Episode 3
~HOSTS~
Brackentail- A brown tom with amber eyes. Has black paws and a black tail.
Frostpelt- A white she-cat with blue eyes.
Shadowclaw- A black tom with green eyes.
Azureflower- A blue-black she-cat with blue eyes. Has one white paw.
~CO-HOSTS~
Starpaw- A short grey she-cat with green eyes
Dovepaw- A dark grey she-cat with green eyes
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or Azureflower. I do own Brackentail, Frostpelt, Shadowclaw, Starpaw and Dovepaw.
Brackentail walks up to the microphone and nods to the camera.
"Hello and welcome to…"
Brackentail looks around. The others are sitting in silence, eating cookies. "Ahem.."
Frostpelt puts down her cookie and looks at Brackentail. "What?"
" You and Shadowclaw were supposed to say warriors truth or dare! Remember? We planned this yesterday! " Brackentail growled.
Shadowclaw grumbled with a mouthful of cookies, " Make it more clear next time then."
Brackentail sighed and gestured for the two cats to come with him. "Let's try this again."
The three cats walked up to the camera. "3,2,1, Hi everyone and welcome back to…"
Frostpelt and Shadowclaw exchanged an exasperated glace then halfheartedly meowed, "warriors truth or dare.."
Brackentail rolled his eyes then exclaimed, "Good enough! Today we have two new co-hosts! Welcome to the show, Starpaw and Dovepaw!
A small grey she-cat ran to the microphone and squealed " it's such an honour to be here! thankyou thankyou thankyou! I'm Starpaw!"
A darker she-cat stepped up next to her and meowed, "I'm Dovepaw. Not like Dovewing Dovepaw, just like Dovepaw."
Frostpelt snorted, "That was the most confusing sentence ever."
Dovepaw whipped around and glared at Frostpelt. Frostpelt stuck out her tongue.
Brackentail glared at both of them then quickly started talking again. " Today we also have a new host! Welcome to the studio, Azureflower!"
Azureflower walks on stage. "Hi, everyone. I'm glad to be here."
"oOoOoOoOh" Shadowclaw purrs, "She's pretty."
"Concentrate!" Brackentail and Azureflower hiss at the same time. Surprised, Brackentail looked at her.
"I thought I would be the only sensible one on the show." He meowed, rolling his eyes.
"I feel you. Don't worry." She purred.
Shadowclaw growled at Brackentail.
"I'll say the first one today. We finally have dares!"
Starpaw cheers and jumps onto Dovepaw. "Get off!" Dovepaw hisses.
"Our first dare today is from catspider12. He has dared Firestar to cuddle with a twoleg! Let's go get him!"
Brackentail pauses dramatically. He looks around and sighs. "Do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?"
Azureflower meows "I'll go!" and grins at Brackentail cheekily.
Shadowclaw sits up. "I-i'll go with you!" he stammers.
"Okay, let's go." The two cats walk out.
"Ahem." Dovepaw runs in front of the two cats. "The clans live in that direction," She said, rolling her eyes while pointing backwards.
"Right!" Azureflower says, turning the other way. Shadowclaw followed dreamily.
The two cats walked back in after a few minutes with Firstar following closely behind, whining. "Why do I have to do this?"
"Stop complaining!" Azureflower hissed. To Brackentail she whispered, "I HATE Firestar."
"Me too." He whispered. "Thanks a bunch, catspider12"
Straigting up at looking at Firestar, he spoke. "Firestar, you have been dared-"
"Dared?" Firestar interrupted. "What's that?"
Frostpelt sighed. "Nobody knows who we are, Brackentail." She said, exasperated.
"Let's send down a TV to the clans to watch our show, how about?"
"Sounds good. Can it be a bomb?"
"Frostpelt."
"Fine."
Brackentail continued, "You have been dared to cuddle with a twoleg."
"A twoleg?" Firestar screeched.
"Yes, a twoleg" Frostpelt rolled her eyes as she spoke. "Let's just get it over with. I bought more cookies for afterwards."
"Cookies?" Starpaw squealed.
"Are they shortbread?" Dovepaw asked
"Guys!" Brackentail yowled. "It's much too crowded. Everyone but AZUREFLOWER go to the break room!"
The cats grumbled and walked away.
"Okay Firestar, let's start," Azureflower said, grabbing him
Azureflower pushed Firstar into their magical teleporter.
"Wait, when did we get this?" Brackentail asked.
"We never got it. It's magical." Azureflower's response was.
On the screen that we never noticed was behind them, we can see Firestar standing outside a twoleg den. He wails at the front door until a twoleg opens the door. It looks like a twoleg kit. Firstar yelps in horror as the kit reaches down and picks him up. It brings him closer and cuddles him, squealing. Firestar freezes, letting the kit cuddle and squeeze him. He then leaps away screaming in terror. The screen turns black.
Azureflower is giggling when the camera turns back to the two cats. "That was great!" She laughs.
Brackentail is trying not to laugh but he starts laughing too. "Shadowclaw!" he meows while laughing. He pauses and retains himself. "Shadowclaw, can you read out the next one?"
Frostpelt runs out screaming of the break room "WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!" She yells.
Brackentail glared at her."Frostpelt, what did I say in our talk last episode?" Brackentail said, annoyed.
Frostpelt nodded and pulled out a bazooka. She then points it at Shadowclaw who squeals and runs behind Dovepaw.
Dovepaw growls "scardey cat."
"I am not!" Shadowclaw protests.
Brackentail sighs "Not THAT bit, Frostpelt. The other one."
Frostpelt raises an eyebrow and snorts. "Okay, just let me know when."
Shadowclaw sighs and comes up to Brackentail. "I'll read the paper if we ever want the episode to start."
Brackentail nodded and stepped back.
"Guest has Truthed Ferncloud to answer a question. Enter Ferncloud!"
Ferncloud walks into the studio through the magical teleporter.
"Much easier." Brackentail nods at Frostpelt.
"Ferncloud!" Brackentail says. "You have been truthed."
"Okay," She responds. "I'm ready."
"Guest has asked- why do your kits keep dying and why the heck did Foxleap and Icecloud die young? "
Ferncloud pauses. " My kits die because they are weak. I breed to create powerful offspring to rule the clan. Weaklings are not permitted. Foxleap and Icecloud died because see above.
"Let's get her out of here?" Starpaw whispered.
"Yes."
Brackentail walked into the studio. "Sorry I took so long. I lost the paper for the next dare."
Frostpelt giggled. " You missed out on the cookies." She was sitting next to Azurflower
Brackentail sighed. Starpaw then came skipping up to him. She leant close and whispered in his ear. "Sure!" he replied.
"WHAT? UNFAIR!" Dovepaw exclaimed, overhearing.
Starpaw walked up to the microphone and grinned. "Our next dare is from guest again! He's dared Shadowclaw to hold the infinity gauntlet and snap his fingers to kill off half of Thunderclan."
Shadowclaw grins. "I see what he means by there being waaaaaaaaaaay too many cats. I counted, there are FORTY-FOUR cats!" He meows, "So let's get started." Shadowclaw put on the infinity gauntlet and snapped his fingers. The screen turned on, showing the Thunderclan camp.
The Thunderclan cats not dead are frozen in horror. 22 cats in Thunderclan died instantly, falling to the floor. Shadowclaw chose the cats to die. They were;
Bramblestar, because he sucks
Squirrelflight, because she had kits and Yellowfang said she couldn't.
Leafpool, because she had kits
Brackenfur, because he's so old now
Brightheart, because she should've died in the 5th book
Thornclaw, because he sucks
Birchfall, because he became so annoying
Berrynose, because he acts like he's god.
Mousewhisker, because I hate his name
Poppyfrost, because she's Berrynose's mate.
Brairlight, because she's not useful.
Bumblestripe, because he gets in the way of DovexTiger.
Molewhisker, because his name also sucks.
Dewnose, because I don't know who that is.
Leafshade, because they have the same name as Leafpool.
Daisy, because all she does is complain
Blossomfall, Stemkit and Eaglekit, because her littermates died and I'm evil
Ivypool, because she got so jealous of Dovewing
Graystripe, because he should be dead.
Millie, because I might as well kill her if her children and mate are dead. She also didn't take a warrior name.
The cats in the camp are rushing around wailing. "Bramblestar's dead!"
Shadowclaw grins. "Now that's better!"
He quickly turns off the screen. The camera turns towards the other hosts.
Dovepaw is sitting with Frostpelt.
"It's not fair!" She griped.
Frostpelt grinned. "Do you want to use my bazooka?"
Dovepaw furrowed her brow.
Frostpelt corrected herself, " Umm, I meant do you want to talk about it?"
"Not really, Frostpelt. Not to you."
A scream interrupted them and they saw Starpaw run in and yell " HEY, I got cookies!"
Dovepaw and Frostpelt exchanged glances and dug into the cookies with Starpaw. Azureflower screeched and ran over.
Across the room, Brackentail turned to Shadowclaw. "Let's leave the she-cats to it. Do you want to announce the next dare? "
"Nope! I want cookies!" Shadowclaw announced as he ran across the room. With his mouth full of cookies, he yelled something back to Brackentail. He nodded.
"Okay, then i'll say the next one." Brackentail said, looking at the paper, "This one sucks! I'm doing my own dare. I made it up myself."
Brackentail looked around to see if anyone was interested. He sighed and kept reading, " I dare Lionheart and Whitestorm to battle each other. With bazookas… Wait. FROSTPELT!"
Frostpelt was busy eating cookies so she yelled back "WHAT? IM EATING COOKIES!
"DID YOU ADD THE BAZOOKA BART?"
"YES! YOUR DARE WAS BORING!"
Brackentail raises a metaphorical eyebrow and says "It is more interesting, I guess. Let's get the cats. Starpaw!"
Starpaw quickly darts over and Brackentail tells her what to do. She nods and says "Sure! I'll be back soon!"
Starpaw runs into the magical teleporter and runs back out a few seconds later. "I'm back!" She yowls
Lionheart and Whitestorm walk out from behind Starpaw, looking confused. Lionheart turns to face the cats and asks, "What are we doing here? I was about to beat Bluestar!"
Frostpelt struts up, irritated. "Seriously? Does nobody watch our show? We sent you guys a TV!
"A TV?" Whitestorm echoes confusedly, "So it wasn't a bomb?"
Frostpelt rolls her eyes and tells him it wasn't.
Whitestorm paused. "So it wouldn't have blown up?
Frostpelt sighed longingly. "Oh, I wish."
Whitestorm looks nervously at Lionheart and hides behind him.
Brackentail stared at Whitestorm, "Let's get started, shall we? Lionheart, Whitestorm." He meowed, addressing the warriors.
They both turned to look at him. Lionheart raised his eyebrow.
Brackentail takes a deep breath before reading the dare. "You have been dared to battle each other-"
Frostpelt quickly interrupts and finishes the dare. "WITH BAZOOKAS!"
Lionheart stammers, "O-Okay."
Dovepaw excitedly looked around and announced, "Let's go!"
Frostpelt, surprised, meows quickly, " When did Dovepaw arrive? I told her to get more cookies!"
Dovepaw glares at her and hisses. "I did."
"Then where are they?"
Dovepaw grins. "I ate them."
Frostpelt growls, "I wanted those." She spat and quickly leapt at Dovepaw.
Shadowclaw leaps at Frostpelt, tackling her to the ground.
"Shadowclaw! Where did you come from?" Brackentail exclaims.
Shadowclaw rolled his eyes. " I went to find a place for the battle. I told you this before I ate the cookies. I'll take these four." He meows, irritated.
"Four?"Bracentail echoed.
"Four. I'm not letting Dovepaw kill Frostpelt! Just stay with Starpaw."
"Okay.."
Shadowclaw pushes the four cats into the teleporter and follows them.
An hour later the cats who went with Shadowclaw walked back into the room. Starpaw circled Dovepaw excitedly and pestered her. "Who won, who won, who won, who won, who won?"
Dovepaw tripped her and hissed "Shut up!"
Starpaw pestered Frostpelt instead. "Who won, who won, who won, who won, who won-"
"Lionheart." Frostpelt smiled.
Lionheart stumbled over, very burnt. "Can I go home now?" He asked.
Frostpelt said back straight away, "Can I go on a date with you?
"What?" Lionheart meowed
"What?" Frostpelt said back straight away.
Brackentail quickly grabs Frostpelt away and calls over his shoulder, "Yep! Go home!"
The other cats follow him quickly, except Starpaw.
"How do I get home?" Lionheart calls after him.
"Oh, yeah. I'll take you home." Starpaw meowed. She unlocked the teleporter and pushed him in.
Everyone is back at the studio. Brackentail is in front of the camera. " Okay, everyone! That's all we have time for today! Have an awesome day-"
"And comment your truths or dares!"
Brackentail, interrupted by Frostpelt, looks at his paper and continues. "...and comment your truths or dares-"
"And we'll see you guys next time!"
Brackentail glares at Frostpelt. "...and we'll see you guys next time."
Everyone in the room is silent for a moment.
"Frostpelt, you seriously need to stop stealing my script."
The screen blackens and you hear Frostpelt whining that she never gets any lines, then you hear Shadowclaw yell, "Goodbye!"