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door opens
Kisame- Hey, what's up?
TG- squeals AAH!! It's Kisame! This day is the best!!!
Kisame- Um, yeah. Hey listen, where's Itachi?
TG- Oh. He's around somewhere, who cares?
Itachi- bursts in with a flamethrower What.. Was.. That..?
TG- I mean... We can't do this without Itachi! Heh heh...
Kisame- Maybe you should just do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything from Shonen Jump or anything from Disney.
(A/N: Starting off with the side story) It was a somewhat normal night until... "YONDAIME!!!" Iruka yelled as he ran out of one Kakashi Hatake's apartment. Now what had frightened our little pony-tailed alien so? Well, let's rewind back a bit...
Flashback...
"My my... That little boy really did a number on you, huh...? I'm sorry, what was your name?" Kakashi smiled as he ended. They were both in the silver-haired man's apartment, where Kakashi had let Iruka sit on his bed while he went to go get bandages. Iruka frowned as he once again replied,
"I already told you, it's Iruka." He then murmured, "Unintelligent human..."
"What was that?" Kakashi asked as he came back. Iruka nervously smiled as he replied,
"Nothing, nothing." Kakashi then rubbed a little rubbing alcohol on the bite marks. Kakashi, suddenly remembering something from his novel, then rubbed the rubbed Iruka's back, soothingly, yet just a little bit sensually. Iruka yiped at the new sensation. Kakashi pretended not to notice and began bandaging up the marks.
"You're so jumpy... You need to calm down, Iruka..." Iruka shuddered as he thought,
"What is this human doing?!!" Iruka then got his answer when Kakashi spun him around and went in for the kill, or, kiss I should say. Iruka stood completely shocked and still as an alien-blue blush spread across his face. "Oh my god, what is he doing?! I haven't read or studied anything like this in my books. Mm... It feels kind of good... Wait! How do I know I'm not in danger?! I have to leave, NOW!!!" Iruka thought all before he pushed Kakashi away. As they both caught their breaths, Iruka stammered, "I..I have t..to go. P..Please, m..my bag?" Kakashi, who had kept up his cool composure, simply gave Iruka the bag that he had come over with. The silver-haired man then asked,
"Are you going to be alright? I mean, sorry if I scared you..." Iruka replied back,
"No, no! You didn't scare me at all!! I know that that was just a normal human-greeting between us normal humans! Heh-heh... Oh well! Look at the time, I should be getting back to me and my friend's campsite! Heh heh heh..." Iruka said all this until he was at the door. He said a quick, "Goodnight, Kakashi-san!", and when he was outside the door... "YONDAIME!!!" He yelled as he ran to meet up with his evil accomplice.
(Back to the main-story...)
Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto and just made it back to the house. They had all walked in total-silence until Sasuke asked, "You got fired because of the dobe and me, huh Itachi?" Itachi replied, with a calm smile,
"No, no. The manager was just upset because one day Kisame and me were fooling around and we wouldn't let him join in on the fun." Sasuke sighed,
"I knew it." Itachi opened the door and the two younger boys rushed inside. "Alright, dobe, this is your new home." Naruto looked around the house. After about two minutes of looking, he decided he was bored and started to entertain himself the only way he knew how: wrecking the place. The blonde ran to the kitchen and started to take apart things like the blender and the microwave.
"Damn it, Sasuke!!" Itachi yelled as he ran after and caught the hyperactive young man. Naruto was squirming around in his arms when Itachi snapped, "Okay, Sasuke, I've had it! He's obviously mental or something! We going to have to take him back to the orphanage!!" Sasuke protested,
"Itachi, quit being evil! It's only been a day, he needs to adjust to home life!!" Itachi was still having his doubts and Naruto's fidgeting wasn't helping. Sasuke then decided to play his trump card, "Are you forgetting what Mom and Dad used to say?!" Itachi stood still as Sasuke started up again, "The two of them used to say, 'When you find family, no matter how they act or where you find them, you have to accept them. Through good and bad; Through thick and thin." Naruto had stopped fidgeting and had listened to Sasuke as well. Itachi then groaned as he let go of Naruto,
"Ugh... You know I hate when you use Mom and Dad's quote against me." Sasuke just stuck out his tongue at Itachi. Then the eldest Uchiha did the same to Sasuke. Naruto then quickly walked over to Sasuke and hugged the young Uchiha. Sasuke then walked away with the blonde while saying,
"Come on, Usuratonkatchi, let's go to bed." Naruto let out a small growl. When they were gone, Itachi simply sighed and pleaded,
"God, give me the strength..."
"Alright dobe, here we are." Sasuke stated as they came to the younger Uchiha's room. Naruto walked in and started looking around and didn't notice at all that Sasuke had brought a bottle full of liquid with the two. "Here, dobe." Sasuke said as he threw the bottle to the blonde. Naruto looked at it, sniffed it, and then drank from the bottle. "It's saké," Sasuke started, "I figured that after today you need to wind down a bit." Naruto was too busy drinking the liquid.
"Ne... This is awesome!" Something caught his attention and he jumped onto Sasuke's bed.
"Hey dobe, that's my bed! You're not allowed in it... yet." Naruto didn't pay him any mind and was blocking him with a pillow and then noticed something. It was a picture; carefully placed under the raven's pillow. Sasuke realized had happened and before Naruto could do anything, pushed him off the bed and yelled, "YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Naruto shook his head, a bit surprised at the raven's behavior. This soon passed, however, and Naruto was soon ripping apart some of Sasuke's kindergarten paintings. "Naruto!!" Sasuke yelled before he hit the blonde on the head with the wooden fan. Naruto stopped his antics. "You know...," Sasuke started as he sat down by the blonde, "You have a lot of energy. Why not instead of being destructive, why not try being constructive?" Naruto considered this and then started using the spare items in the room build something in the middle of the room. When he was done... "Wow... San Francisco." Sasuke stated as he looked at the model Naruto had built. Then Naruto grabbed a lamp, took off the shade and then leaned it towards him for dramatic effect. Then he gave a fake, little roar as he then began to pretend that he was a b-movie monster destroying the small town. Naruto even picked up a small car and pretended to whine,
"Eep, save me!" Sasuke simply looked on at the blonde's performance and calmly stated,
"No more alcohol for you."
"Oh boy," Yondaime chuckled as he spied on his experiment through the window, at a safe distance, of course, "This young man is just wasting his time, 'Kyuubi' can not refuse being destructive, it's in his DNA." Just then, Iruka found his way and started fuming,
"You evil bastard!! You knew what would happen if I went with that strange human, didn't you?" Yondaime simply chuckled as he stated, with out even turning around,
"I thought it would help you to relax, you're always so jumpy and finicky. Besides, you got to learn something new about humans, didn't you?" At this, Iruka remembered what had taken place and another blue-blush grew across his face. He then snapped back,
"Learn something new?! I could have been in danger!" The pony-tailed alien then began to search through his bag for his skin-coloring disc when he saw something different in there. It was a package addressed to him. When he had finished unwrapping it, his curiosity had gotten the best of him, he saw that it was… "It's a book! Wow, this is amazing, I actually have a piece of human-literature in my possession!!" Yondaime simply shook his head as he was forced to listen to the dolphin-alien's squealing. Iruka then tried to read the title, "I.. Icha Icha: New Beginnings, Yaoi Edition?" Yondaime was still trying to ignore the pony-tailed alien and went back to spying. Iruka opened the book and there, with hearts around the lettering, on the inside book-cover was
"From Kakashi, hope you enjoy it." Iruka sighed/groaned, "It's from Kakashi-san…" Iruka then started to skim through the pages of the book, and with every flick of the pages, his blush got worse… and worse… and worse. Yondaime turned around when he noticed Iruka's blush and asked,
"Hey, what do you have there?" Iruka closed the book and tried to hide it back in his bag while saying,
"It's nothing! Nothing at all, just stupid human writing, you wouldn't want to read it…" Suddenly, Yondaime tackled Iruka to the ground and tried to snatch the book away.
"Give it here!"
"No!"
"I said, give it!!"
"You're just jealous because my kindness gets humans to give me gifts!!!" Iruka yelled as Yondaime finally got the book from him. Yondaime started reading, with a foxish grin arising from the content of the tome. Iruka was frowning for a bit when a small, familiar insect flew over and landed on his hand. Iruka gasped and said, "Oh my goodness, Look Yondaime, a mosquito has chosen me for a resting-point! Wow, this is simply fascinating and…" Just then, more mosquitoes arrived and landed all over the naïve alien, "Look, she brought friends! Heh heh, they're nuzzling me with their noses…" Iruka was chuckling as the mosquitoes moved about. "And.. now.. they're…" 3..2..1… "AAAAHHHH!!!!"
"I think he might have a really severe case of ADD." Itachi said on the phone as he was in the kitchen looking a book called 'Childhood Behavior: Revealed'.
"Either that or he's just plain evil." Kisame chuckled on the other line. Itachi began pacing around the kitchen as he started,
"I can't even touch him! He keeps looking at me like he wants to kill and eat me! I mean… Aah!" Itachi stopped with a yelp as he thought he saw a demonic, nine-tailed alien shadow. However, when he calmed down he saw that it was just Naruto who had come downstairs to get something to drink. Itachi just stared on as Naruto got a can of soda, kicked the refrigerator-door shut, and went back upstairs. Itachi was still some what petrified when Kisame's voice on the phone asked,
"Hey, Itachi? Itachi… Hey, Itachi-san…(1)" Said weasel picked the phone back up and answered,
"Y-Yeah. I'm here…"
"Hmm… Now this is interesting…" Yondaime stated aloud as he observed Naruto drinking the soda and then tossing the can aside with a bored expression. Iruka, who was bandaging himself up after the mosquito-incident, asked,
"What now?" Yondaime continued,
"Experiment 'Kyuubi' was created to destroy but he has already destroyed all that he can here. Hmm…" Yondaime laid down on his sleeping bag almost at the same as when 'Kyuubi' sat down amongst the rubble of the room. "You know, I never gave him a greater purpose. You have to wonder what it's like to have nothing, not even good memories to visit, in the middle of the night."
After a while of not being able to fall asleep, Naruto was, once again, bored. So he decided to look in Sasuke's book and try and see if the teme had anything good to read. First, he pulled out a book called, "La Esperança", then one called "Gravitation", and finally "Love Recipe."(2) After rejecting these books, the blonde found a small, worn, children's book. The book had a picture of a duck on the cover. Naruto looked over the book and then went over to Sasuke and started to shake the raven's bed, until… "Ah! Dobe, what the hell?!" Naruto simply smiled and held the book in front of Sasuke's face. Sasuke looked at the book and stated, "Oh, that's 'The Ugly Duckling'." Naruto replied,
"The what?" Sasuke sighed as he got up and took the book. He then explained, as he respectively turned the pages,
"It's about a duckling who nobody likes because he's different from all the other ducklings. But at the end, the duckling's real family finds him and he's happy because he knows where he really belongs." Sasuke ended his summary at the picture of the duckling with a family of swans. Naruto looked at the picture for a while and when he was about to go to sleep on the small pallet that Sasuke had made for him when the youngest Uchiha asked, "Hey, Naruto, You want to hear some music?" Naruto turned with a,
"Hmm?" At this, Sasuke pulled out his radio/CD player and a familiar black and white CD,
"You look like a future MCR(3) fan."
1: Has anyone else ever seen that "Hey Itachi-san" video on YouTube? I didn't like it at first because it made Kisame look stupid, but now that I think about it, it was actually pretty funny.
Kisame- Hey…
TG- Oh, I'm sorry!
2: These are just a few of the Yaoi manga that I have read.
3: MCR? My Chemical Romance? One of the biggest Emo bands, come on people!
Kisame- Well seeing as how the authoress won't let go of my arm…
TG- Wow, Kisame, How much can you bench-press?
Kisame- And Itachi over here is trying to kill said authoress…
Itachi- I going to be merciful and give you 5 seconds to… Get off of him!!
Kisame- I guess it's up to me to ask you guys to review.
TG- Review please! I think my mom's breaking down on the whole, "I'm not putting the internet and cable back on until we move" policy and until then reviews help me to write and find other ways to the internet.