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Music this chapter: Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Chapter 6

BPOV

The cab ride home was in complete silence as Edward looked deep in thought. It was either that or he truly thought the back of the driver's seat was the most interesting thing he had ever seen. When we pulled up to the house, Edward insisted he was sobering up and did not need my assistance in getting into the house. I let him walk, but staying close by when I saw him teetering on the edge of the side walk and into the grass a few times.

After entering our house, I went into my typical after-bar routine for the guys. I took Edward to his room and began to undress him to get him ready for bed. He was quiet until I sat him on his bed and leaned down to take his shoes off.

"Hey Bella?" He was whispering to me. A sure sign he was not sobering up as he claimed.

"Yes Edward."Damn. It's going to be a Hey Bella night.

"I love you." This was something Edward always said to me when he was drunk. He was pretty much a stand-offish drunk with everyone else, but lovey with me. I never questioned it, just figured it was because I am his best friend.

"I know sweetie." I used to tell him I love him too, but that once led to an hour long argument (one-sided because Edward was the only one talking) about how I didn't understand what he was trying to say. I'm just thankful he now accepts when I tell him I know.

I stood up to start taking his shirt off.

"Oh. Hey Bella?" I saw a smirk on his face and knew the next things out of his mouth were going to be something I could use to tease him later.

"Yes Edward."

"I was just wondering something." He stopped my hands where they were on the hem of his shirt and stood up. He began dancing like a male stripper and undressing himself as he sang to me. "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, Come on sugar let me know. If you need me just reach out and touch me, Come on honey tell me so."

I could not stop the hysterical laughter that erupted from me at the sight of Edward stripping and singing Rod Stewart. It was hands-down one of the funniest things he has ever done in his drunken stupor.

"What's so funny Bella? You don't think I'm sexy?" Aw shit. He's pouting. Fuck. The bottom lip is out.

"Of course I think you're sexy Edward. You are the sexiest man I know." His face changed from the pout to a smile. Then, all of a sudden, he was crouching down in an attack-like stance in nothing but his boxers.

"What the fuck are you doing, Edward?" I looked at him like he had gone completely mad.

"I've decided I want to eat you." Yeah, real sober there Eddie.

"Okay, well, that's all well and good, but I think it's time for you to go to bed." I pointed to the bed and attempted to look stern. It didn't deter him from his current course of action, which was apparently to make me his midnight snack.

He lunged forward and grabbed me by the waist, throwing me over his shoulder. I tried to wiggle out of his grasp, but realized I would hurt myself if I tried too hard. He walked me over to his bed and threw me down. When I looked up into his eyes, they were on fire with lust. Drunk lovey dovey Eddie has turned into horny Eddie. Yay for me!

I know I am a horrible person, but I decided I was going to take advantage of Edward's current state. I knew it would be consensual and I was really turned on by way he was acting, so I couldn't help myself from letting him have his way with me even though he was intoxicated and I was not. I'll apologize in the morning.

He hovered on top of me on the bed just staring down at me. "I want you Bella."

"You have me." That's all it took for him to crash his lips to mine. The kiss was urgent and rough. He forced his tongue into my mouth, but I happily obliged. Hells yeah. A rough fuck!

"We need to get your fucking clothes off." He moved off the bed and pulled my heels off, then slowly rolled down both of my thigh highs. He popped back off and ran his hands up my thighs to my waist.

"If you need my fucking clothes off, what is taking you so damn long?" I was getting impatient with the time he was taking to get me undressed.

Edward looked at me a growled as his hands gripped my skirt and yanked it off, tearing it in the process. I hope Emmett didn't spend too much money on that. I leaned up slightly and pulled my top off quickly before Edward could tear it too, thinking I may want to wear it again at another time.

Edward stood over me with so much lust in his eyes as he stared down at me in nothing but my red lace panties. "You are so fucking beautiful. I just want to plow into you and fuck you senseless. I bet you want that, dirty girl."

I bit my bottom lip and nodded.

"Ah…ah…ah. No nodding. I need to know what you want. Do you want me to plunge my fingers into your wet pussy?"

"Yes, Edward." He carefully lowered himself on top of me and lowered his voice as he continued.

"Do you want me to lick you and taste you juices as they spill out of you when I make you cum?" My breathing became ragged as I listened to the sex dripping from his voice. "Oh god, yes, Edward." He thrust his erection against my core, the thin fabric of his boxers and my panties the only thing separating us.

He continued with the questioning as he bent his head down ad began licking and kissing my neck. "Do you want my hard dick inside of your tight pussy?"

"Mmhmmm….yes." His tongue flicked out and he licked down my collarbone, through the valley between my breasts and down to my stomach as his hands moved to my panties.

"Do you want to know what I want, Bella? I want to fuck you so hard that my dick is aching to be inside of you." Within the blink of an eye, he somehow removed my panties and his boxers. Wow. He's Superman fast when he's drunk.

"Edward. Less talking. More fucking." I reached down and grabbed anything of him that I could and pulled him to me. He immediately grabbed onto my hips and turned me over so I was on all fours. He leaned over me to kiss my neck as he rubbed his dick against my ass before plunging into me to the hilt.

"Oh shit Edward." I screamed out as he spread me open, filling me to the hilt. He didn't move, savoring the feel of it. I thrust my self up and back into him, causing his movements to become regular. He began pounding into me hard and fast. He reached his hand around to flick and pinch my clit.

"Fuck Bella. You are so wet and tight. I just want to fuck your pussy all night long. You like it when I fuck you hard like this, don't you?" Hearing the tone of his voice combined with the things he was saying sent me over the edge. Really Bella. That's all it took? Damn, you are easy to please.

"Shit!" Yeah, Bella. You are so eloquent.

He continued to plow into me as my walls clenched around his hard cock. "That's right Bella. Cum for me. I love feeling you cum all over my dick." He pulled out of me and flipped me around. He looked into my eyes and licked his lips. "I want to fuck your mouth with my hard dick."

"Anything you want, Edward." I jumped off the bed and knelt down in front him, taking him completely in my mouth without a second thought. I could taste myself on him and could feel my juices dripping down my inner thigh.

"Oh shit Bella. Your mouth is so perfect. Fuck!" He put one hand on my head as he braced himself against the bed with the other hand and began to thrust into me in a fast, steady motion. He moaned, alerting me to the fact that he was close, so I grazed the bottom of his shaft with my teeth. I clamped down around his cock as I felt his hot cum fill my mouth, not wanting to miss a drop. I continued to suck as he fully emptied into me, releasing him once I had every drop.

He was still leaning against the bed trying to get his panting in order when I popped up and kissed his cheek. I grabbed my costume pieces and began walking to the door.

"Where do you think you are going?" I turned to see Edward looking at me in confusion.

"I'm going to bed. I don't know about you, but I'm tired." I winked and walked out of his room. I'm not risking getting caught in there.

Just as I made it to my room, I heard the front door slam and quickly shut the door.

"I'm home. Bitches!" Emmett's obnoxious yelling could be heard for miles.

"Emmett, shut up. What if Bella and Edward are sleeping already?" Jasper was trying his hardest to keep Emmett quiet, but it sounded like he was beyond the point of reasoning. Time for mommy Bella to take charge.

I threw on some shorts and a tank top and stormed out of my room. I stopped in front of Jasper and Emmett with my hands on my hips. "And just what the fuck are you doing being louder than an elephant giving birth?"

"Wait. Are elephant's loud when they give birth? Hmmm…maybe I should watch the Discovery Channel more." Emmett started walking toward the TV while Jasper tried to keep his hold on him.

"Sorry darlin. I did my best. He's drunker than a skunk." You can't help but love drunk Jasper's Southern sayings. Am I the only one here that didn't feel like drinking the entire bar out tonight?

"Hold on one second. Skunks can get drunk. Yep, definitely time to watch the Discovery Channel." Emmett plopped himself down on the couch as I made my way around to glare at him.

"What's up playa?!" I rolled my eyes at his stupidity.

"Don't you think you should go to bed?" He stared right at me and I finally got a good look at his face. My eyes widened in shock. "Em. How did you get a black eye?"

He started laughing so hard he rolled off the couch. "I…laugh…so funny…laugh…Rosalie…" Jasper, thankfully, cut him off before he could irritate me more with his incoherent sentence.

"After you guys left, Emmett decided to sing another song. It happened to be Closer, by Nine Inch Nails. He dedicated it to Rosalie." Emmett sighed at the mention of Rosalie's name, causing my to roll my eyes. "So, while he was singing the whole 'fuck you like an animal' part, he walked up to her and grabbed her ass."

"She punched me!" Emmett exclaimed this fact as though it was the best thing to ever happen to him. "I think I'm in love. She's so fiesty!"

"She punched you, so you fell in love with her?" I spoke to him like I was trying to make sense of the ramblings of a five-year old child.

"Yeah, that's right. Love. Suck it bitches!"

I had definitely had enough of Emmett's stupidity for one night, so I bid the idiot and Jasper goodnight and went to my room. Lucky for Emmett, he was quiet enough for me to fall asleep.

Beep Beep Beep

Beep Beep Beep

"Stupid fucking alarm clock!" I hit the wretched machine with all my strength and rolled over on my bed, only to be met with some hard object.

"Bella, love. It's time to wake up." I opened my eyes slowly to see my favorite green eyes looking down at me.

"Good morning, Eddie." I smiled at him and tried to roll over to get comfortable.

"No, Bella. You need to get up. It's your first day of work." My eyes shot open and I sat up a little too quickly. Oh well. At least I don't have a hangover. Speaking of hangovers…

"Um. Eddie. How drunk were you last night?" I bit my bottom lip as I waited for his answer. Please remember. Please remember. Don't think I took advantage of you.

"Don't worry Bella. I remember everything." He winked and slid off my bed. As he walked out my door, he turned to me. "You have 30 minutes. I'll be waiting with your coffee."

God, I love that man.

WHAT?! No, no. That's not what I meant.

But that's what you said.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

I shook my head of the inner monologue that was taking place and focused on the task at hand. Shower, hair, makeup, clothes.

I, unfortunately, didn't have time to enjoy my detachable shower head, so my shower was pretty short and uneventful. I pulled my hair back into a loose bun and put on minimal makeup. When I walked out of the bathroom, I noticed an outfit laying on my bed. I guess Edward doesn't want me to look like shit on my first day.

I pulled on the gray slack and royal blue silk button up shirt. I slid on the blue heels and grabbed my bag, rushing to the kitchen for my coffee.

"Five minutes to spare. You are truly the perfect woman!" Edward handed me my mug and I sipped on my favorite beverage before he shoved me out the door.

While Edward drove us to work, I had to ask him a question that has plagued my mind for as long as I have known him.

"Eddie. How is it that you never wake up thinking you have a body part missing after a night of drinking?" I made sure he could tell I was dead serious with this question.

"Huh. I don't know. I guess there is really only one body part I care about and he is usually standing at full attention for me in the morning, so I don't have to question his presence." And funny enough, that made complete sense. The rest of the ride was in silence as we made our way through the city.

We pulled in the garage and Edward pulled me into a kiss before stepping out of the car. He came around and let me out of the passenger side. Always the gentleman. I was amazed by the size of the building and nerves began to build over the fact that I would be working here. It would be my first chance to put my degree to use while I worked out my writer's block.

The elevator ride was interesting. There were so many people to watch as they tried to ignore each other and not make eye contact. It was a great study of how humans interact in small spaces. The elevator dinged, signaling the arrival to our floor and Edward ushered me out of the confinement and into a spacious, well-decorated office.

"Come on. Let me show you to your office." I followed him down a long hallway that seemed far away from the rest of the employees.

"Why am I going to be all the way over here?" I was upset at the thought I would be all by myself in this area.

"You won't be by yourself. My office is right next to yours. I requested this section because it is much quieter." He smiled at me and pointed to the second to the last door on the right. "There you go." I saw my name on the door and couldn't help the silly grin that appeared on my face. Awww…you're growing up!

We walked into the office to find it was sparsely decorated, but was good enough. There was a desk and a computer, so I had everything I needed. Edward motioned to a door behind the desk.

"That leads to my office. I thought that would be the most practical thing." He walked past me to the door and slightly brushed against me. Oh god. He smells good.

I followed Edward into his office. It was a corner office, the only windows being to the outside. The office was decorated with a large leather couch up against the wall and a huge mahogany desk in the center of the room. I didn't notice that Edward stopped walking and ran into his back. Feeling my body pressed against him with his scent surrounding me made me go completely crazy.

Edward turned around to face me and it was obvious that the contact was having the same effect on him. I tried to back up, but Edward put his arm around my waist and pulled me closer. "Just let me lock the doors." He whisper caused my body to shudder. Aw hell. Office sex. One of my favorite things to look up online!

I heard two distinct clicks and felt Edward behind me in an instant. He put his hands on my hips and moved me with him to the couch. "We're going to have to make this fast. We have a meeting in 10 minutes."

"Then what are we waiting for." I quickly unzipped and lowered my pants as he did the same thing, along with his boxers. I blushed when he looked over at me and noticed I wasn't wearing panties.

"Shit, Bella. You are such a dirty girl." I smirked.

"I was hoping this would happen and didn't want them to get in the way. I would say I am pretty smart." He winked at me before I pushed him to sit on the sofa, making him lean back slightly. I straddled him and wiggled to get closer to him. He reached down and placed a single finger inside of me.

"You're already wet for me." I kissed him urgently in response. He grabbed hold of my hips and thrust me onto his erection. I moaned into our kiss and could feel his lips pull into a smile.

He guided me as I rode him hard. We both used each other's neck and mouths as a means to quiet our moans. As our movements became more frantic, he put his arm around my waist and turned us sideways to lay me down on the sofa. Hovering over me, he began to thrust harder into me. Our lips met again and he bit my lower lip, causing my pleasure to become almost unbearable.

I thrust into him hard and threw my head back as I spasmed around him. Just as I began riding the waves of a mind-blowing orgasm, I felt Edward filling me. We laid on the sofa for a minute trying to catch our breath before Edward looked at his watch.

"Well, time to get to that meeting." He smirked and helped me up, so we could get dressed. Before leaving his office, he turned to look at me, both hands on my cheeks. He stared into my eyes for a second as though he was trying to determine whether or not to tell me something.

In the end it seemed as though he decided not to and we made our way to the meeting.

A/N: I'll pick up with Edward's POV for the next chapter. I've got a surprise for a lucky reviewer who thought it would be good to have Alice join in on the dancing/kissing between Rosalie and Bella. So, Lead69, next chapter will have a treat for you.