TG- My love is finally going to appear in this chapter, hooray!!
Itachi- starts up chainsaw What... did... I... tell... you..?
TG- Aw crap! Save me, Kisame!!
Itachi- Shut the fuck up about my boyfreind! He's my seme, not yours!!
TG- ...You're an uke, I knew it!!
Itachi- saws through table that author is hiding behind Shut up and do the disclaimer already.
Disclaimer: You guys know the drill...
After the whole incident with the car, Naruto left it by the beach and Sasuke continued to show him around the town. They had made their way to another beach where there was a volleyball tournament being held. One of the balls accidentally hit Naruto, making him growl in anger at the young man who was coming to get it.
"Hey, a little help?" The man asked Naruto. The blonde got a mischeivious smirk as he picked up the ball. He then carfully aimed his hand and when he was content with the position, threw the ball (at, let's say a speed of Mach 1, just to be polite) right at the young man's "family jewels". The young man let out a squeak of pain before collapsing into the ground. Naruto turned to Sasuke, laughing impishly, to see what he had to say. The raven didn't do anything except murmur,
"Way to go, dobe..." Naruto frowned and was about to start strangling the brunette until he saw Yondaime and Iruka a while's away, the professor flashing his creation an evil smirk while showing a little bit of the gun from behind his newspaper. Naruto growled angrily and gave Sasuke a hug. Sasuke gave a strange look but then rubbed the blonde's head and muttered a, "It's okay, dobe..." After that, it was a long day, including an interesting incident with a neighborhood dog and cute little event when Naruto wanted to ride what looked like a spaceship but it turned out to be one of those crappy kids' rides you see outside of grocery stores. This event left a saddened Naruto and Yondaime calling over with a smirk,
"When you want to give up, just let me know!"
Later that night...
Up on a stage inside a island-village restaurant, A young man with gray-tinted skin (a few years older than Itachi) called to his back up dancers on the stage when the drums started up. The were all professional flame-twirlers who worked at the restaurant. Now, just because they were professionals, didn't mean they were perfect. I say this because the young man in the lead, well, his skin wasn't always gray. This was because... (back to current scene) the dancers were about to finish and the gray-skinned young man picked up a bottle filled with alcohol. He then sucked some of the alcohol into his mouth and placed his torch a couple of inches from his face. When the drums stopped, he pat out the liquid in a smooth stream that created a wonderful effect with the fire. Everyone in the audience cheered. There was a loud creak.
"Oh shit, not again..."
Kisame Hoshigaki looked up just in time to see the roof of the stage fall on him, flames and all.
Naruto had busted up laughing at the sight of the restaurant's security ran onto the stage with fire extinguishers and oxygen masks. Sasuke was busy writing and drawing out complex documents and diagrams on the table that the two boys were sitting at. Sasuke nudged Naruto to get his attention and the blonde hesitatingly looked over. "Alright, dobe, this is a diagram of you..." Sasuke pointed to the picture. "..This is your kind level..." Sasuke pointed to the microscopic blue part of the drawing. He then pointed to the massive red part of the drawing, "..And this is your anger level. It's significantly high for someone like you, we should fix that." All the while Sasuke was talking, Naruto was fussing around with his hair and other mundane things to ignore the teme. All of a sudden,
"Sasuke... Why are you guys messing up the table?" The two boys looked up to see Itachi who was dressed up in nothing but a leaf-skirt covering beige pants (Itachi cursed the manager everyday for his embarassing uniform but he needed the job.). Sasuke completely ignored his elder brother and said,
"Naruto is troubled... He needs ramen." At this the blonde boy perked up and a cute fox-grin graced his face. Itachi sighed as he picked up the plates of half-eaten food on their table,
"Ugh... You didn't even finish your dango, I thought you liked them." Sasuke replied,
"That's you and Kisame's aphrodisiac, not mine." Naruto chimed in,
"Ramen!" Itachi blushed furiously and wanted to beat up Sasuke but just went off silently with the plates.
"Oi, Sasuke!" A deep voice called over. Sasuke turned in the direction of the voice and correctly called back,
"Hey Kisame..." The grey-skinned young man jogged over and asked,
"So how's life been treating you?" Sasuke replied,
"Crappily. Hey we got a new roommate, his name's Naruto" At this time Naruto was impatiently nibbling on the table waiting for the food. Kisame asked, unsure of the situation,
"Uh... You sure he's... human?" Sasuke answered,
"Yeah. He used to be as civil as a boyscout before he got ran over." Itachi came back and gave the two their ramen. Sasuke was about to start eating but Naruto had already started scarfing down the food. "Hey, what the hell?!" Sasuke exclaimed. This caused Naruto to stop his scarfing, spit the food back out, and then offer it to Sasuke. "N-Never mind..." Sasuke groaned back. As Itachi walked past, Kisame asked,
"Hey, what's up Ita..." He was interrupted when the eldest Uchiha stated,
"Ugh... You smell like an ashtray, did you catch on fire again?" Kisame flashed a toothy grin as he reassured,
"Nah, just the stage... So Itachi, I was thinking that if you didn't have any plans this week-end, me and you could..." Itachi sighed and stated,
"Kisame... You know normally I would love to but..." He looked over to Sasuke and Naruto, the blonde had started eating the ramen again. "I have a lot on my plate right now..." Then he walked away. Kisame let out a sigh but then Sasuke stated,
"Kisame, don't worry about it." Kisame turned around to see Sasuke drawing again. "He loves your ass and digs your fancy hair, I know I read it in his diary." Kisame smiled and asked back,
"He thinks it's fancy?" Unbeknownst to the others, Naruto's nose had picked up something that attracted the young experiment. He followed the scent all the way to a large suitcase and started scratching at it. All of a sudden, Naruto felt his hands being grabbed. Yondaime made himself known with a,
"Hah hah! My little experiment, thought you could outsmart me, huh?" He then turned to Iruka and said, "Get the handcuffs, quick!" Iruka was looking through the suitcase, having a hard time.
"Um... just a moment.. almost..." Just then Naruto broke free from the professor and bit down, hard, on Iruka's arm. "AAAAHHHH!!!" Iruka screamed, catching the attention of everyone in the restaurant. Sasuke, Itachi, and Kisame ran over to the scene just in time to see (A/N: Enter side story here) Kakashi (from the school, who was coincedentally dining at the same restaurant) trying to pull Naruto off of the brunette. Kisame decided to help by pulling on the brunette's side. After a while of struggle, they got the feisty blonde to let go. Kakashi Everyone was breathing heavily and giving sighs of relief until...
"Uchiha!!" The restaurant-manager stormed into the room. Itachi replied,
"Eizaku-san?" The elder man replied,
"You know I was put under a lot of pressue to hire you and well..." He looked at everyone who had been in the struggle and then said, "It's just not working out, you don't have to come here after tonight." He said to Itachi. Itachi took off his name-tag necklace and his leaf-skirt and threw them down in front of Eizaku-san's feet. He then stated,
"Fine then. Who needs this wannabe village restaurant anyway?" He gestured for Sasuke and Naruto to follow him, which they did. Kisame was about to leave with them but Itachi stopped him, saying, "Your shift isn't over yet." The two remaining Uchiha's and their new freind left the restaurant.
Later...
"Ow... that little beast..." Iruka groaned as he looked over his wound. The areas where "Kyuubi" had bitten him were turning blue. He was going to give Yondaime a good, stern talking to if it weren't for the fact that Yondaime was groaning about how his experiment had escaped. All of a sudden,
"Hey there, are you alright?" Iruka followed the deep voice to the gray-haired man who had help to save him.
"Oh! Um... Uh.. Hello." Iruka struggled for the right "human" words. Kakashi sat down by the lovely brunette and introduced himself. Iruka "blued" (another alien-symptom) as he grew more and more unsteady. Kakashi took Iruka's arm and stated, "Wow, that kid really did a number on you..." Iruka started trembling. "I know!" Kakashi grinned underneath his mask, "Why don't you come to my place? I help you get all healed up... What was your name again?" Kakashi asked as he stood up with the brunette.
"I-Iruka... Um, wait I have to talk to my companion and..." Yondaime replied,
"Ah, go on. It will be good for you." Iruka cried back as he was being dragged away,
"GOOD FOR ME HOW?!" When Iruka and Kakashi were gone, Yondaime whispered with a smirk,
"More than you know..."
TG- Yes! High five, Itachi!
Itachi- Don't make me hurt you...
TG- gulps Ah, well um, I hope that you all enjoy this chappie! Reviews help me write more and find ways to get internet access.
Itachi- So, if you don't want to find a dead animal head near your pillow, review!
TG- He's kidding, really.
Itachi- No, I'm not.