Hot damn 23

HOLY $H!Z. My Gods, word of advice to all of you, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GET doomshuriken mad. Seriously, if you want to keep your guts long enough to see tomorrow don't do it! (Jk Jk, You know I love ya Doom.) Anyways, super sugary fluffy Yullen loaded thanks to all! You guys never fail to put a smile on my face! I hope to get at least 200 reviews for Hot Damn by the time it's over. SO REVIEW! It saddens me to say but I think Hot Damn will come to a close in about 4-8 chapters. So when it does end lets end it with a BANG! If Hot Damn meets at least 250 I'll consider a sequel! So HOT DAMN TO YOU ALL AND ENJOY!

WARNING: Language, boy/boyness, slight OOCness, super epic cliffhanger. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. LONG CHAPTERS ARE LONG.

DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura (I hope you recover from your health issues.)

Twenty three: Lucky you

Allen grumbled annoyed. After three hours of torture (AKA being tied to a chair and arguing with Kanda that almost led up to his sudden death) he'd been untied and he'd broke out into a straight sprint home.

Cross was out AGAIN. Who knows when he'll be back? Allen didn't care; it could be months before the drunken ass came back.

He was hoping to get some quiet before the door bell rang.

"Ugh, I swear to god, if that's Lavi or Lenalee…" He trailed off.

Marching down the steps he came to the front door and looked through the peek hole. He frowned when nobody was there. Allen opened the door and looked outside.

"Looking for some one?" A voice drawled. The white haired boy jumped and whipped his head around to the left.

"BLIMEY! MIKK!" Allen shrieked noticing that the tall Portuguese was leaning against the porch wall.

"Hello to you too." Tyki drawled sarcastically.

"Why are you here?" The white haired boy hissed grabbing the umbrella that was beside the door.

"Why? I can't talk to an old friend without a reason? And put down that umbrella you're going to take an eye out." The dark skinned man stated gesturing at the object in Allen's hand.

"I'm not your bloody friend! He grumbled putting the umbrella back but in close reach just in case.

"Such harsh words and after all the good times we had." Tyki said with mock hurt.

"Good times my arse Mikk. Having a hand through your heart isn't a good thing in case you didn't know. But I guess that's expected of and total prick like you." Allen growled.

"If I promise not to reap your poor heart again will you have a civilized conversation with me? Without the umbrella?" The dark haired man questioned.

"Maybe. But you're not coming into my house. How in God's name did you even find my house?" Allen stated slightly exasperated. As Tyki was about to answer his question he stopped him. "You know what? I don't want to know."

Tyki clicked his mouth shut taking a seat on the porch bench gesturing Allen to take a seat. The white haired boy shut the door behind him and warily took a seat beside the older male. He made sure to sit as far away as possible.

"You're probably wondering what brings me here." The taller male stated grabbing a lighter from his pocket and flipping it open and closed repeatedly.

"That'd be nice to know." Allen muttered rolling his eyes.

"Yes, wouldn't you like to know—don't give me that look boy, I'm getting to my point. Anyways, I'd appreciate it if you could get me some time alone with my dear bunny boy if you don't mind." Tyki said aloud snapping his lighted closed with a click.

"…My God's you are barmy. Are you on something? Because I really don't socialize with druggies…unless Kanda does drugs which I'm pretty sure about since he smells funny sometimes…then he's an exception—off topic. Anyways, what makes you think I could get you and Lavi together…alone…? Because I'm pretty sure he thinks you're psycho. Wait, why am I even talking about this with you?" The white haired boy rambled on.

"Are you quite done?" Tyki asked staring at Allen.

"Yes. If you want to make things right with Lavi so badly then go work it out with him. I don't want to be dragged into this, I already have my own problems." Allen retorted. He felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. He grabbed it and flipped it open accepting the text message he'd received.

To: Lil' Brit

From: Super cool ninja rabbit

Heyo Brit! Sorry about tying you to the chair thing. Anyways, 4 more days till prom! So keep your head up and look sharp. You never know what's gonna get thrown at you. Or you're gonna get thrown at. ;)

Allen twitched and snapped his phone shut.

"Seems to me bunny boy hasn't changed." Tyki whistled. Allen jumped whipping his head to the left to see Mikk right beside him.

"Holy—Mikk! Stop doing that!" The white haired boy shrieked.

"But it's so much fun, boy." Tyki smirked.

"GO HOME MIKK!"

--

"The damned brat went home like…2 fucking hours ago. Why the hell do I have to stay?" Kanda growled crossing his arms. He glared at his friends blocking the exits. Lenalee was at the door leading into the house and Lavi was pacing along the garage door.

"Because. I'm gonna get Brit to come back here." Lavi replied faking a march.

"You tied him to a fucking chair. What makes you think he'll come back?" The Japanese questioned looking skeptical.

"Well, we promised no more tying him to a chair…or anything." Lenalee added flipping through a magazine. "I just text him so he'll be here soon."

"Just wait for it." Lavi bubbled flashing a grin at his friend on the couch.

"Stop giving me that look, it'll give me a fucking cavity and then I'll have to go to some idiotic dentist that probably doesn't even know hat he's doing and I'll have to resist the urge to bite his fingers off." Kanda grumbled.

"...So very graphic." Lavi replied sheepishly.

Kanda sank into the couch slightly contemplating on whether to tackle Lavi and make a break for it or pick Lenalee up, dump her on the couch and leave.

"You might as well just stick around. You know you want to." Mini Lavi chided in his head.

"No." Kanda hissed back.

"Kanda and Allen sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g!" teased the voice.

Kanda twitched utterly disturbed. "If I could, I'd take your skinny little neck and wring it out, and then I'd send you through a meat slicer."

"Ouch, harsh man." The voice cringed.

"Good." Kanda grumbled. A few moments ticked by in silence.

"Okay, I'm here, there better not be any rope or chairs." Allen called into the garage. Lenalee perked up dropping her magazine and skipping over to Allen.

"Hey there Al!" The Chinese girl chirped.

"Hello. Lavi, after what you did to me, I shouldn't be telling you this but as a gentleman—shut up Kanda—I thought I'd let you know that you should keep your guard up, Mikk is planning on going rabbit hunting." The white haired boy warned nonchalantly.

Lavi paled. "Oh shit." He shuddered before linking arms with the shorter boy.

"Well, I totally saw that coming so I'll just have to carry Slugger around with me more often." Lavi sighed.

"That was nice of you Allen." Lenalee smiled linking her arm with Allen's other.

Allen quirked his brow in suspicion. He started walking with Lavi and Lenalee closer to the couch where Kanda was sitting in boredom.

Lavi looked over at Lenalee and winked, mouthing "One…two…three…toss!" They threw an unsuspecting Allen who squeaked at Kanda.

"What the fu--?" Kanda started but was cut off by a pair of lips crashing down onto his.

"Bulls eye!" Lavi cheered pumping a fist into the air.

Kanda twitched pushing the smaller boy off him.

"What the fucking hell was that?" Kanda snarled.

Allen sat on the floor blushing stammering.

"Don't blame Al Kanda." Lenalee beamed smiling in fangirl goodness.

"I will fucking murder all of you." The Japanese growled grabbing Allen's wrist. "And I'll start with the brat."

And with that he dragged the dazed white haired boy out of the garage leaving Lavi and Lenalee with Cheshire cat grins on their faces.

Poor boys didn't know what hit them.

--

"K-Kanda!" Allen yelled trying to keep up with the taller male while being dragged along; blush still evident on his face. He noticed they were in the park but no one seemed to be around. Even that fact being so, he was dragged into a grouping of trees.

"Let go!" He demanded tugging at his wrist. He gasped when he felt his back meet a tree and hands roughly pushing his shoulders to keep him in place.

"What're you--?" The white haired boy began but never finished finding a lips crashing onto his once more.

"Shut up. Why the fuck do you make me so fucking angry? That idiotic rabbit pisses me off but you; you make me want to go kill and entire population of people for absolutely no reason." Kanda snarled angrily venom lacing his tone.

Allen watched with small hints of fear in his glassy gray eyes. He'd never seen the older male so mad. Not when Lavi spread those pictures through out the school, not when he was forced to take him on a date, not when Lenalee threatened him with a nonexistent photo of him patting his head while he was sick, no, not like this, never.

"Ever since you came along with your stupid old man hair, and your goddamned British accent, you've been pissing me off and I don't know why." The Japanese hissed.

"K-Kanda…l-let go." Allen winced. He'd have a couple bruises there in the morning.

"How about no." It was more of a statement.

Allen frowned and furrowed his brows in annoyance. He slowly lifted his arms and grabbed Kanda's forearms.

"What's your problem all of a sudden?" He questioned pushing against the latter slightly.

"If you were listening you would've figured it out." The Japanese growled.

"Yeah, I get it! You don't like me! Why are you making such a big deal out of it? For all I know, if you didn't like someone you wouldn't bother wasting your time with them!" Tears welled up glazing his gray eyes. "So what's so special about me? Why are you wasting your time on me? What do you want?"

Kanda grit his teeth. Allen frowned at the lack of answer.

"What do you want from me?" He tried again.

Kanda whispered something inaudibly making Allen strain to hear.

"What?" The white haired boy questioned eyes widening.

"Are you an idiot? I said…I want you." Kanda's grip slackened slightly, enough for Allen to get free.

The shorter boy stared at the Japanese with dumb shock written all over his face.

"I…thought you hated me…"

"Che, fucking idiotic Moyashi." The taller male scoffed looking away.

Allen leaned against the tree thinking over what he'd just heard. A wide spread smile bloomed across his face and he launched himself at Kanda wrapping his arms around the older male catching him off guard once more.

"Oi, what the fuck?" Kanda asked.

"Thank you." The shorter teen said into the latter's shirt.

"Tch."

"So…what now?" Allen inquired looking up.

Kanda stared down at a pair of gray eyes.

"Either you get fucking taller fast or I'll have to stop growing. And I am not gonna stop growing." The Japanese retorted.

"Jerk." Allen mumbled. "…I know you don't like prom…but you wanna go with me for kicks? I mean, since you're graduating and all."

"Moyashi, are you asking me out?" Kanda asked with a smirk.

"As embarrassing as it is…yes." He hid his face in Kanda's shirt again.

"Well you suck at it. Fuck, I just lost a bet." The older male grumbled.

"So…that a yes?"

"I'm just gonna say lucky you."

And Allen smiled like he never smiled before, nothing else mattered, not even Lavi and his stupid plans. But that doesn't mean he won't get him back later.