It's like 1am and I'm bored so I wrote a stupid boring, 237 word long page about bellas death. Disclaimer: I obviously dont own these characters, SM does cuz... yea why would i be writting fanfic for my own book... that'd be stupid
This is soooo stupid
"Hey bella" Emmett says.
"hi emmet whats up" I say back.
"Rosalie's hunting. I'm bored. So we should.... you know" He sounded funny. He had a funny voice, though nobody would know that considering he barely talks in the movie.
I agree cuz I'm a cheating, horny, sex deprived bitch.
IN THE BED
"OH EMMETT!!!!!!!" I've been screaming for ages, I can handle him, I'm not cool enough.
He thrusts in and out until sperm comes out. I screamed.
"SPERMIES!!!!! OMFG HOW CUTE ARE THEY!!!" I say looking at them under a huge microscope that is for some reason next to the random bed.
All of a sudden eddie-poo walks in.
"Oh woah go Emmett, who you knockin up there?" he asks.
"uhhh.... w...well Edward" Emmett stammers.
Then Edward saw me.
He was all like "BELLA! You BITCH!"
I ran away, I jumped out the window. That was stupid, i think I broke a few bones, but I was more concerned on my legs. I realized I hadn't shaved in over a year. No wander Edward wouldn't get in my pants.
"I'm going to kill you you backstabbing, desperate, annoying shit smelly piece of crap i secretly bash at night whilst you sleep.
Then he like, totally bit me, at first I though it was an act of passion until all my blood was gone and I died.
did you like it? I hope not cuz theres something wierd going on if you did.