Itachi- Ahem. As you all can see, I am Itachi Uchiha and you're all probably wondering why I'm starting off this A/N. Well since this person is so emotional over the fact that this person is really upset about the fact that Kisame had another surfing contest to go to.
TG- sulking in her corner of despair Why..? Why hasn't my love come, why?
Itachi- ... getting angry ...finally throws rock at the author
TG- You little SOB!!
Itachi- You need to stop fantasizing about my boyfreind!
TG- smirks evilly You're quite possessive Uchiha...
Itachi- blushes... Just do the disclaimer already.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Lilo and Stitch
"Ugh... what hit me..?" "Kyuubi groaned as he rose up from the carpeted ground. "Wait a minute? Carpeted?" He got up and after rubbing his head with one of his clawed hands he saw that he was no longer by the road, but in a large room decorated with cheerful colors despite the gray, depressing walls that stll showed. "What the hell?!" "Kyuubi" growled as he jumped up and reached for his guns but saw that his clothes had been changed and his weapons taken. He frantically looked around his surroundings until he saw a bunch of children and teenagers huddled together in the far corner, fear clearly showing in their eyes. "Kyuubi" tried to talk to the people, but he forgot to change his words to those which the humans could understand so...
"Hey, what the hell's going on here?!" The collection of children and teenagers in the corner shuddered in fear as the creature spoke. He then jumped up and after finding his way, made it outside of the building. However...
Bang! Bang! Bang! A laser from far away shot at the alien-young man. Fortunately, "Kyuubi" sucessfuly dodged each shot and when they stopped he heard a,
"You can't run forever!!"
"Yondaime?" He asked as his ears perked up to the familiar voice. After a few minutes, he went back inside of the building, and with a growl, sat down thinking about how the hell he was going to get out of this place.
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"We need someone..." Itachi started.
"Preferably a boy..." Sasuke added.
"Who is used to not having it perfect..."
"That isn't a prissy, goody-goody two shoes..."
"That will be used to living with a couple of freaks...
"And won't bitch or make fun of how we look or act." The manager of the orphanage just stared at the two young men. She then said,
"Okay... Well um, We usually have parents go into the back and see the kids for themselves." Itachi then gave an agitated look as the woman opened the door beside her desk. He then with a small (A/N: TG- Itty, bitty, tiney, winey, microscpic... Itachi- Shut the fuck up.) smile, pushed Sasuke through the door.
"What the hell?" Sasuke yelped as Itachi pushed him through.
"Go pick someone out already, I'll be out here." Sasuke gave one more glare to his brother and then went to the playroom where all of the adoptable children and teens were.
Meanwhile, "Kyuubi" was banging his head against the wall, leaving a huge dent, until he heard, "Hey! Where the hell is everyone?" Sasuke called as he walked down the hallway, not at all knowing that everyone had grown so desperate that the were now clinging to the ceiling. "Kyuubi" heard the voice and then his attention was diverted to a poster that read: "Adopt Today!" and had a picture of a stereotypical picture of a famliy. "Kyuubi" turned and thought for a minute. He then retracted his claws, changed his ears into a more human-shape, changed his hair completely blonde, he still had the whisker marks, but he couldn't change that, and his eyes sky-blue. Sasuke was about to give up when a strangely attractive blonde boy ran up to him. Sasuke was surprised at first but then murmured out a, "Hey, what's up?" Naruto took in the boy's language and then beamed back,
"Hi!!" And hugged the raven. Sasuke was amazed at first but then murmured a small,
"Okay... I guess he likes me." He looked over the orange-clad boy once more. "Well... At least he's cute..."
"Oh, yes every child here is adoptable..." The manager was talking with Itachi as they waited for Sasuke to come back. The raven came back with a certain blonde following him. Itachi and the manager glanced over. "...EXCEPT FOR HIM!!!" Itachi grabbed Sasuke and asked,
"Who's this?" The manager replied, trying to hold the blonde down,
"A teenager! I think... But he was dead this morning..!" Itachi responded,
"He was dead this morning? Damn, talk about your Lazarus..." Sasuke then smirked and stated,
"I don't care, we're taking him home. Hey, what's his name?", He ended by asking the manager. She was struggling, and failing, to keep the blonde still as she managed to get out,
"Well, he... Didn't have any form of... identification, so we... called him Naruto because of the spiral design on... the shirt that he had been wearing..." Itachi smirked,
"Wow he's a weirdo-freak. Just like us, we'll take him." The manager finally gave up and let Naruto go. Naruto ran and hugged Sasuke, the raven enjoying the attention. The manager took a deep breath and said,
"Okay... If you would just come over here and sign these papers Mr. Uchiha." Itachi signed the papers. "$100 please." Itachi got out the money and, after a couple minutes of hesitation, gave it up. Naruto was looking around his new surroundings like a hyperactive puppy and Sasuke just simply watched, a smile growing on his face.
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"Okay... He's running around now... Acting like an idiot..." Yondaime whispered quietly as he looked at the four masses of body heat through his heat-seeking, x-ray goggles. Iruka then asked,
"Hey, what's..!" Yondaime covered the pony-tailed alien's mouth quickly as he whispered harshly,
"Shut up! Do you want him to hear you?" Iruka was quiet when the hand was pulled away. After a while he asked, quietly,
"How good is his hearing?" Just then, "Kyuubi's" mass of body-heat turned towards their direction and glared at them. Just then the blonde ran out the door, smiled towards Yondaime, and just stood there on the porch of the building. Yondaime aimed his laser at the blonde, about to shoot. He then asked quietly,
"Why don't you run..?" His finger was on the trigger now. "Kyuubi" then called to the people inside,
"Hey! Hey! Come on, come on!" Sasuke walked out first, with a,
"God, how much sugar have you had?"
"NO!!!" Iruka yelled, pulling Yondaime's arm in another direction just as he pulled the trigger. It hit forty miles another way.
"AGH!!! That was my last shot!" He ripped the empty cartridge out of the laser, and shoved a new one in. He then growled at Iruka, "What the hell is your problem?!"
"You were about break the law even more!" Iruka replied. Yondaime looked at the raven-haired young man that was standing by his creation. He then stated,
"Quit worrying so much, I won't hit him!" Iruka snapped back,
"You are endangering a vital member of the mosquito food-chain!" He pulled out a little high-tech "click and see" and shoved it to Yondaime. "Here, educate yourself!" Yondaime lowered the gun as he looked at the various pictures.
"He's using that young man as a shield... THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU, YOU LITTLE SOB!!!" The blonde boy broke into an uncontrollable laughing-fit. "Aah! You're going to pay for this!" Yondaime yelled as he started to run down the hill. Iruka then tackled him to the ground with a,
"No! You can't let them see you!"
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Naruto had started growling for some reason, and after a while, Sasuke got sick of it to the point that he hit the blonde on the head with a wooden-fan. "Hey! That hurt..." Naruto whined.
"Well, you shouldn't have been growling like a mutt." Sasuke replied. Itachi finally came out from the building and said to the two,
"Come on you two."
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"Why the hell not?!" Yondaime snapped back to Iruka when he was able to stand again.
"We can't let the humans see us! They'll panic!" Iruka stated and well... he was kind of right. Yondaime's skin was, thanks to the sun, flaming-red,(not because of sunburn, because his alien skin is super sensitive to temperature) and Iruka's skin was actually always pale, pale blue(because he's a dolphin like that). Their outfits didn't help either(they were pulling off that futuristic, alien-chic thing). Yondaime sighed as he sat down in the shade, his skin slowly becoming kind of normal,
"Then what do you suppose that we do?" Iruka pulled out a couple of beige discs and some bags.
"We have to blend in! I have human clothes and these skin-coloring discs will help us look a bit normal." Yondaime smirked,
"Who wants to be normal?"
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Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto were walking down the street in the middle of town. They stopped and Itachi, looking at his watch, said to Sasuke, "Okay, I have to go to work. So here's twenty bucks..." He handed Sasuke the money. Meanwhile, Naruto had been distracted by a TV display that was showing an old Godzilla movie. "...And I will see you later." He hugged Sasuke and was about to leave when...
"Um, aren't you forgetting someone?" Sasuke asked, gesturing to the blonde. Itachi looked at Naruto as he came back over.
"Um... Yeah." He quickly walked towards his job. Sasuke looked at Naruto and then said,
"Well, might as well show you around..." Sasuke started to walk and Naruto followed, like an eager puppy. They had been walking for a while when, as fate would have it, Kankuro, Temari, Sakura, and Ino drove up in Kankuro's Mercedes. "Aw crap... I still have to apolgize..." Sasuke groaned as he gestured for Naruto to stay where he was. He, very hesitatingly, walked up to the driver's side door. "Hey Kankuro..." Said brunette looked over and sighed,
"What do you want, freak?" Sasuke thought in his head over and over,
"Ignore him, ignore him..." He then said aloud, "Look, I'm sorry I hit you... and messed up your make-up... and pulled your hair... and bit you..." Kankuro gave an agitated,
"Whatever. Apology not accepted, now get out of my way before I run you over... Aaahhh!!!" At this moment, Naruto came over and was walking around the car, observing the machine. Sasuke looked over and stated,
"Oh yeah... This is Naruto. Me and Itachi took him in from the orphanage." Kankuro replied, with a look of disgust,
"That is the ugliest orphan I have ever seen." As if on cue, all the girls in the car stated,
"Yeah..!" Naruto let out a small growl and walked over to the driver's seat. He then started messing with the steering wheel.
"Waah! Get it away from me, I'm going to get a disease!" Kankuro cried. Naruto ignored him and kept messing with the car until he saw Yondaime's face from behind a newspaper. He then growled louder and, without any warning, gave the car a huge kick that made all the passengers fly out. Naruto then grabbed Sasuke, started the car, and drove off. Kankuro yelled, "My car!!! Isn't someone going to do something?!" Yondaime uncovered his face completely and chuckled. He was now wearing a hawaiian flower-shirt and green jeans, and, thanks to that coloring disc, his skin was now a normal shade. Iruka stopped looking at catalogues and other things and turned around. He was wearing a loose, white, button-up shirt and blue pants, and his skin was normally shaded too. He looked at the cloud of dust and cried,
"Oh great! He's loose!" Yondaime chuckled,
"Ah yes, his destructive programming is starting to take effect. Soon he will be drawn to large cities where he will destroy traffic lights, back up city plumbing, and steal everyone's left shoe." Iruka stayed gawking panickly at the cloud of dust until something clicked in his mind.
"Their left shoe?" Yondaime chuckled nervously and continued,
"Um... Yes, you see, I was tyring to make it so that he would steal everyone's right shoe but it didn't work out and..."
"Why the heck would you make him steal shoes?!"
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"'Then Jin rubbed Yuki's back soothingly, yet just a little bit sensually...'" Kakashi was walking down the street on his way home from the grocery store while reading the latest editon of Icha Icha: Yaoi Edition (A/N: God, If this book exists, even if it's in kanji, can someone direct me to it? Please? Itachi: You know it doesn't. TG: A girl can dream, can't she? TT). He looked up from his book to check if he was going in the right direction when his eyes were caught by something. A beautiful brown-haired man who was currently yelling at his blonde friend. Kakashi was drooling for a moment until he realized that he was staring. "He is cute though. I wonder what his name is..?"
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"I would have never thought that you would be one to commit grand theft auto!!!" Sasuke called over to the blonde who was currently blazing down the beach path in the car. After a while, the car stopped when Naruto reached a cliff. The blonde groaned as he put the car in reverse and drove towards another direction. However, after a while he found he would drive to cliff... after cliff... after cliff. Naruto finally stopped the car at a cliff that over looked the town. Sasuke then looked over and sighed, "You know, I'm probably going to hate myself in the morning for saying this but..." Naruto was growling agitatedly when he turned his head towards the raven. "It is kind of nice to live on an island with no large cities."
"SON OF A..!" Naruto yelled as he collapsed in disappointment. Sasuke just glanced at the dobe with a confused yet amused look.
I'm sorry to the 1,000th power that I haven't updated in so long but my internet got cut off (Damn you, AOL...) and I haven't been able to update anything: Not Sasuke and Naruto, not The Konoha, not even A True Series of Unfortunate Events. But please don't abondon me...
Itachi: Ahem...
TG- Us. I meant, please don't abandon us, reviewers... I was so happy when my stories got reviewed and favorited, please don't take that joy away from me. I'm updating this from the evil community college that my high school makes me go to since I'm such a good student. I'm going to try and post as many chapters as I can while I'm taking my class here so until next time...
-Tyranno's girl