One of the Guys Chapter 5, a twilight fanfic

Disclaimer: Twilight = don't own it or any of the amazing characters related to it. This plot, however, is all mine bitches.

Music this chapter: T.I. - Whatever You Like; Savage & Soulja Boy - Swing; Rick James - Super Freak; Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

Chapter 5

EPOV

I couldn't stop watching Bella all night. When she came out of her room in that tiny Dorothy costume, I almost threw her over the back of the couch and fucked her in front of Emmett and Jasper. Seeing her face red with anger just made her hotter. Shit. I have it bad.

All of a sudden I saw a devious grin appear on her face as she looked at the door. I turned to see the two girls from earlier today and some other chick. I saw the tall blonde, Rosalie I believe, chose to wear a very tight, tiny black dress with a deep v-neck that ended right in the valley of her breasts, plus a captain's hat.

The short one with black hair, Alice, was too cute in a black strapless dress, also too short for any normal girl to wear. It had flower accents and silver layers on the skirt. She turned slightly and I saw sheer wings on her back.

The other chick was not very original in a catholic school girl outfit. Don't get me wrong, it was hot, especially with her flame red hair in braids on either side of her head, but it wasn't anything spectacular.

Emmett and Jasper were too busy scoping out the bar to notice that Bella was preoccupied all of the sudden. She nodded to the girls and looked toward the bathroom. When she jumped up, she winked at me and mouthed 'don't say a word'.

I watched as the 3 girls walked to the bathroom to meet up with Bella. Emmett started talking about some girl he met the night before and how she liked it rough. I was amazed at yet another one of his conquest stories and started laughing as I heard him say, "And I was all like, slapping that ass, son" when I felt Bella sit back down next to me.

She leaned in slightly to me and whispered in my ear. "Just wait to laugh your fucking ass off." The evil look in her eyes reminded me I should never make her angry.

"So, Emmie, are you going to sing tonight?" Bella fluttered her eyes lashes and gave him a little pout that Emmett has never been able to say no to.

"Sure Belly ache. I would be happy to serenade you." Bella giggled. She's got something planned. I'm so turned on by this right now.

"Hells yeah. I get to pick the song, though." Em rolled his eyes and nodded in agreement. We started on another round of shots when Rosalie walked up to us. Emmett had his back to her at first, so she leaned over enough to brush up against him.

He looked to see who touched him and his eyes popped out of his head. "Well hellooooo there." She looked at him and gave him a half-smile before focusing on Bella.

In a low, seductive voice, she asked Bella to dance. "Hey, gorgeous. Will you come dance with me?" Emmett gasped and Bella smiled at Rosalie.

"Of course!" She jumped up and linked arms with Rosalie as they walked to the dance floor. As soon as they got to a spot where we could still see them without making it obvious they were dancing for us, or I should say Emmett, a new song started.

Emmett, Jasper, and I said a collective "Oh fuck" when we heard the song that was starting - Swing. This was one of Bella's favorite songs to dance to and I don't think any of us were prepared to see her dance with another girl to this song.

Oh poop shake that booty, move it like your tipsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING
Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING

Bella had her back to Rosalie with Rosalie's hands on her hips. They were grinding with each other and swaying their hips back and forth.

Uh oh, lean back, girl you got some mean racks
You got a mean ass and I really mean that
But can't you see, that I need a girl, that can move
Make her hips SWING - and - look - just like you
But come to think about it, I think this club is crowded
It's kinda hard to do your thing when everyone's surrounding
So let me form a circle everybody step back
I heard somebody yell "Savage where the chorus at?!"

Still dancing back to chest, Bella threw her arms behind her and leaned closer to Rosalie as Rosalie began to move her hands up and down Bella's sides. I noticed that both Jasper and Emmett shifted in their seats, then did the same. Down lil' Eddie. You can have a treat tonight if you can behave for a little while.

Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING
Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING

All of a sudden, the two girls were dropping to the floor and moving up together in perfect synchronization. I was mesmerized by their movements and didn't know how much longer I was going to be able to take it. Emmett looked like he was going to have a heart attack and Jasper motioned for more shots. I think he needed to find a way to calm down.

Uh oh, let it pop, ladies drop it like it's hot
Hell yeah, that's the spot, now bring it back to the top
Stop! Woah, now back it up, now back it up
Let it rise then watch it dump, shaking your junk in the trunk
And - I - like - the way you move it smoothly
Now why - don't - you move that booty - to - me
I'm tryna come up with some thoughts of attack,
until I heard somebody yellin' out "Savage where the chorus at?!"

I almost came when Bella turned around and slid her way down Rosalie while they continued to move with the music. The three of us guys shifted again at the sight.

Knees bent, ass out, come on push your ass out
(Let me see your hips swing)
Bring it up then back down, bring it up then back down
(Let me see your hips swing)
All my ladies on the floor, all my ladies on the floor
(Let me see your hips swing)
Pick it up then dip it low, pick it up then dip it low
(Let me see your hips swing)

Bella and Rosalie were still facing each other, so close their breasts were pressed to each other and they were moving their hands all over each other.

At the end of the dance, Bella whispered something to Rosalie, who in turn smiled and did something that shocked me and made me almost fall out of my seat. She pulled Bella tighter to her and kissed her. They kissed for a while and I heard a sea of "oh shit", "fuck me", "damn". Every guy in the bar was focused on the sight. They broke apart and Bella walked back to us and sat down like nothing happened.

Emmett, Jasper and I sat and stared at her speechless. "What?" She asked innocently.

"What the fuck was that?" Emmett seemed angry. "You were supposed to get ME a blonde, not one for yourself."

"Um. Fucktard, I don't think you realize that SHE asked ME to dance. I don't think she's interested." Bella winked at him and he slumped on his stool.

"Bella darlin. I didn't realize you were willing to swing that way." Jasper had finally found his voice and was obviously stunned by what Bella just did.

"Oh Jazz. That was nothing. Plus, she was hot." Bella looked at me and bit her lip. By her expression, I could tell she was asking my thoughts on the dance. I smirked and raised an eyebrow. She giggled.

We got another round of drinks and were in the middle of a debate with Emmett on whether a bear could beat up a shark when Rosalie, Alice and the other chick walked up. Rosalie put her arm around Bella's shoulder and smiled at the rest of us.

"Hi. I'm Rosalie. This cute little fairy is Alice. And our naughty school girl is Victoria." Emmett puffed up and a goofy grin graced his face.

"Hiya Rosalie. I'm Emmett, but you may call me 'big daddy' if you would like. Whatever is easier for you to scream as you come." Rosalie didn't miss a beat and looked down lustily at Bella.

"Oh I think Bella will be easy for me to scream as I come. I just hope she is able to at least say Rose as I rock her world." Bella giggled and leaned into Rosalie. Even though I know this is just to tease Emmett, I was having a hard time not grabbing the two of them and fucking them both senseless.

Emmett was about to add his thoughts on the subject, when the DJ announced that karaoke was starting up again and Emmett was the first up. Bella started clapping and told the 3 girls to join us for the show.

"Excuse me everyone. My fans await." Emmett jumped up and bounded to the stage.

Jasper turned to Bella with a questioning look. "You'll see, Jazz. Just wait!"

While they were setting things up on the stage, Bella introduced Jasper to the girls. I saw Alice sit next to Jasper and whisper something in his ear that made him blush.

"Hey Bella. Are you and Edward together?" Bella glared at Victoria, who was the one who asked the question. Then she looked at me for an answer before responding to Victoria.

"He's my best friend." This pleased Victoria because she moved a stool between mine and Bella's and leaned in close to me. Rosalie took Emmett's stool and we all got ready for the show.

The song started and we all started laughing, but stopped quickly so we could hear all of it.

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny

We all cheered and whistled for Emmett as he bowed and jumped off the stage. He walked over to the DJ and then gave Bella a smug look.

"Oh shit. Not good." Bella slumped down in her seat trying to look invisible. I wanted to put my arm around her, but the Victoria girl was in my way.

"And now, a special performance by the lovely Bella." The DJ announced and all of the bar regulars cheered. They were used to Bella doing crazy things in the name of intoxication, so they were pretty excited about what it could be tonight.

She glowered at Emmett as she passed him on her way to the stage. It didn't take long for the song to start and the crowd began to clap before she even started to sing.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

She got a standing ovation from the guys. She bowed and blew kisses stating that she would not be giving autographs tonight and left the stage. She was walking back to us when I saw James grab her and drag her over to the side. I lost sight of them and didn't know what I should do.

On one hand, I wanted to run after them, throw her over my shoulder and yell 'Mine" to any guy that looked at her. On the other hand, I knew she needed to talk to James about the end of their arrangement, so I just had to hope that's what was happening.

Minutes ticked by with no sign of Bella and James and I started to become angry. I focused on everyone around the table. Alice had somehow gotten in Jasper's lap and they were just staring at each other. I rolled my eyes as I moved on to Emmett and his intense staring at Rosalie, who kept licking her lips or adjusting her breasts in her dress. I didn't need to be a mind reader to know Emmett was seconds away from jumping her.

When I got to Victoria, I saw that her gaze was fixed on me. She had what I assume was to be a sexy look on her face and she leaned into me. Her hand went up to my neck and her fingertips ran through the hair at the base of my neck. I gave her a half-smile, but didn't pull away. I didn't want to be rude and I think the amount of alcohol I had already consumed didn't help with my judgment.

"Edward. You are so hot." She purred in my ear. Her lips brushed my ear slightly and I moved away from her slightly. This didn't deter her and she moved closer to me pressing her chest into my arm.

Just as she was trying to inch closer to my lips, I heard someone clear their throat. I looked over to see Bella and pushed Victoria away from me.

"Edward. Can I talk to you?" She looked between me and Victoria and walked to the bar. I followed behind her and got to the bar as she was ordering 2 shots of tequila. "Do you want anything?" I nodded to the bartender to get me two shots as well.

"Edward. I wish you would have decided you didn't want to go with our arrangement earlier. I already told Jake and James it was over and now I see you all over that skank." Her arms were folder under her chest and she had a look of annoyance.

"No, Bella. She was coming on to me. Nothing happened. Plus, you were with James for quite a while." She rolled her eyes. "Yeah, it took a while to explain to him that we had to put things on hold for a while. He wasn't as okay with it as Jake."

We took our shots and I could tell she was still mad at me. I did the only thing I could think of to get back in her good graces. Make a complete fool of myself. I staggered away from the bar and told the DJ the song I wanted to do for karaoke and got on stage. Woohoo! You didn't fall Edward! Not yet anyway. Oh shit. I am so drunk. This was probably a bad idea.

I looked to see Bella still standing at the bar with a look of combined confusion and amusement, so I pointed to the DJ to start. As T.I.'s Whatever You Like began to play, I locked my eyes on Bella's, even though she was a bit fuzzy to me.

Stacks on deck
Patron' on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet you're so tight
I'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you could go where ever you like (you like)
I said you could go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah

Anytime you want to pick up the telephone
You know it ain't nothin to drop a couple stacks on you
Wanted you could get it my dear
Five million dollar home, drop Bentley's I swear
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke *** be quiet

Shawty you da hottest love the way you drop it
Brain so good (good) swore you went to college
Hundred cant deposit, vacations hit the tropics
Cause errbody know it ain't trickin if ya got it
Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five six, rides with rims and a pocket kit
Ya ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get
My chick could have what she want
And go in any store for any bag she want
And know she ain't never had a man like that
To buy you anything ya heart desire like that
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke *** be quiet

I'm talkin' big boy rides
And big boy ice
Let me put this big boy in yo life
The thang get so wet, it hit so right
Let me put this big boy in yo life
That's right
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke *** be quiet

As I was trying to figure out how to get off the stage after I finished, I saw Bella walking back to the table. I met up with her there and smiled at everyone who was staring at me.

"Well, that was interesting Edward." Jasper smirked at me and raised his eyebrows.

"Was that for me, handsome?" Bella's nostrils flared and her face reddened in anger.

"No bitch, that wasn't for you. He's not into red-heads." Victoria's eyes widened and she looked at her friends for back-up.

Alice was too busy whispering in Jasper's ear and Rosalie was working hard at ignoring Emmett who was pouting and between banging his head on the table. Bella sighed and rolled her eyes.

"I think I am going to get drunky over here home before he makes more of a fool of himself." She grabbed my arm and waved good-bye to everyone. "Oh, and Rosalie. Make Emmett your bitch tonight." Rosalie looked up at Bella and beamed. Bella sure knows how to pick them.

I was beyond coherent speech, so I just waved. At least I think I waved. I may have flipped them off for all I know.

As we reached the door, Bella saw James and her guilt became obvious. I knew she had feelings for him and I can only assume she felt bad for leaving him high and dry. Then, I saw her expression change and she looked back at our table. I was too confused to question it, so I let her genius do it's thing.

"Hey, James. There is a lonely red-head at our table that looks like a naughty school girl. Give her a good detention." She winked at him and pulled me out of the bar with her, grabbing a cab to head home.

A/N: Okay. I planned a lemon for this chapter, but it didn't fit in yet. So, next chapter will have one, maybe two if you are good and review. Much love!