Those three eyes. Three freaky big eyes.

Everywhere.

Where am i?

Stumbling ahead, I am confronted by more eyes.

STOP IT!! I try to scream at them, but, no they wouldn't cease whispering incoherent things to me, in my head.

How am I here?

Sleep.

How did I get here by sleeping?

This is a Nightmare

Why am I here?

Is this the Demon God?

Is he punishing me?

What did I do to deserve this...?

Who is that?

It is the Demon God, Asura.

Still...Why would he do it?

I meant nothing to him...

I jolted awake suddenly, and fell sideways.

"OOF-" I gave muffled sound before hitting the floor hard. It took a while to get my bearings, and I noticed that my hands were shaking and I felt cold sweat running down my forehead.

I breathed deeply, confused. What was that just then? That was just a nightmare right? Sheesh, this is worser than I thought.

I got up slowly, letting the edge of the couch bear half of my weight. Straightening up, I saw that I was in an apartment.

Funny, I thought, How the heck did I get here?

After a bit of deliberation in my mind, I decided that this must be Maka's house.

'I don't remember coming here, all I recall is those freaky three big eyes...' I shivered, then made my way over to where I thought was obviously the kitchen.

'Since this is Maka's place, I should make some breakfast for them...'

I started thinking about what to make. "Hm...Just cereal? Nah, French Toast? Bluergh! Omelettes? Chih! Pancakes? Mmmm..."

Certain that i was going to make it, I began to pull out various things to make it.

"Onions...wait, what the hell? Butter...Eggs...is that sugar? Eh, I think it is...=]"

Rummaging around the cupboards, I searched for a mixing bowl. I held it up in triumph. "Hehe, Yahmi strikes again!"

"Two Eggs, yup..."

Crack!

"Um...Whats next? I think...the sugar!"

I poured almost the whole bag in. "Oops, I had better save some." I shoveled some bag into the bag, careful not to touch the wet part of the big pile.

I dusted my hands off. "Ooh! I forgot the flour!"

I left the mixing bowl and went though the shelves again 'till I found a bag of flour. I capsized it and the whole thing went into the bowl. I frowned, "That doesn't looked right...Oh well! =]"

I backtracked and went for the fridge and got out the milk. I twisted the cap off and was careful not to spill it as I tipped it over into the bowl.

I nodded. "Now, the frying pan."


When I had finally finished, The kitchen was all sparkly clean and the table was laid out with three plates of my delicious (o.O) pancakes.

I burst into one of the rooms and saw that Maka was still sleeping in her bed. So I was right, this is Maka's house.

"Maka~~! Breakfast is ready!!!" I yelled into her ear.

I swear, she jumped about a meter high then landed on her feet. She looked alarmed, "Yahmi!" She half-yelled. I smiled, "I made breakfast!"

She rolled her eyes, then grinned, "Wow! Really? What is it?"

"Pancakes! Where is Soul? Don't you guys sleep together?"

She shouted, "Soul doesn't sleep with me! Why the heck would I want to anways!"

I poued, "Fine! But you two make a good couple! Where is his room?"

Maka blushed when I suggested about them making a good pair and I raised an eyebrow. She quickly recovered and went out of the room, muttering a 'this way'.

I stood behind her as she opened the door. She froze suddenly, looking inside.

I mistaked this as my cue to go in, and I pranced in past her, an yelled, "SOUL! BREAKFAST IS-b-Blair?!" I stopped and gaped at the cat that had her boobs meshed in Soul's face.

I saw that Soul had a blood nose. I glanced at Maka, and knew she was about to burst. I covered my ears.

"Soul." I heard Maka's dangerous tone and looked at her. Her eyes were closed and she had an angry tick mark on her forehead. Added to that, her eye was twitching.

I looked back at Soul and saw that he had stopped thrashing to get out and he was frozen. Blair grinned, "Yahmi!" She tried to hug me, but I dodged. I really wanted to see if Maka would beat up Soul really badly.

"Maka...CHOP!" Suddenly, Maka had a thick book in her hand, and she thwacked it on Soul's head, making a book-shaped hole in his hair down to his head.

When i thought Maka was finished, she ran up to Soul and kicked him full in th face - and out the window.

I burst out laughing.


I was still lauging when we were all seated in the table. Soul was sulking, Maka was still angry, and trying to calm down, and Blair was already gone.

I stopped laughing when I suddenly thougth of something. "Hey, Maka."

She looked up, noticing my change of tone, "Yes?"

I continued, "What happened yesterday? How did I get here?"

She sighed, "Well, when we were almost home, you collapsed for some reason, and we brought you up here." She shrugged.

Even thought Soul was looking out of tune, I knew he was listening in.

I said, "The Demon God, Asura, got free didn't he?"

Soul started, then glared at me, "How do you know about him?"

I went back to my original self, I said cheerfully, "You idiot! Of course I know! Shinigami-sama told me!"

Soul went back to sulking.

I then said, "Well, aren't you going to try my cooking?"

Maka nodded slowly, looking down at my home-made pancakes. She grabbed her knife and fork and cut off a piece. She out it in her mouth and chewed for a moment.

...

Her face went slightly green. It looked looked like she forced it down her throat. She said with fake cheeriness, "Its really nice!"

I clapped and turned to Soul expectantly, his eyes were narrowed at Maka's face.

I didn't miss it. Seemed like Maka was trying to tell him something out of eye-contact alone. I got the gist of their conversation:

Maka: Soul. EAT IT

Soul: You look sick of it

Maka: EAT IT and don't complain

Soul: Its not like I care about her feelings...

Maka: Do it, or else I will throw you out of the window again

Well, I guessed the window incident because of the dangerous glint in Maka's eyes.

Soul sighed, as if resigning himself to torture, ripped off a piece of the pancake and shoved it in his mouth. He chewed for a moment.

He shrugged then grabbed the whole pancake and started eating it normally.

I smiled happily at him while Maka's jaw dropped to the ground.

Soul said in between bites, "You should make this everyday!"

Maka fell to the ground in shock.