I didn't realize what naughty readers you all are (you know who you are). Tempt you with a lemon or fruit salad and I've got you reviewing like crazy. So, that means this has to be good, right? Well, you asked for it. And that would be rude of me to not follow through.
This actually turned into a pretty lengthy chapter because I wanted to get some of the others in it and not just Edward and Bella. It is simply my gift to you guys for being such great readers. So, you're welcome.
pinkemotwilghtlover - Your song request has been included in this chapter. Hope you like what I did with it.
Disclaimer: Twilight - not mine; the fucking fruit salad of a chapter below - mine
Chapter 11
EPOV
I couldn't stop kissing Bella the entire ride home. Before I forget. Call parents in the morning and tell them to buy this car. Oh right. Back to kissing Bella.
I was so excited about the prospect of us having the entire house to ourselves that I was unable to figure out how to get the car door open. Just as I was about to go all Incredible Hulk on it, Bella reached over and unlocked it. I growled at my incompetence and shoved the door open, pulling Bella along with me.
I made an attempt to get my keys out to unlock the door to our house, but Bella stopped me. Smirking, she jingled her keys in my face and quickly opened the door for us. I smiled in gratitude knowing that I would have probably used my car key to try to unlock the door at this point. I was in in full sex-with-Bella mode and close to having a melt down.
"Sit down on the sofa, I'll be right back." I watched as Bella retreated to her room and pulled my shoes off to wait for her as instructed. I began to shake my leg in impatience and thought maybe I should go check on her. She's been in there for like 2 minutes. What is taking her so fucking long?
Just as I made up my mind that something must have happened and I needed to go check on her, she came into view. At that moment, I heard angels singing.
Bella was standing in the entryway in a black lace corset tied with red ribbon, matching black lace garter belt with red ribbon attached to her black lace thigh high stockings. It all led to blood red high heels. I was a little put out by the sheer black robe she was wearing over it, but at least it was open and didn't detract from my view of her beautiful body.
Not knowing if it was appropriate to bow at her feet and worship her, I went with a more subtle response. I gasped. Holy fuck. I'm going to cum without even touching her.
I watched as she sashayed over to the stereo system and picked a song from her iPod before turning to me and smiling. It was killing me that she wasn't saying anything, but I was too speechless to try to speak, so I waited to see what she was planning on doing.
Bella walked over to me and leaned down to whisper in my ear. "Just sit there and relax." I was pleasantly surprised when I heard the opening beats of Until the End of Time by Justin Timberlake begin to play.
Bella stood slightly in front of me and began swaying to the music as the lyrics started, never breaking eye contact with me.
Woke up this morningHeard the TV sayin' something'Bout disaster in the world andIt made me wonder where I'm goingThere's so much darkness in the worldBut I see beauty left in you girlAnd what you give me let's me knowThat I'll be alright
She began to slowly pull the robe from her shoulders before allowing it to drop to the floor. She smirked when she saw me eyes widen at the full sight of her in her outfit.
'cause if your love was all I hadIn this lifeWell that would be enoughUntil the end of timeSo rest your weary heartAnd relax your mindCause I'm gonna love you girlUntil the end of time
She lifted her foot and placed on the sofa next to my leg before bending down to remove her shoe. She then flicked the snaps holding her thigh high up and slowly slid it off.
You've got me singingOh whoa, yeahOh whoa, yeahEverybody singOh whoa, yeahEverybody singingOh whoa yeah
She placed her right foot back on the floor and went to work on her left leg in the same way, removing her shoe and thigh high.
Now if you're ever wonderingAbout the way I'm feelingWell baby girl there ain't no questionJust to be around you is a blessingSick and tired of trying to save the worldI just want to spend my time with you girlAnd what you're giving meLet's me know that we'll be alright.
I went to reach out to her, but she swatted my hand away and shook her head with a sly grin on her face. She was trying to kill me and was doing a great job of it. Once she was satisfied that I wouldn't try to grab her, she resumed her slow dance. She turned her back to me and sat down in my lap, leaning back into my chest, grinding on my to the music.
'cause if your love was all I hadIn this lifeWell that would be enoughUntil the end of timeSo rest your weary heartAnd relax your mindCause I'm gonna love you girlUntil the end of time
She slightly arched her back so her head was resting on my shoulder and her back was away from my chest. I saw her hands move to the front of her corset and begin to untie the ribbon holding it together in the front. My breath hitched when she had the ribbon undone and she began to pull the corset away from her body.
You've got me singingOh whoa, yeahOh whoa, yeahEverybody singOh whoa, yeahEverybody singingOh whoa yeah
She dropped the corset and her hands immediately went to work massaging her breasts. I moaned watching her pinch her nipples while she continued to grind on me. I'm sure she could tell how much I was enjoying the show each time she rubbed her ass against me.
This one's for the loversIf you're out there let me hear you sayYeah, yeah, yeah(Yeah, yeah, yeah)This one's for the loversIf you're out there let me hear you sayYeah, yeah(Yeah, yeah)This one's for the loversIf you're out there let me hear you sayYeah, yeah, yeah(Yeah, yeah, yeah)This one's for the loversIf you're out there let me hear you sayYeah, yeah(Yeah, yeah)
Bella slowly stood, making sure her ass was in my face by straightening her legs first, then standing up completely. She turned to me and smiled while she gradually straddled my lap and pressed her chest in my face. She grabbed my hands and brought them up to cup her gorgeous tits and nodded to give me permission to work with them as I pleased.
Oh whoa yeahOh whoa yeahOh whoa yeahOh whoa yeah'cause if your love was all I hadIn this lifeThat would be enoughUntil the end of time
When the song ended, Bella lowered her face to my ear and licked the lobe before whispering to me.
"Make love to me." A shiver ran through my body at those words and I wrapped my arms around her waist before standing, forcing her to wrap her legs around me tightly. I walked, holding her the entire way, to my bedroom. I closed the door with my foot, maintaining eye contact with her, as if we were trying to telepathically communicate with each other how much love we felt.
I gently placed her on the bed as she scooted back to place her head on my pillows. The sight of her in just the garter belt and her hair fanned around her head on my pillow made me want to worship every part of her.
"Edward. Please." I realized I had been just standing at the foot of the bed, staring down at her while she waited for me to get in bed with her. I made quick work of removing my shirt and pants before crawling in the bed toward her. I hovered over her, our chests barely touching.
"Bella. I want to show you how much I love you." I gently kissed her lips before pulling back to look in her eyes. "Will you let me do that?"
"Yes. Edward. Please." She sighed and closed her eyes in what looked like contentment.
I moved down to the end of the bed and lifted her left foot to my mouth, placing a kiss on the top, before lightly dragging my hand up her calf, placing kisses as I went. When I made it to her thigh, I rubbed circles into her outer thigh while trailing kisses up her inner thigh. I felt her wiggle as I came closer to her center, but skipped that area for the moment.
I could stop the smile that came to my face when I heard her groan in frustrating as I lightly blew my breath on her core as I passed over it to go to her right thigh. I reversed my kisses and caressed that I had previously done on her left leg, making my way down to her right foot. Once I felt I had worshipped her legs enough, I lifted myself up to her stomach.
I kissed, licked and lightly nipped her firm, flat stomach, slowly working my way up to her breasts. My right hand cupped her left breast and my mouth found it's way to her right breast. I circled her nipple with my tongue before blowing on it and smiling when it became impossibly hard. I pulled it into my mouth as Bella moaned and put her hand in my hair, pushing my closer to her. I gave her nipple a gentle bite.
"Hmmm…Edward. I love it when you do that." I looked up to see those big beautiful brown eyes watching me as I moved my attention to her left breast, my hand toying with the other so it wouldn't feel neglected. I continued my assault on her luscious tits as she writhed under me as my touch.
I placed a row up kissed from the center of her chest up to her collarbone, trailing it up to her shoulder. I moved up to her neck and jaw, kissing and licking as I went. I pulled away slightly and heard her whimper.
"I love everything about you Bella." I whispered to her. "Close your eyes for me." She did as requested and I placed gentle kisses on her closed eyelids. "I love your deep brown eyes." I kissed her cheeks. "I love the way you blush." I kissed her nose. "I love the little curve in your nose."
"But most of all, I love you." I crashed my lips to hers and poured out all of the love and passion into that kiss that I felt for her. She returned the kiss with just as much intensity, though the kiss remained gentle. I felt her tongue slide along my bottom lip and opened to deepened the kiss as our tongues began to massage each other in an amazing dance of desire. When we both required oxygen, I moved to kiss along her jaw.
"My turn." I looked up to see Bella's sly smile before feeling her push on me. We rolled over so we was on top of me. She gave me a chaste kiss on the lips before moving to my ear. "It's not nice to be such a tease." She placed a trail of kisses down my neck before biting my collarbone, definitely leaving a mark.
I could feel my muscles tense and twitch as she kissed down my chest, licked along the lines in my abs down to my pronounced V. I felt her hook her fingers into the waistband of my boxers and pull them off after I lifted myself up slightly. Before I could think about what she was going to do next, I felt her hand on my cock, gliding up and down. I looked down just in time to see her tongue flick out and lick from shaft to tip and swirl around the tip to taste my precum.
"You taste so good." I groaned when she licked her lips and smirked at me. She wrapped her mouth around me and began to take all of me in her mouth, relaxing the back of her throat to get all of me in. I hissed at the intense pleasure I felt with her hot mouth on me and my eyes rolled to the back of my head when she started working me up and down fast and hard. She lightly grazed the underside with her teeth, causing me to buck into her. I grabbed a fistful of her hair as she continued her assault on my dick. I could feel my release coming quickly, so I pulled on her slightly to get her to stop.
"Bella…..baby….I won't last much….longer." She removed me from her mouth and crawled to lay next to me, kissing me as she came up. I pushed her to lay in her back and reached down to remove her garter belt. "Time to finally get rid of this." I quickly slid it off of her and lowered my body down to her pelvis. I breathed in the heavenly aroma of her arousal, kissing both of her inner thighs.
I kissed her clit before flattening my tongue and running it along her lips. I licked her wet folds while she hissed and moaned in pleasure before plunging my tongue into her dripping wet center. "Oh, shit. Edward." I smiled at her verbal acknowledgement of pleasure. I continued licking her core and plunging into it with my tongue. I brought my hand up to rub her clit with my thumb, eliciting a deep moan from Bella. I could feel her close to her release and quickened my assault on her. When I felt her slight tremor, I pinched her clit, causing her to fall over to her release and let out a scream while her walls clenched and quivered around my tongue. I licked every last drop of her before moving up to her.
She was breathing heavy and had a huge lazy smile on her face, showing how much she enjoyed that. She grabbed my hair and pulled me to her pressing our lips together. I knew she could taste herself on my and it turned me on to no end. I moaned at the thought and felt her smile. The little vixen knew I would like that.
"I want you in me." She gave me another quick kiss. "Now!" I was shocked at the forcefulness of her request, but immediately moved to between her legs.
"I love you Bella." I crashed my lips to hers as I entered her slowly. Both of us moaned at the feeling of me being inside of her. She was so tight and wet and the feeling was almost overwhelming. Our movements were in sync, gentle and slow at first. As we continued, our movements became more intense and demanding. She wrapped her legs around my hips and pushed me deeper into her.
"Harder, Edward." I began to move in and out of her harder and faster as our breathing increased. "Oh, Edward. Shit!" She threw her head back hard into the pillows as I thrust into her at a steady rate. She bucked her hips into me and I could feel myself getting closer. I reached down, and rubbed her clit between my thumb and index finger, feeling her getting close to her release. I leaned down to whisper in her ear.
"Cum for me Bella." At those words, I felt her walls clench around me as she screamed my name. I immediately came hard inside of her with one more thrust and we rode out our orgasms together. I laid down next to her as our breathing gradually got back to normal and our heart rates slowed.
She leaned into me and I wrapped my arms around her. I couldn't remember a time in my life when I had felt so content, so complete, so full of life. I knew this was where I was meant to be and I only hoped I would be here forever.
"I love you Bella." I kissed her shoulder.
"I love you too Edward." She squeezed my hands around her stomach. We fell asleep in this position very quickly.
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BPOV
After one of the most mind-blowing experiences in my mind, I was pleased to find myself waking up in the arms of the man I loved. It was nice to know that we were together, not because of alcohol induced horniness or loneliness. We were together out of love. The night before proved that. I felt so much love in ever touch and kiss that I wanted to cry. It was such a powerful emotion, love. And making love to Edward was amazing.
I found myself laying on Edward's bare chest and immediately smiled. I knew this was where I was meant to wake up every day for the rest of my life. It just felt right. I always made fun of that whole Jerry Maguire "you complete me" shit, but that fucking Tom Cruise knew what he was talking about. I even want to learn to say it in sign-language.
I realized I was tracing the lines of Edward's amazing torso, watching his muscle contract as I moved over them. After laying there for a few minutes, I decided I would get up and make us breakfast. I pulled away from him, but his grip on me tightened.
"No, go back to what you were doing. I liked that." I looked up to see a smile on Edward's face, although his eyes were still clothes.
"How long have you been awake?" I smiled at him when he opened his eyes.
"Around the time you started molesting me." I rolled my eyes at his crooked grin and slapped his stomach before pushing myself up.
"I'm going to make breakfast. Stay here." I jumped out of the bed, grabbed Edward's shirt from the night before and pulled it on. I ran to my bathroom to brush my teeth and have a 'human moment' before going to the kitchen to figure out something to make for breakfast.
I mixed up some pancake batter and pulled out some fresh fruit to cut up. While the waffles were cooking in the press, I cut some honey dew, strawberries, cantaloupe, and pineapple, throwing it all in a bowl. Once the waffles were done, I plated them up and grabbed the fruit bowl, placing everything on a tray. I got silverware, butter and syrup, along with 2 glasses of juice and placed it all on the tray with the food.
Edward was sitting up against the headboard with a silly smile on his face when I made it back into the bedroom with the tray of our breakfast. His smile grew when he saw me enter the room and he moved to make sure there was enough room for me and the tray next to him.
We both quickly started eating our waffles before looking at each other and laughing at our eagerness to eat. "Hungry?" Edward raised an eyebrow at me.
"Yeah, I had some amazing sex last night and it really took a lot out of me. I'm starving!" I smiled at him and continued to eat. When we finished our waffles, I realized that neither one of us had touched the fruit and frowned. I didn't want to waste it, but I was so full already. Edward saw my frown and got a mischievous grin on his face.
"What?" I furrowed my brows at him in confusion.
"Nothing. I just thought we could enjoy the fruit in a little bit of an unconventional way." He jumped up from the bed and moved the tray to his dresser, grabbing the fruit bowl and bringing it back with him.
"Lay down." I did as he asked, not removing my eyes from him as I tried to figure out what he was going to do. He reached into the bowl and removed a strawberry as he sat on the edge of the bed next to where I was laying down. He put it against my lips. "Take a small bite." I opened my mouth and he placed only the tip of the strawberry in my mouth, so I bit it off.
He smiled and pulled it away from my mouth. I was surprised when I felt him rub the strawberry along my neck, leaving a trail of juice in it's path. I watched as he then leaned over me to lick the area of my neck that had the juice on it. I moaned at the sensation of his tongue on me. He pulled himself back up and popped the strawberry in his mouth.
Edward reached back into the bowl and pulled out a piece of honey dew. He repeated his action of having me take a small bite and then sweeping it against my skin, this time along my collarbone. Again, he leaned down to lick the juices off of me before eating the piece of fruit. This continued, piece by piece, slowly going my body.
"You know Bella. I have always thought of you when I eat strawberries thanks to that delicious smelling shampoo you wear." He walked over to the dresser to place the bowl down as he talked to me. "That's why strawberries are my favorite fruit." He reached in and grabbed one more strawberry before walking back over to me. He brought it to my lips, and I immediately bit it as I had done all the other fruit.
I gasped when I felt his trace my clit and wet folds with the strawberry as he looked down to see what he was doing. He turned his head to look at me and licked his lips. "Yummy." He smirked at me, popped the strawberry in his mouth and moved to the end of the bed. He grabbed my legs and pulled them to the edge of the bed while he kneeled down on the floor, so his face was level with my center. He threw my legs over his shoulder and roughly attached my core.
He licked the trail of juice left by the strawberry, both of us moaning in pleasure. I bucked against him and he made quick work to plunge two fingers into my hot wet center. I threw my head back and my eyes rolled to the back of my head at the sensation of his tongue on my while his fingers were inside of me. He nipped and licked at my clit as his fingers pumped in and out of me fast and hard. It didn't wake long for me to feel the coil in my stomach. "Fuck. Edward. Mmmm….so good." My hips had a mind of their own, so Edward place one arm along my torso to keep me steady as he continued to finger-fuck me.
All of a sudden, he plunged another finger into me and I felt such intense pleasure that I came violently around his hand. He moved his tongue away from my clit as he licked my juices from me. He looked up at me as I came down from my amazing high and smiled. "You taste like strawberries!"
I giggled at his silliness and raised myself up, leaning on my elbows.
"I'm all sticky now." I pouted.
"Then, I think we should take a shower and get you cleaned up." Edward popped up from his kneeling position and reached out for my hand. He pulled me behind him to the bathroom, making me wait as he got the water warm enough for us to get in. He stepped into the shower first, then reached out his hand to help me in claiming he didn't want me to slip.
Edward grabbed my loofa and got it lathered up with my shower gel. He placed me under the water as he gently rubbed the loofa along my body and cleaned me off, paying special attention to cleaning my lady parts. I grabbed his shower gel and lathered it up in my hands, rubbing them all over his body. I moved my hand down to make sure he was cleaned everywhere.
Once I was satisfied that he was clean enough, I decided to take control of the situation and grabbed him by the back of the neck and pulled his face down to mine. I pressed my lips to his in a searing, urgent kiss. He immediately deepened the kiss and pushed me against the cold tile of the shower wall. He pressed himself against me before reaching down to grab my thighs and pull them around his waist.
I tightened my legs around his waist while he had me pushed against the wall, not stopping our passionate kiss. Our tongues began to battle for dominance, but I knew I was going to let him win. I was grinding my hips to create friction when I felt him harden against my center.
"Fuck me, Edward." I said to him as our lips were barely touching. I could feel the smile pull at his lips as he lifted me up and positioned me over him.
"Gladly." He lowered me as he thrust into me. "Fuck Bella. So tight and so wet." He groaned at the feeling and pumped in and out of me hard.
"Damn it Edward. Faster." I was demanding. "I want you to fuck the shit out of me." He complied with my demand and thrust into me faster and harder.
I could tell it wouldn't take him long to cum and I knew I was close, so I decided to help him out a little. Thanks to the Kegals I do every day and the use of my ben wah balls, I had full control of my pelvic wall muscles, so I tightened them around him. "Oh….Fuck! Shit Bella."
"Unnngh…yes….Edward!" I screamed his name as I came hard around him with him following shortly after while I milked him. We stared at each other as we came down from our highs, him still in me.
Head down pussy pussy poppinHead down pussy pussy poppinHead down pussy pussy poppinHead down pussy poppin on a handstand
I heard the distinct sound of music and thought I heard something about pussy. Edward looked at me and I could tell he could hear it, too. All of a sudden the music got louder and I could tell it was P-Poppin by Ludacris, but I was confused as to where it was coming from.
On a handstandOn my american bandstandsSummersalts cartwheels bitch just keep on dancingChinese splits-splits slide on down that pole-poleAnd feel this dick-dick getin outa control-trolOh no keep goin till a nigga like me say stoooopLet it kiss the sky and then make it droooopCut and twist if you don't like it you can fuck crisIm rubbin clicks so stay in catch don't try to duck and missDo your stretches don't pull no hamstringsYou got me movin without your doin the damn thangStronger muscles exersize every body your body hurtsLets do this sweatin thank god your bath and body worksI like a woman who makes her own doe don't need a lot of helpBut your heart'll melt if I put a thousand in your garder beltLipgloss traces your pierced in 11 placesAnd your lips down town just made some familiar faces like WOAH!
"Hey guys! Like the mood music I'm playing for you?" We both groaned at the sound of Emmett's voice on the other side of the bathroom door. "Eddie boy. Are you pussy poppin?"
"EMMETT!" I yelled and threw my shampoo bottle at the door.
"Haha! Fuckfaces!" Emmett yelled out knowing he killed the mood before I heard the door to Edward's bedroom slam closed.
"Well, at least we were done." Edward chuckled as he set me back down on the shower floor.
"Who says I was done with you?" I batted my eyelashes at him and gave him a sly smile.
"Damn Emmett!" I giggled at Edward's reaction.
"Come on. There will be plenty of time for more later." I turned off the water and we quickly dried off. With a chaste kiss, I left Edward's room to get dressed in my room.
I grabbed the first t-shirt I found in my dresser and threw on boy short and a pair of jeans. I didn't bother with a bra knowing we would just be hanging out at the house for the rest of the day. I walked out of my room to the living room hearing Emmett's booming laughter.
"Belbo the Bimbo! Did you get your pussy popped?" Emmett was standing in the middle of the living room with my corset from the night before on his head and my thigh highs on his arms. I rolled my eyes.
"That is just wrong on so many levels, Em." I threw myself on the sofa and greeted Jasper, Rose and Alice who were all sitting around watching TV.
"Bella. You are really loud, did you know that?" I blushed at what Alice said knowing they had to have heard me and Edward in the bathroom.
"Yeah, I have never heard you scream so loud. Edward must be giving it to you good, darlin." Jasper had to further my embarrassment and I looked around to see if Edward was going to come out and take some of the teasing off of me. He came strolling down the hall with a smirk on his face and I realized he was enjoying hearing what they were saying.
"Nah. I was just trying to make him feel good." I told them with a straight face and a smirk. I could hear Edward huff and stalk over to me.
"Oh really. Should I show them all how good I give it to you? I'm sure they would all love the show." Edward got up in my face and began to undo the buttons on my pants as our friends all began cheering.
"You are all a bunch of pervs!" I laughed and swatted Edward's hands away. "Okay. Fine. Edward fucking rocked my world last night, and this morning, and just a little while ago…"
"Alright, alright. That's enough hearing about all of your monkey sex!" Rosalie threw a pillow at me and laughed.
"How do you think monkeys have sex? I mean, there's such thing as doggie style, do you think there is a monkey style? We should watch Discovery Channel." Emmett went on rambling about monkey sex while the rest of us tuned him out and started discussing what we would do for the day. It was surprisingly already 3 in the afternoon and we had to work the next day, so we didn't want to go out.
"I know! Let's have a retro night." Alice jumped up and down at her idea.
"What do you mean by that?" I was confused and saw everyone else was too.
"I mean let's be silly and play truth or dare like our old high school days." She started clapping and shaking in excitement. Everyone looked around to see what the consensus was and shrugged.
"Alright. Let me get some drinks for us, then." Jasper got up and went to the kitchen to grab some beers. Luckily we were all crazy enough that we didn't need to get drunk to play this silly game. We all sat on the floor in a circle and each grabbed a beer from Jasper.
"Okay. Alice. Since it was your idea. You go first." Rosalie smiled at her friend and took a drink from her bottle.
"Um…okay. Well, then Rose. Truth or Dare." Rosalie rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Truth."
"LAME!"
"Shut it Emmett!" Rosalie huffed. "Fine. Dare."
"Okay. Let's see. Oh I know! I dare you to make switch shirts with Bella right in front of everyone." My eyes widened knowing that I didn't have a bra on. I had to remind myself that all of the guys have already seen my girls quite a few times, so I shrugged and started to remove my shirt while Rose did the same. I heard Edward groan, Emmett and Jasper gasp and Alice giggle when the two of us had our shirts off. That's when I noticed Rose wasn't wearing a bra either and we started laughing, too.
"Enjoy the show boys?" Rose looked around at everyone while we handing each other our shirts and pulled the new ones on.
"Okay. Emmett. Truth or Dare."
"Dare of course." Emmett flexed his arms like the douche he is.
"Since you seem to be so intrigued by the Discovery Channel, I dare you to sing and dance to The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang." I let out a huge laugh as Emmett jumped up and wiggled his ass while walking over to my iPod. He knew it was on there because it is one of the songs I listen to when I feel like just being crazy. He found it and hit play, then turn around to get the entertainment started.
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your input
He began thrusting his hips in the air and walking around the living room while the intro played.
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
He put his hands down his pants while he thrust.
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of boundsI want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
He put his finger up to his mouth in a V and flicked his tongue between them.
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings TimeDo it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now
He alternated between doing the running man and thrusting his hips in different people's faces.
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck itHieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South SeasBut I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleshipPlease turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic dripSo show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like LyleAnd then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
He placed his hands in a position to make it look like he was smacking someone's ass as they bent in front of him.
Do it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now
He kneeled down against the coffee table and acted like he was thrusting into it.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now
We all gave him a standing ovation for his performance while bowed to us. Once we were all settled back down, we carried on with the game.
"Bellsy Boop. Truth or Dare."
"Dare?" I knew Emmett would embarrass with either way, so I had to hope Truth wouldn't be too bad.
"I dare you to make out with Alice." I looked at Alice to see if she minded, but she looked excited. I got on my hands and knees and crawled over to her, smiling the whole way. I stopped right in front of her and locked my eyes with hers. I put my hands on either side of her face and slowly leaned down to her. I started out by gently pressing my lips to hers. I slowly lowered my hands down, running them along her shoulders and down her side while she brought her hands up to my neck. I licked her lip to ask for entrance and she opened her mouth.
We deepened the kiss and I moved my right hand to cup her breast. I was so into the kiss that I forgot where we were and I had a feeling she did too when she grabbed my hair and pushed me into her even more. We broke apart when we both began having difficulty breathing and I realized how quiet it was.
I looked around and saw Emmett, Jasper and Edward staring at the two of us with a look of shock and lust. Rosalie looked like she was pouting. I cocked my head to the side when she saw me looking at her as if to ask what was wrong.
"Why couldn't I get such a hot dare?" Rosalie crossed her hands over her chest and stuck out her bottom lip. I giggled.
"Alice still has a chance to choose dare." I winked at her and we got back to playing the game.
"Okay. Jasper. Truth or Dare."
"Truth."
"Pussy!"
"Shut it Emmett!" Rose gave Emmett another smack on the back of his head.
"Have you masturbated while thinking of Alice?" I smiled at him when he his eyes widened at my question. He blushed.
"Yes." Alice squealed and jumped up on Jasper's lap.
"Really? Want to tell me about them?" I saw her wiggling around in his lap as he squirmed under her. "Maybe we can act it out." She giggled when he blushed again.
"Moving on. Edward. Truth or Dare."
"Truth."
"Damn it! Why are the guys such fucking pussies!?" Emmett threw his hands up in the air at another person wanting truth.
"Emmett. If you didn't want people to choose truth you should have asked to change the game to Dare or Dare." Rosalie scolded Emmett while he put his head down like a little boy getting in trouble by his mother.
"Okay. Edward. When was the first time you and Bella had sex?" I narrowed my eyes at Jasper wondering why he would ask that question. And I wondered if Edward was going to tell them the truth that we had been fucking for a while now.
"Around the time of costume night at Jake's. The night she abandoned her wingman duties." Edward told them the truth. I sat there waiting for them to get mad that we were keeping things from them, but Emmett's loud laugh let me know they weren't mad.
"HA! You owe me 20 bucks, Jasper!" Emmett held out his hand and I look at Edward in confusion. He shrugged his shoulders and looked at Jasper for an explanation.
"Oh, we had a bet. Emmett said you guys were totally bumping uglies around that time. I didn't think you were getting it on yet." He gave Emmett the money and leaned back.
"Alright. Well, last one. Alice. Truth or Dare."
"Dare."
"That's what I'm talking about!" Emmett fidgeted in his seat in anticipation of what the dare would be.
Edward winked at me and I knew exactly what he was thinking.
"I dare you to make out with Bella AND Rose topless." All three of us snapped our heads in his direction. I was shocked that he was being so bold with his request, so I leaned over to whisper in his ear.
"You are being very naughty and will need to be punished later." I bit his earlobe before making my way over to Rose with Alice.
A/N: Well, I'm lemoned out. But I wanted to make sure you guys got what you wanted. And I have to admit I had fun writing this chapter. I was even able to get a fruit salad in there for those that requested. LOL!
Preview: Next chapter will include the completion of Alice's dare.
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