(Ri comes in locking all the doors. Yami is with her) Oh my Ra! It has been almost three months since this fanfic was last updated! I'm so sorry.

Yami: That was your fault for putting it off for so long.

I only put it of because of a freaking writer's block. Do the disclaimer please.

Yami: Ri does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Beauty and the Beast, or any products mentioned in this fanfic.

This chapter is going to be one hell of a pain in the ass. I'm making this all one chapter instead of two I originally was going to do.

Remember, I'm doing this for my fans that happen to be about ten. I have been bothered by people that want me to update, they even told me to update in reviews for some of my other fanfics.

I even got one on my You Tube account!

Yami: On with the fic!

Hey! Do any of you people know how hard it is to write this fanfic?

I have to write down the songs and I have to screw up the whole thing, but still stay in the basic story line.

Yami: The rating went to M because of cussing and other inappropriate things. Just to let you know.

Oh, by the way. I got the cast of my foot. I had it on from April to June. At least I did not have to run in P.E., and I did not have to after I got it off, because I had to let my foot heal.

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Chapter 3: "Do you think I'm weird and Gay?"

Yugi ran as fast as he could for two reasons; 1: He had to get away from Kaiba, and 2: His Grandpa could be dead, and Yugi does not want to pa for his funeral.

Yugi opened the doors to the cellar where his Grandpa worked on his lame-ass inventions.

Yugi did not mean to be mean, its just that they sucked. Smoke hit Yugi in the face as he walked down the stairs.

"Grandpa, are you still down here?" Yugi's question was answered by a muffled "Yes." Yugi found his Grandpa's ass sticking out of one of the barrels.

Yugi pulled as hard as he could and then a loud "POP!" was heard.

Yugi either got his Grandpa out or he snapped his spine. Which one was it? No, the answer was that he did free his fat Grandfather.

"Thank you Yugi? Can you hand me the do-hicky-thingy?" Grandpa said as he went right back to working on his wood chopper.

"Sure." Yugi looked through the toolbox and found a funky looking tool. He threw it and it hit the old man in the Wang-dang-doodle. "Sorry Grandpa."

"…That's okay…Yugi…How was town?"

"I got a new book. Hey Grandpa? Do you think I'm weird and Gay?"

Grandpa came out from underneath his wood chopper and looked at his only grandson. "Weird: No. Gay: Yes. Why did you bring up such a weird topic?"

"I don't know. There really is no one I can talk to here in the village." Yugi said as he sat down on a chair.

"What about that Kaiba guy? He's a handsome fellow."

"He maybe handsome, but he's a fucking ass hole."(A.N. Fantastic! I finally wrote in the f-word. It's a very elegant word, by the way.)

"YUGI! Don't call people ass holes."(A.N. And you thought that he would get on him for saying fucking.)

"Sorry Grandpa."

"Oh well. Okay let's see if this damn thing works this time." Grandpa said as he pushed a large red button thing.

The machine started doing a lot of weird things. "AHHHH! I don't want to die." Yugi yelled as he picked up his Grandpa to use as a shield.

"Hey, put me down!"

"No, I'm to young and cute to die"

"Well I'm too old to die from that thing."

"I don't give a damn! You're going to die anyway." As the two guys yelled at each other a chunk of wood flew over their heads.

They turned their heads and saw that the machine was cutting the wood.

"IT WORKS!" They both said in union.

"Hitch Gia up, boy. I'm off to the fair!"

Later that day

"BYE GRANDPA! Don't come back to soon…" Yugi yelled and then whispered. He watched as his Grandpa go into the forest.

As soon as Yugi could not see his Grandpa anymore, he ran inside to play Kingdom Hearts Two.

Much later, but in the forest

Grandpa ran as fast as he could on Gia. Okay Gia did the running but back to the story. They were being chased by Timber Wolves.

They were coming up to a clearing but, what they saw surprised them. There stood a large dark castle.

Solomon opened the gates to let him self in as he saw that the horse ran for his life. He closed the gates when the wolves came.

Solomon walked across the large stone bridge. He looked up and saw two large wooden doors. (A.N. DUH!) The old man let himself in.

In side was dark and old. A lot of things were covered in dust and there were scratch marks on the floor and walls.

"Man, Extreme Makeover Home Edition needs to come to this dump." Solomon said to himself. He began to walk toward a table that had a candle stick holder and a clock.

Two small voices could be heard.

"Not one word, Joey. Not one word."

"Oh shut up Tristan."

Solomon turned around. Where were those voices coming from? "Hello? Is someone there?" Solomon yelled as he picked up the candle holder.

The old man felt something touch his shoulder. He turned and saw a face on the middle candle. "Hello old guy."

Solomon dropped Joey. He backed up into the table and he elbowed the clock in the face.

"OWW! That hurt man." Tristan said. Solomon picked him up and began to play around with his pendulum, until Tristan closed his door on Solomon's finger.

"Ouch. How do you work? ACHOO!"

"We are all cursed. We were human, but that story was told back in chapter one. You poor man. You seem to be sick. Here, come with me." Joey said as he began to hop to a room.

He let the old guy sit in a chair. Tristan freaked. "No, he can't sit in Master's chair." But no one heard him and he got ran over by a moving tea cart.

"Here is some nice hot tea for you sir." The teapot, Ishizu, said as she felled a small tea cup with the hot liquid.

"Oh, why thank you." Solomon put the glass up to his mouth and the cup began to giggle. "Mama, his mustache tickles." Ryo said. Solomon looked at the cute little cup.

But then the door opened and the fire in the fire place went out. All the objects ran to a corner. Solomon could feel a pair of eyes looking at him.

He looked behind him and saw a boy, who was tall, had sharp fangs and claws. His hair was like Yugi's but only different. His eyes were a blood red and his skin was as black as night.

"What the hell are you doing in my castle? Do you know who I am you wimpy little human-thing?" The scary looking guy said as he pick Solomon up by his shirt.

"I'm Solomon and I got lost in the woods. And I have no idea who you are."

Yami turned his head and made that funny face that anime characters make when the realize something.

He dropped the old man. 'My popularity must have gone down in the past ten years.'

"Umm…excuse me?" Yami turned to look at the guy on the floor.

"Oh, yes. Where was I? That's right! I'm Yami, lord and master of this castle and I don't like it when you people come in here. Plus I just don't like you at the moment. Send the old dude to the dungeon thing."

Yami walked out of the room. "Now I can go back to playing Finale Fantasy eight. And then I'll play Kingdom Hearts two."

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There you happy now? I finally put up this Ra forsaken chapter. I hate you all. I can't take this much stress!

(Ri smacks her head on the desk a few times. She stops after a while. A few drops of blood come down her forehead))

Yami: Ri? WAKE UP! (Yami begins to shack her)

Ummm…Everything reminds me of my therapist…Yami?

Yami: Oh thank Ra your alive! Please review this chapter. This was about five pages long.