Episode 6

Hi everyone! Surprise, I'm not dead! :) I had a lot of assessments due in the past weeks and it was very chaotic and I didn't get much time to write. These episodes actually take ages to write, about two hours each. With dance on, that makes it very hard to get time. So sorry about that, I'll try to write more often.

"Hello and welcome back to Warriors Truth or Dare!" Brackentail smiled.

"Warriors Truth or Dare!" Frostpelt yowled, running out of the break room.

She looked at Brackentail and growled. "Did you start without me? Seriously?"

Brackentail sighed. "I thought we'd get one normal intro without you."

Frostpelt grinned. "Nope! You can never get rid of me!"

Dovepaw chimed in. "She's like a fly!" She purred, looking at Frostpelt.

"An annoying fly!" Azureflower added.

Catspider grinned and yelled. "Yeah! Buzz off, Frostpelt."

"I am not!" Frostpelt snarled.

Brackentail sighed and yowled. "Quiet! This is Warriors Truth or Dare! Not let's roast Frostpelt!"

He paused and muttered under his breath. "No matter how much I wish it was."

"Pardon?" Frostpelt gasped. "I am the most amazing bit-"

"Okay!" Brackentail interrupted. "Let's keep it PG! Today our first dare is from Lynxstorm of Islandclan and they have truthed Berrynose. We have to ask him whether he likes Honeyfern or Poppyfrost."

"Who do you think he'll say?" Starpaw chirped.

"Poppyfrost." Dovepaw stated.

"What? No! He should choose Honeyfern!" Starpaw gasped.

"Honeyfern died!" She yowled.

"But he only chose Poppyfrost because Honeyfern died!" She shrieked.

"You guys! Cut it out, you're giving me a headache!" Catspider groaned.

"Um… Hello?" Berrynose gulped.

Frostpelt hissed at him. "What. Are. You. Doing here?"

Azureflower raised an eyebrow at Frostpelt. Frostpelt continued to glare at Berrynose.

Azureflower sighed when she realised she was going to have to use her chainsaw to get Frostpelt to listen.

Frostpelt took one look at her chainsaw and screamed.

"Hi everyone!" Shadowclaw grinned, magically appearing in front of Berrynose.

Berrynose screamed. "Don't eat me please!"

"Shadowclaw! Seriously?" Dovepaw hissed.

"Hi, Berrynose! We have a truth for you!" Brackentail meowed with a fake smile while glaring at the other hosts.

"Okay…. I mean… yeah, what….. What is it?" He stuttered.

"Berrynose, do you like Popp-"

"SAY HONEYFERN!" Starpaw screeched at him.

"HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK THE QUESTION YET, MOUSEBRAIN!" Dovepaw yowled to her sister.

"Oh." She raised her eyebrows. "Then what are you waiting for Brackentail?"

Brackentail visibly had to restrain himself from dragging the co-hosts out of the room. "You. Starpaw. I was waiting. For you."

Starpaw and Dovepaw exchanged nervous glances. Dovepaw turned and stuck her tongue out at Brackentail.

"Before I was so rudely interrupted, Berrynose, do you prefer Poppyfrost or Honeyfern?"

"Oh, well that's easy!"

The co-hosts leaned forwards expectantly.

"Before you make a decision," Catspider cut in. "I recommend that you take into consideration that both the she-cats are in the room."

"Erm…" Berrynose started to look a bit uncomfortable. "Cinderheart!"

"What?" Frostpelt and Azureflower screeched.

"Yep! Cinderheart! The cat, who is a girl. The cat that's a girl who I like!"

Dovepaw rolled her eyes. "Suuuuure."

Berrynose suddenly screeched. Poppyfrost had grabbed his tail and was dragging him towards home.

"Waaaaait! No! I don't wanna go hoooooooooooome….." Berrynose's wailing faded into the distance.

"Next dare!" Brackentail chirped.

"We are going to dare Scourge to kiss Tigerstar!" Azureflower broke in excitedly.

"Let's go get them!" Starpaw trilled.

She leapt towards the teleported as Dovepaw giggled quietly.

She landed right in front of the glass door. "Ha!" Starpaw meowed.

"Dang it…" Dovepaw sighed.

Starpaw opened the door and came back out with Scourge and Tigerstar.

"This show again?" Tigerstar hissed.

"Yep!" Frostpelt chirped.

"Do I have to eat Berrynose again? I don't want to. His fur tasted like shampoo and gel."

Dovepaw snorted. "What a surprise."

"No, Tigerstar. You just have to kiss Scourge."

"Hold up! I didn't sign up for this!" Scourge protested.

"Nobody did, baby. Sorry to break it to you." Catspider cooed at him.

"Don't talk to me like I'm a baby!" He yowled

"Then don't act like one!" Catspider growled.

"Come on!" Dovepaw meowed impatiently. "The quicker you kiss, the quicker we get cookies."

"Shhhh…" Starpaw whispered. "They aren't supposed to know about those."

"They are our little secret…" Frostpelt murmured.

Tigerstar sighed and kissed Scourge. The hosts expected them to pull away, but they stayed. The little kiss ended up morphing into a full-on french kiss.

"Ew!" Starpaw shrieked.

"There are children here!" Catspider grumped.

Brackentail took action and shoved the two cats into the teleporter. They all sighed in relief.

"Next dare!" Starpaw announced.

"That's my job!" Brackentail hissed.

"Not anymore!" She grinned. " We have a truth for Crowfeather! Enter Crowfeather!"

She looked around expectantly.

Brackentail sighed and turned to her. "Did you forget you have to go get the person?"

"She did!" Dovepaw hooted.

"Hey! I did not!" She yowled.

The bickering went on between the two sisters for a while and only ended when Shaowclaw magically appeared with Crowfeather.

"Hello!" Shadowclaw announced. "I'm here!"

"Great! We totally care!" Frostpelt gritted her teeth. "Now leave. Go to your boundless void or whatever."

He gasped in admiration. "You watch The Good Place too?"

Dovepaw hissed. "Fun fact! Shadowclaw needs to leave." She turned to the camera, addressing the audience. "Season 1, Episode 3 of the good place. You should watch it!"

Starpaw grinned at the camera. "Not sponsored!"

"Crowfeather, do you love Nightcloud? Or do you love Leafpool?"

He shrugged. "Leafpool."

Crowfeather snorted. "Why would I love Nightcloud? She's just so grumpy and irritat-"

He was cut of mid sentence as Nightcloud leaped at him, screaming.

"Call an ambulace!" Azureflower yelled.

"I can't! They blocked my number after Frostpelt used my phone to rpeort a stoled cookie!." Starpaw screamed.

"Don't blame me!" Frostpelt yowled. "Blame Dovepaw for stealing it!"

"Blame Frostpelt for caring so much about a cookie!" DOvepaw hissed.

Frostpelt leapt at Dovepaw to avenge her shortbread cookie, but missed and smashed into the camera. The screen immediately went black.

"I think you broke the camera…," Starpaw muttered.

"Good riddance!" Dovepaw meowed, walking away.

Brackentail quickly yelled at the camera. "Make sure to review! See you guys next time!"

You guys should watch The Good Place! It's seriously good.

Also, a big thanks to Lynxstorm of Islandclan for being so supportive and revewing so much! Every dare and truth in this episode is from them! Lynxstorm of Islandclan, if you'd like a host, i will definitely make one for you.

Anyway, make sure to review! I also don't really want more hosts, but if you want a co-host or security guard, etc, just let me know!

Go check out my other story! It's called Frost! I just started writing it, It's great! :)