Survivor: The Best Video-game Character Ever!
Chapter 3- Insanity
Summary- Things start to get a little weird around our competitors…
Disclaimer: you already know so be quiet. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough cough* sorry I'm sick guys... and it's all captain falcon's fault. He falcon punched me! (FALCON PAWNCH!)
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"Ok ok! Our challenge will be…" said the pink mushroom; in one of those quiz show hosts' voices.
"GET ON WITH IT!" shouted Bowser, strangely thinking about chocolate every second currently.
"Ok ok… Geez… Anyways, your next challenge will be to answer this question! Be careful though, you only have ONE chance! The question is…" Toadette proudly said, while stopping, since she knew everybody anticipated what the darn question was.
"What color is color?"
"Huh? What kind of question is that?" asked Roy.
Toadette giggled for a second, then continued talking "Roy, I'm sorry, but you're out!"
"What!? That's not fair…" said the redhead.
"Everyone! The first word you say out loud should be the answer!" shouted Toadette, in her speakerphone.
"Boy… that stupid mushroom chick is a real hard host…" thought Daisy.
1 second.
2 seconds.
3 seconds.
4 seconds.
Seconds, turned into minutes. Everybody was scared. Except for one person, who think they might've gotten the answer.
"Humping trees?" answered Link.
"WHAT THE ****???" shouted Ike, Mega man, and Zero in unison. They all started laughing, including Ness, Sonic, and Pit.
"You six! OUT!" said Toadette. "And wrong answer Link! You're out too!"
"Oh… my… god. And he's the one who I'm usually paired up with in stupid fan fictions created by immature thirteen year old girls on a website called ?" asked Zelda to herself (in her head of course, and also no offense to any fan girls)
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
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… (Still waiting)
…
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" answered Mr. Game and Watch.
"Incorrect. You're out Mr Game and Watch! Though, that was a beautiful poem…" said Toadette.
Suddenly Tails (from Sonic) began to cry.
"MR. GAME AND WATCH… that was… BEAUTIFUL!" shouted the Fox-like animal, being inspired by the 2-d character. Tears flowed out of his eyes, being inspired by Mr Game and Watch's dazzling set of words, while Toadette told him he was out.
"Mr. Game and watch, you have MY RESPECT!" he said, smiling so much that it was creepy.
After that weird episode, things began to quiet down again in the challenge. There was a problem though.
Nobody knew what the answer was.
"Is it chocolate?" asked Bowser.
"Incorrect."
Lucario gave a simple grunt.
"Incorrect."
"Is it Samus is so hot?" asked Snake, purposely flirting with the woman
"Um… nooo…"
"Is it cocaine?" asked Fox, twitching violently that everyone took a few steps away from him.
"No. You sure you're all right?..."
"Is it oranges?" asked Daisy.
"Sadly, no. I'm really hungry for them…"
"Wocka?" said Pacman, in the language, Pacmanian.
"No."
"Is it gayness?" asked Captain Falcon.
"No…?"
By then, everybody who was still in were losing hope.
"I give up." said Geno.
"Is it my fart?" said Wario, follwed by an actual fart, which stank up the beach. Zelda, Mega Man, and Yoshi all screamed, being afraid of taking just one whiff of the rancid odor coming from Wario's derrière.
"You three! Out!" shouted Toadette.
After a few minutes of countless outs, only Toad, Midna, and Mario were remaining in the competition.
"Is is the word, it?" asked Midna.
"Nope! Yellow team is the first one out!" yelled Toadette.
Krystal, Kirby, and Olimar were congratulating the dwarf for making it that far.
"Meh. She only made it that far since she didn't even guess until now!" remarked the annoyed Ganondorf.
There was three, and now only two. Mario and Toad. Who will win? *DAN DAN DAN DAAAAN!*
"Red, for-a me! Mario!" answered the annoying Italian-accented plumber.
"Nope! If Toad guesses right, he'll win! If he doesn't, you, Mario, will still have a chance!" exclaimed the preppy pink alternate gender of Toad.
Everyone stared at Toad for his answer. Will he be right, or will he be wrong? Only luck, and fate will tell.
"Toadette. That's my answer" nervously said Toad, in a quiet and shy voice.
"KA CHING! Right answer! You see fellow survivors, complimenting hosts will almost guarantee a win! Well, for me anyways!" said Toadette.
The whole blue team was congratulating and praising Toad.
"Pika pi!" shouted Pikachu.
"I agree with this yellow creature here! You did a great job out there!" said Zero.
"I wouldn't have done better myself." remarked Link.
"Um… he DID do better than you…" commented Zelda.
"Oh." Was the simple reply the elf gave the princess.
Everyone laughed, and thought of Toad differently now. They always thought he was weak, though the good thing was that he was strong in the head!
"Ok ok! Now, for your prize, you win… a new 50 inch LCD TV!" said Toadette with glee.
"Oh yes!!" shouted Wario.
"Like, OH MY GAWD! I've never been soo proud of you until now Toad!" said Peach, while picking Toad up, and hugging him, as if he were a tiny newborn baby.
While the blue team was celebrating their victory, the Yellow team was meeting with Master Hand, choosing who should go to "Exile Island".
"Boy and I thought this island was bad…" said the shocked Proto man. (from Mega man)
"Yes, it's INDEED worser than this island, but think of it this way. It's better than gtting sexually assaulted by two twin bananas in pajamas!" said Master Hand, whimpering just thinking about that torturous day. He shook the idea out of his mind, and continued.
"So, who shall go?"
"I think Roy should go, since HE was the first one out." Suggested Bowser.
Everyone eventually agreed, except of course, for the one who was being voted for.
"You guys! That's not fair… I was just asking a simple question! I didn't know it would cost me this much!" whined Roy, while smacking his head repeatedly over and over again.
"Too bad, so sad. Now, get your lazy ass to exile island!" ordered the harassed Hand.
Exile Island: Roy
Roy looked everywhere for the immunity trophy hidden somewhere around the deserted island. He was cold, hungry, and depressed all at the same time.
While he gave up trying to look for the trophy, he drifted off to sleep on top of giant palm tree leaves he found, and over the shady breadfruit trees. He dreamt that he was back in his old bed. -So comfy… so warm.- he thought. The poorly accused man shivered all night, longing for warmth again.
Tomorrow
"Well, yellow team! Time for your first *DAN DAN DAN…* ELIMINATION!" informed Master Hand.
"Sorry, but you were too much of a hassle." said Waluigi, in a nasally voice.
"Dude, you are soo over." said Kirby, to the camera.
"You are smexy hawt, though it's time for you ta go hun." sadly said Captain Falcon. (Who is very gay!)
"Well the votes are in! One vote for Roy, two votes for Roy--" started Master Hand. By then, Roy was sweating like mad, and nervous. He asked to himself, was he going to be out?
"One vote for Ganondorf! Another from Ganondorf!" continued the floating hand.
Soon it was 7 votes for Ganon, 7 votes Roy and 1 vote Midna.
"The last vote was…
Meep
Meep
Meep
Meep
Meep "STFU WITH THE MEEPS ALREADY!" shouted Ganondorf.
"Roy! Congratulations! Give me your torch, leave, and never come back." Master Hand said in a monotone voice.
Roy – First one out
"Boy, I can't believe I was the first to get voted out! Now I KNOW why there's a "kick a ginger day". Roy said, talking to the camera. By then, he was about to cry. (Aww, poor baby!... not)
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"STOP HATING GINGERS!!!!" pleaded Roy.
Yellow team
"I can't believe Roy got voted out…" said Yoshi.
"I can't believe I'm this hungry!" said Kirby, unaware that Yoshi was talking to him.
"Kirby? Um… I have a plan. A good one, that'll get us a lot of food." Said Yoshi
"REALLY!? What is it!?" said Kirby, who stopped lying on the ground, aching for hunger. In his mind, he could picture the once again, delicious, and mouth watering food he longed for, for such a long time.
"We should make an alliance! Then, when our alliance is big enough, no one will vote us out if we eat so much!" suggested the dinosaur.
"You knowies, that's so dumb, that is just might WORK! Gee, Yoshi, you are AMAZING!" said Kirby, with tears of happiness.
From then on, Yoshi and Kirby decided to stick out for each other, no matter what the consequences. They were indeed, finally, friends.
Blue Team
Ness was sitting all alone in his hut, and within his right hand, held a simple pocket knife.
It was dirty. You could tell that the knife wasn't new, since it has lost its metallic shininess. The young boy found it washed up onto the shore, and picked it up while no one was looking.
He now sat secretly in a little corner of his hut, alone. All alone, with only his pocket knife for company. It was his only friend in the whole competition. A simple inanimate object, can become a young boy's best friend.
Suddenly, without thinking, Ness did the unthinkable. He cut himself. What he didn't know, was that two twin ice climbers watched him, from a window. They immediately went in the shelter, and asked Ness,
"Can we join you?"
"Sure… I guess?" was his only reply.
All three of them, cut themselves.
Red Team
"Like, OH EM GEE Lucario! I don't know why, but I'm startin' ta looove clothes and make up! Am I like, awesome or what?" asked the demented Toon Link. Lucario replied with a simple grunt.
"W…What? You big meanie! I… I can't believe you would think that way 'bout me!" cried Toon Link, in a preppy voice.
Lucario simply grunted.
"WAAAAA…!!! Whys you always so mean, Lucario? I mean, I know I need to lose a few pounds off my head, but STILL!" the preppy girlie boy stated. He then suddenly began to put lots of lipstick on his lips, and eye liner around his eyes, in an attempt to make his self-esteem better.
"What do ya think of me now? Ain't I puuurtie?" asked Toon Link (who is officially a prep)
Lucario grunted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!!!!!" shouted Toon Link, with his head pointed to
the sky.
Are Ness and the Ice Climbers EMO? Is Toon Link a prep on a diet? Why does Lucario grunt all the time? Will Kirby and Yoshi get voted off because of their stupid alliance?
Tune in NEXT time to FIND OUT!
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