Okay it has been since the thirteenth since I last updated and there was no way in hell that I was going to let this chapter wait for over two months. This is probably my favorite scene to write.
Yami: You are a total ass to Seto you know that?
Yeah, but I love Seto, but he needs to be bashed…I think.
Yami: RiYuYami does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Beauty and the Beast. She does own the plot and probably the word "man-wife." She also does not own any products used in this stupid fanfic at all. She wishes she does though.
I also wish for you to have hot sex with Yugi or Seto on an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh but we yaoi fans can only dream of it. Let's boycott 4Kids Entertainment.
Yami: Okay, but we should go talk to Kazuki Takahashi about me and Yugi not kissing before I went to the after life.
Okay. On with the fic!
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Chapter 4: "I want adventure…"
"Yugi's going to be in for the surprise of his life, huh Kaiba?"
"Yep. Today's his lucky day." Kaiba and Mokuba were in the bushes in front of Yugi's crap-shack house. So what if his Grandpa was poor.
Kaiba and Mokuba walked away from the bushes and headed toward an area with lots of people and it looked like a wedding was going to happen. Anzu, Serenity, and Pegasus were crying their eyes out.
"Thank you all for coming to my wedding. Now I'll have to do is…propose to the boy." Everyone laughed at the joke that Kaiba made. They two girls and "girl" were still crying.
Seto faced Mokuba. "Mokuba. You know what to do when Yugi and I step out of that door right?"
"Yeah! I strike up the band!" Mokuba moved his hand's and used his conductor's stick to make the band play a crappy version of the wedding song.
This pissed the tall brunet off. He took a tuba and hit it over Mokuba's head.
"Not yet."
"Sorry." Mokuba said with his lips sticking out of the mouth piece (A.N. I don't even know how that happened)
Yugi sat in his kitchen/dining room reading the book that he got from Valon. He had beaten a few levels in Kingdom Hearts Two, and decided that he wanted to read his book. He, being gay, would imagine the girls being guys.
He heard a knock on his door and he looked through the weird thing that allows you to see who is at the door that his Grandpa built. Yugi looked through it and saw a fish-eye-point-of-view of Seto Kaiba.
Yugi groaned as he opened the door. He backed up when Seto came in. "Kaiba. What a surprise."
"Isn't just. I'm just full of surprises. Yugi, this is the…" Kaiba looked in to Yugi's mirror and used his tongue to clean his teeth. "There…this is the day that all your dreams come true."
"What do you know about my dreams Kaiba?"
"Plenty. Imagine this." Kaiba said as he placed his hot ass on to a chair and placed his muddy boots onto Yugi's book. He then kicks of the boots. "A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little man-wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs."
Then Kaiba got right into Yugi's face. "We'll have six or seven."
"Dogs?" Yugi said nervously.
Kaiba got up form his seat. "No Yugi. Strapping young boys like me. And do you know who that little man-wife will be?"
"Let me think…"
"You Yugi." Kaiba said as he got closer to the young amethyst-eyed man. Yugi back up against the door as Seto got right in his face. "Kaiba…I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say."
"Say you'll marry me." The Blue-eyed man said in a seductive voice.
Yugi placed his hand on the doorknob. "I'm sorry Kaiba…but…I…I just don't deserve you."
Kaiba flew out the front door when Yugi opened the door and moved out of the way to let him fall into a mud puddle.
Mokuba saw this and strikes up the band. Yugi throw Kaiba's boots out the door and slammed the door. Mokuba bent over and saw a pig pop out of the mud with Kaiba's head under it.
"So, how'd it go?" Mokuba asked, but his response was Kaiba grapping him by the neck and throwing him into the mud. "I'll have Yugi as my man-wife. Make no mistake about that."
Mokuba and the piggy looked at the steamed Kaiba as he walked off.
"Touchy."
"Oink-oink."
Back at Yugi's place
Yugi opened the front door and took a look around. "Is he gone?" Yugi asked to a chicken that was on the porch. The chicken nodded.
"Good. Can you believe it? He asked me to marry him. Me, the man-wife of that boring, brainless…" (Oh boy, another song to change)
Yugi: Monsieur Kaiba. Can you just see it?
Monsieur Kaiba. His little man-wife.
No sir, not me. I guarantee it…I want much more than this provincial life!
I want adventure in the great wide some where; I want it more than I can tell.
And for once it might be grand…to have someone understand…I want so much more than they got planed…
Yugi looked up from where he was sitting in the large field to see what was coming toward him. It was Gia the horse. He looked like something scared him.
"What the hell happened to scare the shit out of you Gia? Hey, where's Grandpa?"
"Neigh, Neigh." Translation: I bucked that foo off near a ghetto of a castle. Man, I don't need to be put through this shit. Those wolf pimps scared the bling off me, I even lost my hat. Damn! (A.N. The horse is a pimp by the way)
"Wow. It is a good thing that I learned how to speak horse. We will get Grandpa and you bling and pimp hat back." Yugi said as he mounted the horse.
"Neigh." Translation: Solid.
The two speed off into the forest that would change Yugi's life forever. (Insert dramatic music.)
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How was that guys?
Yami: I liked how you made the horse a pimp.
Yeah, I do hope that I am not insulting any one out there, I do not speak pimp.
Yami: Please review this chapter for us.
Okay, me Yami, and Yugi have some thing special for all of you out there. Yami and Yugi will say the lines that were written for the greatest Puzzleshipping AMV of all time. I will have them say it.
Yami
Yugi
Commentary
Let us begin:
Atem…why did you have to go…? Don't you realize that…I love…?
Yugi-chan…I never wanted to leave…Do you think…I lost on purpose…? I would give anything to be with you…Because I love you…Everyday alone is torture…
Atem please…come home. I miss you…I love you…
I would give anything to return to you…To hold you in my arms…I would send a million people to the Shadow Realm if I could just do this…Aibou…Is that you…?
Yes…it's me Yugi-chan…I could never leave you…
I have come back for you…I can not live with out you. Here…let me hold you in my arms…And love you forever…
…is it true…? Did you really come back for me?
Yes…I can not live without your love…I have loved you for a very long time…
I love you to Atem…
Come then…let us…embrace our love Yugi-chan…
Yes…please…
(Insert kissing scene from Gravitation, since 4Kids Entertainment won't let us see Yugi and Yami kiss. BOOOOOOOOO!)
OMG!
It's every Puzzleshipper's dream!
Must… have… MORE!
-All Puzzleshipping fans faint-
(This is all in the video. Not that comment about the Gravitation thing though. If you want to see it, go to YouTube and look for divinequeenyeiweh. I swear that all you peps out there will love it. Trust me, it kicks ass!)