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Authors note: This will probably be my last update for tonight because later I'm going to see The Sword,Machine Head and Metallica play live. I cant wait! So yeah, I had to guess this chapter out guys though and you'll know why once you have read it. I am very proud of this chapter and I enjoyed writing it a lot. Just so you know, the end is coming close! There are only going to be a few more chapters after this one but once you've read the last chapter, I have a little surprise for my loving readers! So keep reading! and guys make sure you review, I mean it I WILL delete this story before I finish it if I dont get at least TWO more reviews. It isn't asking a lot , you know? I just want a little feedback. Also there will be updates on 'Broken' coming soon and more Joker one shots. I will be posting up other fanfics too, havent decided what yet but it will be some of my newer work so it will be better, I hope. Also there will be some non-fanfiction stories up on by me if you guys want to check them out. I have one up already, just send me a private message and i'll give you the link. Thanks for reading. Bye folks! Review!!!!
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Chapter 31: Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little... PUSH!
"Hahahahahaha she's crazier than me!" The Joker exclaimed laughing.
Echo looked at the ground after telling him of the vision she had foreseen. I glared at him, " look I'm glad your still alive an' all that but if you don't shut up and take Echo seriously, I will defiantly consider finding Mime's head and stuffing down your throat"
"I love it when you talk to me like that" he mocked, grinning sickeningly.
I rolled my eyes and looked at Echo " So who are we in danger from?"
She looked at me and said " well they are human for a start and don't have powers, I believe you know one of them"
"They?" The Joker spoke as he flicked his switchblade back and forth.
Echo nodded, "I don't know for sure all I saw was two people gone mad. One born that way crazy and evil , the other suffering from the pain of a broken heart"
The Joker yawned "All this talk is boring me! Let's go something"
"I don't think so. Have you looked at yourself lately?" I snapped
His face broke into a grin, "aw Jinxy. You do care!" The Joker mocked.
I let out a frustrated sigh and continued speaking to Echo not noticing the Joker's stare upon me.
After a while she left promising to see us soon, I turned to the Joker and asked "how did you survive?"
He shrugged and stepped closer towards me, " luck"
I reached out and touched his cut face, sighing gently.
"So what was it you were saying before you fell from that blimp?" he said with a smirk
"As I recall you pushed me" I retorted looking away.
"Look at me" he snarled.
I looked at him instantly; he smirked and pressed his gloved hand against my cheek, stroking it gently.
" You didn't answer my question "Joker said.
Suddenly police sirens could be heard in the distance, growing louder and louder.
"Time to go" I smirked.
He let out a frustration growl and turned and walked away.
" I love you" I whispered smiling gently.
[The next day]
I awoke to a violently slap around my face, I jolted up in shock rubbing my cheek.
"Was that really necessary?" I snapped
The Joker nodded with a grin, he pulled me from the bed and through clothes at me.
"Up now! We've got a job to do" he ordered
I mumbled a reply before shoving him out of the room and getting dressed quickly. I entered the bathroom and when you existed a few minutes later with my make up perfectly done, I saw the Joker laid down on the bed.
" Alright what we doing today then?" I asked.
He sat up and motioned for me to come and sit next to him. I approached and jumped down onto the bed and look up at him.
"well?" I said
"Well Jinxy...Today I thought we could pay Harley a visit" Joker said.
"And the reason for that would be?" I grimaced
He smirked and pulled out his knife, he tapped it lightly against his nose before putting it back in his pocket,
"ah, I see a secret" I chuckled
Suddenly he pulled me on top of him and grinned up at me. I leant down and kissed him gently on the lips, I felt him smiled before kissing you back. The kiss became more passionate, as the joker rested his hands firmly around my waist and I pressed at both sides of his face.
He pulled away and said "Say it Jinxy"
I replied "I love you"
He grinned and spoke "I like the way it sounds when you say it"
He leant up and kissed me before rolling you over to he was on top of you. His hands went up my shirt slightly as I wrapped my arms around his neck.
There was a sudden knock at the door and a voice called " Erm...Boss? Were all ready to go"
He broke away from the kiss and yelled "Two minutes! Go eat yourself or something"
The Joker looked back at me but I smirked and pushed him off "You heard him. We've got to go"
" Wait! I've got to tell you something"
" what?" I asked hopefully
" I got a joke for you" The Joker beamed
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left"
He chuckled a little before continuing " The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left"
"The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee'd in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left?
I smirked, as The Joker went on laughing slightly " The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "
The Joker burst out laughing clutching his stomach as he got to the punch line ""Not much" answered the doctor. 'There's just a nasty bug going around'"
I laughed along with him " good one"
" Time to go then" I said with a smirk
He groaned and followed me out of the room mumbling to him as he did so.
We entered the living room and found many henchmen ready and wearing clown masks.
Suddenly a thought came into my head. I giggled excitedly "Can we blow up the cop station where Harley is at? please oh please oh please" I begged.
The Joker grinned and pushed me out of the house, his henchmen following, large bags flung over there shoulders.
After climbing into the van, the driver sped off in the direction of the cop station. They turned on the radio and a song I loved started playing. I screamed loudly.
" WHAT! WHATS WRONG!" The Joker yelled in shock.
I grinned and pointed franticly at the radio, " I love this song" I cried.
"With the venomous kiss you gave me. I'm killing loneliness. With the warmth of your arms you saved me, Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you. I'm killing loneliness" I sang loudly
"Boss, make her shut up!" One of his henchmen complained.
"No no. I'm kind of enjoying this" The Joker remarked watching me swaying and singing loudly.
I sang "Nailed to the cross, together. As solitude begs us to stay. Disappear in the lie forever. And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are said to start a war"
"Deep" The Joker stated when the song was over.
"Very" I mumbled before pulling out a gun and loading it.
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Soon the van stop and we all poured out, storming into the cop station.
"Evening Commissioner" The Joker said.
Jim Gordon's eyes widened as he surveyed the scene around him. All of his men were being held by one of the Jokers men, he was alone. His eyes landed on me,
"Ava?"
I shuffled nervously ignoring him.
" Jinxy go and find Harley" The Joker ordered
"You're planning on releasing her?" Gordon spoke.
"Not exactly" I heard the Joker say cackling.
I entered the room were the cells were and picked up a set of keys resting on a small desk. I skipped along until I found Harleys cell.
"Hiya Harley" I giggled.
She looked up at me; her eyes were red and puffy. Harley glared at me and snapped "What do you want?"
"I want to watch you bleed and slowly die with a smile on your face" I snarled before pulling out a knife, unlocking the cell door as I did so.
"You're just like him" She spat.
"Awww I thought you loved ya Puddin'?" I mocked.
"He's dead and besides being in here made me realise something, he aint my Puddin' anymore. No, since you came into our lives, you ruined everything. He's your Puddin' now" she said in defeat
"Yes, well this is all very boring. Still I suppose I could have some fun watching Jam Gordon squirm as he watches me blow his team up" I yawned.
I grabbed Harleys arm and dragged her out of the cell. She squealed as I tighten my grip making sure she wouldn't get away.
Not this time.
I dragged her past the cells, were many of the prisoner shouted comments some dirty, some threatening. But I ignored them and continued dragging her along.
" What are you gonna do you me?" she cried
I chuckled and replied " You will see"
I opened a door, The Joker and everyone turned to look at me as I dragged her in. The Joker was now holding a knife to the commissioners throat. I grinned and said "I just thought our dear commissioner should see this"
Swiftly taking a step back I punch Harley square in the face, she fell to the ground instantly. Straddling her I waved the knife in her face. Harley tried to fight back but after a few more punches and a well aimed head butt, she laid back whimpering through her bloodied tears. I gripped her shoulder and with my other hand plunged the knife into her stomach, she screamed in immense pain. I laughed as you twisted the knife further pulling it side ways, backwards and forwards. Tears streak down her face washing away her fading makeup. "Phone!" I shouted.
One of the masked clowns fished around in his pocket and pulled out a mobile phone, the clown threw it to me and I cackled as I shoved it violently into Harley gaping wound.
"Needle. Thread!" I screamed.
"No please no I'm sorry" She cried as another clown dragged a cop along towards me. The cop stared in horror as the clown handed me the small needle and a purple piece of threat.
"Ava please don't do this!" two voiced called at once.
I turned my head and saw Matt looking at me with pleading eyes; he struggled in the grasp of one of the masked clowns. Jim Gordon was held beside him, his eyes begging with me as well.
" Shut up, both of you! This bitch tried to kill me. She is getting what she deserves. After everything she has done, this is her final punch line. Her time. Harley Quinn's curtain call!" I shouted cackling crazily.
The Joker broke into his trademark laugh "that's my girl"
Matt turned his head and screamed at him "Shut the fuck up you freak!" then he turned to me " Ava please your not a killer! Joker's poisoned your mind"
I laughed at him before tying the needle and thread skilfully with one hand, holding the needle between my teeth.
When it was done I slid down a bit and began stitching up Harleys stomach, her screams rang out, it was like music to my ears but the cops shuddered and looked away unable to watch.
Suddenly the doors swung open and in walked Ace, fully clothed and makeup. Her hair had been dyed neon pink again. She glanced around the room and said casually "heard you might be here. What did I miss?"
I giggled and called "You're just in time for the show"
She jumped up and down clapping her hands wildly "Goody!"
I snapped my head back to Harley, she snivelled and cried.
"Please" she whispered
"PLEASE! PLEASE! Harley saying please won't change the things you have done. Please won't change a thing" I shouted punching her in the face.
I finished stitching up her stomach. Blood was still slowly leaking out; it had spilled onto the hem of my red and green dress.
I grinned and jumped off her.
She attempted to sit up only to fail back down and cry out in unbearable pain
" Puddin' please help me" She begged the Joker.
He smirked and shook his head,
"you have been a naughty girl Harley. I told you from the very beginning to one hurt my Jinxy"
All the cops' jaws seemed to drop to the floor. I smiled inwardly and pulled another phone from my pocket. I waved it in the air and giggled,
"Ava, I was so wrong about you. Please Ava prove to me, there's more to you than this " Matt pleaded
"Oh Matt, there is so much more to me. But right now the world is just going to have to deal with me as I am now. Who know's what tomorrow will bring so we might as well let lose and get a little crazy now and then" I announced.
"A little crazy? This is madness" Jim Gordon yelled.
I looked at the Joker and replied "Madness is like gravity, all it takes it a little........"
I ran for the door, the masked clowns, Ace and the Joker followed
"PUSH!"
I typed the numbers quickly into the phone and pushed the Dial button.
Harley screamed as her stomach rumbled.
BOOM!
There was a loud explosion and before I knew it everything was in flames.
I watched in amusement the cops scattered in panic. I laughed as I ran for the van along with the others. They all climbed in and as I was about to get in, the door was slammed shut and I was suddenly pressed against the van.
The Joker smirked at me and kissed me roughly on the lips pressing his hands at both sides of my painted face.
Matt suddenly emerged out of the building, he stared in horror at the two of us.
The Joker pulled away and breathed deeply through his nose before saying " your crazier than me!-"
Matt began to run towards us but stopped when…
" and I love you, Jinxy" The Joker grinned.
"No! You cant" Matt yelled.
I smirked, "I like this punch line...alot.......Jack"
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" I'm only laughing on the outside, my smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I'm really crying... You might join me for a weep" - ONE OF THE BEST JOKER QUOTES EVER! ! ! !