Hot Damn 21

Hey guys! I'm so sorry for the long absence. You're probably just about ready to come storm my house and tear me apart. Heh…anyways, I've successfully survived 3 weeks of school and right now I'm neglecting my study material for I have 3 tests tomorrow and another on Tuesday just to write this big chapter for all of you. So if I fail it's on your heads! Just kidding but if I do fail I will cry. Thanks for sticking with me and thanks to all who went and read Prone to Tenacity in my absence. So, onto the point, please enjoy Chapter 21 of Hot Damn!

NOTE: You know; I really love writing Tyki.

WARNING: BAD LANUAGE. Madness ensues.

DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura.

Twenty one: I hate prom

"FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM!" Lavi screamed as he jumped of the school statue and into the fountain.

"L-Lavi…" Allen stuttered as he wiped the water off his face.

"Oh, he's just excited. He's done this every year." Lenalee informed with a smile.

"Really? Wouldn't the school have done anything about it?" Allen asked as he watched Kanda strangle Lavi since the redhead thought it'd be fun to splash the male.

"Nah, they quit trying after a while. They figured, what the heck, he's gonna do it anyways." The Chinese girl replied with a shrug.

"So every year, after the last exam, Lavi runs out, climbs on the school statue and jumps off of it into the fountain as a sign of his freedom?" The white haired boy said with a skeptical look.

"That just about sums it up." Lenalee said with a small laugh as Lavi pulled Kanda into the fountain with him.

"Why do I hang out with him again?" Allen asked out loud.

"I ask that myself every day. Come on, let's go stop Kanda before he kills Lavi."

Allen nodded in agreement. That blue shade of Lavi's face wasn't healthy.

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"Ahaha! That was fun!" Lavi said with a giant smile spread across his face. He crossed his arms behind his head as he walked along the sidewalk. They were heading back to his place to dry off and mess around the rest of the day since they got off early.

"No, that wasn't fucking fun you stupid rabbit. Because of you I'm goddamned wet." Kanda growled trying to wring out the water in his hair. Oh what he would give to wipe that shit eating grin off the rabbit's face.

"Aww! All fun and no play makes Yuu-pon a sour boy!" Lavi exclaimed happily.

"I'll happily hang you from the basket ball nets." Kanda hissed.

"Well, it's a week till prom guys and I haven't a worry in the world." The redhead stated loudly. As he rounded the corner towards his house.

"Is that right?" A voice drawled.

Lavi froze on the spot. He wanted to turn around and run the other way but his feet felt like they had cinder blocks strapped to them.

"Oh shit." He whispered. Kanda frowned. He knew that voice anywhere. Heck, Lavi knew it like a death sentence.

"What's wrong dear Bunny Boy? I thought you'd be happy to see me!" The figure said with mock hurt. Allen peered around Kanda to see who it was and gasped.

"Oh no way." He muttered. He felt like running and hiding.

"Like hell!" Lavi shrieked grabbing slugger off his back and getting ready to swing.

"Why are you here?" Lenalee asked with a frown placing a hand on Lavi's shoulder.

"Ah, Miss Lee. Stunning as usual." The figure sauntered forward stopping a few feet away from the four.

"Oh cut the crap Mikk." Kanda said glaring.

"I was just trying to be polite, boy."

"Well you can take your 'politeness' and shove it up your ass." Kanda growled.

"Rude as usual. Well Bunny Boy, you seem to be doing well."

"Tyki Mikk. I thought I'd seen the last of your perverted mug." Lavi hissed unhappily. He glared at the tall Portuguese man. He had shoulder length curly hair and strange dark skin. In other words, to Lavi he was a complete creeper.

"Glad you remember me Lavi." Tyki countered.

A groan emitted from behind Kanda and the Japanese furrowed his brows. He reached behind him and dragged the white haired boy forward.

"The fuck's wrong with you now?" The Japanese asked unhappily.

"No!" Allen shrieked trying to hide behind the taller male again.

"What the hell's wrong with you? Stay still damn it!" Kanda growled trying to get Allen to stop squirming.

"Oh? Is that you, boy?" Tyki asked amused.

"No, no, no, NO! LET ME GO KANDA!" Allen screamed.

"My, my, how you've grown since I last saw you. But I figured by now you were dead, boy." The dark haired man smiled widely. It was creepy and it sent chills down Lavi's spine.

"Allen, you know him?" Lenalee asked worriedly.

"KNOW HIM? OF COURSE I DO! HE NEARLY KILLED ME!" Allen shouted fighting against Kanda's grip.

"He nearly what?" Kanda growled darkly.

"My dear boy, kill is a bit over exaggerating it!"

"NO IT IS NOT! YOU MADE A HOLE THROUGH ME! THROUGH MY FREAKING HEART FOR GOD'S SAKES! BLIMEY, IF THAT ISN'T NEARY KILLING ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PHSYCO PRICK!" The white haired boy panicked slightly.

"YOU DID WHAT TO MY LIL' BRIT?!" Lavi exclaimed angrily.

"Calm down Bunny boy, I wasn't trying to kill him. It was a little accident." Tyki waved it off.

"ACCIDENT? ACCIDENT? MY GOD'S YOU ARE BLIMEY!" Allen shrieked feeling Kanda's grip slacken.

"Allen…" Lenalee said concerned.

"I thought it was just Jasdevi here but now you are too! Who's next? Road? Lulubelle? Skin?" Gray eyes narrowed.

"Well aren't you fucking pissy Moyashi." Kanda said with a scowl.

"My name is Allen BaKanda!" The white haired boy exclaimed.

"You've made a sure bunch of friends haven't you boy? Well I'll just retreat for today. See you around, Bunny Boy." And with that Tyki walked down the sidewalk. Lavi watched the retreating back with a scowl.

"You've got some explaining to do Brit."

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"Let me get his straight. You met that creeper Mikk in Europe and you got into some unnamed feud with him and his family so he made a hole through your fucking heart and magically you're alive." Kanda said with a scowl. He was going to punch that creeper down to hell. Nobody messes with the brat but him.

The four had retreated back to Lenalee's garage since Lavi didn't really want to go back home anymore.

"Pretty much. I don't know how I lived but I did. I thought I'd never see him ever again." Allen muttered silently.

"That fucking sucks Brit." Lavi grumbled still unhappy to know that not only was Tyki back in town but he'd made a freaking hole through Allen's heart.

"Is your heart alright though?" Lenalee asked with open concern.

"Yeah. But suddenly I don't feel very safe." The white haired boy said sadly.

"You and me both Brit." Lavi replied. He'd have to carry around slugger with him more often. He ran his fingers through his still damp hair even after drying it off with the towels supplied by Lenalee.

"You think he'll show up at school?" Lenalee wondered out loud.

"Knowing that creeper he'll be there." Kanda said with a firm scowl.

"But what's the point? School's almost over anyways." Allen stated slumping in his seat on the couch.

"…Knowing him…he'll be at prom and somehow make it into our Graduation Ceremony." The redhead replied wanting to go die.

"Oh that's right, You and Kanda are graduating this year." The Chinese girl commented in realization.

"Yeah…I'm gonna miss jumping off that statue." Lavi stated with a small smile.

"You two are graduating?" The white haired boy asked bewilderedly.

Lavi nodded. "Yuu and I are both 19."

"And I'm 17." Lenalee added in.

"And I'm 16…" Allen said with a frown.

"Really now? Your white hair says different old man." Kanda said with a smirk.

"Go walk across the highway." Allen shot back with a frown.

"You two get along so nicely. You sure you won't take the Brit to prom?" Lavi asked teasingly.

"Fuck you." Kanda growled.

"Just checking. Well, if you don't take my offer on the Brit, I just might take him myself." The redhead stated with a smirk.

"Ugh…I hate prom." Allen groaned.