Hot Damn Special

Hai Gaiz. Well I must say, HOT DAMN. Your reviews are absolutely wonderful. It makes me wanna go and write some more. As I have told you guys before, school may get in the way of my writing. Anyways here's a little side story featuring the ever-lovable dope of a rabbit, Lavi! And I might post up a new story later on too so keep an eye out for that. I told Lonely Kitty that there was a story behind Lavi's creepy bag so here it is. When I first introduced it a while back it was a total off the bat thought. But I produced something out of it just because I love Lavi's bag. So Enjoy Guys!

NOTE: I have nothing against Tyki. He's so frigging win.

WARNING: Jerk whacking, creepy but loveable bag, bad language courtesy of Kanda, implied Tyki/Lavi (please don't kill me. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. D) and other stuff that I can't explain. xP

DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura

Special! : I can't believe it

Lavi sighed heavily. It was the weekend and everybody was busy. Lenalee was out of town with her brother since he had to go to a conference and refused to leave her home alone. Allen was off being dragged around the country with Cross and Kanda? Well, Lavi didn't know but apparently he wasn't home. Seriously, he used his special ninja powers and snuck into Kanda's house and no one was home. The breeze that came through his open window blew his papers off his desk and onto the floor.

Lavi groaned at his bad luck and ungracefully plopped onto his bed burying his face into his pillow.

"This is so boring!" He whined to no one in particular. He stared at the bright red numbers shining from his alarm clock. Stupid clock was mocking him. He stared at it for what seemed an hour and it only turned from 9:23 to 9:24. Lavi glared frustrated and huffed angrily throwing a small hackie-sack across his room.

It landed with a thump against the wall and slid down until it reached the floor. Lavi looked over where it had landed to see his ever trusty back pack beside the thrown object. He grinned fondly. Lenalee thought it was creepy but not Lavi. No sir, it was like a best friend to him. Just like a pet dog.

Sure it didn't look like the greatest bag in the world; it was an old dull green but the bright colorful pins he stuck onto the front and the straps made it stand out. It used to be a plain neon green bag. Kanda had commented on it, and I quote, "Fucking hell 

that's bright, people in outer space could fucking see that bright piece of shit". Lavi laughed a bit at the memory. He remembered how many times Kanda tried to shove it into the deepest corners of the school dumpsters hoping he'd never have to look at it again. I guess that explains how it turned dingy. He had to wash it a few million times but it served him well. Why just in his last year of Junior high he used it to bat off some creepy crackpot off him. Okay…crackpot is pushing it a bit far but the guy was creepy. What was his name? Mickey? No wait, oh right, Mikk. Tyki Mikk. He had an 'interest' in Lavi since he transferred in the middle of the semester with some other creepy looking chick. Lavi swore to God that that girl was a complete sadist. She nearly pushed Lenalee down the stairs.

Both had that strange ashy dark skin and that sadistic smile that sent chills down his spine. Tyki had curly black hair and was tall. Really tall. Road was it? Was short and had crazy dark blue hair that spiked out in every direction.

Anyways, yeah, Tyki Mikk. He pretty much watched Lavi's every move. When he had to fight off Tyki with his bag was when he got detention for punching some bastards' nose because he tried to pry off his eyepatch. Seriously, nobody touches the patch. EVER. So he got the detention instead which Lavi thought was utterly stupid. I mean the other guy started it. When he got out of detention of course everyone was already gone, so that left him in an empty school and a creepy guy who apparently was waiting for him. Which we all know is not the only reason.

Lavi scrunched up his nose. He could still remember that smell of cologne and some other shit he doesn't want to think about.

Of course Lavi knew that Tyki practically stalked him, he wasn't THAT big of a twit, so he ran. Far. And fast. But he got caught some where between the Physics and the English classes. Damn that Tyki for having longer legs than him. By now Lavi was desperate to get away so he hit him. Hard. With his bag. He swug it hard at Tyki's gut intending to break his nose but good enough. He got away right?

The redhead burst out laughing recalling Tyki's expression when he nailed him. His bag was then named Slugger. Kanda thought it was stupid but what ever, Kanda thought everything and everyone was stupid. He loved his bag, more than he loved gummy bears.

He picked up his bag and opened it only to drop it right after. He swore he saw it move. Which was cool but it could be some thing evil. He waited staring intently at the dropped bag waiting for something to happen. 'Slugger' moved and twitched a couple times before a bird came shooting out of it and out the window frantically.



"What? A bird?" Lavi asked incredulously and snapped his head back to the bag to see a squirrel scamper out of it, onto his desk and out the window as well. The redhead stood there for a few moments trying to process what he'd seen.

"Shit, I owe Lenalee an apology." He said after a while slapping a hand to his forehead.

"I can't believe Slugger 'ate' a bird and a squirrel."