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Music this chapter: Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
Chapter 4
BPOV
I quickly ate my lunch, thinking of the store I would be taking Edward to for a quickie. I can't believe I have been friends with him for years and not thought about what sex would be like with him. Now, that's all I can think about. His tongue, his hard…shit. Did I wear panties today? Nope. Aw hell. Stop thinking naughty thoughts, Bella, unless you want to slide of your seat!
I steered the conversation to my new job. Edward had managed to get me a job at the advertising firm he works for. His assistant quit and he knew I was getting bored during the day while I worked on writing my next book, so he offered me the job. His boss didn't mind that we were friends, so she quickly hired me.
As soon as we were done, Edward paid and claimed it as a business lunch since we did discuss work. He grabbed some of my bags and we walked to one of my favorite stores, La Petite Coquette. Some people may think it is ridiculous how much money I spend on lingerie, especially since I am currently going commando, but I can't help myself.
I grabbed a few things to try on and led Edward to the dressing rooms. As soon as I opened the door to one of the dressing rooms, I threw Edward in and shut it quickly. To my great pleasure, Edward took control and pushed me up against the door. Now I can watch him in the mirror! Score!
"Fuck Bella. You have no idea what you do to me." I reached down and found his obvious arousal.
"Oh, I think I have an idea." I have never been one for patience, so I hastily undid his pants and pulled them down. Why hello there lil' Eddie! "You naughty boy, Eddie. You went commando. What am I going to do with you?"
"I think I could come up with some…" Before he could finish his sentence, my hand grabbed his erection and began stroking him. "Do you like that Eddie?" Unable to speak, he only nodded. His eyes focused on mine and I winked at him before kneeling down in front of him. Our eyes remained locked as I took him in my mouth. He hissed as I swirled my tongue around the head before creating a steady rhythm with my mouth and hand.
"Shit…Bella…fuck…that feels…so…fuck" I hummed with pleasure at his words and continued my assault on his hard cock. His hands finally found their way to my head and shoulder and he guided me in a faster movement. We found a groove and he groaned as I let my teeth ever so lightly graze the underside of his dick.
I pulled him out of my mouth as I licked up the side of his erection, when I noticed his eyes were closed. "Now, Eddie. Don't you want to watch as you fuck my mouth? And don't you want to see me suck you dry?"
"Damn it Bella." His eyes bore into mine. "You are so fucking perfect." I smiled at him and kept my eyes on his as I went back to work on him. His movement became harder and faster and I knew it wouldn't take long. "Ungh…I'm so fucking close…" With that, I massaged his balls and sent him over the edge. I continued sucking until I had gotten every drop and released him.
He grabbed under my arms and pulled me up to a standing position. "You taste so good Edward." I purred to him.
"And now I want to get a taste of you." Gush! Shit. He hasn't even started and I am half-way to coming. Get a grip, Bella!
"I'm waiting Cullen." I smirked as I grabbed his hand and guided him to my wet core. He was stunned for a second, but recovered quickly.
"Oh, and who is the naughty one now?" With those words, he plunged a finger into me. I'm seeing stars. Holy Hell I'm seeing mother fucking stars.
"Oh, fuck…me…" I couldn't form a coherent sentence as he started to flick my clit.
"I'm planning on it, Bella." He whispered in my ear, allowing his lips to brush the lobe.
Just as another one of his fingers entered me, my phone began to ring.
It's Raining Men!
Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Amen!I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men!
Hallelujah!It's Raining Men!
Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
I groaned. "It's Emmett." Edward didn't stop his assault on my pussy. "Ignore it!" I went back to my happy place where only Edward and I existed with his fingers doing magical things to my clit.
It's Raining Men!
Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Amen!I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men!
Hallelujah!It's Raining Men!
Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
I grabbed my phone. "What the fuck do you want?!" Edward pulled his hand away from me and began to kiss my neck when I answered the phone.
"Aww…Hells Bells. I'm hurt." I rolled my eyes and looked at Edward, who gave me a mischievous look before plunging his fingers into me again, harder than before. I couldn't stifle the moan that came out.
I narrowed my eyes at Edward's innocent expression, but couldn't allow myself to make him stop.
"Is everything okay Belly?" Play it cool, Bella.
"Yeah, I…ugh…oh shit…I hit my foot on…ugh…something. What…damn it…do you want?" Phew. Two sentences!
Edward's movements began to pick up and the thrusts of his fingers in and out of me were beginning to become too much to handle. Just when I thought I couldn't take it anymore, his thumb found my clit again. I bit my lip to keep from screaming his name.
"You sound weird. Is Edward with you?"
"Uh huh."
"Well, you might want to have him look at your foot. It must hurt pretty badly for you to not be able to even talk."
"Uh huh."
"Okay…well, anyway. We're going to the bar tonight. Be back by 6."
"Uh huh." I hung up and threw the phone down just as I was going over the edge.
Edward sensed how close I was and whispered in my ear. "Come for me love. I want to feel you come on me and then I will lick all of you off of my fingers." And I lost it. I went flying over the edge and fell against Edward for support when my knees gave out.
Edward gave me a smug look and brought his fingers to his mouth, where he proceeded to lick my juices off.
"Fuck Edward. That wasn't fair." He laughed and pulled me in for a kiss.
We straightened ourselves up and I grabbed the items I had taken to try on. I ended up buying some thongs, boy shorts, and matching bras. Edward insisted I buy a pearl thong, so I added that to my purchase.
We continued shopping and chatting as though we were still just Edward and Bella, best friends. It was a nice feeling to know that nothing had changed. We were making our last purchase of the day when my phone began to ring again. It was the simple ring that told me it was our house phone.
"Word."
"Word to your motha." Jasper always sounded so silly saying this, but at least he knew the proper way to respond.
"Hey Jazz. If you are calling about to remind us about tonight, we are on our way."
"Um. Yeah. I'm calling about tonight, but I need to tell you that Emmett left out a pretty important part." Uh oh! This can't be good.
"Spill it. What's the fucknut hiding?" I glared at Edward, even though he had nothing to do with Emmett's stupidity.
"It's costume night at the bar and Emmett went out to get our costumes." I sighed. Well, it could be worse. At least it wasn't lesbian night. I had to make out with so many girls to get those three douche bags free drinks.
"Whatever. We'll be there at 6." I rolled my eyes.
"Oh, and he wanted me to remind you that you still owe him a blonde." I hung up the phone and turned to Edward, a plan formulating in my mind.
"Looks like we get to play dress up tonight. Maybe we can do some role-playing afterwards." I brushed up against him seductively. He shivered.
"And I'm guessing Emmett's in charge of the costumes?" Edward looked at me warily.
"Yep, I wonder if he's going to do the cheerleader and football players again or the stripper and businessmen." Edward shrugged as we began to walk toward the street Edward's car was parked.
As we passed by a couple of girls, I heard one yelling loudly at some guy who had apparently grabbed her ass. I turned to look at the confrontation and saw a gorgeous statuesque blonde woman glowering at the man. He said something that I couldn't hear, which caused her to punch him. I couldn't hold back my laughter and Edward muttered something about her being a crazy bitch.
"That's the kind of girl Emmett needs. She would kill him!" DING DING DING! We have a winner! Edward must have noticed the giddy look that appeared on my face because he looked at my questioningly.
"What are you thinking love?" I didn't answer. Instead, I walked to the blonde who was laughing with her friends.
"Hey. Nice job with that dickweed." She smiled at me.
"Thanks." A shorter girl next to her rushed up to me and held out her hand.
"Hi. I'm Alice." I took her hand and shook it.
"Bella. Are you part Chihuahua?" The blonde laughed and patted Alice on her head.
"Don't mind her. You get used to her spunkiness after a while. I'm Rosalie." I noticed she was looking between me and Edward as she spoke.
"Oh, this is Edward." Edward nodded, but didn't speak. Strange.
"So, I came over here to ask you a question."
"What's up?" She looked at me skeptically.
"It's a long story, but I was wondering if you guys would like to come to a bar tonight for costume night. I can explain why later, but if you could come I would be forever in your debt." Please say yes. Please say yes.
"Costumes! Rose, we have to go!" I noticed Alice was practically vibrating and wondering if I should look for her off switch.
"Sure, why not. We didn't have plans and this will just give Alice a chance to spend more money." Rosalie winked and put her hand on her friend's shoulder in an effort to calm her down.
"Alright. It is a place called Jake's. Here's the address. Be there around 8." I wrote down the address and Edward and I started back on our way to his car.
"I'm not even going to ask what that was about. I'll just assume it was something for Emmett and leave it at that." I gave him an evil grin.
"Good thinking. The less you know the better."
We made it home at 6 as requested, but Emmett was still not home with the costumes. I decided to take a shower while we waited. As soon as I walked out of the bathroom and into my bedroom I saw what I could only guess to be my costume laying on my bed.
I walked over to it and peered down at the scrap of fabric that was meant to cover my body.
"EMMETT! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"
Emmett rushed into my room. "What's wrong Bellsy? Need help getting your costume on?"
I pointed at the alleged costume while glaring at him. "Uh, explain!"
"Duh. Wizard of Oz is your favorite movie. I'm surprised you can't tell that's Dorothy's outfit." He reached into the bag that was also sitting on my bag and produced glittering red stripper heels. "See, I even got the ruby slippers for you."
"You are so in for it, Emmett." He feigned horror and bounced his way out of my room. "FUCKING MORON!"
I knew I had no choice in the matter, so I started getting dressed in the atrocity known as my Dorothy costume. I put on the blue and white plaid bra top adorned with red buttons and a white ruffle. The padding in the bra made my breasts practically spill out of the top. The skirt, and I use that term lightly, was also blue and white plaid with a white apron that went on top of it. A red bow adorned the skirt. He chose a pair of red lacy boy shorts to go under the skirt, white thigh highs and the horrible ruby slippers.
I went to the bathroom and put my hair in pigtails and used some blue and white plaid ties that were included with the outfit. I had to admit that I looked cute, but I didn't really want to be seen in public like this, let alone in a room full of drunk men.
I left my room to find the three guys and see what Emmett chose for them. "Are you fucking kidding me?! Where are your fucking costumes?" I was livid. They were all sitting in the living room in what looked like regular clothes.
"We ARE in our costumes, Bell-orthy." Emmett gestured to his outfit. "I'm the lion." He was wearing a dark brown button down shirt with khaki pants. "Jasper is the tin man." He pointed to Jasper, who was wearing a gray button down shirt and black pants. "And Edward is the scarecrow." He waved in Edward's direction, who was wearing a blue button down shirt and brown pants.
I looked at each one of them furiously. Edward was motionless on the couch as he stared at me in my costume. Emmett was bouncing off the walls in excitement mumbling about surely winning the costume contest. Jasper looked at me like he was afraid I was going to hit someone.
"Bella darlin. I personally think you look amazing in your costume. I think it was a good choice." I rolled my eyes.
"You don't think I'm wearing too much do you?" I couldn't help my sarcasm. I was infuriated that I had to wear the skimpy little thing while they were comfortable in practically their every day clothes. "Let's just get out of here before my dream to kill all of you and bury your bodies comes true."
We got into the cab the boys had called earlier. We all knew tonight would be a drinking night and didn't want to have to worry about a DD. Due to the lack of room in the back seat thanks to Emmett's fat ass, I ended up sitting on Edward's lap. As a way to relieve my anger, I decided to 'accidentally' grind on him as me made our way to the bar. Hi. Lil' Eddie. Sorry for taking this out on you. I will reward you later.
As soon as the cab stopped, Edward opened the door and shoved me out of the cab. I smiled innocently and turned to head into the bar.
Jake's is our favorite bar. It is a lot of fun and we have been going there for a few years. The only problem in that Jake is, or should I say was, one of my fuck buddies. Since Edward and I had made our deal earlier, I had not had a chance to tell either James or Jake that our arrangement was on hold. I didn't want to completely do away with it in case this whole thing with Edward didn't work.
I walked in with my three guys in tow and noticed that everyone turned our way. I was momentarily stunned and didn't know where I should go, but snapped out of it when I heard someone calling my name.
Before I knew it, I was in a tight hug and being twirled in the air. "Bella! I've missed you! I think we need to catch up tonight." Damn it. I'm not even going to get a good-bye fuck with him. Maybe I could tell Edward I owe Jake that much. He has always been so good to me…oh so good…no, can't think of that. Don't need to start the night with wet panties.
He set me down and I noticed Edward glowering at him. I rolled my eyes at Edward and pulled Jake to the side. "Listen. We're going to need to put things on hold for a while." He furrowed his brows, but smiled at me.
"No problem sweetie. I'm ready and waiting when you are. Now let me go get you guys some drinks." He swatted my butt as he walked to the bar.
Edward walked up, obviously curious about what happened with Jake. "It's all cool, Eddie. No other fuck buddies." He smiled and nodded as we walked to the table Emmett and Japer were sitting at. Jake brought over our drinks and we sat while watching people make fools of themselves dong karaoke. While the guys were distracted, I began to look around for Rosalie and Alice.
Just as I was about to give up hope, I saw Rosalie, Alice and some other girl walk in. Operation Get Emmet Back commencing.
A/N:Alright. Rosalie and Alice will become regulars now that they have been introduced and I think there might be a lemon in the next chapter, since my lovely reviewers were so nice about my first time. So, yeah. Review and let me know what you think. I have a few twists and turns to come, so keep reading.
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