StR: Thank you for the reviews! There was one reviewer that asked if Ki-Ki was related to Hiei. Um…no. I would like to know how that idea came into you, please and thank you. Usually I can figure these things out but you just got me stumped.

Y: Good job! You are my new best friend, person who stumped StR!

Kuwabara: I thought I was your best friend.

Y: You are Kuwabara.

StR: What about me?

Y: Kurama help!

Kurama: You got yourself into this you can get yourself out.

Y: Hiei?

H: Do you honestly think I would help you?

Y: No.

StR: Enjoy!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

A week with Hiei part 2:

Wednesday:

"So you're not coming home 'till Friday?" Rei asked Botan on the telephone.

"Yeah Koenma's making me work over time" Botan said from the other end. Rei looked at the half ruined kitchen and Hiei fighting a demon. How or why the demon was here is a complete mystery. Rei sweat dropped.

"That's probably for the best," muttered Rei.

"Why?"

"Uh, that mean…uh…Koenma should give you an earlier vacation! Yeah and vacations are all ways more fun when there're early!" stuttered Rei.

"Uh huh," said Botan not sounding like she believed her, which she shouldn't. "So how's the house?"

"It's still standing with that's what you mean."

"That's impressive. Something's usually destroyed by now."

'I never said things weren't destroyed," thought Rei. 'Most of it's the demons fault though…'

"Rei? Rei!"

"I'm here!"

"What's that noise in the background?" asked Botan.

"What noise? I do not hear this noise you speak of."
"ONNA!" yelled Hiei.

"Hiei's mad! Got to go!" Rei slammed the phone fast. "Guess what? Botan's not coming back 'till Friday!"

"That's great! Now help me!" yelled Hiei.

"So the great Hiei needs help, huh?"

"He has armor on that my sword won't cut and every time I cut off an arm it grows back!"

"So what do you want me to do?"

"Distract it!" The demon looked over at Rei threw an energy ball at her. She dodged it but it destroyed the table behind her, a table that had waffles that Rei made. Rei squeezed her eyes shut tight.

'I made those waffles with out any mistakes or mishaps! He's gonna pay!'

Now remember when I said I could get crazier? Here's a good example.

"HIEI MOVE IT OR GET BLOWN UP!" Rei had a rocket launcher ready to shoot. Hiei sped out of the way when Rei launch the missile. The exposition it caused, destroyed half the kitchen and the wall separating it andthe living room. Rei fell to her knees and Hiei appeared next to her.

"Where do your guns come form?" Hiei asked.

"He he he! My secret!" said Rei. "He destroyed my perfect breakfast!"

"Take out?"

"Yes."

"I give up!" said Rei at her attempt to clean up all the mess. She looked over at Hiei eating sweet snow. An anime vein appeared on Rei's head. "Hey! Why aren't you helping?"

"Because unlike you I don't do stuff that waste my time especially when it's useless. And it's rude to point," said Hiei. Rei's eyes narrowed at him.

"Yeah right. You're just a lazy ass," said Rei. She turned back around to attempt the imposable when she felt a glob of food hit the back of her head. She turned back around to look at Hiei. He was looking at a very interesting piece of lint in the corner. "I know you did not just throw that at my head!"

"Maybe I did and maybe I didn't."

"Now see if ya did I would have to do this!" Rei picked up another glob of food and walked over to him. He stared at Rei not knowing what she was going to do. She took half of the glob, put it in her other hand, and smashed it against Hiei's cheeks. Then she spread it all over his face. He wiped of him face and glared at her. She just chuckled.

"I'm not participating in this childish game," said Hiei.

"You started it." Before Hiei was given a chance to respond the telephone rang. Rei and Hiei raced for the phone. Hiei only race for it to beat Rei, which he did.

"Yes?" he said unemotionally.

"Hiei?" asked Kurama surprised he picked up when someone else was in the house.

"Yes kitsune. Who else would it be?"

"Well…Rei."

"She's dead."

"WHAT?"

"You are so easy to fool. She right behind me." Actually Rei was drawing in the layers of mush of the ground.

"So how has your week been so far?" asked Kurama.

"How has my week been? Let me tell you how my week's been! I-" Hiei didn't get to tell Kurama all the wonderful things that happen because Rei pushed him out of the way.

"Our weeks been fine! Just fine! I was a perfect little angel and Hiei…well he was mean and lazy! Oh I finish my room! It's beautiful! I made breakfast! It turned out great! I-" Hiei grabbed the phone out of her hands.

"GO WATCH TV!" he yelled. Rei pouted and sulked away.

"My, my it seems you guys had a interesting week," said Kurama. Even though they were on a phone you could tell he was sweat dropping. "So what else happened?" Hiei was about to tell him but saw Rei looking at him. She held out the tape and had that look that said 'You tell, I'll let everyone listen to this tape.'

"Nothing," Hiei managed to get. He hated lying to his best friend but he had no chose. All his enemies could hear the tape and then his reputation would go down…then again if anyone found out that he was being black mailed by a sixteen-year-old girl, it would also ruin his reputation…it was a lose-lose situation.

"Oh, well, I just wanted to check up on you. I have to go, mother's calling."

"Hn." Hiei hung up the phone and gave Rei the most deadliest glare he could. Rei gulped and ran up stairs to her room.

Thursday…

"WHAT THE HELL?" "MY STUFF!" yelled Hiei and Rei. They both slammed their bedroom door open. Their pants were both socking wet.

"Is your room flooded to?" asked Rei.

"Yeah," he said. "The pipes must have busted."

"I wonder how?" pondered Rei. They both remembered yesterday's incident with the demon. Hiei glared at Rei. "What? How is this my fault?"

"The explosion you caused must have done something to the pipes!"

"You don't know that!" she yelled

"How else would it burst?" he yelled back.

"Old pipes?"

"They're only a few years old." Water started to flow out of their rooms and down the stairs.

"Maybe we should put are stuff down stairs before it gets ruined," suggested Rei.

"Hn."

"Man even the second floor is flooded," said Rei. "We should get everyone else stuff to. You get the boy stuff and I'll get the girls." Hiei glared at her. (He's doing a lot of that lately…)

"I'm not going into those rooms!" yelled Hiei.

"Kurama's not that bad…at least I think. But I have to do the girls because they got stuff that guy shouldn't see. Be brave Hiei!" she said as she sunk into Kayko and Yukina's room. Hiei glared at Kuwabara's room but decided to save that for later.

With Rei…

"So they share a room, huh?" said Rei. Rei walked over to the girl's dresser and neatly folded their clothes in the cardboard boxes her and Hiei had brought up.

With Hiei…

Hiei was glaring at Kurama's dresser. He finally opened a drawer. Seeing it was Kurama's boxers he took out the whole drawer and dumped the contents into the box. He decided to do that with all the other drawers to. Why were they taking out all the clothes dressers? Well because they need to take the dressers out so they wouldn't get ruined and the only way to do that was to disassemble it because it wouldn't fit though the door. They need to do that to the beds to. Luckily for Rei, Kayko and Yukina had those beds the Japanese use. You know the ones you can store in the closet. Did I mention the water was dripping down for the ceiling…no? Well it is. What fun! Hiei put Kurama's stuff down stairs and glared at Kuwabara's room again. Hiei shook his head and went to Yusuke's room. He did the exact same thing that he did with Kurama's room but it took longer because Yusuke was very messy.

Back with Rei…

She, unlike Hiei, was taking her time and taking care of the girl's stuff. She finally finished Kayko and Yukina's room and went over to Botan's room. There was a bathroom that connected the girl's bedroom together so she went though that.

Back with Hiei…

He just stood outside Kuwabara's room, not wanting to go in. He was about to turn the handle but was stopped by Rei's scream. He slammed open Botan's door thinking it was another demon. Rei looked at him with a terrified look on her face.

"It's pink…everything's pink," she quivered. Hiei looked relived for a second and then hit Rei on the head. "What was that for?"

"For being an idiot." Hiei walked out and went to Kuwabara's room. "It can't be worse than Botan's room…or can it?" Hiei opened the door and walked in.

With Rei…

"To much pink! To much pink!" screamed Rei as she furiously threw Botan's clothes in the box. The faster she got everything out the shorter time she had to stay in the room. "Ki-Ki help!"

"What have I told you about calling me Ki-Ki," Kyoto said appearing next to Rei.

"I'm sorry Kyoto! Help me! Please!"

"Okay, okay!"

With Hiei…

Hiei just stood there with a disgusted look on his face. Kuwabara's room with covered in kitten posters and a lot messier than Yusuke's room.

"He won't mind if I leave everything here," he said as he walked out the door.

Down stairs…

"There I think we got everything," said Rei. "Now how…do I get out?" The whole living room was liked a maze of boxes. Boxes surrounded Rei on all four sides. "Hiei! I'm trapped!" Hiei appeared on a stacked of boxes that enclosed her.

"Just jump over them, onna," said Hiei.

"Oh." She jumped on to the box that Hiei was on and it collapsed onto the floor. Rei had swirlly eyes and Hiei just landed on his feet. "Never doing that again."

"Baka onna."

"I have a name! And I'm not a baka!" yelled Rei. After a short staring contest, Rei broke the silence. "So did you get everyone's stuff?"

"Hn."

"Kurama's?"

"Hn."

"And Yusuke's?"

"Hn."

"And Kuwabara's?"

"…"

"Hiei?"

"…"

"You didn't get Kuwabara's stuff?" yelled Rei.

"His room is worse than Botan's!"

"Fine I'll do it, you lazy ass!" yelled Rei. She started to walk away but stopped and turned around. "How do I get back to the stairs?" Hiei sighed and pointed to his left. Rei rubbed the back of her head. She climbed up the boxes and jumped off. Hiei heard a thud on the other side and shook his head. "I'm okay!"

With Rei…

She stood there with the same face Hiei had. "I see," she simply said. "I can a least take the posters down even though they're already half way ruined." She took them down and put them outside to dry.

Later…

Rei and Hiei were on the couch watching TV since there was nothing else to do except eat their instant Raman, which didn't seem to bother Rei.

"So I'm thinking we should turn off the water," said Rei all of a suddenly. Hiei stared at her.

"Why didn't you think of that before?" he asked bitterly.

"Why didn't you?"

Basement…

"So where is the water valve?" asked Rei.

"Some where," said Hiei.

"You don't know?"

"Not a clue. At least this day can't get any worse." Just then the lights went out.

"Oh, oh but it can!" said Rei.

"ERR! This never happened before you came!" yelled Hiei. Then a flicker of fire came to show Rei holding a candle.

"That's mean," she said.

"Where did you get the candle?" asked Hiei. Rei titled her head to the side with a confused look on her face.

"What candle? This is dynamite." Hiei glared at her. "What? Wha…oh! Yeah I see." She threw the dynamite down and ran upstairs screaming with Hiei right behind her. Once they got upstairs a small explosion was heard and then the light's came on. Hiei looked like he was on the edge of whether to kill her slowly or quickly. Rei got a scared look on her face

"I would like to say that the explosion shouldn't have caused to much damage," she said.

"Hn." They went down stairs to see a creator in the ground.

"See," she said.

"I'm not getting blamed for any of this," Hiei said.

"Don't worry I'll take full responsibility," said Rei.

"You will?" he said not sounding convinced.

"No not really. I'll just blame it on the demon."

"You're smarter than you let on, aren't you?"

"Yup! I got straight A's when I went to school!"

"Went?"

"I skip a lot!"

"Great, another detective."

It was night and Rei was sleeping on the couch while Hiei was sleeping on the windowsill and nether of them where asleep.

"Hey, Hiei?" spoke Rei.

"Hn?"

"I want a rematch against you." Hiei smirked.

"Fine but you won't win."

"We'll see."

The dreaded Friday…

The rest of the gang, along with Koenma in his teenage form, was walking up to the mansion. From the front everything looked fine.

"Oh good. The house is still standing," said Koenma. The boys looked at him in confusion. They continued to the front door when Kuwabara noticed his posters.

"Hey, these are from my room," he said.

"Then why are they out here?" asked Yusuke

"Not sure." Kuwabara bunched the posters in his arms and followed the other's inside. He dropped them when he saw the box filled living room. The others mouths hung open.

"REI!" yelled Koenma.

"Yes?" she asked popping out her head above the box in front of them. They all jumped back at her arrival.

"What happen?" yelled Koenma. Rei tapped her chin with her finger

"What happen? Hmmm…not sure. I know, I'll shall go ask the fuzzy blue bunnies of doom!" With that she disappeared into the maze of boxes.

"Get back here!" yelled Koenma. They some how managed to find their way to the only area that was not totally surrounded by boxes, the TV area, and Hiei just happen to be there with one elbow on the end of the couch and his head resting on his hand.

"Hiei, what happen here?" asked Kurama.

"The fuzzy blue bunnies of doom attack the house," Hiei realized what he said a shot up wide-eyed, "Oh no she's infected me!"

"Yay!" shouted Rei, who happen to be on top of a box behind them. She started to do a little dance. "I infected Hiei! I infected Hiei! Go me! Go me!" While doing her dance she fell off the box and landed on the couch. "Hello."

"Explain!" yelled Koenma.

"Everything?" asked Rei.

"Yes!"

"Okay…I made a mess in the kitchen."

"And," said Hiei.

"Destroyed a wall."

"And."

"Half the forest in the back is gone."

"And."

"The 2nd and 3rd floor are flooded."

"And!"

"There's a creator in the basement."

"And!"

"And what? I didn't do anything else!" yelled Rei.

"You tried to kill me, dragged me around that stupid mall, black mailed me, threw paint at me, threw food at and made me go insane!" Hiei yelled back.

"You threw food at me first!"

"What's your point!"

"I'm totally going to murder you!"

"Not If I kill you first!" Both of them took out their swords. Rei got two of her swords out. Yusuke had to hold Rei back and Kurama held Hiei back.

"Maybe you should explain everything," said Botan. So Rei explained the important details. Not her and Hiei's conversations, just things like the demon and so on.

"You maxed out my credit card?" asked Koenma.

"No, it has one cent left on it," said Rei.

"Be happy she didn't destroy the whole house," said a new mysterious voice. Everyone looked at where the voice was to see a black-cloaked figure with golden glowing eyes. Rei smiled and pranced over to the figure. She tugged on his cloak happily and he patted her on the head. "Hello, Rei." He looked over to Koenma and said, "I'm going to barrow her for a little while. Is that okay?"

"Yes, please do," he said.

"Rei go get your stuff." Rei looked around.

"I don't know where it is. It disappeared."

"Then you can barrow someone else's."

"Oh here's my box!" said Botan. She handed Rei some clothes in a bag.

"Thank you," said Rei. Her and the cloaked figure left soon afterwards. Koenma turned to the gang.

"Okay now start cleaning this place up," he said.

"What?" everyone yelled.

Some place late at night…

"You never asked me why I left," said Rei with her eyes closed.

"I think I already know why," said the cloaked figure. "And I don't blame you."

"Thanks Jackal."

"Don't mention it. You know black hair doesn't suit you."

"That's the full moons fault." She opened her eyes to show dull blue eyes instead of bright ones.

The full moon was my worst enemy…the only one I could never defeat.

StR/crying/ Yusuke hates me!

Y: I do not!

Ku: He hates me to!

Y: Kuwabara I don't hate you!

K: It's not good to lie, Yusuke.

Y: Kurama! You're suppose to be the nice one!

K: Really? Guess I didn't get the memo. Did you Hiei?

H: No.

Y: You guys are evil!

StR: He left! Nice going Hiei!

H: Why do you always blame me!

StR: Because you're the easiest to blame…right, I'm going to find Yusuke and drag him back so review and come back!