TG- I finally have time to write!! Okay, okay... I haven't been online in a couple of millenia because of the following:
1. High School is a bitch.
2. College is a bitch.
3. Going to high school while taking college classes on the side is a mega-bitch.
4. Have been trying to get an ID-card so that I can get a job...
5. I STILL DON'T HAVE INTERNET!!
...And a whole bunch of other crap.
Kisame- But now this person has made time in her 'busy' schedule to write the next couple of chapters of this fanfic. Oh and by the way, where did Itachi-san go?
TG- Oh... I asked him to go to the store for me to pick up a few things.
Meanwhile at the grocery store...
Itachi- Let's see now: dango... dango... Cookie Dough ice cream... dango... Cheez-its... sighs I thought she asked me to do grocery-shopping not to get all the preperations for a teenage-slumber party!
Back to me...
TG- Mwa-hah-hah! Behold the evil that is a sugar-deprived teenager's shopping list!
Kisame- I guess that I'll do the disclaimer ahem Tyranno's girl does not own any thing from Disney or Shonen Jump. Nor does she have anything to do with My Chemical Romance
These Italics Quoting a song
These Italics Any alien-languages
(A/N: It's the long awaited record-gag!)
We start off the scene in one Uchiha Itachi's room. The eldest Uchiha is still sleeping, drooling over the dream he was having: "Oh God, Kisame harder... mm... It feels so good..." And he was going on until...
"Itachi.. Hey, Itachi!"
"Ugh... Who the hell..?" Itachi took off his black and red eye-mask just to see his younger brother and his younger brother's new blonde friend. Sasuke smirked and asked,
"Was it the one with Kisame dressed up like a sexy-sailor again?" Itachi blushed and snapped back,
"No!!" He then muttered, "He was dressed up like a fireman..." Sasuke and Naruto chuckled, much to Itachi's annoyance. "Alright, alright, What did you two want any..." Sasuke gestured for Itachi to stop talking and brought out his CD-player/radio. The navy-blunette then opened up the radio(CD already inside) and pressed 'play'. Sasuke made sure that he had his brother's attention and then took Naruto's right hand and placed one of the boy's fingers on the CD so that his nail touched the disc. A second went by and then Sasuke said,
"Alright, open your mouth, dobe." Naruto prepares to let out a growl but then just opens his mouth. And when he does...
"To unexplain
the unforgivable...
Drain all the blood
and give the kids a show..! (1)"
Itachi just sat there on his bed, listening as the lyrics from one of his favorite emo-songs was amplified through a most unusual speaker-system. Sasuke began messing around by closing and opening the blonde's mouth at random times, messing with the music.
"By streetlight
this dark night..."
Sasuke closed Naruto's mouth for a few seconds and then opened it again,
"There're things that I have done...
You never...
Should ever know..."
Itachi was perfectly calm. He felt that if Kisame were there in that room and the four of them could have stayed listening to music, he would have been happy. His thoughts were interrupted by four loud knocks on the front door. "Who the heck is that now?!" Itachi then, after making sure that all of him had calmed down, ran down the stairs to answer the door. And who would it be but...
"Good morning, Mr. Uchiha."
"Tsuande the social-worker..." Itachi mentally growled. The blonde-woman then continued,
"So, Mr. Uchiha, I heard that you lost your job at that restaurant." Itachi then leaned up against the wall besides the door, all casual-like, and stated,
"Well, you know, that places hours weren't really working for me and I needed something.. more..." Itachi tried to salvage his situation but then gave up and said, "You're not really buying this, are you?"
"Not in the least." There was an awkward silence and then Naruto walked up to the door, with a book in his hands, and gave a quick glance to the Uchiha then the strange woman at the door, the the Uchiha again, and then the blonde woman again. He then, without a moment's hesitation, threw the book straight at the blonde-woman's face. "AHH!! SON OF A BITCH!!" Itachi almost yelped at this new problem as he grabbed Naruto and put the boy behind him. He then stated,
"I am so, so sorry!! He's just... Well, I don't know but I'm truly sorry!!" Tsunade checked her forehead for blood, picked up her sunglasses from the floor, and then asked/growled,
"Who... Or better yet, what is this?" Sasuke ran out and stated,
"He's our new room-mate." Tsunade glared at the boy and then stated,
"Itachi... Can you afford this one?" Itachi gulped and then whispered,
"More or less..." Then stated, "Well, If I can support one angst-ridden teenager, I can definently handle this little ball of sunshine..?" Itachi ended the statement with a false smile and a questioning look in his eyes. Tsunade eyed the two and then said,
"I can't ignore the fact of you being job-less, Itachi. No more than I could ignore..." She trailed off as she looked in Naruto's direction. "The less-than-civil nature of this young man." There was another awkward silence. Itachi broke the silence and asked,
"So... basically..." Tsunade stated while pointing to Itachi...
"You. Get a job." ...Then pointing to Naruto,
"You. Learn some respect." She pulled out and put on her sunglasses that had fallen on the floor earlier, one of the lenses falling out as they were put on her face. With a silent, "Good day.", the social-worker left the Uchiha house-hold. Itachi closed the door and let a huge sigh as he slumped against it. After a few minutes, he stated to the two younger males,
"Well... It's a week-end, who's up for a day trip?"
The first stop on the "Find Itachi a new job"-tour was the Haruno-outdoor Fruit-market, where Itachi had seen a help-wanted ad. He walked over to the elderly-woman (A/N: For the sake of the story, this is Sakura's grandmother) who was watering the fruit and started, "Hello? Mrs. Haruno..?" On the other side of the market, Sasuke was teaching Naruto about being more civil. The navy-blunette had a rolled up piece of paper in one hand and his backpack in the other.
"Alright dobe, I need to teach you how to be polite. Now here's the symbol of politeness, one of God's greatest gifts to the planet Earth..." Sasuke unraveled the picture. "Mr. Gerard Way." Sasuke put up the picture of the MCR-front singer on one of the nearby fruit-crates. Naruto gazed at the picture of the black-haired rock-singer while Sasuke kept talking, "Now, Gerard couldn't have gotten where he is today if it hadn't been for his..." Sasuke pulled out dark make-up and dark clothing. "...Style.."
"I'm here about your help-wanted ad..." Itachi told the elder woman. Mrs. Haruno answered,
"What?! I can't talk now, sweetie, I waiting for someone to answer my ad!!" Itachi clenched his fist and stated through grating teeth,
"That's why I'm here..." While trying to make the woman understand.
Meanwhile, Sasuke had dressed him and Naruto up in the new dark clothes (Sasuke was in a standard all-black leather and zipper ensemble, while Naruto was in a skin-tight black shirt and black, flowing pants. They both had black eye-liner but wheras Sasuke had drawn on a scar on his left eye, Naruto had a broken heart under his right eye.). He then stated, "Gerard also has a very... lyrical and rythym-filled sense of life. We will focus on that through..." Sasuke pulled out his portable CD-player/radio from his backpack and finished, "..Through dancing."
"Haruno-san!! Your ad! I'm here to answer your ad!!" Itachi yelled while trying to get the old woman's attention. She looked over from watering the produce and stated,
"Oh, that's my ad!!" Itachi yelled,
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY!!"
"I know a thing about contrition,
Because I got enough to spare...
And I'll be granting your permission,
Cause you haven't got a prayer..." Sasuke and Naruto were dancing to the music from the navy-blunette's CD-player. The two had figured out a dance that was a mixture of old-fashioned ballroom and hard-core rocker. It was going fine until Sasuke gave Naruto a spin that sent him flying into the elder Haruno. Itachi walked over, gasping, as he saw the woman with a watermelon now stuck on her head. Sasuke had to hold back a chuckle as the Mrs. Haruno asked,
"Why everything get so dark?!"
Next up was the Sabaku coffee-shop. Itachi was trying his best to impress Kankuro and Temari's father, Mr. Sabaku. "I'm all about coffee and beverages. I can make one of the world's best martini's and a great ice-coffee. Also, I..." Across the way at one of the tables, Sasuke was still teaching Naruto about being "civil".
"Usually, people who are civil have an admirable talent. So..." Sasuke brought out a black guitar-case. He opened it and then presented the treasure inside; an ebony and cherrywood guitar that seemed like it had never been used. "This is Apocalypto, he's my baby so, for the love of God, be careful." Naruto took the instrument and started strumming the strings.
"Itachi, I just hired Toshi and with tourist season ending..." As Mr. Sabaku was talking, Naruto had gotten into the swing of things with the guitar and was really tearing it up on the guitar. So much to the point that when Naruto hit a high note, all the windows in the restarant shattered.The glass of coffee that Mr. Sabaku was holding shattered as well. The café-owner was glaring at the elder Uchiha, who was now laughing sheepishly and trying to walk away.
"I'm all about answering phones." Itachi was now trying to butter up the main-receptionist at the Ayame Tower Hotel/Resort. Meanwhile, Sasuke was walking around the hotel-lobby with Naruto, explaining the next lesson.
"Gerard also has a certain... charm about him." The younger Uchiha stopped as he saw a elderly-woman sitting on a nearby bench. "She looks like she could use some lovin'." Sasuke gave Naruto a flower and sent the blonde off in the woman's direction.
"Hm... We might have something..." The receptionist said and Itachi's face lit up with an almost-smile.
Naruto sat down besides the woman, gave her the flower, and held her hand. The woman looked at the flower with a curious expression. Then Sasuke said, "Good. Now, kiss her."
"AAAAHHH!!" After that scream, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto were bolting down the hallway. As they were running, Sasuke called over to the blonde,
"I'm sure Gerard has his bad days, too!"
"I'm all about saving people?" Itachi groaned questioningly to Mrs. Yamanaka, the head lifeguard at Rouge-Coral Beach.
At the same time, a while's away, Sasuke and Naruto were walking towards a center-area of the beach. The navy-blunette was carrying along an amplifier as he started, "It's time to put everything that you've learned to the test, dobe." Naruto growled, but this time it was with a smile. All day he had been able to cause at least a little bit of mishap so, it was a good day. Sasuke stopped underneath a nearby tree and took the cord from the guitar in one hand as Naruto walked on. A lot of the people on the beach were looking on as the cute, little blonde in all-black went to the middle of the beach.
"Hmm... I think that we actually might have something..." Mrs. Yamanaka thought aloud. Itachi gave a huge sigh of relief and responded,
"Oh thank you so much, you have no idea how much I need this job." The blonde-woman was about to give Itachi a job-explanation, when she noticed all the commotion coming from the beach-goers.
Sasuke smirked as he held the guitar cord next to the guitar-amp. Naruto looked back at him questioningly, as if saying "Are you sure about this?". Sasuke then yelled over,
"It's all you, dobe! Knock 'em dead!!", and then plugged in the cord. Naruto then began to play a slow-at-first version of the MCR song, Teenagers, but then started to speed up a bit as he got used to being in the public eye. Sasuke was still underneath the trees, but was now dancing to the music. Lots of people went around the blonde who was performing almost perfectly and started taking pictures and recording him on their camera-phones. One middle school-girl went up close to get a picture when Naruto looked at her and flashed a pearl-white smile.
"Kyaaa!!" The girl squealed and passed out in giddy-fandom. However, soon after Naruto finished his song, the beach-goers started to surround him in a flurry of cameras and yelling. Sasuke ran over, trying to tell everyone to back off. The navy-blunette was swiftly ignored by the crowd. Meanwhile, our poor little blonde was getting nervous.. then scared.. then angry. So what else is a genetically-engineered experiment to do? He let out a growl, ran over to a random guy with a camera, and snatched it out their hands. He then crushed it with his hand. Said guy ran away screaming. Another sprayed the blonde with a spray-gun full of water and called over, "Hey, calm it down!". Bad move. Naruto then grabbed the guy's arm and threw him across the beach. Lookers-on saw this and started to run away, en mass, screaming.
Itachi and Mrs. Yamanaka saw as all the people were running away. After everyone left, the blonde-woman gave the Uchiha a look of disgust before she stomped off. The brunette gave a huge sigh, running his hands through his long hair. He then went to go sit down on the beach. Sasuke, after calming Naruto down, joined him. Both of the last Uchihas looked at the papers in their hands; Itachi's newspaper page of "help-wanted"-ads and Sasuke's picture of Gerard Way. With a heavy sigh, they both threw their papers to the ground.
A few moments later, who should come by, carrying two surfboards, but one Kisame Hoshigaki (A/N: Kisame- Yes!! I'm in the story! Go me!). The grey-skinned man looked down when he reached the three roommates. After taking a breath, he asked, "So..." He then noticed their expresions, "How are things going?" Itachi looked up and gave a look that clearly meant, 'You have to ask?'. Sasuke then stated,
"We've been having a bad day." Kisame nodded but the smiled a toothy grin. He then replied, "Well, there are few things that a few waves and a couple of boards can't solve." Sasuke's eyes lit up a bit and then looked to his brother. Itachi sat still for a minute and then smiled a bit, taking one of the surfboards as he stood up. Sasuke muttered a small "Yes!", and then called over, "Come on, dobe." Naruto started following the three, a bit confused and nervous, towards the sea.
TG- Finally! And guess what? School's finally out! I'm officially a senior! And, hopefully, I'll have more time to write!
Kisame- But reviews always help.
TG- Yes they do, Kisame. Hey we make a pretty good te..! (authoress gets hit in the head by carton of cookie dough ice cream)
Itachi- Just shut up and eat your damn ice cream.
TG- (dizzily) Thanks for reviewing and please read... Er.. I mean, thanks for reading and please review!!