Hot Damn 22
Hey guys, sorry for my long absence. School's been keeping me busy. Feel free to throw bricks at me. xP Anyways, BIG, BIG thank you to all! Especially to uniFsky and Lonely Kitty; for your long and much appreciated reviews. And an extra huge thank you; to Kiri-Exorcist92 for giving me the honor of letting me write you a monologue featuring Lavi. (I should probably finish that, if she still wants it.) I really wanted to scrap this chapter but I kind of need to make the next chapter work, sorry if this is really bad. Enjoy everyone!
NOTE: Not one of my greatest but it's an update right?
WARNING: Language! Like always.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura. Starbucks is awesome but not mine.
Twenty Two: Totally
Saturday. 10:30am.
"NO! NEVER! ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Allen screamed from the other side of his bedroom door.
"Aww! Come on Brit!" Lavi whined pounding on the door.
"NO WAY! I'M NEVER GOING TO ASK KANDA TO THE DANCE!"
"But Allen! It's crucial that you do!" Lenalee reasoned while jiggling the door knob, trying to get it to open.
"CRUCIAL? BLIMEY, THE WORLD'S GONE MAD! I'M NEVER GOING TO ASK THAT PRICK OUT!" Allen shrieked pushing against the door harder since he felt it budge.
"Then you wanna go with me?" Lavi asked teasingly. No answer came. Lavi felt the weight against the door from the other side slacken. He pushed his way into the room to find Allen sitting on the ground.
"Allen?" Lenalee wondered aloud.
"I'd rather throw you to Tyki." The white haired boy grumbled pouting slightly.
"Now that's out of the question. I thought you had more love for me Brit!" Lavi cried with mock hurt.
"Get bent. And I'm not going to ask him." Allen muttered standing up.
"Then if Kanda asked you would you go?" The Chinese girl asked curiously.
Allen blushed. "…"
"Ah! You would wouldn't you?" Lenalee stated questioningly with a wide smile spread across her face.
"What's this? Lil' Brit wants Yu-pon to ask him?" Lavi piped in excitedly.
"W-who'd want to go with that jerk anyways?" Allen stuttered crossing his arms stubbornly.
"You do!" The redhead informed.
"…Lavi, I swear I will throw you at Tyki."
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Kanda scowled deeply. He hadn't had the best morning in the world. Since God loved him oh-so-fucking much, he'd woken up to the damned happy rays of sun and the ever pleasant sound of walls being sledge hammered. Oh, yes, one of his 'neighbors' were having their complex redone. He didn't bother to yell at the stupid bastard, he'd do it later.
He cursed as he stepped out of the building; he wanted to stay in his room all day so he wouldn't have to see the rabbit or anybody else. His cell phone rang loudly. Kanda reached into his pocket grabbing the small device, turned it off and shoved it back into his pocket. He knew it was Lavi so he didn't bother to answer. He already knew what the rabbit was going to ask. He wasn't going to take the brat to prom…as much as this nagging feeling wanted him to.
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"Yu-pon's being anti-social." Lavi whined snapping his phone shut.
"If the prick wants to be anti-social, then let him be." Allen said with a frown.
"Aww, that's not nice Brit!" Lavi scolded with a grin.
"And it's not nice that the two of you TIED ME TO A BLOODY CHAIR!" The white haired boy fumed.
"It was for you own good Allen." Lenalee replied with a sweet tone.
"I think God is punishing me for my misdeeds." Allen said with a sour voice.
"Aww! I feel so special! Al just called me God!" The redhead exclaimed.
"I WASN'T CALLING YOU GOD!" Allen hissed angrily.
"Well, I'm going to go track down Kanda. Lavi you stay here and hold down the fort." Lenalee stated standing up and walking out of her garage.
"Aye, aye Captain!" Lavi called back with a mock salute.
Allen rolled his eyes. It was going to be a long day.
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Kanda walked through the part with a scowl firmly planted on his face. He'd thrown his coffee that he paid an unfair amount of 5 bucks for at Starbucks into the trash. There was absolutely nothing to do and he refused to go back to his apartment.
"Kanda!" Lenalee called after him running towards him.
"Shit." Kanda growled under his breath. He kept walking.
"Kanda! ANSWER ME!" Lenalee exclaimed trying to keep up with the Japanese.
"Tch. What?" He asked unhappily.
"Come on! We're going back to the garage." The Chinese stepped in front of the tall male stopping him from walking.
"Fuck no, where there's the garage and you, there's the rabbit and the brat." Kanda stated with a scowl. He was bored yes, but he wasn't stupid.
"Aww! Come on! I promise I won't try anything funny!" Lenalee whined putting on a puppy look.
Kanda twitched and turned around walking towards what he tried to avoid. If the rabbit tried anything, all hell would break loose. Kanda could guarantee that.
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"Yu!" Lavi cried happily flying through the air towards said person.
Kanda side stepped the redhead and Lavi face-planted with the floor.
"Aww! Yu! What you do that for?" Lavi asked with a pout.
The Japanese didn't answer and plopped down onto the couch. He furrowed his brows when he saw the brat tied to a chair.
"I'm not even going to ask why you're strapped to that chair brat." Kanda stated staring at Allen with a bored look.
"Good, cause I wouldn't bother sharing." Allen retorted. "Lavi! Untie me already!"
"No way Brit!" The redhead replied walking over and ungracefully falling onto the couch beside Kanda.
"Prick." Allen huffed.
"Takes one to know one Moyashi." Kanda said rolling his eyes.
"If I weren't tied to this bloody chair I'd whack you one." The white haired boy hissed tugging at the ropes.
"But you are, so fuck you." The Japanese retorted.
"Ugh! You're insufferable."
"And you're annoying."
"Boys! Sheesh, just listening to you two make's me want to shove rags in your mouths just to shut you up." Lenalee chided with a frown.
"Che."
"Aww, is Yu-pon upset because Lenalee broke up your argument with the Brit?" Lavi teased jabbing a finger at Kanda.
"Don't touch me fag. I might catch your retard germs." Kanda grumbled slapping away Lavi's hand.
"Ouch! Harsh much Yu?" The redhead pouted.
"Fuck you."
"Will somebody untie me already? I think I'm ready to go crazy!" Allen exclaimed kicking his feet.
"Pfft, you wish Brit. We haven't even gotten to the fun part!" Lavi said with a grin.
"Please tell me you're not letting Kanda throw darts at me." The white haired boy groaned.
"As much fun as that would be, I'm fresh out of darts." Lavi replied. "Instead you and Kanda here are going to talk out your differences."
"Fuck no. I'm not talking out my fucking differences with a brat. Who said I even had fucking differences with him? I just don't fucking like him." Kanda growled exchanging glares with Allen.
"Just do it." Lenalee ordered standing by Allen.
"If the twat doesn't want to then let him go be his anti-social self." Allen huffed looking away.
"Too bad!" Lenalee chirped.
"The Brit gets to start! What don't you like about Yu-pon?" Lavi asked scooting away from the Japanese a bit.
"He's rude and insufferable but he's made that pretty obvious." The white haired boy said with a frown.
"And you're annoying and a total pain in the ass." Kanda hissed.
"Wow, progress." Lenalee stated sarcastically tapping her fingers along the chair. Lavi rolled his eyes.
"Fine, Al, what do you like about Yu-pon?" The redhead questioned leaning back onto the couch.
"…Are you kidding me? Apparently you're not so do you want honest or honest in the terms of completely lying to you?" Allen asked glaring daggers at Kanda.
"The first one." Lenalee supplied.
"Then I have nothing to say." The white haired boy said looking away. If he glared at Kanda any longer then The Japanese would probably kill something inside of him.
"Helpful…okay Yu-pon your turn!" Lavi beamed looking expectantly at his friend. But then again expecting something out of Yu was never a good thing. When teachers expect things out of him they end up with verbal scars or physical bloody noses. Either way it's not a good thing.
"You think I like something about midget over there?" Kanda scoffed. "Keep dreaming rabbit."
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING MIDGET?" Allen hissed trying once more to break free of his binds.
"I think it'd be easier if we just let them at each other. Who knows? Maybe Kanda will turn the fight into something else." Lavi commented in temporal defeat.
"Probably." Lenalee answered as she watched the two scream at each other. "Good thing Komui isn't home. He'd most likely break out his oversized drill."
"Well we're running outta time so what'll it be? Defeat or war?" The redhead inquired standing up seeing as how Kanda was ready to kill.
"Hmm…I say war…without the nuclear bombs." The Chinese girl replied crossing her arms.
"So you're saying we go ambush?" Lavi asked.
"Oh yeah, all we've been doing lately is frontal attack, it's getting boring don't you think?"
"Totally."