Hot Damn 24
Hai Gaiz. Lot's to say so be patient with me please. First off; HOT DAMN. Seriously, no joke. 206 fucking reviews. Goddamn I love you all. Big Hot Damn thanks to each and every single one of you. I hope you all know you're special, because seriously you totally should. To doomshuriken, Lonely Kitty, uniFsky, KiriExorcist92, aviantei, SilentKiller1, mimicsmaze, Whisperypath, artist-girl731, seaturtlesrox, Koru Da Fern Princess, Lala-tan, Lady Sakura of the Fated, and babo123; I send my thanks and gratitude for your reviews for chapter 23, as well as all the favorites and alerts. As I mentioned before, HD will come to an end very soon. Instead of some sappy short worded epilogue I will make a Sequel for HD. My drive to start this sequel will be fueled even more if Hot Damn reaches the very proud number of 250 reviews (maybe even more). So without further ado, I give you Hot Damn chapter 24, enjoy!
SPECIAL NOTE FROM MOI: I was planning to put this chapter up as a Christmas present to all of you but something came up and I didn't have a chance to finish this and get it up. Also the sequel will have to be postponed for a while because I have midterms and a shitload of stuff in February but I'll try my best! SORRY FOR THE DELAY!
WARNING: Language, madness ensues, don't shoot me, I'm bad at picking out suit combos, BOY/BOY. Lucky. Srsly, no joke. Don't like? Well then I'm very sorry to hear that. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura (PLEASE, PLEASE GET BETTER AND UPDATE DGM!)
Twenty Four: Would you like me to repeat that then?
"No Lenalee. Absolutely not." Allen huffed crossing his arms like a stubborn 6 year old.
"Yeah, Brit's right on this one. You must have finally snapped if you seriously want us to go there with you." Lavi agreed with the shorter boy next to him.
Kanda agreed silently in his own way. Whenever they went there with Lenalee they barely made it out alive.
"Come on! You guys are blowing it way out of proportion!" The Chinese girl announced waving her arms around, several bangles on her wrists clinking against each other.
"Out of proportion Lenalee? About a hundred years ago they said man would never walk on the moon! That was blowing it out of proportion!" Lavi argued.
"The Mall isn't like it's a death sentence." Lenalee huffed.
"You're right; it's a one-way ticket to hell." The redhead countered.
"Come on! Please? Do it for me?" Lenalee pouted.
"No." Came the deadpan answer from the three boys simultaneously.
"Fine, I didn't want to have to do this…KOMUI!" She shrieked shrilly. Lavi's eyes, er, eye widened and he ran over to the screaming girl and slapped a hand over her mouth.
"OKAY! OKAY! WE'LL GO!" He said panicked.
"Good." The Chinese girl replied with a smile.
"LENALEE! MY DEAR SISTER! WHAT'S WRONG?" Komui cried as he flung open the door connecting the garage to the house.
"Oh no, it's nothing Brother. Just a false alarm!" She stated sweetly with a smile that Komui couldn't not trust. But to the three boys looking utterly defeated, it was the face of the Devil in heels.
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"Lenalee! Please!" Allen whined trying to get his friend to stop fixing the clothes she'd picked out for him.
"Okay, okay! Now you look perfect!" She complied clasping her hands together to look at Allen. "So, how do you feel?"
"Lenalee, as much as I love wearing my dress shirt, vest and slacks, I cannot come to fully appreciate the stuffiness of this suit." He replied bluntly pulling at the tight tie around his neck. He preferred his red ribbon a lot better.
"But you wear those all the time! And it's so boring. And it's an absolute 'no', if you went to prom dressed like you are everyday." The Chinese girl scolded.
"Ugh…" Allen bowed his head in defeat. "Well if you're going to make me wear a suit or some form of formal clothing, could it be something less stuffy and choking and more comfortable and let's me breath?"
"Aww…but you look so good in that suit!" She waved her hand at his outfit; a white jacket, a light red dress shirt with a black tie, white slacks and black dress shoes. "But if you don't like it very much, I'll go get something more comfortable for you!" And with that she skipped off out of the changing rooms.
Allen sighed heavily. He looked over at Kanda and Lavi who stared back at him piteously. Well, at least Lavi did. Kanda looked like he was enjoying his pain. The two were lucky, Lenalee had outfits for them in mind and had already picked them out, tossed them at the two and shoved them into a changing stall. When they came out she was absolutely pleased.
Lavi got a black jacket, shoes and slacks and a crimson red dress shirt. And under the jacket; a white vest and tie to put it all together. Simple but it really brought out the redness of his hair. Of course Lenalee made him take off his bandana around his forehead. Kanda got almost the same as Lavi but no vest. All black except his dress shirt. Dark blue, just like a summer night sky. It made Allen notice the blue in his eyes he never saw. And an absolute first, Kanda with a low ponytail instead of a high one.
But Allen, Lenalee decided she'd give him a little more attention. Which he really didn't want. The Chinese girl danced back in shoved Allen and a pile of clothes into a dressing stall, slamming it shut.
"Try those on!" She called over the door.
After a few moments and a couple interesting bangs and curses, the white haired boy emerged from the stall. Lavi looked impressed and slightly shocked. Kanda, he tried to hide his surprise and failed…miserably. Lenalee stared in awe.
"I'm such a fashion genius." She praised herself.
Allen straightened the tie around his neck and stood up straight just noticing his friends' stares.
"Erm…How do I look?" He asked unsurely.
"Fuck Yuu. You are one lucky bastard." Lavi commented trying to rip his eyes away from the shorter boy.
Kanda just kept staring not providing an answer. Allen dawned a red tie, black dress shirt and shoes and a white jacket and slacks.
"Are they comfortable?" Lenalee questioned.
"Surprisingly, yeah, they do." Allen replied tugging at the hem of the jacket sleeve.
"Well then, since I've now finished with you, it's time my focus shifted back over to those two." She said evilly looking over at Lavi and Kanda.
"What? I thought you finished with us!" Lavi whined.
"Yeah, for the prom! Now I have to get you outfits for the graduation after party." The Chinese girl replied off handedly.
"What about you? What about your clothes?" The redhead asked trying to change the subject.
"Oh, I already have my outfits for both the prom, graduation and the after party." Lenalee stated giving Allen a light push back into the stall.
"Wait, what? You're not even graduating!" Lavi said confused.
"I know, but I volunteered Allen and myself to call up the Graduates to come and get their diplomas." She said with a sly smirk.
"You did what?" Allen called from inside the stall. Several crashes were head before the white haired boy emerged from the stall with the clothes.
"Yup, so that way we can watch those two Graduate front and center!" The Chinese beamed happily. "Make us proud boys!"
"Fucking joy to the world." Kanda growled.
"Hey, Yuu? I think I believe in God now…and I think he hates me." Lavi whispered distressed.
"Oh grow up!" Lenalee scolded rolling her eyes.
"You're not going to put us in more suits are you?" Lavi cringed as he asked.
"Nope, not this time. I have Allen's outfits for grad and after too; I got them a while back because I just knew he'd look perfect in them!" The Chinese girl beamed happily.
"Great…" Allen said sheepishly trying not to sound sarcastic for politeness.
"Yup! So for the after party it's just casual since, I mean, the graduates are shipping off to college so they'd at least want a rocking night wearing clothes other than suits and gowns." Lenalee explained signaling her friends to go and pay at the counter.
"Of course. Lavi chipped in unenthusiastically.
Allen frowned. That was right. Kanda and Lavi were going off to college. Soon Lenalee would too. They wouldn't get much time with each other anymore. And after some time, they'd probably split up completely.
"Oi, Moyashi." Kanda snapped breaking Allen out of his train of thought.
"My name's Allen…" He mumbled.
"Whatever, quit daydreaming and let's go." The taller male jabbed his thumb in the direction of their other friends waiting by the store entrance.
"Yeah…"
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Tyki was bored, with a capitol 'B'. He wandered through the mall aimlessly. He couldn't take much more of his 'family' at home. Jasdevi were playing free-range paintball in the foyer and Rhode was running around bothering the maids to play dress up with her. He sighed heavily.
"Man...Where's my dear bunny boy when I need some entertainment?" He grumbled to himself. Just then he heard the unmistakable wail of a very familiar bunny. He scanned the crowd and saw the bitchy-she male punching his bunny. Despite his displeasure he smirked albeit a little happily.
"Speak of the bunny and he shall appear." The Portuguese mumbled moving in on his target.
Such a joyous chance, no?
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"Jeebus, Yuu, what was that for?" Lavi whined rubbing the back of his head where the Japanese had oh-so-kindly landed and not-so-kind hit.
"For being annoying, rabbit." Kanda shot back.
"Humph. I'm going to go get something to drink. Anybody want anything?" Lavi questioned.
"Nope, we're good." Lenalee chirped speaking for Allen as well. Lavi looked at the shorter boy for confirmation and he nodded in reply agreeing to what Lenalee said. Then he shifted his stare over at Kanda, who frowned as his reply.
"Okay then, I'll meet you guys in front of…where ever you're going…" The redhead stated turning around to head over to the food court.
"Hurry back, I still need to pick your outfit out, but I'll start with Kanda." The Chinese girl called after the boy.
"Yes ma'am!" And with that he sauntered away with a wave.
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"Fuck, Yuu didn't have to hit me that hard." Lavi huffed nursing his head while walking over to the ever-so flamboyant 'Orange Julius'.
He paid for his strawberry banana smoothie flashing a grin at the cute cashier making her swoon. Oh yes, he still had it.
"Tsk tsk, hitting on girls bunny boy? I'm hurt." Lavi choked whirling around to be met with a Cheshire cat grin in his face.
"HOLY SHIT!" Lavi shrieked non-too manly backing away.
"We're in a public place bunny boy, you should use your inside voice." Tyki commented amusedly.
"Up yours, Tyki." Lavi shot back coughing.
"And I thought you'd be happy to see me." Tyki said with mock hurt.
"Fucking creeper." Lavi muttered. Tyki pretended not to hear that.
"Walk with me will you?" The Portuguese man asked with a smile.
Lavi glared at the taller male cautiously inching forward to 'walk' with him.
"Oh don't be such a prat." Tyki said rolling his eyes.
"Don't like it? Too bad, so shove it." Lavi bit back.
"You're such a child, bunny boy." The taller male replied half-heartedly.
"At least I'm not a pedo." Lavi grumbled annoyed.
Tyki rolled his eyes dramatically.
"What do you want anyways?" The redhead asked keeping his distance from the older male.
"To talk. Not that we aren't doing that anyways-don't look at me like that bunny boy. I know we haven't gotten along the greatest in the past-I heard that. Anyways I think it'd be best if we got along better." The Portuguese rambled cutting himself off to add a remark back at Lavi's comments.
"Did your mother drop you on your head a lot when you were a kid?" Lavi questioned in a dead pan tone.
"Oh cut that out. And no she didn't…she dropped a flower pot on me." Tyki replied. Lavi stared at him.
"I'm kidding." The taller male sighed.
"Oh really? Cause, I was actually starting to believe that." The red head said throwing out his finished drink.
The two walked in silence for a while and it was starting to bother Lavi. Bastard said he wanted to walk and talk. They were walking but what happened to the talking? Fuck him. Lavi was grumbling to himself inside his head not realizing that Tyki had taken the chance to swoop down to throw him over his shoulder.
"Ack! What the fuck? Damn it Tyki, PUT ME DOWN." Lavi yelled as he kicked his legs in mid air while pounding his hands onto the Portuguese's back.
"Oh calm down and stop hitting me. You're acting like a child." Tyki said as he winced.
"A child?" Lavi sputtered. He stopped. "Fuck you Tyki! PUT ME DOWN."
"Nope."
And shit hit the wall.
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After a couple hundred stares and mothers telling their children not to look, Lavi was finally set down but not exactly where he wanted. Why? Because he was in a SMALL change room WITH Tyki Mikk, the craziest fucker on the face of the planet. Well maybe not as crazy as Yuu but still.
"And why am I in here of all places?" Lavi asked glaring daggers at Tyki.
"It was this or the bathroom. Unless you'd like to take it out to my car." The taller male replied with a shrug.
Lavi felt his eye twitch.
"Move." He growled. Tyki was standing in front of the door that was LOCKED.
"Nah. Then I couldn't do this." Tyki leaned forward as Lavi was about to argue but never got the chance.
Green eyes widened in open shock as Tyki had him pinned against the wall inside a change room KISSING him. He mentally slapped himself hoping he'd wake up but sadly he was awake.
The Portuguese leaned away smirking.
"Y-you…you did NOT just kiss me." Lavi stammered scrambling away from the other.
"Would you like me to repeat that then?" Tyki asked leaning forward again.
"G-get away." The redhead stumbled over his words wishing he could just shrink.
"I'm hurt, bunny boy." The Portuguese commented giving a chaste kiss on the lips.
Lavi turned red and pushed Tyki away, unlocking the change room door and dashing out of the store, hand over his mouth.
Tyki stepped out watching him run with a smile on his face.