They Come From the Dead

Sorry for long wait, to those few number of my fans. This isn't turning out to be the "popular survivor fan fiction" I was hoping for… oh well. Thanks to that one special guy who actually reviewed, unlike the rest of you JERKS *begins to cry* PLEASE, REVIEW! DEAR MERCIFUL GOD!

This chapter has hints about new LoZ game, and Resident evil 5.

Disclaimer: you already know it, but I don't.

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Yellow Team-

On the sandy beach, Bowser was lying down on the ground, watching the buoyant clouds slowly pass the sky. He was busy. Thinking about something. And what was he thinking? Well…

"Hey! Amphibian! You awake or what?" asked Proto man, looking down on the huge amphibian. Bowser looked at the robot for a few seconds, unaware that he was staring, until he finally woke up from his strange daze. Bowser thought about what just went on for the past few seconds, and suddenly went in rage.

"DUDE! I'm a freaking, REPTILE! R-E-P-T-I-L-E!" yelled the supposed reptile, in a deafening roar.

"You know, every single second you waste on being angry, makes you uglier. Though, there wouldn't be any difference, since you already are ugly." remarked the smartass Proto man.

As anybody with half a brain would know, Bowser was so insulted by the smart ass robot, he attempted to punch him, though failed miserably. Proto man's robotic fighting instincts quickly defended Bowser's huge punching arm with his shield, then quickly shot him with his mega buster, right in the ass. And guess who was watching?...

"WA HA HA HA HA! You just got owned by Proto man!" cried Ganondorf, in a sick evil laugh. By then, Yoshi and Kirby heard Ganondorf while walking near the fight, and laughed so hard, the all the other teams on the island heard.

Red Team-

Geno was quickly startled by the sudden laughter from afar, while harvesting from breadfruit trees he found in the jungle, with a certain blue robot, and asked Mega man if he heard it too.

"Yeah, I hear it…I wonder what's so funny?" Mega man wondered.

Blue Team-

"Pika?" 'pika-ed' the yellow electric pokemon.

"What the hell's that..." said Meta-Knight, beside Pikachu.

"Pika." replied Pikachu.

"Well, ignoring the stupid laughter, I've got an idea I wanted to tell you about. How about you and I team up? That way, we'll keep an eye out for each other, and we can also convince others to join us too." suggested the masked Kirby-like dude.

"Pika Pika!" said Pikachu excitedly, while furiously nodding his head in approval.

"Well, I guess that's a yes…" thought Meta-knight in his mind.

Yellow Team (again)-

After the events of Meta-knight, Pikachu, Geno, and Mega man, pretty much everyone from the yellow team was laughing at Bowser's loss, while he himself was ashamed of himself for losing. He ran off into the deep jungle, alone.

"I can't believe I lost to some robot half my size! And I'm also hungry for chocolate…" the embarrassed amphibian spoke to himself.

Bowser speaking to camera: Hey… I thought I already said I was a freaking REPTILE!?

Displeased of his ignorant and rude reply, Master Hand dropped not a coconut, but a zombie from Resident Evil series, directly beside Bowser, the amphibian.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh…" the frightening zombie moaned in a very deep voice. The moan was enough to make Bowser have goose bumps (even though he's an amphibian)

"OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" he screamed in fear of being eaten, and turned into one of those gruesome creatures himself. The amphibian (not a REPTILE) ran as fast as his feet could carry his heavy load, until he was out of the jungle. The zombie, ever so slowly, was following him in a limp.

Red Team-

Lucas was happily strolling alone the beautiful beach, looking for seashells to add to his secret collection (hidden under his straw bed), until he suddenly heard a deep, loud, spine-tingling moan, frightening enough to wake the dead.

"UUUUUhhhhh…" the strange moan groaned. He quickly dropped the shell he was picking up, and looked around wildly, trying to find where the mysterious voice was.

"H-huh? Um… wh-who's th-there? I'm warning you!" Lucas cried, in a wimpy attempt to scare the being away. In just a matter of seconds after he said those words, the exact same zombie who almost ate Bowser, was running out of the jungle, straight towards the young boy. Lucas just stood there, in shock, though quickly snapping out of it, ran away to his tribe, and screamed "DEAR GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!"

Somehow, the zombie got in a car (that magically appeared!), and he was somehow able to drive, and he somehow drove over Lucas. Fortunately, the scared psychic wasn't dead…

yet.

The decomposing human body stepped out of the car, then… did the unthinkable.

"AHHHH-" Lucas was quickly interrupted from his cry for help… since he didn't have a mouth anymore. In fact, he didn't have a face anymore.

OMFG AHHH THE ZOMBIE ATE LUCAS' HEAD!!

"MM… boy head…" said the zombie, while smacking his lips with delight. He now tasted his first smasher flesh, and was viciously hungry… for MORE.

*DUN DUN DUN….* (intense and scary music)

Toadette suddenly shouted in her loud speaker phone, so everyone on the island could hear.

"We now interrupt your decapitation process! Please head to the base of the north part of the volcano in the jungle. You should easily see it from anywhere on this crappy island!" shouted Toadette.

Red Team-

"Someone! Please! Help me! AHHHHHHHHH!" Toon Link screamed, in a high shriek.

Daisy heard this loud and deafening cry of help, so she quickly ran into his hut, and asked if he was ok.

"Do you THINK I'm okay, after I shouted 'help'?!?... ugh…well anyways… I can't figure out what tunic I should wear for our hike up to the volcano! I mean like it's going to be dirty, so brown would be a good colour, but I'm think of going 'casual chic', so maybe purple, though I could always just wear my normal green ones, though green is like so one second ago…" the preppy young Link rambled on.

"Well, I think you should go with blue, since it does look good with your eyes." She suggested.

"OH MY GAWD! That is like, sooo perfect! Thanks so much, Daisy!" thanked Toon Link. He was replied with a simple, 'your welcome'. After putting on his blue tunic over his green tunic (which is kind of weird, no offense), the two new friends walked together to the volcano, chatting about clothes, make-up, and the newest celebrity video-game gossip.

"Did you know that I'll be starring in another game? I mean, I thought Windwaker and Phantom Hourglass was enough for me, but Spirit Tracks? I like it how I'm getting so much popularity, though seriously… I DRIVE A TRAIN?" asked the wondering young boy. "What the hell happened to my pirate ship? Why would anyone want to ditch a ship, for a freaking TRAIN!?" Daisy simply just shrugged, to say she didn't have a clue, then replied, "Seriously? Wow… that's so retarded. Whoever thought of that HAS to be fired from Nintendo. I just can't imagine you driving a train… when the pirate ship first came out, I was 'weirded' out, but it still was a good game and all, but this is the most random thing anyone would ever come up with. A train… seriously that's like… so weird." wondered Daisy, while biting her thumb. They walked on, talking about the new game that being released in 2009, with Toon Link being out of character as you ff fans would call it, until one of them noticed something. Something important.

"Um… Toon Link? The volcano is over there. Why are we heading this way?" asked Daisy, while pointing to the volcano, which was in the opposite direction they were heading in.

"Woops! We must've been talking too much!" laughed Toon Link, embarrassingly. They giggled for a few seconds about their stupidity, and ran as fast as they could to the volcano. It took them 20 whole minutes, and by the time they finally were there, some of their fellow smashers weren't so happy…

"Where the hell, WERE YOU TWO!?" shouted Mewtwo. (All of the big pokemon know how to speak, just to be clear) Daisy sighed.

"We were only gone for like what? One second? It's no big deal… we just got caught up in something rather important."

Toon Link quickly nodded his head, in agreement to Daisy's comment.

"Well, it wasn't one second Daisy. More like, oh say… 20 minutes? Anyways, the point is, is that because of your late arrival, your whole team will be penalized for today's competition!" the pink mushroom said, being all smartass.

Everybody in the red team turned their heads to look at Daisy and Toon Link, with deadly glares.

"Uh oh…" the two friends said in unison.

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Well, hope you like. I know I will. Review, or Captain Falcon will falcon kick your ass.

HOOPLAH!

BY THE WAY, before anyone messages me about "OMG IS SPIRIT TRACKS A REAL VIDEO GAME OR WHAT", yes it's a freaking new Zelda game. Go to youtube and search for it. Hooplah…