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Edward: you can do it!

Me: I can't! sob

Edward:dazzle please?

Me: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!!!! Wow… that was strangely involuntary…

Edward: good job. Have a cookie.

Me: OMG COOKIE!!! covet

Edward: there. The dork has spoken. Now read and review about the crap she puts us through.

Chapter 3: To the mall we go!

The drive took longer than usual, as we couldn't go vampire speed with Angela in the car.

I had grown accustomed to going fast- almost enjoying it. But there was still no way I was going to

trade in my old truck for any car.

When we finally made it to David's Bridal, we hopped out of the car and excitedly walked in.

Alice went straight to the register and talked to a member of the staff. Meanwhile, Rosalie, Angela, and I went to browse. Rosalie got lost among the frilly pastel colored dresses. I shuddered, imagining Angela, Alice, and Rosalie in pastel pink dresses. Not even a good kind a pink. More like a peach. I giggled to myself. Alice would kill me if I put her in pastels.

I lead the way to less cheesy looking stuff, Angela tagging along behind me. We stopped at a red number. It was floor length and silky looking at the top, with tool at from the waist down. The back was simple. It was plain and cut to the mid- back region.

Angela spoke first. "What do you think?"

I shrugged. "Okay, I guess."

We moved on to another dress. It was cream colored. I shook my head no. Angela nodded her head and we went on to another dress. For about an hour we went through the same routine, finding a dress, deciding if it was nice enough, and so on and so forth. Finally, we went to the pastel section. I grimaced as we passed all the horrible pinks, yellows, purples, greens, and even shudder orange. But then something in my peripheral vision caught my eye. I walked over to it. There, safely nestled between an apricot colored dress and a blue one, was the most beautiful dress I had seen today. It was floor length halter that trailed ever so slightly. It was multicolored. At the top it was a light cream, and it faded to red at the bottom. It was silky, and it had just the right amount of fluff.

"Wow…" Angela breathed.

"It's perfect!!!" I said happily. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, Alice and Rosalie appeared on the scene, a salesperson in tow.

"Oh my God." Rosalie said. "I think we'll try this one."

The salesperson nodded. I looked at Alice and suppressed a giggle. She was standing in the midst of the ugly dresses with a disgusted look on her face. She kind of looked like she thought the dresses would eat her if she got too close.

The saleswoman was tall, thin, had dark brown hair, and looked to be about forty. Looks were deceiving, though. Within minutes she had Angela, Alice, and Rosalie in dresses, pins sticking everywhere. "I love it!" I said happily. They all changed back into their normal clothes, then Alice paid for the dresses and gave her phone number so she would know when the dresses were made and ready to be picked up.

"What about your dress, Bella?" Angela asked. I looked at Alice pointedly, then said, " I've already ordered mine. It should be shipped in about a week or so." Inwardly I smiled, pleased I had become a more convincing liar.

Next we went to the mall. Angela and I followed Alice and Rosalie to Victoria's Secret. I stopped right in front of the entrance. "No. we are not going in there."

"Please, Bella?" Rosalie got on her knees in front of me and begged. I looked around us. We were making a scene. I scowled. "Fine." I said through clenched teeth. Alice squealed, Rosalie smirked, and Angela giggled as the three of them dragged me into my own personal hell.

First, we went to the bras, where I got refitted and I grabbed some more comfortable bras. Then came lingerie. Lacy everything. I followed Alice, cringing every time I accidentally brushed against some complicated, unidentifiable lacy thing. Then I found something. It was a dark blue silky v neck tank top with a matching set of boy shorts. There were two reasons I liked it. 1) Because Edward would like it, and 2) because there was no lace on it. When I tried it on I got approval.

"Perfect!" said Alice.

"Wear it on your wedding night!" Angela suggested.

"Edward will love it." Rosalie complemented.

After we were done in the lingerie, we went to the regular pajamas to find pajamas for me to wear before the wedding. Finally, we carried my crap to the register. I searched for my card but I couldn't find it.

"Ah-hem" Rosalie said, holding my card. I jumped for it, but Rosalie easily kept it out of my reach. "Hey!" I said, lunging again. Alice took the card and gave it to me. Except it wasn't the same. It said 'Isabella M. Cullen'. I looked at Alice, who had a smug smile on her face and tried to give the card back. Of course, she refused. "It's yours, Bella."

"I can't accept this!" I shot back.

The skinny blonde teenage girl said from behind the counter, "are you gonna, like, pay for that? There's a line."

And indeed there was. Grudgingly, I swiped my new credit card and signed the receipt as Isabella M. Cullen.

After that episode, the humans were hungry. The four of us headed to the food court. As Angela and I ate, we talked about where we would go next. Alice and Rosalie excused themselves from eating, claiming they'd had a large breakfast. It looked as though they had, too. Their eyes were the lightest shade of butterscotch I've ever seen. After us humans ate, we went to American Eagle, as Alice was fed up with my jeans- and – a t-shirt look. Alice tried her best to get me into other stores, but I refused, complaining that I missed Edward and that Jasper probably would like to see what she got (Alice bought twice as much as I did).

The ride home was more fun as we talked about our day. Angela got a kick out of my refusal to have anyone give me gifts. Finally we were home.

When I walked into the Cullen's living room, arms laden with bags, I tripped and fell. I braced myself for impact, but of course my Angel was there to save me, as always. "Careful love. Did you have a good time?" I smiled and said, "surprisingly, I did."

"That's good." He swiftly kissed me. (say that 10 times fast) my heart fluttered and I blushed. Angela spoke up. "Okay Bella, ummm… I have to go home now. My mom just texted me."

I walked to Angela and gave her a hug. "Thanks for being my maid of honor!"

"Thanks for asking!" Angela said happily. Then she left.

"Wow it got dark." I said. "Can I just stay here tonight?" Alice jumped up and down on the spot. "Of course," said Edward. "It's your house too."

I smiled. "I'll call Charlie." I flipped my phone open and called Charlie. I instantly got the okay when I mentioned Alice holding me hostage in her room giving me a makeover. Charlie didn't want many details about that. He wasn't into that sort of thing. "Okay Dad, goodnight." I hung up.

Alice looked excited. "Will you really let me give you a makeover?" I sighed, knowing it was impossible to sway Alice when she made up her mind.

"As long as you don't go overboard…"

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