A Bunch of Randomness

Third Person POV

"I can kiss better!" Ginny cried out.

"How would you know, have any of your boyfriends ever criticized you?" Bella asked her.

"No, but I'll bet on it." She was so mad, her face was turning as red as her hair.

"You have yourself a deal!" Bella said and ran to get Edward while Ginny ran to get Harry.

"Who is the better kisser?" Ginny asked them when they were together again.

"I don't know, I've only kissed Bella." Edward said defensively. Ginny threw herself on him and started kissing him. Furious, Bella did the same with Harry.

When the men were free, they looked at each other.

"Bella." Edward said.

"Ginny." Harry said.

"Well, you're a lot of help…" Ginny ranted.

"Want to see my pecks?" Emmett asked Hagrid.

"As long as you can get a good view of my triceps." He replied.

"Fine," Emmett agreed, pulling his shirt up and flexing his muscles while Hagrid pulled up his sleeves and started doing the same.

"What are you two doing?" Rosalie asked from behind them, horror taking over her voice and features.

"Um…just, showing off," Emmett smiled at her, pulling his shirt down, Hagrid doing the same.

"Emmett, come here." She said. When he came, she went on. "Do you know how many germs you were allowing to get on you by letting them be bare in front of that oaf?" She gave him her best scared look.

"Rose, I was just –"

"No, come on now, we have to get home so I can clean you up." She started pulling him by the shirt collar.

"Maybe I can come out tomorrow Hagrid." Emmett called out.

"I wouldn't count on it…"

imagine yourself looking at the door to Dumbledore's office, listening in on this conversation

"Ack! I think my back went out!" Dumbledore called from inside his office.

"Ouch, here, let me fix that." Carlisle said from inside the office.

"That's not helping…" Dumbledore said, his voice sounding strained.

"Sorry, I think my knee is starting to get a cramp…I'm not sure, though." Carlisle said, his voice sounding confused.

"I doubt it, now can you do something about my back? You are a doctor, right?" Dumbledore said in a skeptical voice.

"Yes, of course…How's that?" Sound of many back joints cracking

"Worse…" Dumbledore said through barely a whisper.

Here's a long one for all of you who have been longing for one...no pun intended D

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