Episode 4

DISCLAIMER: I don't own warriors or Azureflower. I DO own Frostpelt, Brackentail, Shadowclaw, Dovepaw and Starpaw.

WAHOO! New episode! Sorry, I've been pretty busy! Darn school work. It's like they don't want me to write silly stories about cats eating cookies. Huh. Anyway, on with the episode!

I'm pretty sure you know I don't own warriors by my writing style and age but anyway, TIME TO READ!

~Hosts~

Brackentail- A brown tom with amber eyes. Has black paws and a black tail.

Frostpelt- A white she-cat with blue eyes.

Shadowclaw- A black tom with green eyes.

Azureflower- A blue-black she-cat with blue eyes. Has one white paw.

~Co-Hosts~

Starpaw- A short grey she-cat with green eyes

Dovepaw- A dark grey she-cat with green eyes

"Hello everybody! And welcome back to-"

"Hey!"

Frostpelt turned around and hissed at Brackentail. "What?"

"I promised Dovepaw she could do it today." Dovepaw glared at Frostpelt as Brackentail spoke.

"Ugh, jeez, fine. Starpaw!"

Starpaw quickly came running. "Yes?"

"Go get cookies."

"Okay! Can I have some!?"

"Uuuuum… " Starpaw gave her puppy dog eyes, even though she's a cat. "Uugh fine." She growled.

Starpaw cheered and ran off.

"Let's start, please."

Dovepaw, with a smug look on her face, walked up to the microphone. "Hello everyone, and welcome back to warriors truth or dare! The show you all love to watch and review! Yay! Today we have 3 beautiful dares and/or truths for the warriors cats. Let's start."

Brackentail continued as Dovepaw walked off. "Our first dare is to get Tigerstar to eat a cat. Wait, Frostpelt?"

Frostpelt hissed for 45 seconds without taking a breath. "Okay… never mind." Brackentail muttered.

"That's what I thought," said Frostpelt, her mouth full of cookies.

Dovepaw snorted. "You look like a chipmunk, Frostpelt."

They both hissed at each other for 2 minutes then realised Azureflower had come and stolen their cookies. They both hissed at Azureflower until she screeched and ran away, dropping the cookies.

Brackentail rolled his eyes and continued. "Okay... So our first dare is For Tigerstar to eat a cat. Shadowclaw?"

"Yep?" Shadowclaw said, magically appearing.

"Who do you want Tigerstar to eat?"

"I'll think about it." he meowed. Azureflower winked at him. "Okay, I thought about it. Let him eat Berrynose. Annoying furball."

"I think he's cute!" Azureflower protested.

"Really?" Shadowclaw said. "Really, I thought I was cute Azureflower. This is why we aren't going to work. Goodbye."

"Ummm…" Azureflower looked confused. "Since when were we a thing Shadowclaw?"

"Since last night. In my dreams."

She sighed and winked at him. Shadowclaw gasped and sighed lovingly.

"Go get cookies," Azureflower said. She looked at Brackentail, clearly annoyed. "And i'll go get Tigerstar and Berrynose."

She walked into the teleporter and came back out holding Berrynose and Tigerstar by the ear. "Stop complaining, Berrynose or I swear to Star clan I will go get my chainsaw-"

She trailed off as she caught all the other hosts glaring at her. Except for Frostpelt. She was eating cookies. "Mmm... Deez ar gud.." She mumbled.

"Let's start." Said Brackentail. "Tigerstar, you have been dared to eat Berrynose."

"Eat?" Tigerstar exclaimed. "That's disgusting!"

"Too bad!" Sneered Dovepaw.

"Fine," Tigerstar said. He started to eat Berrynose.

Starpaw screeched and ran to cover up the camera but accidentally knocked it over. "Oops!" She said. "Brackentail, technical difficulties!."

The camera kept getting tossed around. "The theories have been confirmed!" Frostpelt screeched "Tigerstar is a cannibal!1!"

"Get him out of here then!" Dovepaw yelled. "He"ll eat us all!"

The camera goes black, then turns back on.

"Okay, here we go. Next time be more careful, Starpaw."

Starpaw bowed her head. "Okay. Our next dare is for Hollyleaf to eat a cup of salt. Good."

Brackentail raised an eyebrow.

"Hollyleaf sucks," said Starpaw.

"You sound like Dovepaw!" Frostpelt exclaimed.

"Nah, I like Hollyleaf." Dovepaw told her.

"Well, I don't!" Frostpelt hissed and leapt at Starpaw.

"Frostpelt! I don't like Hollyleaf either! You're supposed to leap at Dovepaw!" Starpaw exclaimed, dodging her claws.

Shadowclaw magically appeared again and dragged Frostpelt off Starpaw. "There." He said.

"What's this? Fighting? In a clan? That is unacceptable!" A voice screeched.

Both Frostpelt and Starpaw screeched back and leapt at the newcomer, Hollyleaf.

"Okay, stop!" Brackentail yowled. The cats stopped."Hollyleaf, welcome to Warriors truth or Dare."

"Warriors Truth or Dare? Preposterous! It must be shut down!"

Brackentail sighed and held her down. "Hollyleaf, you must eat a cup of salt."

She squirmed. "Will you let me go if I do?"

Brackentail nodded. Hollyleaf sighed in relief. Frostpelt hissed at Hollyleaf. Azureflower hissed at Frostpelt. Dovepaw leapt at Azureflower and screeched "REVENGE FOR MY COOKIES!"

Hollyleaf quickly grabbed a cup of salt and ate it, then ran to the magical teleporter, 0.0472 seconds before Azureflower threw her chainsaw at her. "And stay out!" Frostpelt yelled, even though she wasn't in the room anymore.

Shadowclaw appeared on top of Frostpelt, looking just as surprised as she did. "What?" He yelped as she slapped him.

Starpaw ran up to the microphone. "I'm saying this one!" She announced gleefully.

"The next one is from catspider12 and he has truthed… ugh. Firestar. I'm starting to dislike him too."

Azureflower cheered.

"Anyway, he's asked Firestar if he actually loves Sandstorm and not Spottedleaf. Let's go get him!"

Shadowclaw magically appears on top of Starpaw. "Buzz off!" She yells.

"Sor-ee" He mutters, walking to get Firestar.

Firestar walks in, looking very nervous. Frostpelt leaps at him but is intercepted by Azureflower. "Later!" She hisses at her.

"Hi, Firestar!" Brackentail meows."You've got a truth to answer!"

"Oh dear! Not this show again. Do i have to go back to that twoleg?"

Azureflower, Frostpelt, Starpaw and Dovepaw nod collectively until Brackentail glares at them. "Bossy." Dovepaw growls.

"No, Firestar, you don't. You just have to answer a question." He looks relieved.

"Thank star clan."

"Can i say the question?" Starpaw pipes up.

"No. Firestar, Do you love Sandstorm?"

"Yes! She's my mate!" He says.

"So you DON'T love Spottedleaf?" He pushes.

"W-what? Of course not."

"What about the dream dates you two have?"

Firestar freezes, mouth open.

"WHAT?" Sandstorm yowls, leaping at Firestar.

Starpaw and Dovepaw scream.

"How did she get in here?" Azureflower screamed.

"I don't care, just get her out before the show isn't PG!" Frostpelt screeched.

Shadowclaw appears and drags Sandstorm away before she murders Firestar.

"I guess that's all we have time for, see you guys next time, bye!" Brackentail hurriedly meows.

The screen goes black.