Episode 5
~HOSTS~
Brackentail- A brown tom with amber eyes. Has black paws and a black tail.
Frostpelt- A white she-cat with blue eyes.
Shadowclaw- A black tom with green eyes.
Azureflower- A blue-black she-cat with blue eyes. Has one white paw.
Catspider- A tortoiseshell tabby she-cat with green eyes.
~CO-HOSTS~
Starpaw- A short grey she-cat with green eyes
Dovepaw- A dark grey she-cat with green eyes
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, or Azureflower and Catspider. I DO own Frostpelt, Shadowclaw, Brackentail, Starpaw and Dovepaw
Hey guys! I'm going to try to write about a chapter per week, hopefully posting every Sunday. Sorry it took me so long to post! I accidentally put my document in the bin :(
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this episode! Make sure to comment your hosts and dares. 3
A cheerful voice perks up as the camera turns on. "Hello everybody! Welcome back to…"
Frostpelt sighs and yells halfheartedly, "Warriors truth or dare..."
Brackentail growled at her. "Nice, Frostpelt. Anyway, today we have 3 more truths for-"
"And dares." A voice cuts in. A tortoiseshell tabby walks up to the microphone. "Hey everyone, I'm Catspider. Thanks for the intro, Brackentail." She meows sarcastically.
"I was getting to it! SOME people actually stick to a script, y'know!"
Starpaw bounced up excitedly. "Who's this?" She squealed.
"I'm Catspider, sweetie. I just said it."
"Okay! Brackentail, I'm saying the first one like you promised!"
"Wh- oh. Okay..." Brackentail stammers.
"Today, our first dare today is from Azureflower."
Azureflower twirls and grins.
"She's dared Heathertail to divorce Breezepelt, spit in his face, marry Lionblaze, act super in love for an hour and remarry Breezepelt after slapping him in the face. Harsh.."
"Nothing's too harsh for Heathertail." Dovepaw points out, walking up to the camera.
"Let's go get her!" Yowls Azureflower, sprinting towards the magical teleporter.
"Wait!" Brackentail called after her, but she'd already gone to get Heathertail.
Catspider looked shocked then suggested getting cookies.
"Cookies!" Frotspelt yowled. "Yes!"
All the hosts sat down to eat the newly bought shortbread cookies. Except for Brackentail. Brackentail is a party pooper. "I am not!" He protests.
"You aren't what?" Frostelt questions him.
"Nothing!" He meows. "Look, Azureflower's back!"
The hosts all turn around to see Azureflower holding a chainsaw to Heathertail's neck while dragging her to the camera. "Come on, hurry up!" She hisses to the hosts.
Starpaw, still excited, dashed up to Heathertail. "Hi!" She squealed
Heathertail hissed at Starpaw before looking at Brackentail. Starpaw shrieked and ran away. She glared at him. "I hope you have a good reason for kidnapping me in the middle of a patrol!"
"Oh, we do." Dovepaw told her.
"Heathertail, you have to divorce Breezepelt, spit in his face, marry Lionblaze, act super in love for an hour and remarry Breezepelt after slapping him in the face," Starpaw informed her, clearly recovered from her glare.
Heathertail sighed. "Do I have to remarry him?" she asked.
"No!" Azureflower hissed.
"No!" Catspider exclaimed.
"No!" Dovepaw yelled.
"No!" Starpaw yowled, catching on.
"No!" Said Shadowclaw as he magically appeared.
"No!" Frostpelt meowed with a cheeky grin on her face.
"Augh! I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!" Brackentail screamed. "Yes, Heathertail. YOU HAVE TO REMARRY HIM!"
Heathertail sighed. "Let's get this over with." Frostpelt jumped up and shoved her into the magical teleporter.
Heathertail walked up to Breezepelt.
"Hey honey, how was patrol?" He purred.
"I'm breaking up with you, Breezepelt."
"Wha-" He was cut off as Heathertail spat in his face.
"Eww! Gross!" He yowled. "Get away from me!"
Heathertail then ran over to Thunderclan territory. "Lionblaze!" She said.
Lionblaze turned around and attacked her. "Lionblaze?" She yelped.
"Heathertail, I don't want to marry you! You asked me yesterday!"
"Too bad!" She said, force-feeding him a love potion.
"Ooooh, Heathertail let's get married!" He purred.
"Yes, let's!" She purred back. They both went to Windclan territory and acted super in love in front of Breezepelt. Breezepelt seemed mad but it was hard to tell.
"Breezepelt I want to get married again," Heathertail announced.
"Wha-" Said Lionblaze.
"Sure!" Said Breezepelt.
She slapped Breezepelt. "Let's get married then!"
Rubbing his cheek, he nodded. The screen went black.
All the female hosts stared in awe with their mouths open. "I for sure thought she'd need a second love potion for Breezepelt." Frostpelt murmured.
"He's pretty desperate," Catspider added.
Azureflower just exploded.
Shadowclaw appeared. "I'll go get her from the Dark forest?"
Brackentail nodded.
Azureflower and Shadowclaw appeared out of thin air. "I'm back!" Azureflower announced.
Catspider sighed. "I thought I'd get a bit of peace and quiet for once."
"Nope!" Azureflower chirped.
Dovepaw and Starpaw exchanged glances and Brackentail yowled. "Everybody, to the break room! Starpaw, Dovepaw, stay here, okay?"
Frostpelt snorted and walked away. Azureflower followed reluctantly and Catspider trailed behind her. Shadowclaw just disappeared.
"That's better," Brackentail said. "The next dare is from Hazelfeather of ThunderClan and it seems that she wants us to genderbend the three." Brackentail paused.
Dovepaw raised her eyebrows expectantly. "Well?"
"I don't know how to do that!" Brackentail said defensively. "Let's get Shadowclaw to do it!"
Shadowclaw magically appeared in front of the two cats. "I heard my name!" He yowled, making the two she-cats scream in terror.
"What the heck!" Dovepaw screeched at him.
"Not cool!" Starpaw shrilled.
"Sor-ee" Shadowclaw muttered. "Anyway, what do you want me to do?"
"You see," Brackentail explained. "We need you to genderbend the three."
"Which three?"
"The one with Hollyleaf."
Starpaw and Dovepaw grinned and looked at each other. "Awesome!" Starpaw beamed.
Shadowclaw snapped his fingers* (can cats snap their fingers? Well, now they can.) and the screen behind them turned on.
The screen turns on to the Thunderclan camp. We can see Jayfeather walking out of camp to go gathering herbs. Lionblaze goes out shortly after to go hunting. Hollyleaf is nowhere to be seen.
A scream rings through the forest. The camera zooms in on Jayfeather and Lionblaze.
"JAYFEATHER YOU JUST TURNED INTO A GIRL!" Lionblaze shrieked.
He paused and looked down at his paws. "OMG SO DID I!" He yowled.
"Lionblaze, shut up." Jayfeather snapped. "We are gathering herbs. Don't think I didn't hear you and Hollyleaf planning to prank me today."
"This isn't a prank!" Lionblaze squeaked.
"Yeah, right," said Jayfeather. "Have fun being 'a girl' today."
He snorted and grabbed the juniper berries off the bush in front of them.
The screen turned off.
Starpaw sighed. "I expected so much more." She meowed flatly.
"What did you expect? Jayfeather is blind AND grumpy." Dovepaw told her.
"HE IS NOT!" Frostpelt yowled, jumping on Dovepaw.
"I. Can't. Breathe!" Dovepaw hissed. "Your butt is SQUISHING my FACE!" She shoved Frostpelt off her.
"Next dare!" Brackentail announced before shoving Frostpelt into the break room.
"It's actually a truth," Catspider informed him.
"Out!" He scowled. "The next TRUTH is from AcornpounceQueenOfDeKitties. Sorry we took so long to get to your dare! So we need to get Leafpool in here to ask her a question!"
"I've got it!" Starpaw yowled, throwing herself at the teleporter. "Ow!" She yelped.
Dovepaw giggled. "I forgot to mention we added a glass door in front of the teleporter, didn't I?"
Starpaw glared at her then opened the door and disappeared. She reappeared pushing Leafpool.
"Come on! Hurry up!"
Leafpool looked around and paused. "Where am I?" she queried
All the hosts ran to her and yowled. "WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!"
Leafpool screeched in terror and jumped backwards.
"Hi, Leafpool. Welcome to warriors truth or dare. You have to answer a question truthfully and then you can go back to wherever you live." Brackentail broke in.
Leafpool paused and then nodded. "Okay, I'm ready."
"Leafpool do you-"
"Ooh, ooh, ooh! Brackentail!" Frostpelt meowed. "Can I pleeease say it?" She pleaded.
"FIne." He took a step back.
Frostpelt bounced on the spot, ate a cookie and then began. "Leafpool do you like kittypet food?"
Leafpool froze with her mouth open. "O-of course not! Just because my father was a kittypet-"
"That's not why they asked!" sang Starpaw.
"Leafpool, if you don't like kittypet food, why did you go into the cage when you were an apprentice?"
"The clan was starving! Stop beating me up about this!" She hissed.
Brackentail glared at Azureflower. "She said to stop beating her up!"
Azureflower sighed and stopped cutting off Leafpool's toenails with her chainsaw.
"Thank you." He said.
Leafpool growled, "I'll be going now." She ran towards the teleporter.
"Should we warn her?" Starpaw whispered.
"Let her deal with it." Dovepaw whispered back.
Leafpool yowled as she ran into the glass door and got knocked out.
"That's all we have time for!" Brackentail addressed the camera. "Thank you for watching, make sure to review, and we'll see you guys next time!"
"Bye!" Starpaw and Dovepaw chimed
"I'm calling an ambulance now" Starpaw whispered to Azureflower.
You can hear Starpaw calling an ambulance for Leafpool as the screen goes black...
AUTHORS NOTE:
Hope you enjoyed!
So, I'm starting a new series of warriors. It's called the Thunder Clan's next generation and I'm not really sure what it's going to be about at this point. I need ideas and characters so if you have any, just give me a message/ review.