.
"Those are minor setbacks!" Lavi replied getting off the bed strutting over to his friend throwing down an envelope onto the desk in front of said man.
Kanda quirked his eyebrow at the envelope.
"And this is?" He asked picking it up noticing his name on the back of the envelope.
"That, my friend, is a ticket to the Fair tomorrow." The redhead said proudly. If you looked closely you could see a blue sparkly background behind him and bunny ears sticking out from the top of his head.
"I'm not going with you Lavi." Kanda sighed shoving his homework into his bag. It was Friday and he'd finished his massive pile of homework in less than an hour. I mean who finishes their weekend homework on Friday? Kanda does. Because according to Lavi he is a stick in the mud.
"Who said you were going with me? You're going with our dear Brit!"
"Get the fuck out of my house." Was the immediate reply from the taller man.
"Aww! Yuu-pon! Don't be so cruel!" Lavi whined as he was being shoved towards the door that was so nicely adorned with a sign that said, "I don't give a damn go away." Oh yeah, that screamed welcome.
"How did you get in my house anyways?" Kanda asked annoyed. He wasn't getting much progress trying to get Lavi out of his house.
"With my ninja powers!" The redhead replied striking his special 'ninja pose'. He had stuck his hands out like he was going to chop something.
"That is the most ridiculous thing you've done all day. Now get the fuck out of my house." The Japanese growled opening his bedroom door getting ready to throw the redhead out of his room.
"But Yuu! This is a chance for you and Allen to get to know each other!" Lavi whined clinging to Kanda's bedpost. Said person was trying to hang on and refrain from being peeled off and thrown out.
"The moyashi is annoying, smiley and has an endless pit as a stomach. That's more than enough to know about him." Kanda grumbled tugging at the redhead who was glued to his bedpost.
"But there must be a lot of things you want to uncover! If you go to the Fair I promise you shirtless Allen!" Lavi cried hanging on desperately cursing the fact that his palms were getting sweaty.
"What the hell? NO!" Kanda growled furiously flushing at the offer. He didn't want to see a shirtless Allen. Repeat, he did not want to see a shirtless Allen…No matter how interesting it would be.
"I'll buy your soba for lunch for the rest of this year and next!" Lavi was now in hysterics. He really wanted Kanda to go to the Fair with Allen. It was like watching a desperate girl trying to get a date.
Kanda stopped pulling and thought about it. Sure he didn't have a problem with money but he really hated standing in line surrounded by random people shoving up the fucking line wanting their food. Besides if he did go that didn't mean he had to enjoy himself or be nice to the damned moyashi. I mean how bad could 8 hours be? Oh fuck it. It would be hell. No sense in denying it. But some nagging feeling made Kanda accept it. It was his damned conscience, it had to be.
"S-so…do we have a deal?" Lavi asked letting go of the bedpost sitting on the floor looking up at his friend with big teary eyes.
"Hn, whatever. You owe me lunch for the rest of this year and next." Kanda answered looking away with a rather annoyed face feeling somewhat defeated.
'I'm going to regret this…" he thought starting to form a massive headache from Lavi's cheers.
'I wouldn't be so sure of that! You want to go don't you? Just admit defeat you silly boy! NO DENYING LOVE!"
"Great. The voice is back. Fucking wonderful." He said aloud.
"Huh? Did you say something Yuu?" The redhead asked stopping in place.
He had stopped at a rather weird looking pose from his 'happy dance'. His arms in the air and one leg off the floor pointing behind him. He looked like a sugar fairy fucking princess ballerina. Gross.
"Just telling myself how stupid you are." Kanda countered with a straight face.
"MEAN!" Lavi pouted looking rather childish. It wasn't cute, at least not to Kanda or Lenalee…or the moyashi. Maybe to some crazy girls that are equally crazy like Lavi.
"Whatever, I don't care. You're giving me a headache now get the fuck out of my house." The Japanese held open the door and watched as his friend walked out only to slam the door shut when the redhead left the room.
He wasn't worried about him sticking around the rest of his house. If he made one noise Kanda would hear it and probably murder Lavi because usually when Lavi made a noise in his house it wasn't a good sign…EVER.
So Kanda went to bed that night loathing tomorrow for he dreaded it would be the most regretful thing he'd ever do. But Yuu Kanda does not 'dread' anything. Oh no, if it comes at him he takes it by the neck and wrings the life out of it.
-And we're back-
So now here he was in front of the Fair entrance standing next to the Moyashi who compared to him in size looked like a 12 year old. He'd oh so rudely been awakened at 11:00 in the damned morning, with the fucking sun mocking him. Lavi threw him into his car and sped off down the street to go grab the Moyashi. So one hour later and a lot of noise he'd been ditched by Lavi in front of the Fair. Wonderful. Fucking peachy.
And to top it off, he was supposed to be nice to the moyashi and have a fun time. Yeah, 'nice and fun' wasn't a big part in his vocabulary. Making matters worse, if he left before the day was done, Lavi would tell Komui that he was the one that accidentally bumped Lenalee resulting in her falling into a pond and getting the fever. They blamed it on a careless little kid.
So there was Kanda, with Allen…at the Fair. Just repeating to make sure you get it. Okay? Good.
"S-so…shall we go?" Allen asked looking up with a sheepish smile. Even though he didn't look very sure about it, his smile was still tooth ache worthy.
"Che, whatever." Kanda was already in a foul mood. He started walking in long steps the white haired boy practically jogging to keep up with the taller man.
"What do you want to do first?" The shorter boy asked while dodging a group of kids that were running past him with small sticky hands. Nasty.
"I don't care. I'm just trying to live through the fucking day. So just choose whatever you want." The Japanese replied trying to keep calm with all the noise and such…he wasn't succeeding. And he decided to fuck nice. If the kid talked to him and he made some rude reply it was the kids own
damned fault for making hi talk when he was obviously grumpy. He didn't even get his coffee.
"I know you don't want to be here but you might as well make the most of it!" Allen stated shooting a glare over at Kanda.
"…yeah, right." Kanda replied sarcastically which only made Allen ticked off.
"You know what? I don't care. I'm going to enjoy myself no matter how sulky you feel like being." The younger boy announced getting ahead of Kanda only to turn around stick his tongue out at him and run off.
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"Not a good way to get Kanda to the Fair, Lavi." Lenalee sighed watching Allen line up for some big roller coaster with Kanda in tow, knowing all too well that he was grumpy.
"But I got him here right? That's all that matters." Lavi replied digging out a pair of binoculars from his bag.
"Ugh. You still have that?" The Chinese girl asked mildly disgusted pointing at Lavi's bag.
"Don't insult the bag! It's been with me through tough times. It gave that Tyki guy a black eye when he was hitting on me last year okay?" The redhead retorted defending his precious bag clutching it close to him.
"Okay…well as long as it doesn't eat anything…" Lenalee said inching away from said bag while taking the binoculars.
"Now that's just silly Lenalee." Lavi replied patting his bag and putting it aside.
Lenalee swore she saw the bag swallow a squirrel.
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"Ugh…" Kanda groaned as he followed Allen off the roller coaster.
"That was bloody wicked!" Allen beamed as he bounded off the platform seeming more active then usual.
"No, that was bloody loud." The Japanese hissed as he rubbed his temple.
"Let's go on that one next!" Allen stated excitedly completely ignoring what Kanda had said. He was pointing at some large ride that was swinging back and forth with the occasional loop-de-loop in the shape of a canoe.
"Kid you're crazy. I think you've been spending too much time with that rabbit." Kanda groaned reluctantly trudging along. He wasn't supposed to let the kid out of his sight and double penalty for him if he lost Allen.
"I'll take that as a compliment. I don't get why you're always so negative." Allen commented as he took his stand in line behind a group of little kids.
"Positive does not go well with me. And like you said, I'm negative. Got a problem with it?" The Japanese asked menacingly.
"Yes. Yes I do have a problem with it." Allen retorted with a glare. Well not exactly a glare, more like a disapproving look.
"I don't know why I bother to argue with you." Kanda said pushing Allen forward since the line had moved quite a bit during their argument.
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"…" Kanda couldn't say anything as he watched Allen consume heaps of Fair food.
"Aren't you going to eat?" Allen asked as he lifted his drink.
"No. I'm not going to risk my stomach like you. But then again, you're an endless pit. Not to mention you're like a little kid in a fucking candy store." The Japanese said as he took a sip of his water.
"Oh thanks." The white haired boy replied sarcastically.
It was only 6:00pm.
Kanda had another hour to go before he could get the fuck out of this hell hole. Super.
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"Well, they've been on pretty much every ride now." Lenalee sighed as she dropped the binoculars.
"Except one, The Ferris wheel." Lavi smirked. This was all going according to plan.
"Ah, I see. That's why you picked the Fair." Lenalee realized giving Lavi a pat on the back. "Genius, Lavi."
"Yup. And it's about time the sun started going down. This is going to be good."
--
Allen was now walking alongside Kanda since he felt pretty tired. He'd run around the Fair all day. He was surprised Kanda wasn't tired.
"We've been around the fucking Fair, gone on every damned ride, I've gotten 17 headaches today and I'm tired of this shit. What more is there for you to torture me with in this damned hell?" Kanda asked irritated.
Correction. Allen was tired and so was Kanda.
"Easy. The Ferris Wheel." Allen replied smugly feeling rather good about himself at the moment due to Kanda's outburst.
Kanda twitched. "You've got to be shitting me."
"Hey lookie here Devitto! Hee!" An eerie voice called.
Allen stopped mid step shuddering.
"Oi. What the hell's wrong now?" Kanda asked disregarding the voice.
"Ah? Is that Cross's pupil I see?" Another voice came that made Allen completely freeze. He just stood there like a statue.
Two figures had come out of the shadows of a stand. One blonde the other not.
"Gee Devitto! I think you're right! Hee!"
"Hmm? Of course I am Jasdero."
"Erm…Kanda?" Allen said suddenly. "Can we go somewhere else?"
"It's because of those two isn't it." It was more like a statement. The Japanese stood there staring at the white haired boy and two others latched onto him.
"Yes." Allen answered with no hesitation.
"Aww! Don't be so mean! Hee!" Jasdero chirped.
"Yeah! After we went to so much trouble to find you after Mr. Tall Dark and Scary dragged you away that time at the Park." Devitto added giving a look at Kanda who stood there twitching.
"So pupil! Who is that guy anyways? Hee!" The blonde asked resting his chin on top of Allen's head.
"Last time we asked if he was your boyfriend and now I'm pretty sure he is! I mean lookit you and him here at the Fair together!" Devitto taunted.
By now Kanda had snapped. He was here not against his own will. Not really but he didn't want to be here. And he wasn't going to let some punk get away with calling him the moyashi's boyfriend.
"Bastard punk, who'd go out with the Moyashi?"
"Oh? Aren't you? Hee!" Jasdero asked mockingly, pulling at Allen's cheek ignoring the pained cry.
"Fuck no." Kanda deadpanned.
"K-Kanda! You're not helping the situation!" Allen cried as he desperately tried to peel Devitto off his hip.
The Japanese rolled his eyes taking the moyashi wrist he dragged him towards their original destination. He didn't give a damn that the two 'clowns' were following while making a ruckus. He just wanted to go home.
He hadn't realized that he still had Allen's wrist in his grip until he let go of it inside one of the Ferris wheel cabs. Jasdero and Devitto were on the next one and they were making unpleasant gestures at Kanda.
"Uh…thanks…I guess." Allen muttered sitting adjacent to Kanda in the cab.
"I don't get why you let those punks get to you like that. I'd figure that you were old enough to handle those kinds of situations. But I guess you're just that annoying 12 year old." Kanda mocked.
"I'm not 12!" Allen yelled flushing. It wasn't strong…it was just a yell.
The Ferris wheel had started to move and Kanda was looking at the cab behind them and the two 'punks' had now been reduced to sitting down and sulking. Allen thought that Kanda was staring at him and looked away out the window his cheeks burning.
"Y-you said you didn't want to be here…so why'd you come?" Allen stammered trying to start up conversation since the silence was starting to strangle him.
"The stupid rabbit made me come. He said I needed damned quality time with you. Total waste of my time." Kanda grumbled feeling tired.
"Oh…" Allen felt shot. He'd just been declared a waste of time. Usually it wouldn't have really bothered him but coming from Kanda it felt like a whack on the head with a hammer.
"S-so…are you going to prom?" The white haired boy kept going even though he didn't want to something was making him.
"No. I have no business there." The Japanese replied staring out the window watching the dots that were people shuffle about.
"I figured. I think I'll go…even though I don't have anyone to go with. I'm just going for the heck of it since I've never been to one." The shorter and younger male replied face lighting up at the sight from the height that they were at.
Kanda looked over at Allen who was now mesmerized and not paying attention. He looked so much at calm. He didn't realize he was moving until he was sitting beside the moyashi.
"K-Kanda? Something wrong?" Allen asked as the cab shifted at Kanda's sudden movement.
"Shut up."
Allen was going to reply with something smart but he never got the chance. Kanda was kissing him. Again. Except this time he kind of saw it coming. He tried to push the taller man away but Kanda was a lot stronger.
When Kanda pulled away the Ferris wheel had stopped and he got up and walked out of the cab and off the platform with a disheveled Allen in tow. He had a triumphant smirk plastered on his face and Allen was stammering to himself.
--
"Looks like you two had a good time." Lavi replied casually acting as if he hadn't followed the two all day. But truthfully he had and even saw Kanda land one on Allen.
"Hey there you two!" Lenalee greeted cheerfully from the back seat.
"Whatever, take me home now." Kanda grumbled climbing in the front seat after throwing Allen into the back to join Lenalee since he was still recovering from the incident.
"What's wrong Allen?" Lenalee asked innocently.
"U-umm…n-nothing…" Allen replied looking away to hide his blush. He twitched when he saw Kanda smirk.
'Dirty bastard…' Allen said in his head.
"Well at least you two didn't kill each other. That's amazing. I guess Yuu-pon can behave himself." Lavi mocked as he drove down the street.
"I'll kill you." The Japanese growled.
"Haha…well have you thought about taking Allen to prom?" Lenalee intercepted.
"I'm not sure if the moyashi has it in him to even go to the damned prom." Kanda mocked.
"S-shut up." Allen shot back at him still slightly flushed.
"Ah! Such wonderful progress!" Lavi cried happily almost swerving into another car.
"Watch it Lavi!" Lenalee scolded.
"I can't help it! I'm so happy for Yuu-pon and Allen!"
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That night Kanda was awoken by his phone. He had a text message from the rabbit. He opened it and read it having to squint because of the light radiating off the screen.
From: Lavi
To: Kanda
Ne, Yuu-pon! I'm so happy for the two of you! Seems you played nice and got somewhere with the Brit! 5 weeks to prom Yuu! I think you and Allen would look lovely together there!
"Hn, don't think I'm going to make it easy for you rabbit. I know what you're doing." Kanda said to himself. Oh yes, he'd been aware of the stalking. Yuu Kanda was not stupid. No sir, he was quite keen.
And so ends another day for him. Only there were many days ahead of him to come…bring it on.
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"Ugh…" Allen groaned as he flipped his phone open. He had a message from Lavi so he opened it. He was tired. He'd deal with it now before sleeping again since he'd probably forget in the morning.
He immediately shot up straight when he saw that the message was a picture of him and Kanda on the Ferris wheel when he was being kissed.
He looked at the message with it blushing madly.
Hey Allen! I thought you might want this! You should tell me if Kanda is a good kisser sometime. I've always wondered with that guy. Anyways, see you at school!
"L-Lavi…I'm going to kill you." Allen growled saving the picture and shutting the phone.
He laid back in bed and didn't fall asleep for the next hour.
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"Muhahaha...!" Lavi cackled. He'd uploaded the picture to his computer and posted it on the school website. He didn't worry about getting in trouble. The teachers were too damned lazy to update the website.
"Beautiful." The redhead leaned back in his chair admiring his work.
"They're going to thank me someday."