THE FANFIC CONTEST WAS SUCH A BUST!!! The only story that got any reviews was "Sasuke and Naruto", so that's the one that gets the first update. In this chapter we finally get to see the oh so depressing life of one Sasuke Uchiha, so, "Let's get busy!"(I'm such a Pokémon fan...).
Disclaimer: Yeah, don't own anything.
In an ocean, on a bright sunny day, the waves are rolling softly.
In a building, three women start hula-dancing.
A small clownfish swims by with a peanut-butter sandwich in its mouth.
The women all clap and continue dancing.
All of a sudden, a young man with navy-blue hair rises out of the water, looks at his waterproof watch and yelps, "Oh, crap!"
A couple of male fire-dancers join the three women.
He immediately swims back to shore as quick as he can, picks up his backpack from the beach, and starts running towards his school. However, he sees something interesting and stops to take a picture of a bald, fat, sunburned young man with an ice-cream cone. After he runs off, the man's ice-cream falls onto the ground.
The professional dancers continue on. While Kankuro, Temari, Sakura, and Ino are backstage waiting with their teacher, Kakashi, for their time to shine
"I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" He thinks aloud to himself as he puts on his leaf-chain anklets and braclets, takes off his shirt and shoes, puts on his leaf-chain headband, and gets out a couple of unlit torches. All while running to his school-building, where their monthly recital is being held.
"Alright, go on." Kakashi says to the students as he gestured to them to walk onto the stage. He counted them as they went on. 1: Kankuro, in his fire-dancer attire(shirtless, leafbands on ankles and head), 2: Sakura, 3: Temari, 4: Ino; all in hula-dancer attire(leafbands on head, wrists, and ankles, large-leaf hula skirts, and blue-and-pink, sleeve-less, midrift-showing shirts). Kakashi counted all four and when they got on stage, and in their proper spots, he noticed that one was missing. "Ay... Sasuke...".
Sasuke finally made it to school and snuck through backstage. He quietly slipped into the performance while it was at its peak, lit his torches, and danced the best that he could. It was a wonderful sight, seeing all the students dance, the girls hula-ing, and the boys spinning their torches. Finally, the show was done. All four students turned once and cheered, "We're the Konoha Island Dance-Squad!" All of a sudden,
"WAAAHHH!!!" Kankuro yelled as he tripped on the water that had dripped from the still-wet Sasuke. All the remaining dancers on the stage moved away from the fallen boy. Kakashi sighed as he walked up onto the stage. He then asked the Uchiha,
"Sasuke... Why are you all wet?" The dark-haired boy was silent for a moment. "Well..?" Sasuke calmly answered,
"It's Sandwich-Day."
"..?" Sasuke sighed exasperatedly and continued,
"Every other tuesday, I feed Pudge the fish a sandwich." Kakashi asked, a little confused,
"Pudge is... a fish?" Sasuke nodded and continued,
"But today we were out of peanut-butter! I asked Itachi what to give her instead and he said "tuna". I can't give Pudge tuna!" He gestured for Kakashi to come closer and asked, "Do you know what tuna is?" Kakashi replied,
"Uh... Fish?" Sasuke then exclaimed,
"THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S FISH!! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to run all the way to the store to get peanut-butter, because all we had WAS FRIGGIN' TUNA!!!" Sasuke finished his explanation and was breathing heavily. All the other students and dancers were giving him strange looks. Kakashi finally asked,
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, Why is this so important to you?" Sasuke turned and stated,
"Pudge controls the weather." Everyone was silent and still gave him those, "What the fuck?"-looks. Kankuro broke the silence by saying,
"Wow, You're gay, emo, weird, and crazy." Sasuke glared into space for a while and then, all of a sudden, with a,
"THIS COMING FROM THE DUDE WHO LIKES PUPPETS AND WEARS MAKE-UP EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY!?!?", jumps on top of Kankuro and starts to beat on him relentlessly. Sakura, Ino and Temari screamed as they ran behind Kakashi and hid while he pulled the two boys apart.
"Hey, hey, hey! Calm down you guys!" Sasuke frantically pleaded,
"I'm sorry, I won't do it again! I just want to dance, I practiced. I want to dance, I practiced..." He trailed off as he tried to beg for forgiveness. Kankuro was looking at his arm and stated aloud,
"Ugh.. He bit me." All the girls chimed,
"Ew..."
Later...
School was just dismissed, Sasuke was sitting outside on the porch while Kankuro, Sakura, Ino, and Temari ran out right pass him. A minute passed before Kakashi came out and said to Sasuke,
"Your brother's going to pick you up. He says to stay here." and went back in. Sasuke was sitting down by himself when he heard the other students walking and talking nearby.
"Does this look infected to you?" Kankuro asked as he and the other girls were walking with their pets. Kankuro had a parrot that repeated,
"Does this look infected to you, Squwak!", Sakura had a pink-dyed poodle to match her hair, Ino had a pot-bellied pig, and Temari had a weasel. All of a sudden, Sasuke appeared in front of them, causing all the other students to yelp in fear.
"You better not have rabies!" Kankuro stated nastily. Ino added,
"If you have rabies, the veterinarian's going to have to cut of your head and..."
"Are you guys going to the Pet Park?" Sasuke asked, interrupting the Yamanaka girl. Kankuro then replied,
"You don't have a pet." Sasuke was silent for a minute. He then dug into his backpack and pulled out a vicious, all-black racoon. All of the students shuddered at the sight as Sasuke started,
"This is Yami. Itachi got him for me from a pet-shop that couldn't find a home for him, so..." When both owner and pet looked up again, all four people were gone. Sasuke gave a defeated sigh and said to the racoon, "Come on Yami, let's go home." The racoon responded by playfully biting his owner's ear and jumping back into the backpack. A minute later Sasuke was gone.
Wow... Poor Sasuke. I figured since this chapter was kind of all about Sasuke that I'll update with two chapters this time, so go on, read chapter two already! But please remember to review afterwards.