TG- Okay, Here's the next chapter of the story but there's a couple things that I have to ask:
1st, What the hell?! Only one review?! I thank the person who gave it to me but come on, people! I know that there are more people that have read this story! Review! Review, darn it!
2nd, And this is to that one reviewer who gave me a 'threat'/review, (grabs Kisame) YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY SHARKIE AWAY FROM ME!!
Kisame- mouthing the words Help me... (towards Itachi)
TG- Finally, I need to know guys, when Sasuke and Naruto is over do you guys want me to do a sequel to it, do you guys want me to continue either A True Series of Unfortunate Events or The Konoha (keep in mind, I'm not updating these until Sasuke and Naruto is done), or... although you guys probably won't vote for these, I've been getting a few ideas for some KisaIta fanfics but I don't want to start a new project unless people request for it. So, let me know what you guys think. Tell me your opinions in the form of those lovely reviews!
Disclaimer: I'm not rich, guys, I don't own anything.
"Teme...!! Let go!" Naruto was struggling against Sasuke's iron-grip as the younger Uchiha dragged him towards the water. Kisame and Itachi were already in the water, trying to get started when they saw the blonde trying his hardest to stay on solid ground.
"Um... Itachi, Sasuke..." Both of the Uchihas looked at the shark. "Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe Naruto can't swim?" The brothers looked at Kisame, then each other, then Naruto, then Kisame again. Itachi then stated,
"Kisame, don't be stupid, everyone knows that everyone on Konoha Island can swim." Naruto choked and his blue eyes widened in shock. He was so paralyzed with fear of the Itachi had said that Sasuke easily dragged the blonde's still body towards the water. However, as soon as Naruto's foot touched the water, the blonde yelped and quickly scrambled onto Itachi's surfboard with the two Uchihas. Kisame chuckled and stated,
"I guess that I'll go first, then.", and started to paddle out towards the waves. The three younger males watched on as Kisame neared a wave and then stood up on his surfboard.Itachi watched with a smirk as Kisame skillfully rode the wave back to where he, Sasuke, and Naruto were. Itachi scoffed playfully,
"Show-off." KIsame replied,
"Only when you're around." Next up, Itachi went for a group-ride with Sasuke and Naruto. However, when they got to the top of the wave they caught, the poor blonde was so scared that he had embedded his nails in Sasuke's arm in fear. Itachi almost lost control of the board when he heard his brother's yell of pain. To avoid another incident like that, Kisame took Sasuke for the next wave. Although, the elder teenager purposely let them wipeout for the fun of it, Sasuke yelling,
"Cowabunga!!", as they fell into the water. Naruto cheered from where he was, on the other board with Itachi,
"Go teme! Go same!" The blonde then turned to Itachi, who just let out a sigh as he swam over to meet Kisame. The long-haired teen said to Sasuke,
"Go and watch our hyperactive room-mate." Sasuke just rolled his eyes and swam away from the two elder teens; getting the hint that they wanted to be alone. Another wave rose up, a bit bigger than the first two, and both of the elder teens stood up on the board as it was picked up by the water. Kisame wrapped his arms around the Uchiha's waist as they let the wave carry the board back into the shore.
A while later, Sasuke had picked a play-fight with Kisame and... lost (A/N: Itachi- Of course.), Itachi and Kisame were now burying the navy-blunette under a pile of sand, the shark saying, "And this is why little cockatoo-heads shouldn't fight me, right Itachi?" Itachi just hummed a response as he started to shape some of the sand into a pillar. Wait, wait, wait! Isn't something missing here? Yes, it was.
Naruto had been left by the boards by a couple of palm trees and was apparently forgotten. The sad little blonde, however, wanted some of the attention too. He watched with a frown as the three finished the castle on top of Sasuke, Itachi placing a shell on top. Naruto then suddenly got an idea. He then layed down, pulling a bunch of sand over himself and places a near-by leaf on it, hoping to draw some attention. A couple of seconds passed before Naruto realized that this idea was getting him nowhere. Naruto then got up, grabbed one of the boards and then walked over to Itachi. The long-haired teen was watching his crush un-bury his brother when he felt a hand nudge his shoulder. He turned just to see the blonde standing there with a cute look that just seemed to say, 'Can we try one more time?'
"Wait a moment..." Yondaime started as he watched his experiment through his binoculors. He and Iruka had found a nice secluded rock pillar to watch the blonde-nuisance without being devoured. Meanwhile, Iruka was talking to his grandmother on his intergalactic-cellphone. Iruka then said,
"Oh no, Baa-chan, it's been fine! Especially the part when I almost got my arm bitten off by a monster and I was attacked by a strange human!!" Iruka was continuing his cry for pity while Yondaime obeserved,
"Now this is strange... He's actually willingly going towards the water.. But why?" Iruka's phone then beeped, the dolphin stated,
"Oh, sorry, Baa-chan, I have another call!" He clicked a button on the phone and said, "Hello..."
"Iruka?! Is that you?!" The voice yelled. Iruka yelped,
"Chancellor Sarutobi?! W-why, how nice to hear from you..." A video-feed of Sarutobi came on the phone and along with it,
"Enough of your chattering! I would have thought that you and Yondaime would be back with the creature in tow! Maybe I should have just given this job to Captain Zabuza..." Iruka replied,
"No, no, no!! Don't call Zabuza!" Yondaime continued on, oblivious to the scene with Iruka,
"HE CAN'T SWIM!! What is he doing?!" Iruka was still trying to make peace with Sarutobi, Yondaime stood up, walked over, and closed the phone, saying "Hang up. We're going swimming." Iruka just sat in shook for a minute before Yondaime grabs him, causing the dolphin-like alien to let out a yelp of surprise.
"Alright, it looks like a big one, you two." Itachi stated to the young teens who were on the board with him. And the elder Uchiha was right, the small wave they had started out on had merged to become quite a big wave. Sasuke was fine with it but the poor blonde had dug his nails into the board from fear. The board was in the middle of the wave and was now riding down the wall of water. "Whoo-hoo!!" The two elder brothers yelled as the board ran down. Naruto had closed his eyes when they had gotten on the first wave, but he had opened them and, to his great surprise, he was... having fun. When the board was at a steady point, Naruto let go of the board and let out a big cheer of enjoyment. The three were about to ride the wave into the shore, when a huge mass of blonde, sky-blue, and white crashed into them from within the wave, sending the three of them into the water with a collective scream.
"What the hell?!" Kisame whispered as he saw the scene.
A few minutes later, Itachi and Sasuke emerged from the what taking in deep breaths as they did. Sasuke then asked, "What the hell was that?!" Itachi replied,
"Probably some dumbass who couldn't wait their turn." He sighed and the asked, "Are you okay?" Sasuke didn't even respond to question, he simply asked,
"Wait. Where's Naruto?" All of a sudden,
"AAAAHHHHH!!" Naruto screamed as he made it to the water's surface only to clutch onto Sasuke for dear life before going back down. Itachi screamed,
"What the fuck!! Let go of him, damn it!!", before grabbing his brother's arm just to have it yanked from him. Underneath the water, Sasuke had his eyes snapped shut as Naruto still had a death-grip on his arm; the blonde being dragged down by Yondaime and Iruka.
"Itachi, what happened?" Kisame asked as he swam over and he saw the long-haired teen looking around the water frantically. Itachi then replied, panicking,
"Naruto dragged Sasuke under!!" Kisame groaned,
"Aw, shit!", before taking a breath and diving under to try and find the two. When under, he saw the blonde grabbing on tightly to the navy-blunette. Kisame swam over and tried to pull the two of them up but could only manage to pull Sasuke away. As the shark-like teen swam back up, Naruto was fighting for his life as Yondaime was trying to hold him while Iruka, who was just fine in the water, tried to put on the cuffs. Naruto, however, managed to slip away and confuse the two enough so that Iruka accidentally cuffed Yondaime. The blonde then grew out his claws and cut the elder blonde's oxygen-tank, causing the two to be propelled out of the water and away from the area. Although he was rid of his two hunters, Naruto still couldn't avoid the fact that he was still drowning.
Meanwhile, on the shore...
"Sasuke! Sasuke!! Damn it, Sasuke, if you don't wake up!!" Itachi screamed as he looked at his brother's almost lifeless body. Itachi had tried CPR but it hadn't worked. Suddenly, the navy-blunette coughed out some water and groaned a bit. "Sasuke!!" Itachi gasped as he saw saw his younger brother waking up. "Thank God that you're alright!" Sasuke then looked around him and then said, a bit urgently,
"Where's Naruto?!" At that, Kisame dove back under the water, trying to find the blonde again. Under the water, after a while, Kisame found the blonde floating along lifelessly. On the shore, Sasuke was frantically looking out at the sea for a sign that his blonde companion was okay. Suddenly, Kisame came up to the shore, carrying the unconscious blonde. "Naruto!!" Sasuke ran over.
"He's taken in a lot of water..." Kisame stated as he layed the blonde down. They all looked at him until... The blonde started coughing ferociously, getting out all the water from his lungs. They all gave a great, collective sigh, happy to be out of that situation. Itachi turned around, almost out of instinct, just to see a certain blonde, big-busted, social-worker.
"SHIT..!!" Itachi hissed aloud as he left his spot to see what Tsunade wanted now. When he made it over, she asked,
"Had a bit of trouble, did we?" Itachi replied,
"Look, we handled it. It's fine." Tsunade then stated,
"He could have died, Itachi..."
"But, he didn't! Okay?!" Tsunade just shook her head,
"Look, Itachi. You're a smart kid but I really think that you're in over your head." Itachi placed his hands on his head and shook it as if he could 'shoo' away what the social worker was about to say. "I'll be at your house to pick up Sasuke in the morning." She then walked away. The other three had seen the scene however, they didn't really hear anything. Itachi then seemed to shake a little before walking home. Sasuke then ran over to try and go after his brother, calling over,
"Itachi! Wait!!" Naruto took in another breath as he stood up and watched the two brothers walk off. He felt.. sad. He didn't know why, but he felt really bad. And then when Kisame walked by and said,
"I hate to say this but I really thought that they had a chance..." As he walked off he heard the shark say, "..Until you came along.", he felt even worse.
"Ugh... Damn this mud-ball of a planet..." Yondaime groaned as he and Iruka were washed up onto a pile of rocks. Iruka was whimpering in fear something along the lines of,
"Y-you th-think that it's a n-nice friendly d-dolphin! B-but no!! It's a m-mean shark! A mean, tricky shark!!" Just then, Iruka's phone rang and after shaking it a little bit dry, "He-hello?"
"Iruka!!" Iruka then whimpered,
"Chancellor Sarutobi..." The elderly chancellor then snapped, yelling,
"I HAVE HAD IT!! I'm sending in Captain Zabuza and Haku! Consider yourselves terminated from this mission!" The phone clicked off. Iruka then slumped and whimpered,
"T-terminated..?" Yondaime, on the other hand, was ecstatic. His eyes widened as he slowly stated,
"We're fired..!" He then gave a big cheer, "Whoo-hoo!! Now, we can do things my way!" He ended with a grin. Iruka was still murmuring,
"Terminated... I'm fired.. This can't be... But.. Oh! This day couldn't get any worse!!" He ended with a cry. Suddenly...
"Why, hello.. Iruka, was it?" Iruka flinched as he heard the sadly familiar voice. He faked a smile,
"Oh! Hello, Kakashi-san." Mentally he added, 'Just my luck...' The silver-haired teacher had been driving around when he glimpsed the two in their predicament.
"Would you two happen to need a ride back to town?" Kakashi asked, a glimmer in his eye. Iruka was about to decline when Yondaime covered the brunette's mouth and answered,
"Why, yes we would! Thank you!" Iruka didn't even protest, he just sunk his head in his depression, thinking:
'It got worse...'
A/N: TG- It's here... the next chapter... Finally!! But it's so sad, Sasuke's going to be taken away!
a party noise-maker sounds
TG- What the hell! (authoress turns to see Kisame and Itachi having a mock-celebration) You're supposed to be sad, not partying!!
Kisame-What do you mean 'don't party'?! The story's only a few more chapters from being done!!
Itachi- Even I'm happy about that. blows party-horn
TG- Oh yeah! I forgot! Anyway, read and review please! We're almost done!!