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Hello?
(A bunch of items are thrown at Ri, including an ax and a trampoline)
Alright, alright I get it. I left this story un-updated in forever and you are all pissed off because I don't update.
Yami: Damn it woman! You need to work faster!
Shut it Yami! I was busy with Prideshipping mpreg and other things to not update this story, but look! I'm updating now!
(Yami and Ri start wailing on each other… again)
Yugi: Umm… I guess the disclaimer is up to me again, just like in some of her other stories. RiYuYami does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Beauty and the Beast. She does own the plot and probably the word "man-wife." She does own any OCs and any products that you have never heard of, but she also half-owns one of the people in this story that will becoming in this chapter.
ON WITH THE FIC! Oww, Yami you bit me!
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Chapter 5: "This now has a plot!"
So Yugi and Gaia, ( Finally got the name right, thanks for correcting me guys. Oh BTW, I was being sarcastic.) rode off into the dark forest, running over a squirrel or two by accident. Gaia didn't stop until they reached the large gothic looking castle that Walt Disney's company based off King Ludwig II white castle from Germany.
"Geez, this looks like something out of Harry Potter, or an emo." Yugi mumbled to himself as he and Gaia walk thorough the gates.
Yugi left Gaia outside and walked in. "Grandpa! Grandpa!" No answer. "HEY UGLY! YOU IN HERE??!"
Still no answer.
Yugi got angry and started to walk around. Checking things out, stealing a few items here and there, tagging a wall with the title I was here. Soon Yugi walked past an open door and inside were Joey and Tristan.
"I can't believe you! This is what you were doing, 'come inside, sit in the master's chair, pet the pooch!' Nark." (I forgot about the dog-stool thing that will be Raphael okay?)
"Hey, I was trying to be nice Tristan, unlike you." Joey spoke, but the argument stopped when a boy with the most insane hair they had ever seen, aside from their master's, popped his head in. "Yo Gramps, you in here?" Yugi asked, once again, no answer. He turned and left.
Joey and Tristan stuck their head out into the hall way and watched Yugi walk away.
"Hey, you see that? Maybe he can break the spell on us! Let's follow!"
"Right behind you Joey!"
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So Dingus and Wingus, I mean, Joey and Tristan followed Yugi and helped lead him to the dungeons. Yugi heard his Grandfather talking to himself about hot girls and went over to his cell. "FINALLY! You had me fucking worried old man! How dare you?!" Yugi yelled.
"Not my fault! That huge man behind you did this to me!" Grandpa pointed to the left side of Yugi.
"What man…" Yugi was lost for words when he saw a large shadow moving behind him with red eyes looking down at him. He could barley make him out because of the darkness and the only light was from a small window.
Yami could barley see Yugi as well, but he heard him speak. "What the hell is going on here?!" Yugi finally spoke.
"I am the master of the castle and I should be asking you the same thing… I think." Yami said. Yugi tilted his head, this voice was gruff and yet… it was also sexy non the less. "Come into the light." Yugi demanded.
"Okay." Yami spoke as he took a step and Yugi saw that he was way taller than himself, his skin was pitch black, he had large nails that seemed like claws, fangs, a muscular build, thin, hair almost like Yugi's only more crazy, and the reddest eyes that Yugi had ever seen.
"Shit." Was all Yugi could saw. The taller pointed to him. "Now you do the same child."
Yugi shrugged and stepped forward. Yami saw that Yugi had pale skin, hair almost like his own, soft looking lips that Yami wanted to ravish badly, a nice ass, a thin body, and the largest mostly lovely looking amethyst eyes. Surly, the Gods had sent him an angel. 'Well fuck me with some thing hard and sandpapery…' Yami thought as he looked him up and down. "Umm… do you want that old guy to be let go?" Yami stuttered with out thinking.
Yugi shrugged again. "Sure."
"Okay, but only if you say and take his place."
"Sure, I got nothing better to do, and besides, I beat Kingdom Hearts already and I need to blow time."
"Alright, by the way, names Yami? And yours?"
"Yugi." Yami nodded and ripped open Grandpa's door, grabbed to old man and took him out to the court yard and told a carriage to take him to town.
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Yugi staid in the dungeon for a bit as he waited for Yami to come back, or what ever. Then the boy suddenly thought that without his Grandfather, he would never get the old man's insurance and junk. "Aw crap." Yami cam back and he took Yugi by the hand and yanked him toward the exit. "Let's go." As he walked down the stairs, Joey, who he was holding as a source of light, began to speak in a low whispers
"Umm… master, why don't you give this boy a nice room and a tour, it could help make him feel more welcomed and maybe he could break the spell."
Yami just snuffed at him, causing his light to go out and Yugi, Yami, and Joey tripped down the last few steps.
Joey turned his light back on and was surprised to see Yami on top of Yugi in a weird position so it looked liked sex.
After that embarrassing moment and a few apologies, Yami gave Yugi a tour and then threw him, literally, into a large guest room. "My servants will attend for you. Have fun staying here for the rest of your days!" Yami smirked and slammed the door.
Yugi fell onto the bed and fell asleep, but cried a bit because he forgot his games and books back home.
HEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEESSSSSSSS KAIBA'S BIG MUSICAL MOMENT!
Back in town, Kaiba sat in his seat at the pub, talking to Mokuba, but mostly himself.
(start of the song)
Kaiba: Who does he think he is? That boy has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Kaiba! Mokuba: Heh heh. Darn right. Kaiba: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. Mokuba: More beer? Kaiba: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Mokuba: Who, you? Never! Kaiba, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Kaiba Looking so down in the dumps (PUNCH) Every guy here'd love to be you, Kaiba Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Kaiba No one's quick as Kaiba No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Kaiba For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Chorus: No one's been like Gaston. A king pin like Kaiba Mokuba: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Kaiba Kaiba: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating Chorus: My what a guy, that Kaiba Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Mokuba: Kaiba is the best. And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Kaiba Douses lights like Kaiba Guy 1: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Kaiba Girls from the street and Pegasus: For there's no one as burly and brawny Kaiba: As you see I've got biceps to spare Mokuba: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Kaiba: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair (WTF?! He's freakin' hair-less on his body! ) Cronies: No one hits like Kaiba Guy 2: Matches wits like Kaiba Mokuba: In a spitting match nobody spits like Kaiba Kaiba: I'm especially good at expectorating (Ptooey!) Chorus: Ten points for Kaiba! (Mokuba is hit) Kaiba: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge Chorus: No one shoots like Kaiba Makes those beauts like Kaiba Mokuba: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Kaiba Kaiba: I use antlers in all of my decorating Chorus: Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down Mokuba: And his name's K-A-I- B - K-A-I-B - A - K-A-I-B-A- oh! Chorus: KAIBA! Suddenly the doors flew open and a cold winter breeze blew in, along with Solomon. (part two of the song) Solomon: Help! Someone help me! Tavern keeper: Solomon? Solomon: Please! Please, I need your help. He's got him - he's got him locked in the dungeon! Mokuba: Who? Solomon: Yugi.! We must go. N-not a minute to lose! Kaiba: Whoa! Slow down, Solomon. Who's got Yugi locked in a dungeon? Solomon: A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast! Guy 1: Is it a big beast? Solomon: Huge! Guy 2: With a long, sharp fangs? Solomon: Really long! Drunk 1: And sharp, cruel fangs? Solomon: Yes! Yes! Will you help me? Kaiba: All right, old man. We'll help you out. Solomon: You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! (everyone throws him in to the snow) Tavern keeper: Crazy old Solomon. Drunk 2: He's always good for a laugh. Kaiba: Crazy old Solomon, hmmm? Crazy old Solomon. Hmmm. Mokuba, I'm afraid I've been thinking Mokuba: A dangerous pastime Kaiba: I know But that whacky old coot is Yug's grandfather And his sanity's only "so-so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Yugi And right now I'm evolving a plan If I . . . whisper Mokuba: Yes? Kaiba: Then we . . . whisper Mokuba: No! Would he . . . Kaiba: whisper Guess! Mokuba: Now I get it! Both: Let's go! No one plots like Kaiba Kaiba: Takes cheap shots like Kaiba Mokuba: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Kaiba Chorus: So his marriage we soon'll be celebratin My what a guy! KAIBA!
Outside Solomon walked around in the minor blizzard and scream into the heavens. "Why won't you let me die?! WHY!?"
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THERE! You happy now?! Are you finally going to let me go and just wait until I update again?! Are you finally satisfied!? This is seven freakin' pages long! (sigh) I got this song from a website instead of writing it all out; I just changed most of the names and things. Anyway, review or else my lovely readers! (smile)
(sorry about the song, but for some reason it seems to scrunch up)